Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
This is a Grouse House podcast. Good evening, everybody. Welcome to the Arnie D podcast. My name is Jack Duane. I am a ghost. I am a ghost. I am the host of the R.E.D. podcast. I'm joined, as always, by my co-host, Angelina. Hello. She's an old Italian lady.
I have to go in about 15 minutes.
Yeah, Angelina has to go in about 15 minutes. Yeah. And, as always, joined by my dear friend, GDB. Hello, I'm Grand Designs Batman. GDB. Tom behind the desk. G'day lads. If you don't know, Aunty Dee podcast, formerly Aunty Donna podcast, is a podcast where we just talk all things. We're still finding it a little bit. That's kind of what we're going to talk about today.
It used to be hosted by three sketch comedians. Now it's hosted by the three of us. I'm a private school boy. yes uh i went to skevs and my dad's a lawyer so and i'm batman but also from grand designs and then i'll just tell the woman so last week we did some brainstorming on some ways we could make money i took them home i considered them i don't think we're quite there yet um
Not to say it's not a good idea.
No, they are good ideas.
I just think... Is it a good idea in there to make the money?
I think I called up a couple of my mates in the podcasting world. Who? Who? Hamish Blake. Hamish. Andy Lee. Oh. Kickpod. Yes. I called up Kyle. Sandy Landy. Yeah, because that's technically a podcast. Called up Jackie O. Yes. Jackie Onassis. John F. Kennedy's wife. Yeah, Jackie Onassis, John F. Kennedy's wife.
Oh, my God. She was in the car when he was shot through the head.
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Chapter 2: How does the podcast evolve after changing hosts?
No, we cannot wait.
No, we'll do it now. Tom's coming in. Got a solution there. If you're not watching, Tom's coming in with a neck brace for Angelina.
Oh, that's beautiful. Thank you.
You put that on.
Put this on and make a monocular shirt.
So what do you want the show to be? Because last episode it ended with you not really... So yeah, last episode I was a little upset. I realised it's not going to make money. And my mate said, we've got to stop focusing on the money. It's not quite there yet. They said a million dollars is unrealistic profit. That's what I wanted to make by the end of this year. And I said, well, instead of that,
What can we do to make this good? Because my biggest worry, and this is what I realized last week, is that this is bad.
But it's take time to find the good thing. Yeah. You go back and listen to episode one, two, three. It's not good.
Of our one?
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Chapter 3: What brainstorming ideas are proposed for making money?
We're starting from scratch.
Mathematically, when you do a show for... It must have some quality after 500 episodes. Yeah, that's right. At some point... You know, you start to find your rhythm. You start to understand it, even to the basic degree. What is this?
Yeah.
After 500, you should be there. So just to give it this time.
So we just, because I was going to come in and maybe do a bit of an ultimatum.
If you're doing a podcast and you're up to 500 and something episodes. Yeah. It's going to be a very good. And it was like this. Yeah. That would be really bad.
Switch off it.
That would be bad. But this is not the 504. This is the fourth. But if this was 504-ish, big problems. Yeah, but it's still the old guys doing this. If we were characters played by the old guys. That's right. If we were characters played by the old guys, that would be really concerning. But I'm Grand Designs Batman. Or GDB, as we call him. And you're Angelina, the old Italian lady.
Yes.
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Chapter 4: What insights do the hosts share about their podcasting journey?
Apollo. This horse.
No, little chicken.
No little chicken. You get a bad head, you break the neck.
We're going to go to an outbreak when we come back. Crocodile Crypto Bro. Hello. Hello. Welcome back. I'm Crocodile Crypto, bro. I love crypto, but I'm not very good at investing in it wisely. I'll tell you what I did. I forgot my password and now I've got a billion dollars worth of Bitcoin in my hard drive.
I don't know, but I think what if... You got to get your hard drive. No, it's good. We can save this. I can try a different character. No, listen. I think you just need to back yourself in. Look. I'm just not a character guy, man. It's not what I do. Look, you're Crypto Brown. Oh, yes. You have a million dollars on your hard drive.
yes you want to go get this you want to take it because you know crypto maybe crashes soon so you want to sell it yeah but i just come back from the butcher i have a whole bag of a lamb shank and do you smell the lamb shank oh wow i'd love to snap up the lamb shank do you eat the lamb shank or do you sell it the crypto before it drop anymore in the e-market
I'd like to sell this crypto, but... Are you jumping straight in? Yeah, I'm doing it now.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, I'd love to sell this crypto.
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Chapter 5: How do the hosts feel about the quality of their show?
This one is a chick. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Right. All right.
Oh, yeah.
All right. Oh, yeah. Does anyone have a tea towel or anything? I want to put the hair. Yeah, I'll put it on top of my head to pretend to be a chick. No, we don't think we have a tea towel. Oh, that's all right. Lucy's getting us a tea towel. So what I'll do is I'll put on a tea towel and maybe I'll do a little scene. Oh, you got to go?
I have to go.
Please don't leave me.
Angelina.
I have to go.
Angelina, please. Are you coming back?
No, I have to go. I'm sorry.
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Chapter 6: What character ideas are explored during the episode?
Hey, babe. Let's get ready for the races. Lucy, you can keep doing work if you want. Stay here, but do the work. Hey, babe, let's get ready for the races.
I told you yesterday that it was going to take me an hour to get ready. I need to do makeup and stuff. What do you mean we have to go now? Babe, come on. Come on, we're going to be late. But I have explained to you very clearly that I need an hour. Just because it's quicker for you... Doesn't mean I can't have my hour.
Fine, I'm going on my own. You can make your own way. You can get an Uber. It's about how it takes chicks longer to get ready. It's like funny, you know, that it takes them longer to get ready.
I've never, I've really sunk into a deep place of depression.
It's about, you know how chicks take longer to get ready?
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Chapter 7: How does the Crocodile Crypto Bro character develop?
You know this, Lucy.
Yeah.
Yeah. Guys just chuck on a suit, takes them a bit quicker. No, I don't like this. Tom, do you have any pitches for the character?
I just feel like it's a very one-dimensional sexist character, Jack.
Do you want to see my... I do the guy from Peaking Duck. That I'd love to see. Yeah. It's just a funny bit. I don't see what the issue is. No, I won't do that one.
What do you... You put the tea towel back on. Hemorrhaging audience. Hemorrhaging audience.
Guys, I've had an idea. I've had an idea. What about... Look at what we've become.
What have we become? What has become of us? Why am I in a Batman cow? And Lucy's sitting there. And you've got a wig on. What has become of us? That we must keep podcasting so viciously. I'm empty. I'm empty. I've given you everything. For nearly a decade, I've scraped.
I've scraped and I've scraped this barrel and it is empty and it is dry. What are you talking about? I'm Grant Designs Batman. I'm Jack Duane. I'll never be truly happy. I've been looking for the depth in this character for, I mean, in me. Yeah. You've been looking for introspection. You know, he just was a bit one-dimensional. Not as one-dimensional as Great Designs Batman.
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