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Episodes
Olivia Caridi: Going Dutch & Destroying Everything
15 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Olivia has a new man and new dreams. She chats about how she actually thought she would find love on the bachelor, not being herself on TV, why she ha...
John Paul Jones: Romeo & Just Making Him Uncomfortable
08 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Hannah tortures JPJ and makes him recite Shakespeare to her, he explains what happened to him and Tayshia, how he hates his voice, where he stands wit...
Dylan Farella: Chicken Parm Dates & Disrupting Social Media
01 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
@dfarella is known as "everyone's favorite internet bf" but he gets interrogated by Hannah to see if he is actually boyfriend material. He explains th...
Solo Bonus Patreon: Cheers To A Risky 2020 & Best Friend Breakups
29 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
FOR 2+ BONUS EPISODES A MONTH AND ACCESS TO ALL PAST EPISODES SUBSCRIBE TO MY PATREON HERE YAYAYAYA This solo episode I answer questions that will hop...
Grace Atwood: Bad On Paper & Good At Being Alone
25 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Grace is an expert in personal style, organization, books, DIY projects, wellness, and travel. She talks to Hannah about making cat ladies cool again,...
Paulie Calafiore: Love Triangles & Making Mistakes
18 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Former professional soccer player and reality tv bad boy met Hannah on a drunk night. Hannah asks if he's ever had a threesome with his brother, why h...
Mary Beth Barone: How To Thirst Trap & Drag His Ass
10 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Hannah should have hated her after they first met, but Mary Beth explains why she wants to be difficult to work with, how to be more assertive, the re...
Ian Gelfand: Behind The Scenes Of Reality TV & Discovering Cardi B
04 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Ian explains how he discovered Cardi B, getting bullied growing up, the importance of empathy, how to become a show runner in the business, how he b...
Ashley Hesseltine: Micro Penises & Screaming
27 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Ashley and Hannah bonded over buffalo wild wings before Ashley came to hell to discuss how her and Rayna don't hate each other, how they came up with ...
Mike Feeney: Irish Goodbyes & Chorizo Nachos
20 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Mike explains how his wife trained him, when he knew his wife was the one, how Irish people and Italian people fight differently, the worst comedy sho...
Chinae Alexander: Loving Your Labia & Losing 70 Pounds
13 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Chinae is a wellness expert and social entrepreneur who spoke to Hannah about making more money than your man, being an empath, having a quarter life ...
Dylan Palladino: He's 6'6" & I Flirt With Him
06 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The sexual tension is palpable. Dylan calls Hannah out for being late and then drops a bomb on Hannah and tells her that is he seeing someone else. wh...
Krystyna Hutchinson: Cuckolding & Creative Masturbation
30 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Krystyna explains why sluts are the best, how her podcast blew up after Apple rejected it, finding men who won't have sex with you, her cuckolding fet...
Amy Ordman: YouTube Stardom & Cat Conversion Therapy
22 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Amy Ordman is an Australian who moved to LA determined to become a youtube star. She also was determined to not ever come out as a lesbian, even thoug...
Andrew Collin: Puddles & Panic Attacks
15 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Andrew explains how he became Nikki Glaser's best friend, what it was like being a professional dog walker, why people call him Puddles, pranking sibl...
Caroline Calloway: Scamming & Self Obsessing
14 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Hannah goes through all the accusations that Caroline Calloway is facing online and Caroline tells her what is true or false. She explains why she did...
Nikki Glaser: Eskimo Sisters & Stand Up Specials
09 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Nikki thought she hated Hannah at first because they dated the same guy, but after they met in person, she changed her mind. Nikki opens up in hell ab...
Amanda Hirsch: Not Skinny & Not Fat
02 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The woman behind the popular instagram @notskinnybutnotfat talks about cutting friends, how she makes her money, how she met her husband, how she imme...
Paige DeSorbo: Bad Taste In Men & Good Taste In Fashion
25 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
My best friend Paige explains why people think she's a bitch, what their first weekend of filming summer house was like, her boyfriend Perry calls in,...
Robby Hayes: The Sex Tape & The "So'" Moment
18 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Hannah ran into Robby drunk at a bar the night before and asked him to come to hell. He agreed and probably regrets it now. He talks about how he beli...
Mara Marek: 3 Divorces & 7 Broken Engagements
11 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Mara grew up in a devil home with an angel street life, her mom was undiagnosed bipolar, she explains why she forces hugs, cocaine mishaps, making mil...
Chris Distefano: The Italian Stallion & Brooklyn Sperm
04 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Chris goes to hell and discusses why he doesn't stand for anything, being a zaddy, his unique sperm, how he would exchange physical therapy services f...
