Bananas - Funny news from around the world with Scotty Landes and Kurt Braunohler
Episodes
Cat Causes Niagara Falls
30 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Kurt and Scotty talk about a man who survived Niagara Falls plunge but died slipping on an orange peel, cat cafe closed after cat turns on water and f...
Holiday Episode
23 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Kurt and Scotty talk about the influence of hallucinogenic mushrooms on Christmas, woman accuses man she’s dating of ruining Christmas because h...
Snail Tales and Driveway Sales
16 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Kurt and Scotty talk about how a missing driveway mystery turns out to be a scam, thieves steal thousands of escargot snails and In-N-Out removes numb...
Smokey Holds the Cheese with Chloe Radcliffe
09 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Chloe Radcliffe joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a 75 year old man who got 2000 strangers to smoke a cigarette with him, a drug dealer jailed after...
Sassy Dolphin and the Popular Poopers
02 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Kurt and Scotty talk about a report on which cars are most likely to get pooped on by birds and Kelly the sassy dolphin! Support this podcast by shopp...
Money Makin' Bird Bus
25 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Kurt and Scotty talk about a NYC weed store that will deliver via carrier pigeon, a man stole a bus for a joyride and continued to stop at all stops a...
Gnome For the Weekend
18 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Kurt and Scotty talk about a cyclist that fell down a 135 foot ravine and survived 3 days only drinking wine, the world's biggest spider web and a man...
Butt Breathing with Mr. Pusey
11 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Kurt and Scotty talk about why witches look the way they do, man convicted of posing as flight attendant to get free flights, clinicians test butt bre...
Snooter Shooter with Jenny Zigrino
04 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Jenny Zigrino joins the ladies to talk about Cormac McCarthy’s ex-wife pulled a gun out of her vagina during an argument about aliens, a pizza p...
Uh Oh, Waymo!
28 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Kurt and Scotty talk about a man who thrifts all year to make free halloween costumes for kids, 13 year old girl fights off attacker with jujitsu and ...
Ding Dong Ditchin' Slugs
21 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Kurt and Scotty talk about a ding dong ditcher that turned out to be a slug, Splash the rescue otter and scandal rocks the world of stone skimming cha...
Water, Otters Everywhere
14 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Kurt and Scotty talk about a bride who confronts mystery wedding crasher after searching for years, Taco Bell rethinks AI drive thru after man orders ...
Bored Dogs and Bus Boobs
07 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Kurt and Scotty talk about a woman who can lift 10 pounds with her vagina, dog thought to be blind was just ignoring everyone, Wawa Superfan collects ...
Dude Where's My Gator?
30 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Kurt and Scotty talk about an emotional support alligator that is no longer welcome at Walmart, a man loses his car after bachelor party and the viral...
Our Lady of The Tooth Eye
23 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Kurt and Scotty talk about a blind woman can see again through her tooth, a Pittsburgh nun chases down credit card thief, Ned the lefty snail nee...
Butts, Bats, and Boys
16 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Kurt and Scotty talk about the big butt starfish and other never before seen sea creatures recorded in Argentina, an American boy sent giftbox to girl...
Moon Doinking Cutie Pies
09 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Kurt and Scotty talk about a man who stole lunar rocks to use during sex after promising girlfriend the moon and the hidden power of sharing cute...
Flop Gun
02 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Kurt and Scotty talk about an F15 ridealong passenger accidentally ejects himself on the ground, San Antonio’s new milkman Dick Tips and ho...
The Anteater is the Honda Accord of the Natural World
26 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Kurt and Scotty talk about a man who discovered he bought his own stolen car, why things keep evolving into anteaters and scientists finally know...
Wolfing Down the Kia Kids
19 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Kurt and Scotty talk about an Ohio woman who had car repossessed takes legal ownership of dealership name, rowdy kids causes brewery to put down ...
Parachuting Cats and Wedding Proposals
12 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Kurt and Scotty talk about everything you need to know about operation cat drop, a woman says yes to boyfriend who proposed 43 times and tributes paid...
Dinghies Are For Waving
05 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Kurt and Scotty talk about Chuck E. Cheese being handcuffed and arrested, NYC nut job busted for naked boat joyride, a man who posed as an ambassador ...
Undercroft Inspector
29 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Kurt and Scotty talk about a Florida man who celebrated his birthday by doing meth, stealing a tour train and picking up riders, a minor league b...
Raccoon Retaliation with Whitney Cummings
22 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Whitney Cummings join Kurt and Scotty to talk about a mule riding Kentucky man accused of unleashing a raccoon in bar after being turned away, robot b...
