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Something’s Burning: Fatherly Advice and Current Events with Mark Normand and Big Jay | S4 E19
Tue, 07 Jan 2025 20:00:00 -0000
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Big Jay Oakerson and Mark Normand are in Nashville with me, so I’m serving them the quintessential Nashvillian meal: Nashville Hot Fried Chicken Sandwiches with Pimento Mac & Cheese and Moon Pies. They’re also getting me up to date on current events (re: P Diddy) and us two expert dads are givin’ Mark some advice on how to be an amazing Father / Comedian Combo. Kitchen provided by: https://beautyonbeech.com Follow Big Jay Oakerson: https://www.instagram.com/bigjayoakerson Follow Mark Normand: https://www.instagram.com/marknormand This episode is brought to you by Dollar Shave Club. Visit https://dollarshaveclub.com/BURNING and use promo code BURNING for 20% off $20 or more. This episode is brought to you by Rocket Money. Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to https://www.RocketMoney.com/BURNING Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/burning or through my promo code BURNING Nashville Hot Chicken Sandwiches with Pimento Mac and Cheese Nashville Hot Chicken Sandwich Ingredients: * 2 Medium Chicken Breasts sliced into 4 cutlets * Canola Oil * Burger buns * Bread and butter pickles * Coleslaw * Mayonnaise * Hot honey Breading: * 1 cup buttermilk * 2 Tbs vinegar-based hot sauce * 1 cups flour * 2 tsp black pepper * 2 1/2 tsp salt * 3-7 tsp cayenne pepper * 2 tsp red pepper flakes * 1 ½ tsp smoked paprika * 1 tsp garlic powder * ½ tsp onion powder * ½ tsp light brown sugar Dipping Oil: * 2 tsp light brown sugar * 2 tsp cayenne pepper * ¼ tsp chili powder * ¼ tsp paprika * ½ tsp garlic powder * ½ cup hot oil from cooked chicken Steps: 1. Slice chicken breasts into 4 cutlets, sprinkling with salt and pepper. 2. Mix dry breading ingredients in one bowl and wet ingredients in another. Dredge the chicken multiple times and shake off any excess flour. 3. Combine ingredients for dipping oil 4. Heat oil in Dutch oven and fry chickens for 3-4 minutes each side. While chicken is cooking, take half a cup of the hot oil and pour over the dipping oil spices. Baste chicken with this mixture. 5. Cover buns with mayonnaise, chicken, pickles, hot honey, and coleslaw. Pimento Mac and Cheese Ingredients: * ½ pound elbow macaroni * 1 ½ cup whole milk * 2 TBS salted butter * 2 TBS flour * 2 cups shredded Colby jack cheese * Garlic powder * Onion powder * Salt * Pepper * 4 oz. jar of pimentos * 1 ½ cup mayo full fat * 1 tsp Worcestershire sauce * 1 tsp finely grated yellow onion * ¼ tsp cayenne pepper Pimento Cheese Steps: 1. Drain pimentos then combine with mayo, Worcestershire, onion, and cayenne pepper Mac and Cheese Steps: 1. Preheat oven to 375 degrees and cook macaroni 2. Add butter to saucepan, once melted, add flour. Cook for about a minute then add milk. Bring this mixture to a boil for about 5 minutes, stirring constantly 3. Combine cooked noodles, pimento cheese, white sauce, and 1 cup shredded cheese, garlic powder, onion powder, and paprika to taste. Mix well, then transfer to baking dish. Top with remainder of shredded cheese and bake for 20-25 minutes. GAMBLING PROBLEM? CALL 1-800-GAMBLER, (800) 327-5050 or visit gamblinghelplinema.org (MA). Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY). Please Gamble Responsibly. 888-789-7777/visit ccpg.org (CT) or visit www.mdgamblinghelp.org (MD). 21+ and present in most states. (18+ DC/KY/NH/WY). Void in ONT/OR/NH. Eligibility restrictions apply. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino & Resort (KS). 1 per new customer. Min. $5 deposit. Min. $5 bet. Max. $200 issued as non-withdrawable Bonus Bets that expire in 7 days (168 hours). Stake removed from payout. Terms: dkng.co/dk-offer-terms. Ends 2/9/25 at 11:59 PM ET. Sponsored by DK. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Chapter 1: What meal are they preparing in Nashville?
