Berner Phone

Berner Phone #22: The Most Powerful Power Moves

04 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week the dialers are all about sex, money, and power.  Same day local delivery or Free Fast delivery nationwide at Squeezed.com with code BERN. ...

Berner Phone #21: Unique New Year's Resolutions

29 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The dialers are hoping for some big changes in 2024 - new personalities, breaking bad habits, and changing the way they date.  HelloFresh.com/bernfre...

Berner Phone #20: What's on your bucket list?

21 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The little dialers have some wild bucket list items that involve sex, fights, and therapy. 

Berner Phone #19: The Best Life Hacks

14 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week we are discovering new life hacks. They range from masturbating, public bathrooms, matching your socks, to being cringe and feeling free.  ...

Berner Phone #18: Secrets Revealed

07 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Secrets are being revealed…there are age gap relationships, people cheating, and happy endings being given. Plus, Hannah made a mistake on Cameo.  ...

Berner Phone #17: Airing Your Grievances

30 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The dialers are getting things off their chest this week. They have some serious grievances about airports, pestering shy people, and getting sober. ...

Berner Phone #16: Biggest Irrational Fears

24 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The little dialers are scared of everything from mayo to The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air to the DMV. You'll have to find out if we validate your fears or ...

Berner Phone #15: What Men Want Women to Know

15 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week men are revealing the things they want women to know. They aren't always thinking about sex and don't want to hear about your exes, but at t...

Berner Phone #14: Annoying Generational Differences

09 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're working through some intergenerational conflict. Gen Z  can't stand how older people text, rake leaves, and use social media. Millenn...

Berner Phone #13: Random Life Advice

02 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

For the first time, we are taking life advice questions from the little dialers and we'll see where it takes us. This week we're discussing how we can...

Berner Phone #12: More Dumb Etiquette and Traditions

26 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The phonies are fed up with office small talk, mommy influencers, and wedding traditions. Plus, Hannah's mom makes an appearance on the pod.  embrace...

Berner Phone #11: Dumb Etiquette and Traditions

19 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We are all eating cold food, holding doors, and asking permission to get married in the name of etiquette and tradition. The little dialers have had e...

Berner Phone #10: Your Unorthodox Kinks

12 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

From armpits to toilets to breeding, no kink is left unturned in this new episode of Berner Phone! 

Berner Phone #9: Your Most Petty Moments

04 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The little dialers have committed some petty acts against exes, coworkers, neighbors, siblings, and spouses. Hannah and Des are here to justify your m...

Berner Phone #8: Your Best Relationship Advice Ever

27 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Hannah and Des finally discuss love. They asked the little dialers about the best advice they ever received when it comes to having a successful relat...

Berner Phone #7: Dialer's Dilemmas

20 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're listening to your biggest dilemmas. Someone's boyfriend is a secret submissive, we share our opinions on losing weight for a wedding,...

Berner Phone #6: Your Guiltiest Pleasures

13 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week the little dialers get some of the guiltiest pleasures off their chest. From chef boyardee to situationships and anal itching, we're here to...

Berner Phone #5: The Best Life Advice You Ever Got

06 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week we asked our little dialers to give us the best life advice they've ever gotten! Some knowledge dropped about jealousy, performance pressure...

Berner Phone #4: Pet Peeves Part Deux with Des

30 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We're back this week with more pet peeves to work through your issues with road rage, self checkout ettiquette, and yawning.  Stand up shows coming u...

Berner Phone #3: Pet Peeves Part One with Des

24 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The hotline was blowing up this week because everyone is annoyed about something. We listen to your pet peeves while Hannah and Des' generational diff...

Jared Freid: 37 & Single

17 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Jared Freid's comedy special 37 and Single is out now on Netflix. Go watch it now for his take on dating apps, late-night eating, and to find out why ...

Berner Phone #2: The Most Embarrassing Moments Ever with Des Bishop

10 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Berner Phone is back with our reactions to your most embarrassing stories. Bosses have been kissed, there was a lazy eye misunderstanding, and somehow...

