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welcome back to behind the bastards we're on page 18 of 52 i know a podcast where robert evans accidentally wrote 20 almost 24 000 words about oprah for this these episodes the the normal length of a book is 50 000 words so half of a book about fucking oprah And, like, I was having panic attacks at the end of this of, like, oh, my God, I'm leaving so much out.
I'm leaving so much from, like, this really good book, Age of Oprah, out because, like, I just don't even know how to, like, fit everything in. But I have to start this episode with our wonderful guests, the inimitable- Bridget Todd and the glorious, sainted, I don't know, Andrew T. I'm trying to think of new adjectives to praise y'all with as we come in.
What do you have to do to become a saint?
What's a saint? Do I have to die? I think you actually have to die. No, you don't. No, you don't. I think you don't have to die. I'm down. You're probably okay. Just let me know. I'm down. Bridget, you could also be a saint, but I just don't get major Catholic vibes from you.
Oh, I actually did go to Catholic school.
Oh, you did? Well, shit. Okay. I'm going to redirect the habit that I've got headed for Andrew, and it's going to go to you.
Andrew, sorry. You're not sainted anymore. You have to live virtuously. You have to die for the faith, so you have to martyr. Perform miracles.
He's performed a miracle.
I don't know if all of these are required at once.
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