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Something’s Burning: Kissing and Making Up with Bobby Lee + Shapel Lacey | S4 E21

21 Jan 2025

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Chapter 1: What upcoming shows do the hosts have?

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What's up, everybody? I've got some shows coming up. February 8th in New Orleans at the UNO Lakefront Arena for the big game. That's Saturday night, not Sunday night. Me, Nikki Glaser, Tony Hinchcliffe, and Adam Ray as Dr. Phil, and huge surprise guests. Then in Vegas in March, 21st and 22nd at Resorts World Theater. And finally, oh, Canada. I'm coming to you.

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Winnipeg, Halifax, Calgary, and Vancouver. It's me, Whitney Cummings, Miss Pat, and Derek Stroop. Go to burpburpburp.com for all of them. You got to cut that part out. When I said it was true, in a weird way, it would be worse.

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Can I ask you a question? Yes. Is that Rob Lowe? No. Because last week, you said that you're going to do it with Rob Lowe.

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Yeah, Rob Lowe canceled.

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And then you canceled. You got me. And then I showed up, and this is not Rob Lowe. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's kind of similar. We're both good looking. Also, can I just say another thing? Yeah. I'm being real, okay? Yeah. Ask him to not, because at the comedy store, he's super racist towards me. Whoa! And just tell him. Bobby, how dare you?

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And tell him, don't do the things that he did at the comedy store to me now, because it's not good for television. I spent the week on a bus with this man. Do I have a racist bone in my body?

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Not at all.

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At all. And I know he doesn't because he's got Martin Luther King hanging in his bus. Did you bring up Koreans? No. On the bus? No.

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That's his thing.

Chapter 2: What was the controversy with Rob Lowe?

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Wait, both of you, stop. I'm going to have to start drinking.

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I'm on Ozempic. Sorry about that. I can't eat this.

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You can't eat this?

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No, you can eat this. That has nothing to do with Ozempic. Ozempic? How long have you been on Ozempic? Two months. Do you like it? Yeah, I feel good. You look younger.

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Do you really? No. Hey, guys, Michael Yeo's coming down. You want to say hi? No, really? Yeah.

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Why? Does he live here?

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No, he's with...

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No, he's with Leigh-Anne. They were doing a podcast. Oh, nice. Michael Yeo's here? I love Michael Yeo. Michael! No, no, get him away from me. Bobby, you like everybody. Stop playing. He always does this shit where he's like, I don't like you. Michael Yeo's like our kid if we had a kid. He is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He is. Yeah. Yeah. Wait, is he Korean?

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I don't know. He's some sort of Asian, no? Yeo is Chinese. Yeah, Chinese. He's Chinese. No, he's Korean. He's Korean. He's Korean? He's Korean? Yeah, yeah. That was a racist pop-up ad.

Chapter 3: How do cultural backgrounds affect friendships?

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Snack Daddy. Yeah, on YouTube. Yes. Yeah, on my YouTube page.

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Leanne and I were at home last night. She goes, I'm going up to watch Michael Yeo's special. She goes, you want to come? I said, I'll be up in a second. And I got stuck on this fucking documentary about this guy, Brian Johnson, who's trying to extend his life and not die. Oh, wait.

Chapter 6: What comedic moments arise from their conversations?

Chapter 7: What is the significance of the kiss in the episode?

Chapter 8: How do the hosts navigate their differences?

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What's up, everybody? I've got some shows coming up. February 8th in New Orleans at the UNO Lakefront Arena for the big game. That's Saturday night, not Sunday night. Me, Nikki Glaser, Tony Hinchcliffe, and Adam Ray as Dr. Phil, and huge surprise guests. Then in Vegas in March, 21st and 22nd at Resorts World Theater. And finally, oh, Canada. I'm coming to you.

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19.076 - 34.347 Bert Kreischer

Winnipeg, Halifax, Calgary, and Vancouver. It's me, Whitney Cummings, Miss Pat, and Derek Stroop. Go to burpburpburp.com for all of them. You got to cut that part out. When I said it was true, in a weird way, it would be worse.

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Can I ask you a question? Yes. Is that Rob Lowe? No. Because last week, you said that you're going to do it with Rob Lowe.

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48.431 - 49.171 Bert Kreischer

Yeah, Rob Lowe canceled.

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And then you canceled. You got me. And then I showed up, and this is not Rob Lowe. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's kind of similar. We're both good looking. Also, can I just say another thing? Yeah. I'm being real, okay? Yeah. Ask him to not, because at the comedy store, he's super racist towards me. Whoa! And just tell him. Bobby, how dare you?

68.524 - 79.866 Host

And tell him, don't do the things that he did at the comedy store to me now, because it's not good for television. I spent the week on a bus with this man. Do I have a racist bone in my body?

79.906 - 80.728 Bert Kreischer

Not at all.

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At all. And I know he doesn't because he's got Martin Luther King hanging in his bus. Did you bring up Koreans? No. On the bus? No.

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That's his thing.

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