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Natalie Cuomo: Threesome Exposure Therapy & Tattoos

31 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Natalie is a hysterical stand up comedian who is very comfortable in hell. She loves, tattoos, all kinds of pain, and dark humor. She opens up about h...

Shan Boodram: Dating With Dominance & Love Addiction

16 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Shan Boodram is the Internet's most sought-after, certified sex educator, dating coach and relationship expert. She opened up about her open marriage,...

LaurDIY: Arts & Crafts & Hoe Phases

09 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

She is the Queen of DIY and her career has blown up from fun YouTube videos to HBO Max. She's dealt with public breakups, rebranding her identity and ...

Taylor Strecker: Finding Love Again & Finding Herself

03 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

HAPPY 3 YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF BERNING IN HELL! I had to have my favorite person in the world, Taylor Strecker. She was my inspiration to start podcastin...

Harry Jowsey: The Playboy & His Problems

25 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Harry is a silly sausage and this episode went in directions I never anticipated. That is all lol Love astrology? Go to birthdate.co and use the code ...

Lindsey Pelas: Sex Icon & Super Misunderstood

19 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

I visited Lindsey's beautiful house in Los Angeles to truly understand the women behind the sexy photos. She explained how she grew up, why she moved ...

Violet Benson: When To Have Sex & False Intimacy

11 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Violet had a WILD trip to NYC and she tells us ALL the hot and heavy deets. For Birthdate Co book and candles: https://birthdate.co/discount/BERNING1...

India Oxenberg: Cult Survivor & Cool Bitch

03 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It was my dream to interview India. This is almost real journalism people! I love learning about the psychology of cults and hearing the experiences i...

Tinx: Rich Moms & Big Sis Energy

28 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Tinx is the internet's big sister who gives incredible advice and knows exactly what she wants. I took her to hell to find out how she recovered from ...

Des Bishop: Wedding Red Flags & Wooing Each Other

21 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

My boy toy! We finally open up about where we're at with wedding planning, he reveals his skincare routine, and we reveal each other's 7 deadly sins. ...

Jared Haibon & Ashley I: Shame Spirals & Love After Paradise

14 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Jared and Ashley have one of the wildest love stories ever to air on Bachelor in Paradise. Now that the cameras are down, what is life really like? As...

Dailyn Santana: Bipolar Disorder & Battling Yourself

06 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Dailyn is the first guest to come to hell and open up about her bipolar disorder. She goes into detail about her first manic episode and explains how ...

John Kim: The Angry Therapist & Attachment Styles

23 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

I've never met a therapist quite like John, and not to brag but I've met a bunch. He is extremely open about his personal struggles and has learned a ...

Michael Rapaport: Disruptive & Doing It Well

15 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

You've seen him everywhere, whether he's being Phoebe's boy toy on Friends, the Dad on Netflix's Atypical, or ranting on a comedy stage anywhere in th...

Josh Flagg: Real Estate & Real Anxiety

09 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

I've watched Josh on Million Dollar Listing LA for years and today I got to take him from West Coast heaven to hell. He jokes about his new dog, being...

Benedict Polizzi: Sleep Paralysis Demons & Scalp Surgery

02 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

I met Ben at a comedy club in Indianapolis and he looks like he was the captain of a football team but has the personality of the class clown who was ...

Pete Lee: Tall, Dark & Pleasant In Hell

27 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

I am Pete's number one fan so I was so excited to take him to hell. Even though people know him as the nicest comic in NYC, I dug deeper to find out i...

Emily Lubin: RIP Diets & The Problematic Wellness Industry

19 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Emily tears apart diet culture and the entire wellness industry. She opens up about her own battles with eating disorders, intrusive thoughts about he...

Heidi D'Amelio: The Matriarch Of TikTok & The Truth About Her Family

12 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Heidi's family has skyrocketed to stardom during quarantine and just landed a reality tv show on Hulu! She discusses how life has changed over the las...

Amir Yass: The Queer Muslim & Human Unicorn

04 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Amir is a queer Persian muslim who is an LGBTQ activist battling transphobia, femme bashing, body shaming, and racism in the queer community. His stor...

