Something’s Burning: Berty Boy + The Three Bears | Hardy, Koe Wetzel, + Stephen Wilson Jr | S4 E24
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What hilarious stories do Hardy and Koe share about their upbringing?
Because I want to be there when we buy him a Rolex. I want to be there.
Oh, my God.
I got the lady. I got it all dialed in. We're going to go in. I like it. I want to be a part of that day. I'll fly in for that show. Can I buy one, too, just for myself? Let's all buy one. Let's all buy one. That's my favorite thing in the world. That's my only treat. I love watches. When I met you, dude, okay, when I met you, you had a Daytona, and I swear at the time. See, that's so you. That's so you. Military time. You have it on military time? 1709, boy. This is my impression of me in the military. Chrysler, we'll see you at O200. I was like... What were you saying? When I met you, you had a Daytona when I met you at the Beer Olympics. Oh, yeah. And correct me if I'm wrong, but I feel like you, I was like, oh, Daytona. And I think you were like, yeah, my wife bought it for me. But you were like, I don't really know much about watches. Have you really in the last like two years gotten into it? Or am I wrong about that?
Oh, my God. You're calling me all my bullshit. Yeah. I'm thinking you're like this huge guru. No. I got one watch. I got one watch. I got a Submariner. And I got it for myself in Vegas through Christine Sedoris. I love her to death. Got it through her. And then my wife got me a Daytona and I didn't know how to get it. I was like crazy. And it was like such a sexy watch.
What are the key ingredients in Bert's stracci recipe?
What the fuck? Jesus Christ! Am I gonna call my dad real quick? Jesus! You should.
So many times people go, hey, my uncle knows you. And you're like, okay. You know my uncle. And then you're like, and then they say the name, and you're like, yeah, maybe. And then he met you at a bar one night. And you're like, oh, cool. Yeah, all right. And then this, but being in, I grew up in Florida, and I went to school in Tallahassee. And this dude comes up to me, and he's like, you know my uncle. And I was like, okay. I go, so what's your uncle's name? He goes, Mike Minter. I go, bitch, who's your dad? And he goes, Chuck. I go, Chuck Minner's your dad? I go, bitch, I know your uncle. I know your other uncle. I know your dad. I know your grandfather. And I know your aunt. I go, where are they?
And they go, they're at the tent right there. And I walk over. I see these dudes I haven't seen in 30 years. You grew up with them or went to college with them? Went to college with them. I haven't seen them in 30 years. Damn. And then... And then fucking Hardy's song comes on. And listen, I'm a brand new celebrity. I don't give a fuck what anyone says. It's cool when you know the dude that wrote the song that's playing on the thing. It's cool as shit. And I go, I know this guy. And they're like, no way. I go, I know this guy. They go, there's no way you know him. I go, I'll FaceTime him right now. I'll FaceTime him right now. They're like, there's no way he knows him. I'll tell you what's... We're rolling, right?
I'll tell you what's even fucking crazier, and I said this to you earlier, is I'm laying in my bed, and I see his video a month ago, probably a month ago, the Stand By Me. And I just... I sent it to everyone. I sent it to Rogan, first dude, because I know Rogan's into that. Like, that's Rogan's fastball. I sent it to Rogan. I sent it to Tommy. I sent it to my team. And then I DM you. And I go, and this is before any of this. And I go, I don't know what I said, but I know what I say to people I like. I go, you're fucking amazing. You're incredible. If you're ever in L.A., I'd love to have you on the podcast. And you wrote back, I'm in Europe right now. By the way, now that I've just met him, the most Steven response ever. Thank you, sir. It's very kind of you to say these words.
Thank you. It was really like, and I was really humble, and I was like, wow. And then I wake up this morning, and I look at my thing, and he's on the thing to do the show. I go, shut the fuck up, and you're there, and you're there, and I go, are you kidding me? Is this a, you guys are going on tour together. Steven, Hardy, and Coetzee, all on tour together. The fucking highwaymen are back. Where's my cocktail? Where's my cocktail? Gentlemen, thank you for coming here. Thank you for coming here. Cheers, boys. When's your Vegas date? Do you have a Vegas date? Wait, yeah, we do have a Vegas date. What's your Vegas date? I have no fucking idea.
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
What hilarious stories do Hardy and Koe share about their upbringing?
2:45–46:01
2
How did the bear community come to be a topic of discussion?
46:01
3
What are the key ingredients in Bert's stracci recipe?
0:00–52:00
4
What makes the bear community unique according to Hardy?
52:00–1:12:57
5
How do the guests react to Bert's cooking skills?
0:00–1:12:57
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