Berner Phone #1: Beige Flags with Des Bishop

03 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome to the first episode of Berner Phone!!! I'm always interviewing people on podcasts and on the street, but in this new segment, I get to hear f...

Tori Dunlap: Financial Feminist & Negotiating Tactics

25 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week in hell we are collabing with Tori Dunlap's podcast Financial Feminist: Her First $100k. We discuss smart money tips to fight the patriarchy...

Sabrina Brier: Cringeworthy & Cool Delusion

20 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Sabrina Brier is a New York comedian who plays "the girl who bullied you in high school who is trying to be an influencer" on her viral TikToks. She e...

Cat Cohen: Canon Events & Background Character Energy

13 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The gorgeous Cat Cohen is in hell today to discuss her new live show, her demons, and top tier banter. Come to my stand-up shows: Newark, Tarrytown, M...

Zarna Garg: Arranged Marriages & One In A Billion

12 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The internet's realest mom, comedian Zarna Garg, came to hell! She opens up about being kicked out at 14, her one-of-a-kind career, and why mother-in-...

Emily Morse: Boost Your Sex IQ & Be Smart In Bed

29 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Emily Hope Morse is a sex therapist, author and media personality. She is the host of the long-running podcast Sex with Emily and she tells us how...

Carmen Lynch: Getting Discovered & Feeling Awkward

23 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Comedian Carmen Lynch is on the show to talk about her new special coming out! See her record her special live at the Comedy Cellar in NYC on June 26t...

Ashley Gavin: Open Relationships & Outside Babies

11 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Ashley is back with a new comedy special out that I LOVED! Watch it here! She opens up about her open relationship, how is happened, and how it's goin...

Michael Blaustein: Being Cute & Comedic

02 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Michael Blaustein is a comedian and cohost of Stiff Socks who stopped by hell. He was hard to break but I ultimately did it! Hosted on Acast. See aca...

Des Bishop: My Husband & My Trauma

25 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Des is back!!! We take questions from the little devils. We start light and then it gets pretty heavy. We are also fostering Abby! If you are interest...

Maria Menounos: Healing In Hell & Her Next Chapter

18 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The icon herself, Maria Menounos, is in hell with me today! We discuss why she finally decided to tell people about surviving pancreatic cancer, under...

Out & About: Drag Queens & Conversion Camps

11 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Patrick McAuliffe and Joey Camasta are my besties who stopped by hell to discuss anal, how they came out to their parents, what fixed their anxiety, a...

Jake Shane: Octopus Lover & Learning From History

03 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

@Octopusslover8 is blowing up the internet right now, so we HAD to have him in hell! Jake Shane should win an Oscar for his hilarious relatable reenac...

Jeffree Star: Down Low Hookups & Healing

26 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Jeffree Star has left his ranch in Montana to come all the way to hell. He is on TikTok, has new makeup coming out, and has a ton of opinions on other...

Benedict Polizzi: Polite Catcalling & Hair Transplanting

21 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Benny is back on the pod with a new viral video series called "polite catcalling" and he survived being a cast member on FBoy Island. He opens up abou...

Barbara Corcoran: How To Be A Shark & Manifest Money

13 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

BARBARA CORCORAN AKA THE QUEEN AKA MOTHER AKA THE SHARK AKA THE BADDEST BIOTCH IS IN HELL!!!! (as you can tell I'm freaking out) Hosted on Acast. See...

Brian Kelly: The Points Guy & Financial Hacks

07 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Brian Kelly is the founder of The Points Guy and is the most trusted voice when it comes to loyalty programs, credit cards and travel. He told me all...

Berning Questions: My Current Struggles & Favorite Condiments

30 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

I'm coming to Vegas, Boston, Tarrytown, Newark, Oklahoma, and Louisville! Get tickets HERE Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informatio...

Ella Halikas: Body Trends & Believing In Yourself

22 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Ella explains how she manifested being a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit model. She faces tons of rejected but never let it stop her from chasing her drea...

Violet Benson: Private Parts & Ski Problems

09 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Violet is back in hell for a wild ep about porn addiction, guys going down on you, and all her current struggles that she is coping with (all very fun...

