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Behind the Bastards

It Could Happen Here Weekly 162

Sat, 28 Dec 2024

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All of this week's episodes of It Could Happen Here put together in one large file.  What It's Like to Be a Peacekeeper CZM Rewind: The Marshall Islands Part One: For the Good of Humanity and to End All Wars CZM Rewind: The Cum Conspiracy Episode CZM Rewind: Stalkerware ft. maia arson crimew Who Killed Live Music? feat. Prop You can now listen to all Cool Zone Media shows, 100% ad-free through the Cooler Zone Media subscription, available exclusively on Apple Podcasts. So, open your Apple Podcasts app, search for “Cooler Zone Media” and subscribe today! http://apple.co/coolerzone  Sources: Who Killed Live Music? https://www.musicfestivalwizard.com/music-festivals-cancelled-so-far-in-2024/  https://www.npr.org/sections/planet-money/2024/09/17/g-s1-23026/music-festival-cancel-inflation-price-streaming https://www.digitalmusicnews.com/2024/08/23/60-uk-music-festivals-canceled-in-2024-alone/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Chapter 1: What does it mean to be a peacekeeper?

739.445 - 746.529 James Stout

Right, yeah. Was that when the IDF came in and their Merkava tanks and the French physically blocked them with their own tanks? I can't remember when that was.

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747.109 - 764.957 Kevin Smith

And I'm not aware of that, but it will happen because I know certainly back in the 90s... That may have been when it was. When Israel was operating the security zone, we, the Irish, and our colleagues from Finland and Norway had numerous standoffs with Israelis trying to enter certain villages and... Yeah.

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765.762 - 790.035 Kevin Smith

But yeah, I saw the day before yesterday, I think two bulldozers in the Merkava, or I said, yeah, two D9s broke down a UN watchtower and a UN fence at the UN UNIFIL headquarters in Nakura, which is a few K from the frontier with Israel. I should point out as well for your listeners that Israel and Lebanon have been at a state of war since 1948. Yes.

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790.215 - 793.397 Kevin Smith

They've never had a ceasefire or a peace agreement.

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794.297 - 797.68 James Stout

And the tripartite agreement is the only place where they actually meet, right?

798.061 - 820.478 Kevin Smith

Yeah, so there is a UNIFIL host, a meeting, normally right at the frontier where you can cross between one country and the other. And I keep using the word frontier because it's not a border. It hasn't been officially demarcated. The blue line, which I mentioned earlier on, simply verifies that the IDF have withdrawn into Israel, but it's not the border. Right.

820.998 - 843.29 Kevin Smith

However, going back to your point about the tripartite agreement, and that's where the senior Israeli officials, senior Lebanese officials, under the chairmanship of UNIFIL meet, and they discuss items of concern that maybe UNIFIL can help iron out between the two of them. Right. And in 2022, they managed to organize a maritime boundary.

844.693 - 861.318 Kevin Smith

between Lebanon and Israel, which was kind of fascinating because On the western side of Lebanon and the northwestern coast of Israel, there's huge gas fields. So the two countries actually, they've agreed their maritime boundary under the auspices of UNIFIL.

861.838 - 875.003 Kevin Smith

They still haven't agreed their land, but it's the first time that a peacekeeping mission has arranged, encouraged, developed and led successfully discussions about a maritime boundary. So UNIFIL does have some successes.

Chapter 2: How did Irish soldiers end up in Lebanon?

2321.28 - 2339.132 James Stout

Yeah. So that's sort of where they find themselves now, right? Can you explain, like, you've got these positions along the frontier, and then you've got the headquarters that you just mentioned two days ago have been, I don't know, infringed by a bulldozer, attacked, depends how you want to say it.

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2339.772 - 2345.116 Kevin Smith

Well, it makes a change from having a tanker on fired into an OP, which they did a few days previously.

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2345.916 - 2361.992 James Stout

Yeah, and they've done consistently for a month or so now, firing directly into these observing positions. Are these positions that are now, are they left isolated? Because the IDF will advance past and around them, in addition to firing directly at them.