Kurt and Scotty’s Favorite Soups
15 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Kurt and Scotty talk about how scientists genetically altered fruit flies to make them crave cocaine, a mother wins 100k ultramarathon while stop...
World Wide Walk Wars
08 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Kurt and Scotty talk about how the CIA secretly ran a Star Wars fan site and a man walked 15,504 miles to find out if world is terrible place! Su...
Stolen Sausage Submarine
01 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Kurt and Scotty talk about how the Chinese police corgi stole sausage from a child, a man flees police using submarine and noisy hungry frogs ruin far...
Mummy Sniffin Monkey F*ckin Beats with Kristen Schaal
24 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Kristen Schaal joins Kurt and Scotty talk about how scientists taught monkeys to use money and first they stole and then sold sex, why mummies still s...
Gone in 16 Seconds with Lili Trifilio
17 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Lili Trifilio is back on Bananas! She talks to Kurt and Scotty about the time Andre the Giant let out a 16 second fart on The Princess Bride set,...
From Mouth to Butt in Japan
10 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Kurt and Scotty talk about a museum in Japan where you can sniff animals butts, a Boston homeowner discovers his house is cut in half, food delivery d...
Blowing it Up and Blowing it Out with Charlotte Dobre
03 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Charlotte Dobre joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a school forced to evacuate after kid brings grenade for show and tell, a TV anchor goes into labo...
Men are Psychopaths, Women Fall in Crevices
27 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Kurt and Scotty talk about how psychopaths are more attractive, a woman falls into crevice trying to retrieve her cell phone, and a woman files for di...
Oh God My Phone
20 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Kurt and Scotty talk about how in Finland mobile phone throwing is a national sport, a new MMA Jesus movie and a naked race! Support this podcast...
Kindly Style Sea Steak with Mary Holland
13 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Mary Holland joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man with brain implant asks for beer as first words, using the dishwasher to make a steak and a sea...
Big Gord and the Stranded Man
06 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Kurt and Scotty talk about a stranded man lifted from Mt Fuji and then rescued again when he returned to get his phone, Gordon Ramsay’s restaura...
Stuffed Cheese and Small Turds
29 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Kurt and Scotty talk about did the government invent stuffed crust pizza, how a random text ended up in happily ever after, Burger King has the right ...
Purple is Faker than Jessica Simpson with Liza Treyger
22 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Liza Treyger joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about how purple is a fake color, Jessica Simpson vows to keep drinking snake sperm, pub emus back after be...
Kiss Your Irish Snake Good Bye
15 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Kurt and Scotty talk about a snake found in Ireland for first time ever, a 58 hour kiss, the CIA found the arch of the covenant using psychics and sci...
Baby You Can Drive My Boat with Abby Govindan
08 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Abby Govindan (How to Embarrass Your Immigrant Parents) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a reckless driver who was fined for failing to stop at cro...
Spread Your Wings and Flood
01 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Kurt and Scotty talk about how big our wings would be if humans could fly, TSA found a surprising amount of prohibited items in a woman’s bag, F...
Doomsday Wallabies and Other Cults with Jane Borden
25 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Kurt and Scotty talk to Jane Borden (author, new book Cults Like Us: Why Doomsday Thinking Drives America) about wallabies being blamed for crop circl...
Bonusode: More Would You Rathers and Advice #24
20 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Kurt and Scotty answer listener advice and play some Would You Rathers! Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at th...
Beaver and the Goodie Bags with Rebecca Delgado Smith
18 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Rebecca Delgado Smith joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about how Mozzarella the cat becomes obsessed with roast chicken after brain surgery, a woman...
Rockin’ Butt Jumping with Lisa Magid
11 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Part time Bananas employee/full time human Lisa Magid joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about the Japanese astronaut who hated space, jump rope pro s...
PorkBizness.com
04 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Kurt and Scotty talk about the crazy life of the man who invented the saxophone, Wisconsin kayaker charged for faking his own death and fleeing t...
The Cattiest Scan with Karen Kilgariff
25 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Karen Kilgariff is back on Bananas! She talks to Kurt and Scotty about a doctor who faces inquiry after giving his cat a cat scan at the hospital, a m...
Bonusode: More Would You Rathers and Advice #23
20 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Kurt and Scotty answer listener advice and play some Would You Rathers! Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at th...
Fifty Shades of Cray with Sasheer Zamata
18 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Sasheer Zamata is back on Bananas! She joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about whether Dakota Johnson locked people in a Blue Bottle coffee shop, a man wh...
The Ladies Lounge with Kelsey Cook
11 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Kelsey Cook joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about crocodiles that impersonate drowning humans to lure people into water, a woman’s fake social med...