Joanne McNally: Repping Ireland & Recovery

01 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Joanne McNally comes all the way from Ireland to join me in hell! I bought her a fake bag in Chinatown and she opened up to me about how she battled b...

Ken Eurich: Fur Babies & Boob Jobs

22 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Ken joins hell today to discuss her mental health meds, decision to get her boobs done, dealing with trolls. and being a mom of a pitbull and multiple...

Chris Olsen: Red Carpets & Rehab

16 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

My arch nemesis is in hell today and he just launched a coffee company called Flight Fuel! He opens up about his public break ups, family intervention...

Jay Shetty: Ex-Monk & His Hell

09 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Jay Shetty is one of the most viral life coaches in the world who has a shit ton of wisdom but I sat him down to find out more about his struggles, hi...

Eli Rallo: Slutty Snacks & Essays About Love

03 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Eli Rallo is a Columbia Journalism School graduate who went viral for making snack jars during covid. She opens up about how she wrote her new book "I...

Maddy Smith: Wild & Out Of Your Mind

23 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Maddy Smith is a hysterical stand up comedian and a cast member on MTV's Wild 'n Out. She talks about making it in the comedy industry, her most embar...

Matt Friend: Celebrity Impressionist & Glorified Parrot

05 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Matt Friend comes to hell with Sebastian Maniscalco, Andy Cohen, Howard Stern, Armie Hammer, and more. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for mor...

Paulie Calafiore: BDSM & Big Brother

23 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Paulie is back on Berning in Hill to discuss the status of his past open relationship, his business moves, his mental health, and opens up about BDSM....

Brooke Miccio: Pizza Bagel & Vlog Expert

14 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Brooke Miccio has been YouTubing for over a decade! She reveals her tips for vlogging and how she has let her audience in on her life from high school...

Emily DiDonato: The Dark Side Of Being A Supermodel & Postpartum

08 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Emily DiDonato is the first supermodel in hell! She's been the face of Maybelline, Giorgio Armani Perfume, and has worked for major brands such as Vic...

Francis Ellis: Mansplaining & Falling From Grace

26 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Francis is back in hell and we have both been through a lot since the last time we recorded. We've lost jobs, got married, and learned a lot about lif...

Oscar Aydin: Gaslighting Gay & Getting Adopted

16 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

You may know Oscar Aydin from his stand up comedy OR watching him star in my Han on the Street videos! He's so hilarious and vulnerable as he opens up...

Amanda Hirsch: Kardashian Bestie & Blowing Up

11 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Amanda aka Kamanda aka Not Skinny But Not Fat is back in hell! She talks about what it was really like to meet the Kardashians, how she got them on he...

Michael Rapaport: Acting & Antisemitism

03 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Michael Rapaport is back in hell! We immediately discuss his beef with Kanye, he talks about his experience on Friends, and I put him in the hot seat ...

Audrey Peters: Liposuction & Louis Vuitton

28 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Audrey Peters has been called "one of the most polarizing people on TikTok" because she is a glamorous Manhattanite who is 100% honest about her lifes...

My Family: Mom Advice & Brother Reveal

20 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It's a family reunion! I'm in the middle of my midwest tour and stopped by Indiana to see my brother, his wife, and meet my newborn niece! My mom star...

Tank Sinatra: Influencers In The Wild & Bad Ideas

17 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Tank Sinatra is the founder of the board game and page Influencers in the Wild, Tanks Good News, and his meme page Tank Sinatra. He talks about how he...

Jiaoying Summers: Dumpster Baby & Divorce

10 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Jiaoying left China to pursue her dream of being an actress. Her journey is sad, hilarious, scary, inspiring, and incredible. Get tickets to my stand...

Jade Iovine: Hollywood Secrets & Sanity

30 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Jade Iovine is the host of the podcast "Tell Me About It" (check out our episode) and she opens up about what life is really like growing up in Los An...

Andrea Lopez: Impressions & Imperfections

24 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Andrea Lopez is famous for impersonating your favorite pop culture icons such as Teresa Giudice, Kristin Cavallari, and Jennifer Coolidge. She explain...

