Two Wolves and a Sheep

Democracy is two wolves and a sheep deciding what to have for dinner. "Mutton" takes the popular vote, but "grass" wins in the Electoral College. The wolves wish they hadn't all moved into the same few trendy coastal cities. Democracy is two wolves and a sheep deciding what to have for dinner. The Timber Wolf Party and the Gray Wolf Party spend most of their energy pandering shamelessly to the tiebreaking vote. Democracy is two wolves and a sheep deciding what to have for dinner. Everyone agrees to borrow money, go to a fancy French restaurant, and leave the debt to the next generation. Democracy is two wolves and a sheep deciding what to have for dinner. The sheep votes for the Wolf Party, because he agrees with them on social issues. Democracy is two wolves and a sheep deciding what to have for dinner. "Grass" wins the tenth election in a row, thanks to the dominance of special interests. Democracy is two wolves and a sheep deciding what to have for dinner. FactCheck.org rates the Wolf Party's claim that mutton can be made without harming sheep as "Mostly False". Democracy is two wolves and a sheep deciding what to have for dinner. The main issue this election is whether two more sheep should be allowed to immigrate. Democracy is two wolves and a sheep deciding what to have for dinner. A government shutdown is narrowly averted when everyone agrees to what becomes known as the Mutton With A Side Of Grass Compromise; disappointed activists are urged to "keep their demands realistic". Democracy is two wolves and a sheep deciding what to have for dinner. They choose borscht. Election officials suspect foul play.

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