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2362.732 - 2384.98 Kevin Smith

They're somewhat isolated. Now, all these positions would be well-stocked with water and emergency rations and stuff like that. And as I mentioned before, Unifil do have a liaison branch, which I'm sure are talking to the IDF on an hourly basis. And they will coordinate everything the movements of UNIFIL would say to supply their positions.

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2385.62 - 2410.4 Kevin Smith

Or I think last week they had a convoy went into the city of Tyre, which is probably 12k from the headquarters to distribute aid, especially medical aid. Because Tyre is getting fairly whacked, like all of the south, I suppose. So there is engagement to make sure that these posts aren't completely isolated, that there is a means of doing resupply

2410.819 - 2415.44 James Stout

Yeah. Israel stopped one of those at some point, didn't it? Like, was it a resupply movement?

2416.24 - 2441.847 Kevin Smith

They stopped things on a regular basis. As I said, there is interaction. Like, nothing happens in a vacuum. Like we said, the Irish battalion headquarters would not send a convoy to 6-5-2 without it being communicated to the Israelis and saying, we're going to go in three vehicles at 700 hours, blah, blah, blah. and get the confirmation back that, yeah, that's okay.

2442.308 - 2468.846 Kevin Smith

Because, you know, the mention to follow the war, that's often fairly real, as you can imagine yourself. It's a fairly real thing that happens. You know, sometimes, you know, instructions don't get passed down or sometimes instructions are ignored for whatever reason. So it's a bit of a delicate, delicate balancing act. But from what I understand, it's working well. That's good.

2468.926 - 2480.816 James Stout

Yeah, yeah. And I think it's working well in terms of like, what's happening in Lebanon is bad. And it'd be better if it wasn't. But it's not at the same tier as it has been in Gaza.

Chapter 3: What challenges do UN peacekeepers face in Lebanon?

5535.958 - 5554.575 Unknown

Thank you. Thank you for spurgling my knowledge, Garrison. Oh, we're back. And James is here to talk to us about the kind of sperm jacking that you do when you don't jack. I'm talking about jacking your own sperm by keeping it inside of you. Semen retention.

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5555.615 - 5559.779 James Stout

How was that, James? Was that unscripted?

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5559.939 - 5560.9 Unknown

Did you just do that?

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5560.92 - 5568.887 James Stout

Didn't even write that. Didn't even write that, Garrison. So on the back of his hand, he had a brainwave at two in the morning and he got that down.

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5569.168 - 5573.592 Unknown

Those are the kind of things you can do when you've been podcasting as long as I have.

5573.992 - 5576.374 James Stout

Robert's been in the cum space for several years.

5577.355 - 5579.958 Unknown

I've been in those soggy trenches for a long time.

5582.551 - 5610.155 James Stout

all right we are after all at work so let me continue uh so i'm going to talk about what happens when you keep your calm inside you uh okay yeah this is a thing that garrison what are we doing today This is critical journalism. We are making content. Talking of content, let's talk about the content of some Reddit posters.

5610.496 - 5617.261 James Stout

So what is called the semen retention movement, and this will shock many of you,

Chapter 4: What is the role of UNIFIL in the Israel-Lebanon conflict?

7597.597 - 7599.819 James Stout

No one expects Tucker to talk to anyone serious.

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7600.539 - 7613.818 Unknown

Andrew McGovern, our bromeopathic hero, works as a personal trainer at Lifetime Fitness in Columbus, Ohio. Oh my fucking god. And he hasn't even been a trainer for very long, about a decade ago.

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7616.312 - 7617.393 Unknown

Not even a good one.

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7617.893 - 7622.275 Unknown

About a decade ago, he was the manager of an Abercrombie & Fitch store in Miami.

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7622.795 - 7623.595 Unknown

Oh, perfect.

7623.795 - 7625.016 Unknown

Yes.

7625.296 - 7632.279 Unknown

Now, that's where I get all of my prescriptions from, is a guy who works at the Abercrombie & Fitch store.

7632.539 - 7634.92 Unknown

Wait, but in Miami.

7637.402 - 7644.187 James Stout

Hey, if you want to get trim, that's where you get trim. That type of dude is emerging here.

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