Your boy, Burt Kreischer, is coming to New Orleans Saturday, February 8th. He's bringing Nikki Glaser, Tony Hinchcliffe, and Adam Ray as Dr. Fifth. We'll be right back. Get tickets now at Ticketmaster.com. Here, I got this.
I'm so stupid.
Oh, no. You're so stupid. No, good news, you caught it. That's it. Oh, what is that supposed to mean? It means I'm blocking you completely. Shut up, Stacey. Remember when everybody said, oh, good, I looked five minutes ago? And I blanked out, Mark. Do you want a drink? Do you want a drink? Yeah, a little bit. Yeah, I'd love a drink. Hey, let's do a drink. Let's do a drink.
Aggressive drinking.
I'll take a vodka soda.
I'll take, oh, have you ever had porosos?
I've never heard of it. Oh, really? Shots of porosos and something to chase it with that's gayer.
Yes. Oh, yuck. All right. You farting in front of David Cross. By the way, can I tell you that you and David Cross were perfect comedy? Because I couldn't tell if it was a bit or not. He hated me. He really did hate you. Yeah. But in like the, like when you farted and he got up to leave. He walked. And he was like, and you were like, sorry, I didn't see it coming. He was like, you leaned over.
Well, we're comedians. I've never seen a comedian who doesn't like a fart.
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Chapter 2: What are the ingredients for Nashville Hot Chicken?
Exactly. They're pores. Pores on whores. Simple follicles. Warby Parker, glasses so good you can see the hair follicles in a child's pussy. Yeah. There you go. I don't know. Warby, where are you? Put it on a sign. Warby. I love them. You can see the hymen. They're also x-rayed.
Stace, how do I get this fucking front one lit? I got this back one's lit, but it's too low.
Is it the front left? Ebenezer Scrooge stove. I know, right? It's old school. There you go. Leave it like that. Don't even touch it. On the wall. That's for water. What's that? Oh, interesting. So you don't have to bring it to the sink that's two feet away. Classy. What's that? Oh, no, that's a gangster move.
That thing is a game changer. Oh, really? Yeah, it's a game changer because you don't realize how often you're making pasta and you need a little extra water. Or you make a bone broth. and you can add water that way. I'm obsessed with that.
L.A. over here, huh?
When I'm bone brothing, for sure. You guys don't cook? No. Nah. You think that's because you live in New York? Yes. Really? There's nowhere to cook. True. Well, some of the best chefs are in New York. That's true. I follow a lot of chefs that cook in New York. But not in their apartment. Yeah. I cooked in New York when I lived in New York. A lot? Yeah, all the time. I love cooking.
I love cooking for people. Like, I genuinely love cooking for people.
Like a dinner party?
Yeah. Oh. Like, for my birthday this year, part of me was like, I should cook. Because I enjoy, I think it, for whatever reason, doing two things at once allows me to kind of slow down my brain.
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Chapter 3: What funny stories do they share about farts?
I'm a stud with white people? Yes. That's just Titanic. I think you got something there. Thank you. Above the rim, it's just white guys. Above the rim, juice. Yeah, it's called outside the three-point line.
Caitlin Clark's the star. I'm turning on and off ovens on accident. All right, I'm going to put some of this in here. What are they doing? I hate that my wife and daughter laugh harder at you than they do at me. They're like, no, he's funny. You're watching Matt Reif. All right, I think we can go straight to this. Ooh, baby. This is our roux. Nice. Yeah, this is gonna be good.
Whoa, mama.
This is See, this is a simple dad move, Mark, that I learned when I had kids, is make your own homemade mac and cheese, and it really fucking kicks it up a notch.
I make four things. Mac and cheese is one of them.
Mac and cheese. Baked, though. Baked mac and cheese. Baked mac and cheese is the move. Can I get more cheese, too? Isla. More cheese. Yeah, because I'm going to put it on top. Oh. Oh, my God. Oh my God, this looks so fucking good. This is a pimento cheese mac and cheese. Drink it, pussy. Dude.
How about that Hunter Biden getting out? Yeah. He should do an episode.
I would love to have him. Can I tell you, I sleep on stuff like news stuff because I just, I don't care.
Yeah.
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