It's a Welsh Thing
04 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Kurt and Scotty talk about how China’s first corgi police dog loses bonus over misconduct, a woman taken to court for aggressively farting ...
Rats on Cocaine with Scarlet Estelle
28 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Scarlet Estelle joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about how sober rats like silence but rats on cocaine prefer jazz, two inmates conceive baby despite nev...
Bonusode: More Would You Rathers and Advice #22
23 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Kurt and Scotty answer listener advice and play some Would You Rathers! Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at th...
All Creatures Great and Small and Weird
21 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Kurt and Scotty talk about how people got snowed in at The Tan Hill Inn again, what happened to the coyote from the Chicago Aldi and the South America...
Peeled Bananas
14 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Kurt and Scotty talk about Tokyo’s Crush Christmas March getting cancelled, plates of peeled bananas left on a residential street, missing ...
Pub Buds
07 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Kurt and Scotty talk about a retired couple trying to visit every pub in Australia, the world’s strongest coffee and Miller High Life’s ne...
Vodka Powered Goblin Pizza
31 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Kurt and Scotty talk about vodka powered robots, how Will Smith let out a fart so bad on Men in Black the set had to be evacuated for 3 hours, and Piz...
1000 Ways to Invade a Home
24 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Kurt and Scotty talk about a man arrested for over 1000 home intrusions says it’s his hobby, man proposes to girlfriend with a piece of che...
Bonusode: More Would You Rathers and Advice #21
19 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Kurt and Scotty answer listener advice and play some Would You Rathers! Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at th...
Fish Hats and Punching Pastors
17 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Kurt and Scotty talk about orcas wearing dead salmon hats again, Navy officer demoted after sneaking satellite on warship to get internet, Swedish man...
The Juice from Pork Shoes Tastes the Sweetest
10 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Kurt and Scotty talk about an inventor who creates tear gun to shoot tears back at person who hurt her, pub sued after patron taped pork chops to thei...
Extreme Chores Switcheroo! with Ophira Eisenberg
03 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Ophira Eisenberg is back on Bananas! She talks with Kurt and Scotty about the sport of extreme ironing, a man wonders if he’s the asshole for sp...
Extreme Middling
26 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Kurt and Scotty talk about why ghosts float and shimmer, a bag of Cheetos that created a huge impact on a National Park and hackers demand France...
Bonusode: More Would You Rathers and Advice #20
21 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Kurt and Scotty answer listener advice and play some Would You Rathers! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Kurt and Helen’s Heaviest Pets with Chloe Radcliffe
19 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Chloe Radcliffe is back on Bananas! She talks to Kurt and Scotty about discontinued Guinness world records, how Helen Mirren thinks it's sad Kurt Coba...
Chugging Hooters Chokes on Rocks
12 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Kurt and Scotty talk about how two men hooted at each other thinking each other was an owl, a man chugs 24 ounces of ranch dressing in 10 seconds, a J...
Dog Trust Funds for Dummies with Alexis Nikole Nelson
05 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Alexis Nikole Nelson (@blackforager) joins Kurt and Scotty talk about how potatoes are better than human blood for making space bricks, woman won the ...
Whoopie in Choo Choo Town with Mamrie Hart
29 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Mamrie Hart is back on Bananas! She talks to Kurt and Scotty about a fire that burned down a brand new fire station in Germany, an amorous couple blam...
Tres Conkers
22 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Kurt and Scotty talk about a woman who sued company for not getting her a farewell card finds out they did get her one but no one signed it, a man may...
Bonusode: More Would You Rathers and Advice #19
17 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Kurt and Scotty play some Would You Rathers and answer advice about how to make a backyard party more bananas and mindless hobbies to take your mind ...
Rigorous Raccoons
15 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Kurt and Scott talk about Googles AI podcast hosts that have an existential crisis, a woman’s home overrun by 100 raccoons after 3 decades of feedin...
Long Boi’s Long Hike
08 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Kurt and Scotty talk about a bulldog puppy who chewed owner’s toe to the bone may have saved his life, a woman beats the Appalachian Trail record, B...
Sneezing for Pesto with Blair Socci
01 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Blair Socci returns to Bananas! She talks to Kurt and Scotty about how someone bought a Temu croissant lamp that ended up being a real croissant, a s...
Underwater Butt Breathin’ Undies
24 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Kurt and Scotty talk about how the scientists who discovered mammals can breathe through their butts receive Ig Nobel prize, a man buys $395k dream ho...
Bonusode: More Would You Rathers and Advice #18
19 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Kurt and Scotty play some Would You Rathers and answer your advice about a career change and what to do when stuck on bedrest! See omnystudio.com/list...
