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Something’s Burning: Hot Gossip + History Lessons with Jack Osbourne + Nick Viall | S4 E25

18 Feb 2025

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Chapter 1: What is the Two Bears 5K event?

0.109 - 19.458 Bert Kreischer

Hey guys, quick reminder about the Two Bears 5K with me, Tommy, and Jelly Roll in Tampa. May 4th at Raymond James Stadium. Do not miss out on the early bird pricing because that will go away at the end of the month. Prices rise on March 1st. Get off the couch. Get on Strava. Jelly's on there. They'll get you to a 5K. You can do it with us. Meet us in Tampa. Go to TwoBears5K.com to register.

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Las Vegas. I'll be at Resorts World Theater March 21st and 22nd. My special drops March 18th. Let's get lucky. What's sweet in here?

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28.122 - 28.722 Host

Something sweet.

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You put sugar in this? Hey, something's burning. Something's burning. Something's burning. Jack, you've been, you're not partying, right? No, no. You've been sober for a long time. Nearly 22 years. What? Yeah. 22 years? Yeah. 22 years? Yeah. But do you believe in the stuff that you got in your DNA?

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Yes, I do.

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Yeah, I do, but... Oh, thank you.

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Yeah, but I think it's... Yes, and I also think that, like, you could have no addiction in your family, and then all of a sudden it can just present itself. Like, dude, I had a friend. His dad was, like, a highfalutin Illinois lawyer, like, political power player. Didn't touch anything until his, like, he retired at 55 and became, like, a full crackhead.

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Just, like, lost everything, went to prison. Like, wildest story. That happens with pain pills a lot.

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Yes, yes. A lot. Pain pills sneak up on you.

Chapter 2: How did Jack and Nick meet?

Chapter 3: What is Jack Osbourne's experience with sobriety?

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I don't know. You want to? I mean, it was badass. We were in New Zealand.

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New Zealand is otherworldly, isn't it?

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And it was beautiful. It was awesome. But yeah, we filmed in summertime, but it's winter for them. So it was like Special Forces op training, like winter style. So the whole time was like below zero. And we were, I mean, I was hypothermic for three days in a row. Yeah, you got cold. I got really cold. I had that extra baby fur seal layer, so I was good.

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Well, that's the thing. I'm like... I'm kind of a particular eater. Are you really? They feed you prison food. And they deliberately put it, it looks terrible, it tastes terrible, and you have to get your calories because they're just cranking you 18 hours a day. And I just wasn't getting the calories.

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Can I tell you, I would love that. I would love, I love restrictions. I love restrictions. I love when you go... Here's the deal. This is all you're getting. And then I go, cool, no choices. The hardest part of dieting, and I know me and you probably struggled. You were younger. It's the most horrible time to struggle with your weight. It's on camera in front of the world.

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And acne embraces the whole thing. But it's crazy – I would diet, and I would go into like, see what I could eat, and I would just go like, too many options, and then I'd get overwhelmed. I'd go, I just won't eat. And it would turn into like a weird bit of an eating disorder, where I was like, I guess I don't eat today. You know? So I love restrictions. You wouldn't do the show?

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No, I'd do this show in a heartbeat.

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You should do it, dude. Honestly, it is fucking wild, and it's, yeah, it's an ass kicker. They'll beat the shit out of you, but no matter how far you go, you'll be... For real? How many weeks did you guys do? It's eight days. Eight days?

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Yeah, people say that like eight days, like they're surprised. It's 18-hour days, and you're going 100% the entire time, and there is no stopping. You're not eating, and they're just kicking the shit out of you and literally torturing you. Oh, man, we had quite a... We had Blac Chyna. We had Tom Sandoval. We had... Jojo Siwa. Jojo Siwa.

Chapter 4: What is the new shawarma cake recipe being discussed?

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What did you make for Tim Dillon?

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I made a mayonnaise-covered salmon.

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I saw that clip, yeah.

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And he was like, it's fucking disgusting. And it was pretty bad.

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3047.873 - 3056.538 Jelly Roll

But I will say, it was pretty disgusting. A mayonnaise-covered salmon. It doesn't need to be perfect, guys.

3056.558 - 3067.485 Bert Kreischer

It just needs to be good. And I'm not going to say it's going to be good. I believe it will be good. I have all the faith. I think you're like, do you like Mediterranean food? I do. Yeah.

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It looks like if you like that stuff, it'd be great.

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Yeah. Do you not like that stuff?

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I don't like that stuff. I like that. I like that. Hold on.

Chapter 5: What are the challenges faced on the Special Forces show?

Chapter 6: How do celebrities handle fame differently today?

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And within, she opened it for like 10, 15 minutes, and it was like 4,000 people all asking for like, just horrific stuff.

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I mean, the pervs aren't in the streets, they're online.

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Goddamn. This is true. Let me wash my hands, I just picked my nose. Okay. I just caught myself doing it, and I was like, yeah.

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I should learn from that. My wife would appreciate that.

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I don't wash my hands for everyone. All right, we're going to start building this out. This is going to be so cool. So what I'm thinking about doing is I'm heating these up, and I'm thinking about piping tzatziki inside. The pita, okay? So we go pita, tzatziki inside the pita, baba ganoush, garlic sauce, pickled onions, then a meat.

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And I'm thinking we go four stories and then cover it with hummus. I swear to God I have to do that. This reminds me of the episode of Friends where he has like the meat pie and Joey just eats it. Do you guys watch food stuff online at all? A little bit, yeah. A little bit? Yeah.

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Really?

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What's your diet like? What's your diet like?

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I have like the admittedly like. I love anything grilled online. Pretty much. Like I'll eat anything grilled.

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