Bellied Up

We Might’ve Found The Next Tik Tok Star #181

24 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We at Blarney Stone in West Fargo, ND. We chit chat about Christmas and what a Charlie hotel resort would look like. First caller (28:47) is a Bellied...

Can Anyone Do Stand-Up Comedy? #180

18 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We're at the KwikStar in Fargo, ND. Myles makes a shocking discovery about Charlie. First caller is a mechanical engineer who needs advice on what...

She Married a Guy With a Secret Second Family #179

11 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We're at KwikStar in Fargo, ND. First time ever Bellied Up at a gas station. Our first caller (22:31) is from Long Island and tells us about his c...

One Extremely Expensive Catfish #178

04 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Check Out Charlie’s New Special Neighborly LINK HERE(34:42) First up, we’ve got a caller from the South who wants the rundown on ice fishing for t...

The Most Dysfunctional Family We've Ever Seen #177

26 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode we cover getting older, life-after-death theories, Brady’s wild family story, and Jordan’s funny flip-flop question.https://prizep...

Wisconsin Trucker Hates Minnesota Drivers #176

20 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We're at the bar and we're bellied up to it. First caller, (14:26) is a trucker that is tired of minnesotans. Next caller (39:05) is living in...

Is The Bartender Flirting or Just Doing Their Job? #175

13 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It's back at the original Bellied Up bar! First caller (16:24) thinks the bartender’s flirting—are they or aren’t they? Then (52:10) a gal c...

Top 5 Ways To Get Out Of The Midwest Goodbye #174

06 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We’re at Vic’s Bar and Grill in Moorhead, MN. Charlie states his case on why Oklahoma should be apart of the midwest. First caller is a salseman t...

The Most Terrifying Midwest Haunted House #173

30 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We're at Vic's in Moorhead, MN. We breakdown what would be in a midwest haunted house. (15:52) First caller tells us a story of how they stole...

The Ultimate Midwest Man Cave #172

23 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We're at Sports Bar in Fargo, ND. First caller, (6:01) tells us about his brutal experince chopping his fingers off at the jobsite and how he'...

Who is Ruining Michigan? #171

16 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We’re live from a sports bar in Fargo, North Dakota! The first caller (18:29), Ralph from Pennsylvania, talks about friends taking advantage of his ...

Is Ethan Breaking Up With His Goth Girlfriend? #170

09 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode, we catch up with everyone’s favorite — Ethan — for (6:41) a full Bellied Up update. He shares what his current living situation...

Bellied Up LIVE: Milwuakee

02 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This was recorded August 25th, 2025. At the Vivarium in Milwaukee. First guest tells us about his very awkward first date. Next (12:48) we find out ab...

Rules of The Midwest Junk Drawer #169

25 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Charlie grills Myles about being an NSYNC fan. Our first caller (15:25) needs help after his wife reorganized the junk drawer—so Charlie and Myles s...

How to Get Banned From a Family Reunion #168

18 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We’re at Burnsie’s in West Allis, WI! Tom (1:15) stops by to share a wild story about his ex-girlfriend (buckle up). Our first caller, Gerald (9:5...

Surviving Wisconsin as a Vegetarian #167

11 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We’re at Burnsie’s in West Allis, WI for another episode! Our first caller (12:33) is debating getting engaged to his girlfriend—but the real is...

Blue Collar Vs. White Collar #166

04 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We’re at Kegel’s Inn in West Allis, WI! Our first caller’s (10:52) sister wants to date his best friend, and he shares a wild story about what’...

The Strangest Reason to Hate Wisconsin #165

28 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We’re live from Kegel’s Inn in West Allis, Wisconsin! Our first caller, Jeff, a true wordsmith, shares a hilarious story about why his mother-in-l...

Bellied Up LIVE: Chicago

21 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This episode comes from our Bellied Up Live Show in Chicago on July 8th, 2025 at Zanies Comedy Club. We combined the best moments from both the 6 PM a...

"I Had No Idea My Wife Was a Lesbian" #164

14 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

First caller had a wild marriage with his wife. He tells us the story of how the broke it off and how his ex father in law came after him after the ma...

Canadian is Upset With Charlie #163

07 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode, we’re at Will’s Northwoods in Chicago, IL. The first caller (14:35) plays us a tune on his mandolin and talks about his woodworki...

How to Ruin a Marriage in 60 Days #162

31 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Our first caller (13:07) is going through a tough divorce—and also just fell off a roof (seriously, ouch). Then we talk (39:36) to a bladesmith who ...

Billion People Might Be Mad At Us #161

24 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We're at Sluggers in Chicago in the heart of Wrigleyville! Our first caller (11:41) shares a wild story involving chickens, toddlers, and a tragic...