Mystic Michaela: Killing Hannah's Ego & Reading Her Aura

28 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The Aura Reading KWEEN is here to help Hannah understand herself and her chaotic life. She reads Hannah's aura, helps Hannah understand why her career...

Bugsy Drake: The Queen Of Theme & Meeting Justin Bieber

22 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

You've seen her tablescapes all over Below Deck on Bravo and now she is bringing her over the top aesthetic to hell! Hailing from South Africa, Bugsy ...

Fran Mariano: Celebrity Encounters & Career Conundrums

16 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Fran is the sweet and smiley chick in the office at Barstool who surprisingly thrived in hell! She opened up about her darkest moments in her early 20...

Sam Morrill: The Joker & Taylor Swift Of Comedy

08 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The hysterical Sam Morrill enters hell and goes in depth to explain his role on "The Joker", his reality tv stint on "America's Got Talent" and how he...

Braunwyn Windham-Burke: Leaving Bravo & The Reality Of Being A Housewife

01 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Fresh off the news that she is not coming back to the Real Housewives of Orange County, Braunwyn reflects on her experience on reality tv and her curr...

Rod: Work Anxiety & Millennial Nostalgia

25 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

I'm jealous that he met Lance Bass but I'll get past that. He's blown up on TikTok for being open about anxiety in the workplace. He's hilarious, prob...

WeezyWTF: Whoreible Decisions & Sex Dungeons

17 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

She's sexy, hilarious, and makes whoreible decisions that she discusses in depth with Hannah in hell! WeezyWTF talks about being in a throuple, gettin...

Chelcie Lynn: Trailer Trash Tammy & Masturbating

10 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This is one of my favorite interviews, hands down. She discusses her extremely hard upbringing and how her alter ego was created. She also gives her s...

Rosebud Baker: Dark Humor & Devil's Advocate

04 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Rosebud is a hysterical comedian whose intensely personal, dry, and remorselessly dark brand of humor makes her one of my favorite comics to watch. Sh...

Alyssa Amoroso: Fighting FaceTune & Fear Of Failure

27 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Alyssa AKA Publyssity is not afraid to fail. She's had countless endeavors and most recently has gotten her dream job as the podcast host of Tea With ...

Jack & Max Barrett: Friday Beers & Astrology For Men

20 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Friday Beers debuts their first ever summer anthem on this epic episode of Berning In Hell!!!--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell...

Caitlin Reilly: Problematic People & Loving To Hate

13 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Caitlin has soared to TikTok fame with her comedy videos making fun of all the people you hate AKA fitness influencers, WASPY moms, the girl who bulli...

Hannah Ferrier: Being A Yachtie & Secret Panic Attacks

06 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Bravo's Chief Stew of Below Deck Med had a rough last season where she was fired... but a lot in her life has changed. She has a man in her life (who ...

Sarah Nicole Landry: Stretch Marks & Sanity

29 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The Birds Papaya is in hell to address her divorce, disordered eating, body shaming, 22,000 unanswered emails, and the baby on her boob. She is the st...

Ria Ciuffo: Hoes In The Office & Getting High

22 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Ria started as an intern at Barstool and is now a full time content creation queen. She smokes, she jokes, and she THRIVES in hell. She opens up about...

Remi Bader: Not Loving Your Body & Blowing Up

15 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Remi has exploded on TikTok while showing what shopping and clothing hauls are REALLY like. She explains how she went from jobless to having 1 million...

Christina Galston: Being Messy & Freakin Jewrican

08 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Pee your pants hilarious comedian, Christina Galston, takes us on a journey through hell with her insane storytelling and bad bitch but self deprecati...

Kara Loewentheil: How To Unf*ck Your Brain & Change Neural Patterns

31 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Kara is the first MASTER Certified life coach to come to hell. She has a B.A. from Yale and a J.D. from Harvard Law. Her coaching is rooted in cogniti...

Blake Horstmann: The Villain Edit & Being A Bachelor

25 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We love bringing Bachelor contestants to hell. Blakely explains the anxiety that came with being on the show and how he handled being portrayed as the...

Buried By The Bernards: Going Viral & The Death Business

17 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Deja & Debbie Bernard are the stars of the new popular Netflix show, Buried By The Bernards. Fun fact, their Showrunner is Ian Gelfand from Summer Hou...

