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Something’s Burning: Fatherly Advice and Current Events with Mark Normand and Big Jay | S4 E19
07 Jan 2025
Chapter 1: What meal are they preparing in Nashville?
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I'm so stupid.
Oh, no. You're so stupid. No, good news, you caught it. That's it. Oh, what is that supposed to mean? It means I'm blocking you completely. Shut up, Stacey. Remember when everybody said, oh, good, I looked five minutes ago? And I blanked out, Mark. Do you want a drink? Do you want a drink? Yeah, a little bit. Yeah, I'd love a drink. Hey, let's do a drink. Let's do a drink.
Aggressive drinking.
I'll take a vodka soda.
I'll take, oh, have you ever had porosos?
I've never heard of it. Oh, really? Shots of porosos and something to chase it with that's gayer.
Yes. Oh, yuck. All right. You farting in front of David Cross. By the way, can I tell you that you and David Cross were perfect comedy? Because I couldn't tell if it was a bit or not. He hated me. He really did hate you. Yeah. But in like the, like when you farted and he got up to leave. He walked. And he was like, and you were like, sorry, I didn't see it coming. He was like, you leaned over.
Well, we're comedians. I've never seen a comedian who doesn't like a fart.
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Chapter 2: What are the ingredients for Nashville Hot Chicken?
Exactly. They're pores. Pores on whores. Simple follicles. Warby Parker, glasses so good you can see the hair follicles in a child's pussy. Yeah. There you go. I don't know. Warby, where are you? Put it on a sign. Warby. I love them. You can see the hymen. They're also x-rayed.
Stace, how do I get this fucking front one lit? I got this back one's lit, but it's too low.
Is it the front left? Ebenezer Scrooge stove. I know, right? It's old school. There you go. Leave it like that. Don't even touch it. On the wall. That's for water. What's that? Oh, interesting. So you don't have to bring it to the sink that's two feet away. Classy. What's that? Oh, no, that's a gangster move.
That thing is a game changer. Oh, really? Yeah, it's a game changer because you don't realize how often you're making pasta and you need a little extra water. Or you make a bone broth. and you can add water that way. I'm obsessed with that.
L.A. over here, huh?
When I'm bone brothing, for sure. You guys don't cook? No. Nah. You think that's because you live in New York? Yes. Really? There's nowhere to cook. True. Well, some of the best chefs are in New York. That's true. I follow a lot of chefs that cook in New York. But not in their apartment. Yeah. I cooked in New York when I lived in New York. A lot? Yeah, all the time. I love cooking.
I love cooking for people. Like, I genuinely love cooking for people.
Like a dinner party?
Yeah. Oh. Like, for my birthday this year, part of me was like, I should cook. Because I enjoy, I think it, for whatever reason, doing two things at once allows me to kind of slow down my brain.
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Chapter 3: What funny stories do they share about farts?
I'm a stud with white people? Yes. That's just Titanic. I think you got something there. Thank you. Above the rim, it's just white guys. Above the rim, juice. Yeah, it's called outside the three-point line.
Caitlin Clark's the star. I'm turning on and off ovens on accident. All right, I'm going to put some of this in here. What are they doing? I hate that my wife and daughter laugh harder at you than they do at me. They're like, no, he's funny. You're watching Matt Reif. All right, I think we can go straight to this. Ooh, baby. This is our roux. Nice. Yeah, this is gonna be good.
Whoa, mama.
This is See, this is a simple dad move, Mark, that I learned when I had kids, is make your own homemade mac and cheese, and it really fucking kicks it up a notch.
I make four things. Mac and cheese is one of them.
Mac and cheese. Baked, though. Baked mac and cheese. Baked mac and cheese is the move. Can I get more cheese, too? Isla. More cheese. Yeah, because I'm going to put it on top. Oh. Oh, my God. Oh my God, this looks so fucking good. This is a pimento cheese mac and cheese. Drink it, pussy. Dude.
How about that Hunter Biden getting out? Yeah. He should do an episode.
I would love to have him. Can I tell you, I sleep on stuff like news stuff because I just, I don't care.
Yeah.
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