Dr. Emily Morse: Pegging & Positive Promiscuity

18 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Let's have sex in hell with Emily! She is the leading sex therapist of our generation and I loved talking everything sex with her from orgasms, to com...

Robyn Delmonte: Publicity Psychic & GirlBossTown

10 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

She is everyone's favorite PR maven who comes up with genius marketing, branding, and publicity ideas for our favorite brands and celebrities on her T...

Almost 30: Spirituality For Dummies & Starseeds

02 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Krista Williams and Lindsey Simcik are my favorite spirtual girlies and hosts of the incredibly popular podcast, Almost 30. They tell me everything ab...

Des Bishop: Moisturizing & Meaningful Advice

27 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

My husband is in hell this week! We answer a bunch of advise questions submitted by the little devils and I ask him some of my own questions as well. ...

Hunter March: Nightly Pop & His Problems

22 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Hunter March is an extremely successful host who has been on E!, Netflix, and The Game Show Network. He's hilarious, informative, and opens up about h...

Danny LoPriore: Trauma Dumping & Mental Hospitals

14 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Danny LoPriore was a Vine star who has created a whole career out of making people laugh. He opens up about his darkest mental health struggles and ho...

Annie Lederman: Hypnosis & Masturbation Manifestation

06 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Hilarious comedian and podcaster, Annie Lederman, has a chaotic trip to hell. She discusses her similarities with Hannah, they get a call from Bonnie ...

Casey Balsham: How To Actually Make Babies & Be Inconcievable

27 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

For the first time ever, we discuss infertility on the pod. Casey Balsham is a hysterical comedian and "wannabe mom" who has been trying for 5 years t...

Morgan Absher: Two Hot Takes & Calling Out A**holes

20 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Morgan Absher was an occupational therapist... and then covid hit. She found herself scrolling reddit and the deep dark web to escape the reality of t...

Violet Benson: She's Back and Boujier Than Ever

14 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

My last pod in LA! Violet Benson welcomed me back into her home and we got an update about the guy she met on NYC, her mental health and so much more....

Victoria Paris: Blocking Queen & Bisexual Baddie

06 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Victoria Paris is blowing up because of her fashion, home decor, sense of humor, and overall business savvy. She explains how she grew her social medi...

Harry Jowsey: Falling In Love & Finishing Too Fast

29 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Harry is back and is as hilarious as ever. He is in a new relationship so I get all the deets on why he decided to stop having seggs with everyone in ...

Delaney Rowe: Fake Fun & From Idaho

25 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Delaney Rowe is an actress and content creator who grew up in Idaho and just hit 1 million followers on TikTok! We have a huge girl crush on her becau...

Jessica Kirson: Hysterical & Relatively Sane

18 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Comedian Jessica Kirson joins hell to discuss having a mom who is a therapist, losing a lot of weight, becoming a mom, and what it's really like to be...

Ciara Miller: Disrupting The Hamptons & Seasonal Depression

10 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ciara Miller finally comes to hell to talk about her demons. She explains her transition from being a traveling nurse to moving to NYC to go on a real...

Leah McSweeney: Chaos Theory & Billionaire Dick

02 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Leah McSweeney is a bad biatch who is a little too comfortable in hell. She talks about her new book about her life, Chaos Theory. She talks about her...

Ashley Gavin: Lesbian Comedian Destroys Men & Horse Girls

27 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Comedian Ashley Gavin has blown up on TikTok and is enjoying touring the country... while being single. Her life has changed a lot during the pandemic...

Sean Donnelly: Recovering People Pleaser & Intermittent Faster

20 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Comedian Sean Donnelly is Hannah's hilarious neighbor. He has been on The Late Show with David Letterman, Conan, NBC's Last Comic Standing and just la...

Lenore Berner: Being My Mom & Reparenting

11 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The woman, the myth, the legend, my mother, is in hell today! We talk about understanding our anxiety, reparenting the voice in our heads, how parenti...