Kelsey Cook: Her Pandemic Divorce & Dealing With IBS

11 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Hilariously talented Kelsey Cook comes to hell to discuss beating boys in foosball, getting divorced they day before quarantine, and how her comedy ca...

Ashley Hesseltine: Dating Younger Guys & Doing Nervous Poops

04 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Ashley is back and plays a very intense game of heaven or hell. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. ...

Victoria Garrick: Body Image & The Hidden Opponent

25 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Victoria Garrick used to play volleyball at USC and now she is giving TED talks about mental health and raising awareness on social media about body i...

Brendan Sagalow: Women's Tricks & The Friend Zone

17 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Hilarious comedian, Brendan Sagalow, has a new comedy album out and he's really good at pigeon noises. Listen here: https://open.spotify.com/album/5G...

Jackie Schimmel: The Bitch Bible & Her Velcro Vagina

11 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Jackie is way too comfortable in hell. She discusses why she hates influencer culture, her delusional confidence to drop music when she can't sing,  ...

Katie Maloney-Schwartz: Tequila & PTSD

04 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Katie is reality TV royalty and comes to hell to discuss her traumatic accident, how she really fell for Tom, her regrets being on Vanderpump Rules, a...

Doug Ellin: Creating Entourage & Fighting Success

27 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Doug Ellin opens up about what is was really like to write Entourage and the hell we went through to get there and how the hell things are going now. ...

Amanda Hirsch: Not Skinny But Not Fat & Just Had A Baby!

21 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Amanda is back in hell and a lot has changed. Hannah has a lot of questions about what it is ACTUALLY like to pop a baby out and have to take care of ...

Chloe La Branche: Going To Rehab 8 Times & Drinking With Grandma

13 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Chloe is a couple days sober and her demons are still out to play.  COME TO THE LIVE SHOW TONIGHT: https://onlocationlive.com/hannahberner --- Suppor...

Michaela Okland: She Rates Dogs & Does It Well

07 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

She exposed Chris D'Elia's messages with underage girls and has called out countless men for inappropriate social media behavior on her account @SheRa...

Tommy Marcus: Being Unhinged & Creating Quentin Quarantino

24 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

On his first ever podcast interview, Tommy reveals the truth behind the biggest account of 2020: Quentin Quarantino.--- This episode is sponsored by ·...

Gizelle Bryant: Potomac Royalty & Finding Greatness

16 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Word on the street is that Gizelle is in hell spilling on how she became a Housewife and all her inner demons.--- Support this podcast: https://anchor...

Vera DiLeo: Nana Still Got It & She's 79

09 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

You guys asked for it- NANA IS IN THE HELL BUILDING!!!!!! aaaaand she delivered. We laughed, we cried, and we got weird. Enjoy. GET A CAMEO FROM ME F...

Ginny Hogan: Toxic Femininity & Zoloft

02 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Ginny is a comedy author and stand up. She shares with Hannah her creative process for writing articles, books, comedy, and tweet. She also opens up a...

Rayna Greenberg: Advanced Dirty Talk & Tasting Butt

25 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Rayna is back in hell explaining how she made herself workout for the first time in her life, how she decorates her apartment, the best kind of dirty ...

Blakely Thornton: Weak Dick Game & Diamonds

18 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

CEO of CiViL Jewelry, Blakely Thornton, is redefining luxury and making us laugh our asses off. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easie...

Manon Mathews: Marriage Nightmares & Manifestation

10 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Manon Mathews accumulated over 1.6 billion loops on Vine and then her comedy career blew up.  She has coped addiction, anxiety, overeating, divorce, ...

Nikki Glaser: Feminine Energy & Disordered Eating

05 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Nikki was with her parents in St. Louis for most of quarantine where she was stuck with her own thoughts. She's recovering from an eating disorder, fi...

Alex Cooper Goes To Hell: Part II

27 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Alex opens up about her biggest sexual turn offs, how she learned about her body, queefing, her biggest insecurities, what she spends all her money on...

Alex Cooper Goes To Hell: Part I

20 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Alex explains why she never does interviews, the secret marketing strategy behind Call Her Daddy, how her parents actually feel about her show, what s...

