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Something’s Burning: Jews Can’t Handle Spice with Adam Ray, Cam Heyward, + Rich Eisen | S5 E01

25 Feb 2025

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Chapter 1: What are the highlights of Shinedown's Dance Kid Dance Tour?

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This episode is brought to you by Shinedown's Dance Kid Dance Tour featuring special guests Bush and Morgan Wade. Shinedown's Dance Kid Dance Tour kicks off July 19th at Boston's TD Garden and makes stops at some of the most iconic venues across the country. This is Shinedown's biggest tour yet featuring Second Chance.

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sound of madness and all the classics you'll love alongside some of the never before performed deep cuts. And of course the mind blowing production and pyro, the band is known for, and I am telling you, I've seen that firsthand. We saw them on tour. The whole, our whole group saw them and it was one of the most amazing shows.

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And if you are one of those people that's lived under a rock and are unfamiliar with shine down, check out Burt cast number six 23. They play acoustic. I'm telling you, Zach, is what they call a prodigy guitar. He is amazing. He is brilliant. And by the way, they're bringing Bush with you. Are you kidding me? Morgan Wade? This is a night you're not going to want to miss.

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For a full list of dates and to secure your tickets right now, visit Shinedown.com. Hey, guys, quick reminder about the Two Bears 5K with me, Tommy, and Jelly Roll in Tampa, May 4th at Raymond James Stadium. Do not miss out on the early bird pricing because that will go away at the end of the month. Prices rise on March 1st. Get off the couch. Get on Strava. Jelly's on there.

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They'll get you to a 5K. You can do it with us. Meet us in Tampa. Go to TwoBears5K.com to register. Las Vegas. I'll be at Resorts World Theater March 21st and 22nd. My special drops March 18th. Let's get lucky. Oh, I actually heard there's a Jewish dish I do like. A Kegel. Oh, my God. It's a Kegel. Hey, you like Kegels?

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I'm bringing Cam to my mom's next Passover dinner. Mrs. Ray, I heard about your Kegels, and I am fired up. Your Kegels.

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That's right. Mrs. Ray's Kegels will blow your mind. That's right.

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That was a great interview with that guy, that kid. Yeah, Jaden Daniels. Jaden Daniels. Yeah. He did not. Do you know who Jaden Daniels was? I did not, but I played it off. I was good. You were great. I was good. Hitting on his mother in a way. Casually. He's younger than me. He asked Jaden Daniels, how old's your mom? Nice. Which is definitely for a guy. Not cool, bro. Not cool.

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It's not cool, but also for a guy that's been asked a million questions this year alone, from the combine to the draft to the season to the playoffs. He probably hasn't been asked that question, though.

Chapter 2: What funny moments happened during the cooking segment?

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I'll sit here and talk. I'll get you and Jimmy Johns on the way. I'm not interested in that, whatever he's cutting up right now. Jalapeno? Nope. Oh, my God. I can't do anything hot. Give a Jew a jalapeno. Oh, my God.

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I cannot do anything hot. My kids want me to go on hot ones in the worst way. You've got to. I wouldn't last more than three minutes. That might be a great episode. Would it really? Oh, yeah. Wait, Adam, are you Jewish? I don't think I like the way you asked that. I know. That was accusatory. Wait, let me do it. Let me see. Can we cut? Do we take two of them? Do you want to eat more?

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Do you want to eat more? You're not Jewish, right? Oh, yeah. You must get that, though, because your name is Kreischer. My first Hollywood deal... I signed the deal. And then they go, we'd love to bring you out to LA. We want to do a big meeting. Bring you in. And I go, cool. And I get in and they go, hey, this is very nice of you to do this on Yom Kippur. And I went, I'm not Jewish.

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And they went, you're not? I went, no. Did you get the job still or no? I was like, no, I meant my mom's not Jewish. Good save. Way to cover yourself. And they're like, oh, cool. I was like, neither is my dad, though. Wait, are you Jewish? No. Okay. I didn't like the way you said that. Wow. Comes back around. No, I grew up with a lot of Jewish kids.

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Does this story get better? Nice. It's an anytime bit. I like it. Remember we talked about this last time we were on the pod, the anytime bit. Yeah. Anytime somebody starts a story, a couple beats in. Does it get any better? Yeah. My dad used to play against a lot of Jewish kids. When he was in college, he would go to the local JCC and go dunk on them.

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Wow. Historically, many Jewish basketball players have been dunked on.

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100%.

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Hold on. This is funnier than you're allowing it to be. To dunk on. You've got to close your eyes and visualize a bunch of Jews in yarmulkes doing belch passes. My man. They still tell me about it. They're like, yeah, your dad used to kill him at the JCC. Damn. I'm going to crash up these eggs and put some eggs in there. I know you love eggs. Who doesn't love eggs, you know? Holy shit.

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When was the last time you had potato salad? Not for a while. Certainly not with dill or muck and pickle.

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