The Ultimate Midwest Airplane #160

17 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode, we take a call from a Midwest aviation fan asking about essential tips for flying in the region. Another caller opens up about handli...

Is Wisconsin Too Cocky? #159

10 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We're at Snickers Bar and Grill in Chicago. First caller thinks that Minnesota is better at being "Wisconsin" than Wisconsin. Next calle...

The Most Disrespected Sport #158

02 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode, we're recording from CJ's Tavern in Fargo, ND the drinks.First, a caller makes a passionate case for why bowling should be an Olympic...

Secrets Your Mechanic Won't Tell You #157

26 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We’re at CJ’s Tavern in Fargo, North Dakota! Paige the Therapist gives us a belly-laugh-filled update and leads Myles and Charlie through an unexp...

Midwest Boyfriend Refuses To F****** Clean #156

19 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Charlie shares a funny story about his struggles with a parking garage. The first caller (6:45) calls in asking for tips on how to get her boyfriend t...

NFL Mascot Wants to Be a Lawyer #155

12 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We're live from Frank's Lounge in Fargo, ND! Our first caller is a woman frustrated with her husband who won’t stop wearing camo (we think he sounds...

Wisconsin VS. North Dakota (Midwest Trivia Showdown) #154

05 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Myles and Charlie kick things off with a quick round of Midwest trivia to test their midwest knowledge. The first caller, checking in from New Hampshi...

Father-in-Law Is in LOVE With an Only Fans Model #153

29 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We're at Suite Shots in Fargo, North Dakota. Our first caller (9:18) works at a racetrack, has spent time in prison, and shares a bizarre story yo...

Married Man Loves Another Man's Wife (W/ John Crist) #152

22 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

CLICK HERE FOR BELLIED UP LIVE TICKETSIn this episode, comedian John Crist joins the podcast share stories about living in Nashville and his unforgett...

The Weirdest Thing About the Midwest (W/ Aaron Weber) #151

15 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We're at The Red Door Saloon in Nashville, TN. Comedian Aaron Weber joins the pod to talk about his weirdest interaction in the Midwest and what it wa...

Never Buy a Car From Family W/ Kolby Cooper #150

08 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Country Singer Kolby Cooper comes onto the podcast to chat about his up bringing in Texas and his country career. (20:33) First caller is upset that t...

Dusty Slay Reinvents the Porta-Potty #149

01 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode, we're at Acme Seed & Feed in Nashville ,TN, with comedian Dusty Slay. We talk through Dusty’s long list of past jobs—from...

The Groomsman Who’s Never Met the Groom #148

24 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We’re at Acme Feed & Seed in Nashville, Tennessee. Our first caller (12:31) asks for recommendations on the best places to visit in the Wisconsi...

George Kittle LOVES Conspiracy Theories #147

17 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode, NFL tight end George Kittle joins the podcast to share stories about growing up in the Midwest, what the NFL is like, and life off th...

Our Most Unforgettable Call #146

10 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We are in Nashville. TN. at Luke's Bridge 32. (10:10) First caller is getting frustrated with hand signals while driving. (27:03) Next caller is A...

Best of Bellied Up: Volume 3

03 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Thanks for listening! We will have new episode next week! 4:05 - Electrician Wants a Snow Machine26:09 - Baker is Tired of snow birds41:39 - Midwest N...

We Might've Uncovered Government Secrets #145

27 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

First caller! (9:40) John isn’t feeling too well, and he also fears that he might be an ahole. Then, (28:07) a different John calls in with an inter...

Auto Part Stores Are Terrible #144

20 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The first caller (8:30) is a frustrated beer salesman who's tired of people constantly demanding beer. The next caller (23:06) living in Colorado,...

Living on Ex's Farm #143

13 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The first caller (10:03) is a professional maid in Buffalo, NY, who thinks one of her clients might be a swinger. The next caller (32:32) is a school ...

The Most Wisconsin Lady You’ll Ever Meet #142

06 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

First caller (12:10) is Ginger James (he’s an Armenian-Irish ginger). He wants to know: if we could pick any era to live in, what would it be?(40:41...

What Makes or Breaks a Bar #141

27 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This episode starts off hot! (10:27) The first caller wants to start a bar with his wife and wants to know what are the essentials to a great bar. (39...

Ice Fishing Super Hero #140

20 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The first caller is a Canadian who thinks Canada is far better. The next caller is wondering what an ice-fishing superhero would look like and who his...

Addicted To Hardware Stores #139

13 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Carter calls back from Episode 112 (A Very Canadian Bar Fight) to give us a belated update on how his life is going. Next is a caller who certifies fo...

