# 661 - ALEXSUCKS…Allegedly
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What are ALEXSUCKS' recent achievements?
Last year, so many of you joined us for the 5K, and it was the most amazing experience in person and virtually. It was so much fun that we are bringing it back. This time, it's in Tampa. May 4th, we are bringing the whole crew back, including Jelly Roll. Me, Tom, Jelly Roll. Listen, if you don't think you can do it, Tommy, tell them they can do it. You can do it. We can do it. We did it. Look at us. It's not that crazy. You can do it. You just have to try a little bit. Go to 2bears5k.com to register. And thank you to Spartan for helping us produce and put this on. And everybody at YMH and Birdie Boy. We are so excited. We will see you May 4th in Tampa for the next 2 Bears 5K. And I can't wait for Baker Mayfield to verbally commit.
He's coming? He's definitely coming. Great ass on that guy. What's up, everybody? I've got some shows coming up. February 8th in New Orleans at the UNO Lakefront Arena for the big game. That's Saturday night, not Sunday night. Me, Nikki Glaser, Tony Hinchcliffe, and Adam Ray as Dr. Phil and huge surprise guests. Then in Vegas in March, 21st and 22nd at Resorts World Theater. And finally, oh, Canada. I'm coming to you. Winnipeg, Halifax, Calgary, and Vancouver. It's me, Whitney Cummings, Miss Pat, and Derek Stroop. Go to burpburpburp.com for all of them.
I need a six pack and some cigarettes.
Are you guys traveling in a van right now?
We're in the Sprinter.
Sprinter's nice.
Yeah, it's cool.
It's fucking great.
We all have our own row.
You each have your own row?
Yeah, because it's just us and then just the tour manager. Quinn will fly in for like a few shows, but it's sick. We like set up our rows as like little beds and shit. We had a mini hoop in the back. Yeah, Christmas lights. It's a vibe. And the passenger door had a bunch of chips in it, different types of chips. Yeah.
Here's the thing that maybe people don't understand is when you are on the road, like living on the road, for lack of better words, it's kind of like being homeless. And so to have a little space for yourself means so much to be like, Oh cool. This is my seat. This is where I always sit.
Each row turns into like someone's bedroom, like their clothes and shoes and misbelongings are everywhere. And then like our previous tours, not this one, but our previous tours, we lived together too. So it was like, we just never had space from each other. And it was just constant.
And we all, we all had to get to move out. It was too much. Wait, so where's everyone from? You're from Cleveland. Yeah.
I'm from Seattle. From Denver.
Do you want to hear a weird fucking story? Yeah, of course. Stacey, do you meet Stacey?
Yeah.
Stacey is getting her hair done. Do you know this story? No. Bring Stacey up. Stacey, come up here. This is kind of fucking wild. Where are you from, Johnny?
I'm from Maryland.
You're from Maryland?
Why did Alex decide to get sober?
How the fuck did you guys meet? We met through skating. And then we were friends on Instagram. I've known him for a few years. You've known him, John, since what, like 2018 maybe? Yeah, through his homie Landon Cube. I've just been homies with him. And introduced, went out to get drinks with him at Rainbow Room. And he was like, oh, my friend Top Gun's pulling up. And I was like, oh, I follow him on Instagram. I was super excited to finally meet him. And him and Alex pulled up to Rainbow Room. How'd you get the name Top Gun? Everybody thinks from the movie. I've actually never watched the movie. Yeah. Dude, he's the only person who's never seen that movie, bro. I think it's funny at this point that everybody asks me that. I'm like, never seen it. That's his goal to not watch it. I got it from the show Workaholics. Are you serious? Yeah. So in middle school or high school, me and my friends would always watch Workaholics after school.
And like one year for my birthday, there was an episode where the Adam dude wore like a Top Gun hat and just called himself Top Gun. And then everybody always said that I acted like him. So for my birthday, my friends got me the hat that he wore in the episode. And then like... I just like made my handles and everything Top Gun Orsino and Orsino is my last name.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What are ALEXSUCKS' recent achievements?
0:00–2:50
2
Why did Alex decide to get sober?
2:50–7:58
3
What was it like opening for the Red Hot Chili Peppers?
7:58–16:27
4
What funny pranks have happened on tour?
16:27–24:04
5
How did the band ALEXSUCKS form?
24:04–28:51
6
What is the story behind the band's name?
28:51–32:01
7
How does skateboarding influence their music?
32:01–38:14
8
What hilarious stories do they have from their tours?
38:14–1:32:33
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