Claire Parker: Celebrity Memoirs & Conspiracy Theories

05 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The tea in hell is piping hot because Claire Parker has read a bunch of celebrity memoirs so you don't have to. We discuss the controversies and consp...

Christy Carlson Romano: Surviving Disney & Her Demons

28 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

You may know her as Ren from Even Stevens, Belle on Broadway, or the voice of Kim Possible! Christy Carlson Romano invited me into her gorgeous home i...

Gianmarco Soresi: Kicked Out Of Starbucks & Smelling JLo

21 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Gianmarco Soresi is a hilarious comic, actor, and writer who opens up about his sleep problems, breakdowns at Starbucks, and what it was actually like...

Talia Lichtstein: The Philosopher of Hate & Negativity

14 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Talia and I met at an airport and quickly fell in love. She blew up based off of TikTok videos where she talks about stuff she hates. She has gotten a...

Lindsey Metselaar: Cool Girl Weddings & Planning Problems

06 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Lindsey tells me every single detail of her extremely chic Palm Beach wedding that she planned in 5 months and I tell her where I'm at in my own weddi...

Ian Lara: Horrible Hookups & Growing Shame

01 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Hilarious comedian Ian Lara just dropped his debut Comedy Central half hour called "Growing Shame" and opens up about it in hell. He tells some of the...

Tefi: Red Carpet Problems & Pop Culture Obsessions

25 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Tefi is one of my favorite personalities on TikTok and interviews celebrities on the red carpet. She discusses her career trajectory, how she gained c...

John DiLeo: Hollywood Film Critic & No Small Parts

18 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

If you're a movie nerd, you're going to love this episode! My Uncle Johnny is a film critic and author of the new book "There Are No Small Parts: 100 ...

Esther Povitsky: The Rejection Queen & Choosing Herself

10 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The hilarious Esther Povitsky from Hulu's Dollface, Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, and her comedy special Hot For My Name opens up about all her failures before...

Coco Vandeweghe: Chasing Greatness & Breaking Racquets

05 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

IT'S A HARDCORE TENNIS EPISODE with former top 10 in the world tennis player, Coco Vandeweghe. I remind her about a dramatic match we played in the ju...

Gabby Bernstein: How To Heal Trauma & Self Soothe

25 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Gabby was named by the New York Times as the "guru" of our generation, but she simply wants to help people find happiness by sharing her own traumas, ...

Corinne Fisher: Staying Slutty & Respecting Yourself

18 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The Queen of the anti-slut shaming podcast, Guys We Fucked, Corinne Fisher is in Hell! We compare stories about dating addicts, she opens up about her...

Dr. Sasha Hamdani: ADHD Specialist & Chaotic Energy Expert

11 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Dr. Sasha Hamdani is my favorite ADHD doctor on social media and I brought her to hell to figure out if I have ADHD. She discusses her wild journey of...

Luann de Lesseps: Fosé and Fun In Tulum

05 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The Countess joins hell again to discuss her latest entrepreneurial adventure, a non-alcoholic rosé called Fosé. She talks about what sparked the id...

Justin Silver: Understanding Dogs & Your Own Demons

27 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Expert dog trainer, comedian, actor, and podcaster, Justin Silver discusses what he's learned from understanding dogs and what's it's taught him about...

Jill Zarin: Surviving The Housewives & Socialite Secrets

19 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Jill Zarin is back. She's as hilarious, opinionated, and fabulous as ever. She explains why she decided to do a reality show, how she got cast, and th...

Lauren Ash: Detoxing Her Body & Changing Her MInd

14 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Actress Lauren Ash has had a transformative pandemic. She's lost a lot of weight, but not through any skinny teas, or fancy gyms, or plant based diet....

Josh Zilberberg: Thank Yew & Starting New

08 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Josh gained viral fame from his hilariously relatable and clever TikTok videos about being single, getting ghosted, anxiety, and always ending them wi...

Natalie Cuomo: Threesome Exposure Therapy & Tattoos

31 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Natalie is a hysterical stand up comedian who is very comfortable in hell. She loves, tattoos, all kinds of pain, and dark humor. She opens up about h...