We Invent a New Sport #138

06 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We're at the Holler House in Milwaukee, WI. The first caller has an ice shanty, and we give her an idea of what she should do with it. The next ca...

What YOU Should KNOW About The Amish #137

30 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We kick off the episode talking about postgame interviews. The first caller is in an Everybody Loves Raymond situation with his in-laws. Next, a calle...

Arizona is Annoyed of The Snowbirds #136

23 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The first caller needs pointers on hiring the right construction worker. He also mentions that his daughter has a unique skill. The next caller is a b...

Which State Has The Best Beer? #135

16 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The first caller is struggling with his wife about wearing band T-shirts to concerts. The next caller is from Washington State, thinking about moving ...

Lost in Midwest Translation #134

09 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The first caller is a therapist trying to get her husband excited about birthdays. She also gives Myles and Charlie a mini therapy session. The last c...

Midwest Nice Vs. Southern Hospitality #133

02 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

First caller tells us a very smelly story. Next caller is a structural engineer and has some beef with Myles, also wants to know the difference betwee...

Arm Wrestling At Hooter's #132

26 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The first caller is an avid arm wrestler who wonders why parents bring their kids to Hooters. The next caller is a chronic Facebook Marketplace lowbal...

We Take Illinois To Therapy #131

19 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The first caller wonders what she should buy her husband. Then, we talk to Jaden, the bartender, who fills us in on working in the bar business and be...

The World's Coolest Homemade Bicycle #130

12 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The first caller is sick and tired of dealing with all these wedding vendors. The next caller wants to teach her new baby to grow up enjoying classic ...

Escaping The Company Picnic #129

05 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode, we're at The Garden in Bemidji, MN. The first caller shares about her husband, who has a major golfing habit. The next caller tells u...

When Asking For a Raise Goes Wrong #128

27 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

First caller is in a complicated situation with his cousin, Next caller wants to rant about his guard dog that isn't doing a great job, Next Caller gi...

The Art of Friend Zoning #127

21 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode we chat with a guy thats frustrated with how other people treat the golf course. Then, Bartender Lauren joins us to talk about the do'...

For The Love of Dairy #126

14 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode, we're at Slim's Bar and Grill in Bemidji, MN. Our first caller is from Dallas and is tired of people texting and driving all the time...

Why Does Everyone Hate Ohio? #125

07 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

first caller is wondering how to deal with her golden retriever husband when they're on airplanes. Next caller needs answers on why Ohio gets so much ...

Ex-Girlfriend Strikes Back #124

31 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Our first caller presents his case on why Michigan should be considered the capital of the Midwest. The next caller is dealing with a breakup and want...

How NOT To Pick Up Women #123

24 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

First caller has a roommate that has a restraining order on a gal he wants to date, Next caller has a notebook of questions for us from her dog all th...

Secrets From Rehab #122

17 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Our first caller(s) are a couple of gals in rehab. We ask them what it's like and if anything crazy is going on. The next caller has a mom, that doesn...

Our Messiest Confession Yet #121

10 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode, we’re at Turtles Bar and Grill in Shakopee, MN. The first caller is newly married and struggling with his in-laws. The second calle...

Worst First Date Questions #120

03 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Our first caller is a guy asking about the worst questions to get on the first date. Our second caller is a guy who is just a bit tired of the rodeo l...

5 Stages Of a House Project #119

26 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Our first caller is a construction worker struggling to deal with every homeowner he works with. The next caller has a wife who wants more animals, wh...

Girlfriend Facetimes Too Much #118

19 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode, we're podcasting from the Oakes Bar and Grill at the Majestic Oaks Golf Club in Ham Lake, MN. The first caller lets us in on some...

California To Wisconsin #117

12 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The first caller is a young fella in a sticky situation with his difficult roommate. The next caller is a Texan who needs advice on whether he should ...

Dry Wedding Survival Guide #116

05 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The first caller lives in Saskatchewan and is looking to sell his family hardware store. It's our biggest buy, sell, or trade yet! The next caller...

How To Disappoint Dad #115

29 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode, we’re podcasting from Long Bridge in Detroit Lakes, MN. (00:06:10 - 00:22:01)First caller from South Carolina is struggling with fa...

Pull Tab Investing 101 #114

22 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode, we start off by trying our luck with pull tabs. The first caller ran into an interesting scenario while pull tab investing, he also h...

Amish Civil War #113

15 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode, Myles and Charlie chat about the ways they're becoming like their dads. First caller is a young fella who wants to know how to be...

A Very Canadian Bar Fight #112

08 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The first caller is a Missourian who is in the fight of his life with his backyard. The next caller is a Canadian who tells us a story about a bar fig...

