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Something’s Burning: Always Bet on Bussin’ with the Boys | S4 E18
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The Bussin’ with the Boys boys… Taylor Lewan and Will Compton are celebrating New Years with me! We’re ringing in 2025 with LeeAnn’s family tradition: collards, black eyed peas, cornbread, and some pork – because pigs root forward. But the headline is that we’ve got a HUGE bet in the works… stay tuned for the details!! Kitchen provided by: https://beautyonbeech.com Follow Bussin’ With The Boys: https://www.instagram.com/bussinwtb Follow Taylor Lewan: https://www.instagram.com/taylorlewan Follow Will Compton: https://www.instagram.com/_willcompton SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg Shirts vs. Skins with Nikki Glaser, Tony Hinchcliffe and Adam Ray as Dr. Phil during THE BIG GAME WEEKEND in New Orleans February 8 https://www.ticketmaster.com/bert-kreischer-shirts-vs-skins-with-new-orleans-louisiana-02-08-2025/event/1B00615EF5BB59D3 Double Down Las Vegas March 21 and 22 https://www.axs.com/series/25430/bert-kreischer-artist For upcoming TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com/tour For FULLY LOADED: https://fullyloadedfestival.com Catch me on NETFLIX For all things BERTY BOY PRODUCTIONS: https://bertyboyproductions.com For MERCH: https://store.bertbertbert.com/ Follow Me! X: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer YouTube: http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer TikTok: http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer Threads: https://www.threads.net/@bertkreischer Text Me: https://my.community.com/bertkreischer Pork loin, Collards, Black-eyed peas and Cornbread Welsh Rarebit Pork Loin Ingredients: Rarebit: * Pork loin * Brick of grated cheddar cheese * Can of Guinness * 1.5 tbs Worcestershire sauce * 2 tbsp Coleman’s Mustard * 1 stick of unsalted butter Steps: 1. Preheat oven to 375 degrees 2. Mix together cheese, beer, butter, Worcestershire sauce, and mustard. 3. Sear pork loin 3-5 minutes, then add mixture on top. 4. Bake for 25-30 minutes Honey Garlic Glazed Pork Loin Ingredients: Rub: * 1 tsp sweet paprika * 1 tsp garlic onion * ½ tsp onion powder * ½ tsp dried thyme * ½ tsp dried rosemary * Salt and pepper to taste Glaze: * 4 cloves garlic * ¼ cup honey * 3 tbs soy sauce * 1 tbs Dijon mustard * 1 tbs olive oil Steps: 1. Preheat oven to 375 2. Combine paprika, garlic powder, onion powder, dried thyme, rosemary, salt and pepper 3. Rub olive oil onto pork loin then rub spice mix over loin 4. Sear loin 3-5 minutes 5. Combine garlic, honey, soy sauce, mustard and oil. Brush onto the lion then place in oven, baking for 25-30 minutes Black-Eyed peas Ingredients: * Black-eyed peas * Onion * Vegetable oil * Salt and pepper * Texas Pete’s peppers Steps: 1. Soak peas overnight in water 2. Place peas in pot and cover with water, adding in a dash of oil and salt and pepper. Slice onion into thick pieces and place on top, cooking until done. 3. Splash pepper juice on peas to taste Granny’s Collards Ingredients: * Collard greens * Sugar * Vegetable oil Steps: 1. Wash and remove stems from collards, then chop into bite size pieces. 2. Cover collards with water and bring to a rolling boil. Once rolling, reduce to a slow boil and add vegetable oil. 30 minutes before eating, add sugar. Adding 1 TBS sugar per cup of collards. Cornbread Ingredients: * Dollop of Crisco * 1 egg * 2 cups white lily cornmeal mix * 1 cup buttermilk * Black pepper to taste Steps: 1. Preheat oven to 425 degrees 2. Add a dollop of Crisco into a skillet and place in oven to heat. 3. Mix cornmeal, buttermilk, and egg, mixing thoroughly. Add mixture to skillet and cook for 30-35 minutes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Chapter 1: What are the New Year's traditions discussed?
I don't have that capability. I love that.
You're built different. It's so funny. I do this thing where I go, the same way someone would take a shot, I do it with like a sprint. Like I'll get on the assault bike in the morning and do like, we do like two minutes on the assault bike and I'll go, all right, this is, I'm taking a shot of exercise right now. And I just go hard. And then you go, fuck it, fuck it. I'll feel better.