Kelly Killoren Bensimon: Social Climbing & Sanity
28 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Kelly Bensimon has been through hell and back, so Hannah wanted to hear all about it.. She explains how to be a socializer, why Ashton Kutcher got mad...
Your Mom Cares: Calling Out Influencers & Weird Friendships
21 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The moms of Jonah Hill and Adam Levine, better known as Sharon Feldstein and Patsy Noah, are the founders of Your Mom Cares. They opened up to Hannah ...
Rayna Greenberg: Dirty Talk & Dick Sizes
14 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Rayna opens up about career path since college, failing fast, getting boobs at a young age, how to dirty talk, the key to enjoying sex, when her fianc...
Lev Fer: Being A Zaddy & Breaking Your Brain
07 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Lev explains whether he is a daddy or a zaddy, what he likes to be called during sex, his family's illegal businesses, why he refused to go to college...
Drake Bell: Nostalgia & New Beginnings
31 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
He was half of the hit Nickelodeon show, Drake & Josh, but now he has a new song out called Fuego Lento. He opens up in hell about his traumatic car c...
Andrea Lavinthal: Bad Moms & Weird Marriages
24 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The Style and beauty director at People Magazine, Andrea Lavinthal, opens up about her unofficial marriage, how it effects her sex life, how she would...
Ali Kolbert: The Female Mind & Faking Confidence
17 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Ali is an amazing stand up comedian who you may have seen on The Tonight Show or at the Comedy Cellar. She opens up to Hannah about how she looks so c...
David Yarus: Disrespectful Daters & Ghosting Etiquette
10 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
David is the founder of JSwipe and Mllnl. He matched with Hannah on Raya and ended up in hell with her. This episode he discusses how JSwipe became a ...
Francis Ellis: Fired From Barstool & Feeling Sensitive
09 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Francis Ellis was fired from Barstool right before he was supposed to come on the podcast. We decided to go ahead with the interview to discuss the ar...
Julia Elbaba: Hitting Balls & Hating Girls
26 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
She was the number one college tennis player in America and the first professional athlete to come to hell. Julia discusses how she started playing te...
Lexi Stout: The Body Positivity Scam & Secret Eating
19 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Former plus size model and Hannah's close friend, Lexi Stout, explains how good she is at cancelling plans, why she didn't immediately love her dog, t...
Amanda Batula: Devil Dudes & Angel Boobs
12 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Amanda experienced a very public cheating scandal and engagement all during last season of Bravo's Summer House. She opens up to Hannah about how she ...
Jeff Perla: Buttholes & Blowies
05 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
There is no one better to interview from pride month than king of the bums, Jeff Perla. He is the founder of @thetravelinbum which is basically like H...
Mike Vecchione: Ex Friends & New Lovers
29 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Mike is Hannah's ex boyfriend's best friend and this is the first time they have spoken since the breakup. He also happens to be a hysterical comedian...
Sarah Merrill: Big Kid Problems & No Plan B
21 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
She's the girl behind @bigkidproblems and she opens up to Hannah about feeling like she was born in the wrong place, her rebellious years, shitty inte...
Elephante: Day Dreaming & DJing
15 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
He is the first ever DJ and Harvard grad to go to hell with Hannah. He explains why he quit his job as a consultant, how Fantasia changed his life, th...
Ellie Schnitt: Haters & Hilariousness
08 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Hannah didn't like Ellie at first, but the two have come a long way. They discuss whether you have to choose to be funny or hot, how Ellie went viral ...
Sydnee Washington: Part-Time Lesbians & Full-Time Content Creators
01 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Comedian Sydnee Washington goes to hell to explain how she was an ugly duckling, why depression is her best friend, how she used to be a part-time les...
Tank Sinatra: Binge Drinking & Battling Your Thoughts
24 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
You've probably seen @tank.sinatra on Instagram, but today we learn about who, how, and why he is AKA why he was scared of the devil as a kid, that ti...
Katie Boren: Being A Ballerina & Balancing Life
17 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Katie is a top professional ballerina in NYC. She explains to Hannah why she chose ballet, how she turned into a professional ballerina, how often s...
Guys Next Door: Losing Your Virginity & Unlearning Everything
10 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Mack Wilds (The Wire), Mouse Jones, and Flyry venture to hell together. They discuss their deepest emotional insecurities, when Mack lost his virginit...
Kate Mannion: The Marines & Vagina Calzones
03 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
You may know her as "Kate Barstool" but her Dad calls her "Forest Gump". She's lived a hell of a live from the small burbs of Philadelphia to the Mari...
