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Chapter 1: What is the significance of Bobby's upcoming shows?
Hey, everybody. My best friend in the whole world, the funniest comic in the world, is playing San Diego in Del Mar. Del Mar, dude. And go see his show, man. It's fucking amazing. June 20th, I'm doing two shows at The Sound in Del Mar. It's new. It's a newer venue. It looks amazing. I'm doing two shows, an early show and a late show. Come down to The Sound. Come on to The Sound.
Go to andrewsantino.com for the tickets. andrewsantino.com Hey, y'all. Oh. Oh. We have. Dude, we're so excited. We are. Yeah, because we created our own game show, and it's called The Bad Game Show. The Bad Game Show. It airs every single Wednesday right here on our channel, the Bad Friends Podcast channel, starting this Wednesday. Starting this Wednesday. For 10 weeks straight. For 10 weeks.
Chapter 2: What is 'The Bad Game Show' and when does it air?
We did 10 episodes, and they're all strong. Phenomenal guests. Watch it every Wednesday. Watch it every Wednesday.
Please.
Who are these two idiots?
A white dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting. Oh, you two are something. We're bad friends.
Hi, bad friends. I am Andres. I am Andres. This is my students are here today. I teach film. Film. That's Filipino. Film. Film. We will do movie films. Yeah. I got to tell you, Fancy, I feel good in your style. Your style. You feel handsomer. Handsomer? You feel handsomer? Beep, beep, beep, beep. Welcome back to Bad Friends. Today, we've got a ton of interns. A ton of interns. It's so itchy.
How do you do this? All day long with the edgy hair. We've got Quinnipiac interns are here once again, making their return to the show. Yeah. And they're here to watch. Magic. Magic. Pure magic. Yeah. It's good to see you, Andres. Thank you. Yeah. I'm very hungover right now. You drank last night? Got the case of the Irish flu, baby. Where'd you go last night?
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Chapter 3: What are the challenges of driving with poor vision?
To the Doyers. I want to go see the Doyers play. Oh, Doyers. The amount of Japanese people because of Shohei, it's crazy. Half of the words at the stadium now are in Japanese. What's next? What are they going to do to my America next? You were just serving kimchi with the hot dogs? You think Shohei could have played during the 40s? Prohibition? The 1940s. Like two days.
Would they sign him two days after Pearl Harbor, you think? I mean, he's good, right? But they're angry. We're hitting bombs all over the world. The guy is amazing. He's amazing. He's so good to watch. He's so tall, handsome. This guy's so handsome. He's a cutie ball. All right, and this guy's slotted to make- I mean, he's cute. He's very cute. Dude, he's Astro Boy. He's Astro Boy.
Yeah, go to Astro Boy. He's Astro Boy, dude. He is. Yeah, yeah.
It's me.
Show me. Yeah. Look at how- Dude, he's Astro Boy, dude. Yeah. Whoa. He's got all of his vision now, so he feels empowered. I can see everything. Dude, you know what I was driving- So I just got glasses for the first time in my life. Yeah. And I was driving through Lancashire by Universal, right? Yeah.
And you know, when you're driving down that to go to Lancashire, you see the Universal City Park. Yeah. But I never saw the rides. You just saw a bunch of blobs? I just saw a blur. Wow. And I was driving today. I was going, oh, they have rides? Like you could see the roller coasters and stuff. Yeah. Yeah. I could never see them. It's crazy. Yeah. I've never seen any of that. Yeah.
They have a new roller coaster. It's the Fast and Furious. Yeah. Vin Diesel is going to bless it.
Yeah.
Yeah. They are. And I wore glasses. I realized that my girlfriend's white. I thought she was black the whole time. Yeah? Yeah. No, I'm kidding. There it is. Yeah, there. First of the family. Have you ever been there? I've never been there, I don't think. Yeah, I have. What? Yeah, you did, Chad. You bailed. Yeah, we went to Halloween Horror Nights and you bailed.
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Chapter 4: How does Bobby's experience with glasses change his perspective?
Just feel? No, you can see lights. So it's instinct. You can't see the lines on the ground.
That's why his car has all these things.
I was going to say, he's never going to have a ding on his car ever again. Ever again. So it's instinct. It's like, I assume. It's a vibe. I'm on Ventura. It's a lot of assumptions and stuff like that. I mean, I kind of know how to get to my house and how to get to the comedy store. It's like three roads. Literally, from here to your house is like three main roads. It's three main roads.
So I memorized that. So easy. Yeah, but Mulholland is a windy, treacherous road. It can be, but there's two ways to get to your house. Three ways to get to your house. There is three ways to get to my house, yeah. And to the store.
And I know all three ways.
And the store is two roads. It really is two roads. It's literally two roads. It's two roads to get to my house. Yeah, yeah, right. Yeah, dude, it's so easy. But they're both, I mean, one of them's long, which is over a hill. It's a hill, yeah. Yeah, it's a long hill. It's a long hill. Yeah, but I can see things that I've never been able to see before. I can see things I couldn't see before.
Was that in the song? Because I'm so in tune with you sometimes. You were really. Yeah, I went right into it, dude. I knew, because when you did the Jew joke, I knew that was going to happen. What do you mean? When you did the Wolverine Jew joke, I was like, he's going to say it. I'm going to start singing the song. Go.
I want to be a kung fu fighter.
Do it again. What? Do it again. Believe in me. I just picked that up. Me too. By the way, we even sung the song wrong. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, I still got it. It's not I want to be a kung fu fighter. It's not? Everybody was kung fu fighting. I want to be... But you still were. Instinctually, I was there. You were still. We're humming.
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Chapter 5: What game are they playing and how does it work?
Each of you guys write down the slang term for what we're pointing at. What's this right here, guys? What is this right here? Kevin Spacey, Epstein, Weinstein.
Chapter 6: What are the implications of the slang terms discussed?
What do they have in common?
They're all scumbags.
Incorrect. These are all classic New York guys.
Oh, my God.
Is this the game where we have to figure out what the F your mother is saying?
How old is my wife?
I'm gonna put as many marshmallows as I can in Bobby Lee's mouth. If you were in prison, dude, easy access. I am thoroughly aroused. Is this your son?
Oh, my God. How did I get here?
I'm so thrilled that I'm only a lesbian. Oh, wow!
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Chapter 7: How do the guests describe their creative aspirations?
All right. Do you do play basketball, Jack?
From time to time. There's a court outside my house.
Okay. Sometimes when you bring people on the show, they answer like they're being subpoenaed. Yeah, everything's fine. Jack, what do you do for fun? What's Jack do for fun?
I like watching movies.
Yeah, you want to be a director? Yeah. That's what you want to do? That's the goal. And Katherine, what do you want to do?
I'd like to be a screenwriter.
You want to be a screenwriter?
Yes.
You like sitting at the computer all day?
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Chapter 8: What is the significance of the hair transplant discussion?
Just T. Okay. Okay. 1904, it's T. T.
Okay, T is working on a ranch and it's being terrorized by a werewolf.
Not a ranch. Okay. Time out. It's not a ranch. It's the first meth laboratory. First meth, crystal meth laboratory ever. Ever. And it's an airplane hangar. It's not a ranch. Okay. Yeah, yeah. And also it's terrorized by who?
Werewolf.
No, no, no, no, no. I don't like that at all. A country. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I know, I know. Lithuanian. Lithuanian. Is that fine?
Yeah, perfect.
So pitch it back to us again. Here we go.
Yeah, yeah. Okay. So Big T is working at a- What year is it? What year is it? 1904. Okay.
All right.
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