Des Bishop: My Boyfriend & His Demons

14 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Comedian Des Bishop explains how he met Hannah, their recent sexual escapade, tips for sliding into DMs, their farting rules, bad breath paranoia, jea...

Violet Benson: Ugly Duckling Syndrome & Daddy Issues

08 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Violet is the babe behind the very popular meme page @daddyissues_. and podcast host of Too Tired To Be Crazy. She opens up about her fear of being bo...

Kate Chastain: Leaving Below Deck & Entering The Chat

01 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Kate explains how she met Hannah, what it's actually like living in Florida during quarantine, why she left Below Deck, what happened with her radio s...

Alise Morales: Roasting Her Teenage Self & Texting Tragedies

24 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Alise used to work with Hannah at Betches and today they reunite in hell. Alise updates her on her successful voiceover career, why she started roasti...

Nema Vand: Breaking Hearts & Breaking Veneers

16 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Shah's Of Sunset star, Nema Vand, crashed Giggly Squad and met Hannah. On this episode in hell, he explains why his teeth are so white, how Hannah bro...

Erica Spera: Having Herpes & Gaining Confidence

09 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Erica explains how the hell she got herpes, how it affected her dating life, the rules of hooking up with a std, and why crying is healthy.--- This ep...

Kaitlynn Carter: Breakups & New Beginnings

02 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Kaitlynn has had some very public breakups and is going to hell to explain with the ef happened. She explains why she got a divorce from Brody Jenner,...

Naz Perez: Producing The Bachelor & Perfectionism

27 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Naz explains how to survive heartbreak, being a producer on the Bachelor, how sleep changed her life, being in a loneliness epidemic, never having a b...

Hanna Dickinson: Ruining Weddings & Rock Bottom

19 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Hanna discusses her first impression meeting Hannah, working with Chelsea Handler, online haters, being sober, getting dumped in a park, her tattoo mi...

Luann de Lesseps: Classy Flirting Techniques & Secrets To Staying Fit

13 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Luann discusses how she became a housewife, who she is most pissed at, how she met Hannah, online dating, European men vs American men, getting vulner...

Mike Cannon: Finding Your Viking & Sense Of Humor

06 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Comedian Mike Cannon discusses being a bad office manager, what not to do when sending nudes, the power dynamic in his marriage, Hannah's comedian cru...

Heather McDonald: Professional Blueballer & 27 Year Old Virgin

30 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Comedian Heather McDonald discusses all the people she's blue balled in Hollywood, why she didn't lose her virginity until she was 27, how she decided...

Mercedes Javid: Trust Issues & Tinder Husbands

23 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

How she met her husband on Tinder, overcoming trust and abandonment issues, dating during quarantine, not needing validation, her opinion of Luke, her...

Doug Smith: Circumcision & Armageddon

15 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Comedian Doug Smith explains why men like mustaches, the art of dog walking, dealing with acne, his heroic fight in the subway, social anxiety, and wh...

Ziwe: Baited & Bravo Firings

10 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Ziwe is comedy's "it girl" right now, being featured in the New York Times and Vanity fair in this month alone! She is a writer, comedian, and host of...

Jeremy Jacobowitz: Brunch Boys & Losing 100 Pounds

01 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

He discusses working with Bobby Flay, being a food influencer, how he met Rayna Greenberg, tips to succeed in social media, his daily routine, why he ...

Kaitlyn Bristowe: Hating Your Face & Finding Real Love

23 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

It's time for a REMIX episode of Berning In Hell X Off The Vine, the collab we never knew could happen but so happy it did. We get into all things rea...

Ashley Gavin: Ego Stroking & Lesbian Joking

17 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Ashley Gavin discusses pubic hair regimens, quarantining with her girlfriend, changing careers from an engineer to comedian, the perks of rock bottom,...

Rotimi Paul: The First Purge & Privilege

10 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Luke introduced Hannah to Rotimi a couple months ago. He discusses growing up in Guyana and Antigua, the culture shift in America, playing Skeletor in...

Tracey Carnazzo: Punching People & Being Too Much

27 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Tracey explains how reality tv shaped her into the person she is today, being an out of control teen, her fear of germs, instagram mental break downs,...