I'll feel better. I'll feel better. And then you go, all right, sweat broke. I'm ready. Life's better now. Life's better. Yeah. Let's get a cocktail.
Do you have to, let's do it. What if we have, we're celebrating New Year's. Now, when I talked to these guys last time, obviously everyone knows, maybe I shouldn't say this, Leanna and I are looking to buy a house in Nashville. Mostly, honestly, because of you two. You two and Michael Chandler and Jelly Roll. And so you said in Nashville, Every celebrity owns a holiday.
And I said, I'm going to take over Chinese New Year's. Yeah. So at the risk of not culture appropriating a holiday on this TV show, I am doing a New Year's celebration. We are all about good luck. Our whole New Year's is set up redneck style. How do you guys celebrate New Year's?
I go to bed at 10.30, wake up the next day, and then I feel like I've got to make a list for things I need to accomplish. Around 8 o'clock at night, I put on a YouTube video of the ball dropping for my kids, and we count down, and it's like 8.04. All right, we've been here until midnight. Isn't that incredible?
You put the kids to bed, and then you kind of look over at your wife, and you're like, hey, are we really going to stay up right now?
It's like, oh, let's just go to bed and get some sleep. We know it's going to be the New Year tomorrow. The only time I feel like, no disrespect to this, I love what we're doing here, the only time New Year's really had a let's get after it was Y2K. Because there was always that worry of like, hey, are we all going to die after this? Are the lights going to shut off?
Yeah, so you do want to stay up to that 1201 to make sure. Now we get back to 2024, I'm feeling like we're just going to keep this ball rolling. Wait, where were you on Y2K? I know where I was.
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Chapter 2: How is the New Year's meal significant?
And I was like, oh, wait, this is me. And so we all sat by a computer at this girl's house. It was a big party in West Palm. And at one, she hit her computer. She goes, it works. was, let's do Coke! Yeah, so we all celebrated. We had fucking the funnest time of our lives. Are you big New Year's? Yes. He didn't take over Chinese New Year's. Right, but even just... I always worked New Year's.
I always worked New Year's. As a comic, you always work New Year's. And recently I stopped working New Year's and we've thrown New Year's parties or gone to a New Year's party and it's fun as shit. I love the energy. There's something, when I was a kid, I would sit with my Casio and I would wait until it was midnight and I'd set my watch at midnight and go, all right, we're ready for the year.
I mean, I was such a dork. I love it. But here's what's crazy. We have a New Year's Day tradition. Now, you know my career, okay? You've seen my career climb and it is because of this tradition.
a jinx it kind of guy every New Year's we have black eyed peas we have collard greens we have pork we have cornbread and that is how we celebrate New Year's and we have grapes because it all brings luck money there are people that come to our house on New Year's Day just eat the fucking collards because you explain it you explain it well we have this one friend who is a really big movie producer and he started getting really big when he started eating this meal on New Year's Day at our house so he comes every year
Every year. Never misses it. How many years in a row is he gay? I don't even know how many years in a row. Ten? Ten at least. Yeah. And so his career is like, he believes in it so hard. He'll just show up by himself and eat it and leave.
I've dropped it on his doorstep because he was catching a flight that day so he could eat it on the way to the airport. Like he's super hardcore superstitious about it. So collards are money. Black eyed peas are luck. Cornbread is like gold, so also abundance. Pork is like pig's root forward, so it's forward motion in your life.
Pig's root forward. I like that. I've never heard that before in my lifetime. This is from my grandmother. This is like from my real small rural Georgia roots. Everybody where I grew up ate like this on New Year's Day, no matter what. So when you brought this to Burt for the first time, how was his reaction? I don't know. I loved it.
I love, well, I love, I love tradition. Like, I love something to get my teeth in where I go, can you believe I've been doing this 10 years in a row? Can you believe? I love that shit. And I really suffer from FOMO. Like, that's my, I had a therapist tell me. You don't say. My therapist was like, Diagnosed. This has got to be as high as on the list for FOMO.
You're probably number one FOMO guy if you're doing a tier list of people. You'd be tier one.
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Chapter 3: What is the bet involving bench pressing?