Reading, Rolling, No Arithmetic
17 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Kurt and Scotty talk about a robber caught after sitting down to finish a book, start up alarmed when AI starts RickRolling clients, teacher fired aft...
Rand McNally, What a Bunch of Assholes with Kathy Griffin
10 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Kathy Griffin joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a jokes phone on a quiet street in DC, Macklemore brought a fan on stage during show and she totall...
Dads Do Duds
03 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Kurt and Scotty talk about over 40 dads who got pranked and show up to graduation wearing the same shirt, submarine crossing Germany by road, scientis...
We Support the Girls! with Dana Marlowe
27 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Dana Marlowe joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about self driving cars honking at each other all night long, a woman who took 27 years to finish a cross s...
Cruisin’ for a Moosin’
20 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Kurt and Scotty talk about how the Wienermobile has crashed, an ambulance collides with moose while responding to other moose related crash, how the ...
Bonusode: Listener Advice and Confessions #17
15 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Kurt and Scotty read some confessions and give listener advice about getting into the arts, funny things to say as a train operator, what to visit in ...
Sad Bear Needs a Butt Marg
13 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Kurt and Scotty talk about how a small Georgia town goes viral from video of man drinking margarita out of a butt, $1m worth of cocaine washes up on F...
Husband of MI6 Agent Graduates with Kenice Mobley
06 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Kenice Mobley joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about how a study reveals people’s faces evolve to match their names, a man coughed and sneezed at break...
Ridin' Gators! with Einat Admony
30 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Einat Admony joins Kurt and Scotty talk about how CBP officers seize drugs from same person at the same airport one week later, nearly half airplane n...
Bonusode: More Would You Rathers and Advice #16
25 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Kurt and Scotty answer listener advice about reducing stress after work, play some Would You Rathers and listen to some confessions! See omnystudio.co...
Pickles, Picassos, and a Donkey
23 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Kurt and Scotty talk about a museum hangs a Picasso painting in the toilet, a New Zealand woman sues partner for not taking her to airport, British sp...
Nectarine Hand Grenades with Tess Barker
16 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tess Barker joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a French woman who learned to fly a helicopter then broke her husband out of prison, Canadian walking ...
Prison Fishin’
09 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Kurt and Scotty talk about Parisians threatening to poop in the Seine to protest sewage in river, missing hiker found alive after spending 10 days in...
Adult Dinners with Clare O'Kane
02 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Clare O’Kane joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about an AI photo contest winner disqualified because the photo was real, a woman fell into quicksand at...
BANANASFEST IS HAPPENING!
25 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Kurt and Scotty talk about how Chicago news aired anatomically correct Cubs mascot image, couples who have cheap weddings have happier marriages, doz...
Bonusode: More Would You Rathers and Advice #15
20 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Kurt and Scotty play some Would You Rathers and answer listener advice about coming up with a lie about America and how to respond to being recognized...
Magnet Fishing for Gold Toilets with Avital Ash
18 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Avital Ash is back on Bananas! She joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a NYC couple finding a safe with $100k inside while magnet fishing, remote Ama...
Sting Ray Sex Secrets with Sona Movsesian
11 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Sona Movsesian joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about what is going on with Charlotte the sting ray, drones dropping sex toys on traffic lights in an Okl...
The Many Facets of Buc-ee's
04 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Kurt and Scotty talk about AI telling pregnant women to eat rocks and drink alcohol, a woman who thought the rapture was about to happen and left hug...
I Will Not Hide My Boat
28 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Kurt and Scotty talk about an Only Fans model who flashed the Dublin to NYC portal and got it shut down, a postal worker drives 100 mph racing a Must...
Cousin Husband and The Bear with Megan Gailey
21 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Megan Gailey returns to Bananas! She joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a woman who caused car crashes all around Boston and tried to drive into Fenw...
Bonusode: More Would You Rathers and Advice #14
16 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Kurt and Scotty play more Would You Rather and give advice about having time off of work and a sign off name for emails and letters! See omnystudio.co...
Cat Ship and Sign Life
14 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Kurt and Scotty talk about a missing cat found thousands of miles away from home in an Amazon return box, a California home with meth lab goes on sale...
400 Catfishin Cheeseballs with Rachel Feinstein
07 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Rachel Feinstein joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a mom who accidentally invited over 400 guests to her daughter's birthday party, a woman who got ...
The Mystery of the Georgian Sex Dominoes with Kate Willett
30 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Kate Willett joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a grandma that held plank pose for 4.5 hours to break world record, unmarried brothers looking for an...
Relentless Moisture with Jess McHugh
23 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jess McHugh joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about Czechia banning music that is too fast or too slow, Lala the penguin who loves to shop, how Pavarotti...