Komalesque: Quitting Gigs & Guys
27 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Komal Kapoor is the creator of one of the first art poetry pages on Instagram. She quit her corporate job to help individuals be more themselves. She ...
Jared Freid: Reality TV & The Ghost
20 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jared Freid fights with Hannah over a cupcake, explains what it's like to diet as a male, how to show your date your authentic self, why jared is so f...
Remy Kassimir: Laugh Shaming & Squirting
13 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Remy didn't have an orgasm until she was 27 years old so naturally we had to overanalyze that. She educates us on the pleasure gap, communication duri...
Max Ehrich: Fame & Toxic Masculinity
06 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Hannah makes fun of Max for being "so LA". Max never felt like he belonged in his small town of Marlboro, New Jersey. Fast forward a couple years and ...
Emilia Ortiz: Past Lives & Threesomes
27 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
She is known on Instagram as the "healer of the hood" and mental health/cannabis advocate. Emilia chats with Hannah about witchcraft, what it means ...
Lindsey Metselaar: Scheduling Sex & Stopping Smoking
24 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
You guys! This is the first ever crossover/remix/collab episode with Berning In Hell X We Met At Acme. In this episode, Lindsey gives Hannah an astrol...
Sonny5ideup: Making Memes & Not Being Thirsty
20 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Sonny got fired by his own dad but now he runs multiple meme accounts with millions of followers. He's not motivated by money and is now looking for m...
Michelle Collins: Disaster Dates & Shallowness
13 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
She stands 6'1" without heels, from Miami, Florida… Michelle Collins! You may have heard her on Sirius XM or seen her on The View. She also is kind ...
Jera Foster-Fell: Energy Murderers & Nipple Piercings
06 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
She is DA REALEST influencer in the game and an athleisure queen with sponsors through the roof. Her life has been an open book with breakups, nipple ...
Ryan Serhant: Attention Whores & Fearing Failure
30 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Not only is he one of the most successful real estate brokers in NYC, but he is also the star of Bravo's Million Dollar Listing, author of Sell It Lik...
Comments By Celebs: Instagram Entrepreneurship & Eating Carbs
23 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Arguably the hottest and fastest growing Instagram account in the game right now is @commentsbycelebs. Known as the "modern day paparazzi", they post ...
Kate Chastain: Emotional Availability & Farting
16 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
She might be the biggest star of Bravo's Below Deck, but she constantly gets yelled at by rude guests on yachts, doesn't have a sense of smell, fights...
Derek Peth: Bad Breakups & Stoicism
09 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Derek Peth was once a star on Bachelor in Paradise when he proposed to Taylor Nolan on national TV. Since then, his life has changed dramatically and ...
Emma Willmann: Stand Up Struggles & Porn Preferences
02 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Sleep eating, art therapists, gay porn, botox, and period cunnilingus are all topics that Hannah discusses when determining the root of Emma's demons....
Dr. Mike: The Sexiest Doctor Alive & Unsexy Issues
26 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
People Magazine named Doctor Mike Varshavski "The Sexiest Doctor Alive". He's a real physician, philanthropist, and has almost 3 million followers on ...
Fat Carrie Bradshaw: Social Anxiety & Alter Egos
19 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Chris Burns is famous for his Instagram alter ego @fatcarriebradshaw who is shameless, confident, and probably stole your man. However, the real Chris...
Margaret Josephs: Leaving Your Husband & Saggy Boobs
12 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Margaret Josephs is the breakout star on Real Housewives of New Jersey who is older and wiser than me. She left her husband for a contractor, put ever...
Sean Alexander: Losing Followers & Self Help Books
05 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Sean is a beautiful male fitness model who is starting his first underwear brand because he's that hot. However, having blue eyes and washboard abs do...
Jessie Jolles: Bulimia & Not Being Yourself
28 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jessie Jolles is a successful comedian but growing up she was an insecure, table humping kid who suffered from trichotillomania and bulimia. Over time...
Taylor Strecker: Crying During Sex & Inner Peace
28 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
From the outside looking in, life was perfect for Taylor Strecker. She was married, wealthy, and hosting a massively successful radio show on SiriusXM...
Daryn Carp: Death Threats & Strap Ons
28 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Being Andy Cohen's assistant is definitely a dream job, but that doesn't mean that Daryn Carp doesn't have demons. She's turned down half a million do...
Welcome To Hell
16 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
My name is Hannah Berner. I'm a former tennis player turned comedian. I've suffered from anxiety and depression in the past and I realized that I want...