I haven't seen it. I haven't seen it. I haven't seen it. I have not seen it. Took the video, don't want to see it. Because of what you're about to see. Okay, hold on, pause. How do you pause it? Look at the way his bench press is, look at the weights. 45, 25, a 10, a tiny 10, and then two more 10s. Hey, this is how a freshman in high school puts weight on a bench.
This is the craziest. Two bumper plates, one, like, tiny little, like, neck. Come on and take a look. Just come on and take a look. Bro, it is crazy. I'm going to start making the roux. Look at this. And you know those are 10s. Those aren't 25s. No, no, no. 45, 25, two 10s right there. That ain't 300. That's not 300. That's 300. I'm telling you, it's 300. 15s? Yeah. Here we go again.
I'm playing video. Great calves, by the way. Get it, get it, get it, get it, get it. Force, force, force. No, that's a veil! That's a veil! Hey, his leg jumped on the side. Get it, get it, get it, get it. His leg's going down. Oh, I want to see what he says after. I want to see how confident he was after.
I'm sweating so bad right now. I feel like I'm showing homemade porn to my parents. Look at the leg thing. Always a cheerleader. Leanne, you got to help me cook. I'm sweating so bad right now. The minute fingertips touch it, that helps. Because you were going down. No, I wasn't going down. I wasn't going down. Watch it again. You got to cut this video into this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, I will.
Watch it. I was not going down. Have you seen it? You said you haven't seen it. I haven't seen it. Then come over here. No, I can't see it. I want to believe. This is your come to Jesus talk. This is crazy. No, no, no.
One time Tommy asked me if I ever saw Nirvana play. And I said, I think so. He goes, what do you mean? I said, I think I saw them. And he goes, well, don't you want to find out? And I said, no, because I have the memory. I said, I'd rather just live in the world that I saw Nirvana than find out I didn't see them. And then you take my memory away. I remember benching 300 pounds. And it was clean.
So first off, it's all right. And it was clean. He's clean! First of all, you need to fire your trainer the way he puts weights on your bar, number one. Because that's bad luck. We're talking about the new years and having luck. You gotta have the 45s and the 25s, 10s, 5s, 2s. It is? Yeah. Yeah, you wanna stack improperly. Gotta stack improperly.
And it's imbalanced. And how are they improperly stacked? I don't know. Come take a peek. I'm shaking right now. I am shaking. I need another cocktail. Clearly, I don't bench 300. Do you see the glacier divide here between these two? Oh, yeah. You want that little tiny one that's in there. You want that in the outside. Oh, he put a little one in between. Yeah.
The question you ask yourself is why? I'm going to tell you why. Actually, I'll tell you why.
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Chapter 4: What are the details of the 300-pound bench press challenge?
Everything's about the story. It's in comedy. It's about the story. It's about the story. If Bert didn't tell all about their sex life, how great he would sound if he told the story. First of all, I bring it. I fucking bring it. No doubt. After it all away. Yeah. That's all white guys got, man. God damn it. I'm like legit sweating right now.
That's called being caught in a lie. That's why lie detectors work. Yeah, he's like, fuck that. Oh, my God. You know they're going to be laying back. The roast will be over. She'll be laying there. I'm going to be like, hey, I got that though, right? I really did. They're like, sure you did, honey.
Yeah, absolutely. Don't you just want to live in that world where you go, God, I'm the fucking biggest stud. And just never know. Never know that there's bigger studs out there. Yes. It's like a little dog who just lives in that house and goes, and then you take it to the dog park. It's like, oh, what the fuck's this? Yeah. I don't want to go to the dog park. You don't want to go to the dog park.
I don't want to go to the dog park. So what we're gonna make, I'm gonna show you what I'm making today. I'm gonna sear both of these. I'm gonna cut these into steaks. I'm gonna put them in here and I'm gonna put a Welsh rarebit on top of it, and it's going to cook on top of it. So, you ever had Welsh rarebit? No, I don't know what that is. It is... It's a dish I used to have.
I mean, I don't want to sound rude to anybody, but it's like a poor white person dish from, like, Scotland. Okay. And so, basically, it's like making mac and cheese with no mac, and then putting it on a piece of bread. That's a rarebit. So, cheese and bread. Cheese and bread. It's, you know... But...