Things Old Folks Love #111

01 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We’re at the Toad Lake Store in Frazee, MN. Our first caller is a trucker who tells us what ticks off truck drivers. The next caller is a woman from...

Relaxing Road Rage #110

25 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Our first caller has a sweet car he wants to sell, and we also talk about our first cars growing up. The next caller wants to find the right gal for h...

Blackmailing a Buddy #109

18 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode, we're at the Cormorant Pub & Boathouse in Pelican Rapids, MN. The first caller is a little nervous about his 5th-year class r...

Best of Bellied Up: Volume 2

11 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Here’s the Best of Bellied Up from the first 108 episodes. Episode 109 will be out next week. Thanks for listening 🍻 Bar in a Hardware Store (00:...

Myles and Charlie Investigate a Crime #108

02 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode, a caller from Louisiana tells us about a crime that happened in his small town, and Myles and Charlie put on their detective hats. Th...

Charlie is Scared Of Robots #107

27 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The first caller gives us the scoop on what bugs sign language interpreters and tells us the drama he's facing with his upcoming wedding. Russell ...

The Ultimate Wisconsin Wedding #106

20 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode, we're at The Packing House in Milwaukee, WI. The first caller is an ER doctor, and we give him some pointers on what to expect on...

Midwest Nice Or Creepy? #105

13 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The first caller wants to start a business and has a great question for us: "What's the difference between being Midwest nice and just plain ...

"These Church Bells Are Too Damn Loud" #104

06 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode, the first caller that lives next to a church thinks the church bells are too loud and annoying. The second caller vents about co-work...

We Talk To An Amputation Expert #103

30 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode, we're at Stalley Cats in West Allis, Wisconsin. The first caller wants to know how to get his wife to eat more vegetables and wha...

How To Be a "Funcle" #102

23 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Our first caller is a high school football coach who wants to know how he should be coaching up the kids. The next caller has an ex-girlfriend who mig...

Why Are We Midwest Nice? #101

16 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Class is in session: Bellied Up 101. In this one, we talk about why people are midwest nice, how to get college students to pay attention, and how to ...

Flirting With Midwestern Women #100

09 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this special episode, we're revisiting where it all began: The Newport in Milwaukee, WI. Our first caller is is dating a gal and that gal wants...

What Every Garage Needs #99

02 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

First caller states his case on why Idaho should be apart of the Midwest. Next caller is a trucker that tells us where he's at and maybe what he&#...

Midwest House Hunters #98

25 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Our first caller is looking for honeymoon ideas—places to go and things to do. Then, we've got a realtor from the Midwest who's after some m...

Tornado Watch Parties #97

18 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We're back at Schuller's Tavern in Golden Valley, MN. The first caller wants to make tornadoes more of a celebration. The next caller has a pe...

Passive Aggressive Mother-In-Law #96

11 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

First call, we share some tips with a caller dealing with her mormon mother-in-law (WWCD). Then, we chat with a custodian from Colorado who's eyei...

Bars Are Just Churches #95

04 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode, we're getting into whether Myles is a bad dad or a good dad. Our first caller hits us with some Polka Music wisdom. Next caller i...

Charlie Might Have a Concussion #94

28 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We're at Ted's Bar in St. Paul, MN. Charlie had an interesting accident before this episode. (9:37) The first caller is dating a bull rider an...

Midwest Identity Crisis #93

21 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The first caller is teaching her son how to drive and needs some tips. also, the caller is worried about committing the ultimate Midwest sin. The next...

How To NOT Get Screwed At a Yard Sale #92

14 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We're at Woody's Bar and Grill in Fargo, ND. The first caller is a classic video game collector but is worried about getting a raw deal with n...

Don't Fight The Bouncer #91

07 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We're at Woody's Bar in Fargo, ND. The first caller has tried all options to find the right guy, so we come up with an unconventional approach...

Dating The Manager's Sister #90

29 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Leap Day! Our first caller is a busy man in the gutter business, pondering whether he should relocate to the great state of Michigan. The next c...

Husband Has Road Rage #89

22 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

What to bring to a potluck? The first caller has a husband who hates driving in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, and needs tips on how to calm him down. The...

The Norwegian Definition of "Uffda" #88

15 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We are at the VFW in downtown Fargo, ND. If aliens came to the Midwest, what would we show them? Our first caller is nervous about looking like a rook...

Is North Dakota Better Than Minnesota? #87

08 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The first caller is bored with a broken knee; we brainstorm what business she can create in her free time. The next caller is in love with Michigan wo...

We Create a Midwest Dating App #86

01 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The first caller is from Michigan and is tired of dating apps. We help brainstorm the best dating app for Midwesterners. The next caller is in trouble...