Hannah's Hot Takes: The Real Problem With Call Her Daddy

22 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Taylor Strecker joins Hannah to explain what actually happened between Barstool, Dave Portnoy, Alex Cooper, Sofia Franklyn, Suitman, and Call Her Dadd...

Luke Gulbranson: Will He Give Me Sex & Maple Syrup?

20 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Luke goes to hell and has to explain why he hasn't sent her maple syrup, the trials and tribulations of being really good looking, what he smells like...

We Don't Deserve Dogs: Shitting Yourself & Psychotic Breaks

13 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Dr. Lisa Lippman and comedian Richie Redding go to hell together! They discuss the time Richie shat himself on a date, sister wives, the difference be...

Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter Life Crisis & Comedy Crushes

07 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Her Netflix special "Quarter Life Crisis" is sweeping the nation, so Hannah had to being her to hell to discuss becoming a Fashion Icon, going public ...

Hannah's Hot Takes: Professional Athletes & Sexual Healing

02 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Hannah's future sister-in-law joins in to give unprofessional advice and strong opinions on the demons you guys are dealing with. Email berninginhellp...

Nick Viall: Blowing Up & Glowing Up

29 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Nick Viall explains feeling misunderstood, being a sex symbol, having 10 siblings, Peter Pan syndrome, being a worrier, his first season edit, not bel...

Ian Fidance: Being Perverted & How To Cruise

22 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Ian discovered he was weird and chats about toxic masculinity, ghosting therapists, being a closeted half homosexual, his boner origin story, cruising...

Hannah's Hot Takes: Dating A Pedophile & Crushing On A Doctor

21 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Hannah's Mom joins to give unprofessional advice and very strong opinions on the demons you guys are dealing with. Email [email protected] if...

Matthew Broussard: Handsome Autism & Long Distance Love

15 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

You've seen him on Comedy Central, Conan, Fallon and today, Matthew Broussard comes to hell! He chats to Hannah about how they hung out with Caroline ...

Andrea Allan: Fluffer Fetishes & Golden Showers

08 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Comedian Andrea Allan discusses going full goth, having sex in public, being a love addict, animal transformation fetishes, being subservient in bed, ...

Austen Kroll: Analyzing His Insecurities & Threesomes

01 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Hannah objectifies Austen Kroll from Southern Charm and he reminds her about all their encounters from last summer. He explains how he feels about New...

Jourdain Fisher: Fear Of Confrontation & Mean Comments

25 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Hysterical comedian Jourdain Fisher goes to hell and discusses being raising in the family business of funeral homes, how he started comedy, being a v...

Rachael O'Brien: Plastic Surgery Secrets & Psychotic Breaks

18 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Rachael was the first one on Vanderpump Rules to date Jax!!! Okay, now that we got that out of the way, comedian Rachael O'Brien opens up in hell abou...

Alyssa Limperis: Loud & Aggressive Ladies

11 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Her viral mom videos have blown up the internet but Alyssa Limperis is now chasing a dream to become a serious actor. The comedian opens up about her ...

Aliza Kelly: Astrology Haters & Hannah's Chart

04 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The hottest astro bitch in the game is in hell today! Aliza is the first celebrity astrologist on the pod and she writes all the horoscopes for Cosmop...

Marriage & Martinis: Choking Your Husband & Hot Mess Moms

26 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The first married couple to go to hell discusses how they met, why they sleep in different beds, being married with scrupulosity OCD, how often they h...

Lev Fer: The Primitive Brain & Boyfriend Dick

19 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Get ready for the most epic game of heaven or hell ever!!! Hannah is worried if Lev is okay, he talks a little too much about anal, hooking up with bi...

Hoodie Allen: Cake Throwing & DM Sliding

12 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Hoodie goes to hell and explains how he met Hannah on Instagram, why he's not attracted to Insta models, why he likes girls who dress like boys, the s...

Scheana Shay: Being A Sugar Mama & Bad Kisses

05 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Scheana addresses being called a bad kisser on national TV, why her divorce doesn't define her, how she met her new boyfriend Brock, why she hates her...

Alex Boniello: Becoming A Broadway Actor & Anxiety Disorders

29 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

He is the first Broadway Actor to be on Berning In Hell! He played the troubled teen on Evan Hansen for 2 years and this week is departing from the sh...