We didn't say this was a healthy meal. It's a good meal. The rare bits will be like the mac and cheese. It's good for the soul. But it's really fucking good. And it's got a mustard kick, a little bit of... Guinness? Guinness. I don't know why I blanked on that. Can I drink this liquid death?
Yeah, drink whatever you want. Do you want a regular cocktail? A regular cocktail? How much of this goes in, Stace? How much of this beer goes in? That would be like half a can. All right. Um... The, uh, all right, let's plan it. You name the time and place, I'll come and do 300. We'll do it for Bustle and Boys. Hey, he's thinking about it.
He came to do a show right now. The thing is, Stace, how much goes in this? Fucking 300. These motherfuckers don't think I can do 300. You just named the time and place. Would you like to make a bet? Yes.
I love bets. Good. Because there's a reason why my mustache is missing is because I hate bets. Who did you bet about your mustache? Jack McPherson. So Tennessee was playing Vanderbilt. Thank you very much. Vanderbilt was underdogs by 11 points. The way Jack was talking, he was so wishy-washy back and forth. I thought, oh, Vanderbilt's for sure going to cover. Yeah.
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Chapter 5: How do the guests plan to celebrate New Year's?
New Year's Eve. Oh, for real? Yeah. I'm doing CBS with Jelly Roll. Perfect. So let's say January 1st. Hold on. January 1st, 315. Yeah, it's perfect. Hold on. I got to make sure I can. January 1st, 315 pounds at 11 a.m.
This episode comes out the day before.
Yeah, so tomorrow. We could have an epic live stream. 315. Oh, you got it. Wait, you're bidding against me! Dude, remember the video you haven't seen? Remember that memory? You have that. I have that.
You know you can. You know in coaching it's better to visualize yourself succeeding than see your failure, correct? Yeah. Both are teachers. When you guys sit and watch tape, don't you just watch highlight reels of yourselves? That would be outstanding.
That would be amazing. That would be ideal. That would be what you want. You go to that Wednesday meeting after a loss. That is a tough life to live. Oh, shit, Coach has this one pulled up. Yeah. You're just counting down the place. Someone in his life watches the whole reel, but it's not. What's that? I said someone in your life watches the whole reel. Right? Yeah.
So do you think he could do it? You're a supportive wife. You love him. Could do what? Do you think he could do it? Yeah, I think he can do anything he puts his mind to. Wow. That is big. That is big. I love that talk. Pete, you think he can? Pete, for real? All right.
You hear what he said? What did he say? You're not going to like it. You want me to tell you? Yeah, what did he say? He said you were close on that 300. Oh, do you know why? Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, we should maybe bring Pete in here. Pete, Pete, it's tough. We have a... He's tough, aren't you? I'm the wolf, right? And I sit on top of the mountain with my paws crossed. Yeah.
No one takes my mountaintop. And the little pups that I work out with, Kyle and Pete, they see the big dog with his paws crossed, just licking his paws, and they want to be him, but they can't. Because Pete only benches like 250. But he sees... He got 265. Off the leg. Talk your shit. You can see it too in his face like I am significantly lighter.
He goes, what do you want to say? We did pound for pound. Pound for pound. Do you think he can get 315? 315, January 1st. I can't wait. You know what that does? It gives me a reason not to drink. I won't drink all December. I'm doing NFL with... You're not going to on New Year's night? No. Not if I'm fucking... That's pregame. That's pregame, buddy. That's watching film.
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Chapter 6: What are the reflections on past New Year's experiences?
I think, because now he's all about like, he gets on the elliptical and he does like. Zone two cardio. Zone two. Nasal breathing only.
That motherfucker talks about zone two cardio so much. It's the wave right now. Yeah. And I'm like, and I think once I did 225 ten times, Tom saw that the raft had floated away from the ship. And then he wasn't going to be able to get on the big ride anymore. So he was like, I don't care. I like swimming. I like swimming.
Oh, he just moved, he moved the game. He's about longevity. He moved the game. Yeah, he's about longevity. Yeah, yeah, he's an overdose guy. Yeah, sending his love, yeah. Sending his life. Okay. All right. Yeah. So, Rogan, you, and then who's a third? You know, it's gotta be like one of those dudes, it's not, I'll tell you, I've worked out with a lot of comics, we take them on the road with us.
It's not Greg Fitzsimmons. It's definitely not Greg Fitzsimmons. Just saying. It's definitely not Greg Fitzsimmons. God, I don't know who it would be. It would have to be... Oh, I don't... Callan? No. Callan's about... Shop. Well, he's not really a comic. that's truly, when I even brought Callan up, I was like, oh no.
And as soon as you brought him up, I was like, I know why he brought Callan up. And then I was like, I'm not saying that name, because then that other name's gonna come up. Don't edit that. Don't edit that. Don't edit that. Keep that in. Hey, where's another cutting board, Stace? Right there. Right here? Yeah, where you were. No, I don't know. It's gotta be Robius.
He's the strongest. What's the comic that does the Bad Friends pod? Bobby Lee? Bobby Lee. I want to say Tommy Lee. What do you think Tommy Lee's max bench press is? Tommy Lee? Bobby Lee. Bobby Lee, sorry. Oh, Bobby Lee is sneaky athletic. Stop. We witnessed that. We witnessed that at your pump pass and kick thing. Stop. I swear to God, he's sneaky athletic.
Like, you just... He beat me in the field goal kicking contest. No. Yeah. No, dude, he's not sneaky athletic. Stace, where are the... He's lucky. But from what you expect when you see him, he's sneaky athletic. Yeah, I would say the expectation would be as low as possible in that situation.
He wouldn't surprise me in like ping pong or something, but like he, he, oh, look at that. Oh my God. God, I fucking love food. Did you change the way you ate to lose weight or you just stopped having to eat?
A little column A, column B. Like I really went hard with the 16-8 fasting and no carbs for a while. Yeah. And I still do that here and there, like more spaced out. But definitely way less carbs. And I was also, I told you this before, I had three meals a day plus three shakes that were 1,200 calories each. Jesus Lord. Just to keep my weight on. How much did you weigh? 312 pounds.
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Chapter 7: How do they perceive strength and fitness?
Yeah, you can't have an 0 for 2 on calls. I know. I need Cam to answer. I need this thing. I'm sure we have footage of it. I'm sure you can find it online. Come on, Cam. What the fuck? He's running and lifting with fucking Michael Chandler right now. We should have called Mike. We should have just had him come over here. Yeah. Leanne was obsessed with Michael Chandler.
I mean, the way he's built is insane, right? Well, she kept going up to him, feeling him, going, I love his little body. I didn't know who he was. I had no idea. Leanne's going up to Michael Chandler, rubbing him, going, I love this little guy.
I was like, who is this guy? He's amazing. Look at him drink these beers. He's hard as a rock. He's hard as a rock. He's like a rock. I had no idea who he was. Nicest guy in the world. So sweet. Did you see the fight? Yes. How amazing was that? Yeah, it was crazy. I saw part of it, because we were in a hotel room, and I kept losing my... My connection.
Michael Chandler is the only UFC fighter she knows. No. She was obsessed with Michael Chandler and then randomly we FaceTimed him.
Yes. No, you texted him and said, I was watching, looking at his Instagram, and I was like, they're such an adorable family. What a lovely family. Like, because obviously I figured out who he was after Beer Olympics, and followed him and his wife, and I was like, I love, they're such lovely people. And then you DM'd him that, and then he FaceTimed you, I think, or something like that.
Let's see if I'm gonna text him a video, and so that we can just get a video confirmation. Cam, I'm here. What's up, Cam? Hey, Cam. With Chandler and Will from Bustin' with the Boys. And I was telling the story about, it's a Paul Bunyan-esque story about a young boy from Tampa who walked into a bow shop in Eugene, Oregon, and pulled back an 80-pound bow, and it stopped the world.
Just the pronunciation of Oregon. Yeah, Cam, he explains it and says, like, okay, let's see if he can try pulling an 80-pound bow. And he's like, and boys, I just went up right here with ease. He said, hey, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on. He said, and the whole bow shop just went quiet. Quiet. They've never seen this before. Yeah, they've never seen it.
Thank you.
Oh, yeah. Keep taking it. I've said this to you before, and I'll say it to you again. How crazy is it that you guys technically should be done living your life? Your careers are over. That's it. That's so fucking dark. He said this before, too.
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