@Betches
Episodes
You Need To Watch Heated Rivalry
26 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On this week’s @Betches, Aleen, Jordana, and Sami kick things off with the internet microculture moment you NEED to know: Heated Rivalry, the must w...
Does Plastic Surgery Actually Fix Body Dysmorphia?
19 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On this week’s @Betches, Aleen, Jordana, and Sami are back back back again and kick things off with Aleen opening up about her mommy makeover journe...
Did Taylor Swift Pay To Snag A Bride’s Date?
12 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On this week’s @Betches, Sami and Jordana hold down the fort with a full catch up. Sami tests the “Cool Girl” monologue from Gone Girl, the duo ...
Is Spotify Wrapped Lying To Us?
05 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on @Betches, Sami and Aleen break down their Spotify Wrapped and find out why their listening age is…78? They crown their picks for Betch ...
Reacting To The Security Fail At The Wicked Premiere
21 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on @betches, Aleen and Jordana hold it down while Sami jets to Morocco. They debate whether a trip with kids actually counts as a vacation, ...
Why Kris Jenner's Party Felt Like The Hunger Games
14 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on @Betches, Aleen, Jordana, and Sami go full debrief on Kris Jenner’s 70th, a Bond-themed, billionaire-level bash at the Bezos mansion, c...
Hilary Duff Wants To Impress The Gays
07 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on @ betches, Sami and Jordana kick things off with a full Sabrina Carpenter concert debrief and why stage presence, vocals, and how the “...
How We Built Betches From Our Dorm Room Blog To Legacy Brand
04 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On this special episode of @Betches, sponsored by Hulu’s All’s Fair, Sami, Jordana, and Aleen take a trip down memory lane to share how Betches wa...
Is Katy Perry B-List or A-List?
31 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
HAPPY HALLOWEEN! This week on @Betches, Aleen, Jordana, and Sami ask the age old question: Are psychological thrillers better than supernatural horror...
Our Wild (But Plausible) Theories on Who Stole the Louvre Jewels
24 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on @betches, Jordana kicks it off with a major life update: two Baby Betches are on the way as she shares a pregnancy announcement!!! Then, ...
Should Selena Gomez Have Invited Her Kidney Donor To Her Wedding?
17 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on @ Betches, Sami, Jordana, and Aleen open with a heartfelt tribute to Diane Keaton, celebrating her legacy, timeless filmography, and the ...
The Real Meaning Behind Taylor Swift’s “Cancelled!” & Who It Is About
10 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on @Betches, Sami and Aleen unpack the cultural storm that is Taylor Swift’s Life of a Showgirl. They debate whether Taylor’s latest son...
Unpacking Nicole Kidman & Keith Urban’s Shocking Divorce
03 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on @ Betches, Sami, Jordana & Aleen dive into Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban’s shocking divorce after 19 years of marriage. Was Nicole blin...
Harry Styles Is Running Everywhere But Into A Studio
26 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on @Betches, Sami, Jordana, and Aleen cover everyone’s favorite athletic event: laying down for a little bit. They recap Harry Styles’ l...
Is Taylor Frankie Paul the Bachelorette’s Final Hail Mary?
19 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on @betches, Sami, Jordana, and Aleen dive into Bachelor Nation’s most shocking twist yet: Taylor Frankie Paul is officially The Bachelore...
Is “Trad-Edge” The New Autumn Aesthetic?
12 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on @ Betches, Sami, Jordana, and Aleen are back to unpack the end of wedding season. From Alexia Umansky’s star-studded nuptials (where ex...
Is Sydney Sweeney Making a Mistake?
05 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on @ betches, Sami, Jordana, and Aleen take a trip down memory lane to revisit the most iconic Instagram posts of all time and reveal whic...
Unpacking Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce’s Engagement Frenzy
29 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on @ betches, Sami and Jordana discuss their week off in ~Ibitha~ and the sheer joy of order chicken tenders at the club at 2am. They then d...
Betches Video Club: What Is The Best Rom Com Of All Time?
22 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hey Betches! We’re taking a little summer R&R this week, so we’re handing over the feed to our hilarious coworkers at Betches Video Club. They’v...
The Marketing Machine Behind Taylor & Travis
15 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on @Betches, Sami & Jordana recap their Mumford & Sons concert and Marcus Mumford’s unexpected “wait, he’s hot now?” glow up. Then...
Saying Goodbye to Carrie Bradshaw
08 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On this week’s episode of @Betches, Sami, Aleen, and Jordana are finally back together and there’s a lot to catch up on. Sami shares the magical e...
Breaking Down Sydney Sweeney’s American Eagle Ad Drama
03 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On this week on @betches, Sami and Aleen break down the reaction to Sydney Sweeney’s now infamous American Eagle ad campaign. Is it just a bad pun, ...
Unpacking The Coldplay CEO Affair Fall Out
25 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On this week of @Betches, Sami and Jordana reveal Sami's true career calling - an unlicensed dog psychologist. Then, they deep dive into the social pl...
Breaking Down the Justin & Hailey Bieber Drama
18 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on @Betches, Aleen, Jordana, and Sami unpack the 2025 Emmy’s snubs and reveal hot takes on Justin Bieber’s latest album. Then, they deep...
What Actually Happened on Love Island This Week?
11 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on @ Betches, Aleen, Sami, and Jordana unpack a very busy news week by focusing on the latest hit piece- there are $400 melons in grocery st...
Will Fashion SURVIVE this Vogue Shake Up?
04 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on @Betches, Aleen, Jordana, and Sami unpack the rollercoaster of questions that was the Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez wedding. Then, they r...
Inside the $50 Million Jeff Bezos Wedding Weekend
27 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on @Betches, Jordana, Sami, and Aleen dive into the ridiculous, rumored, and very real details of Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez’s multi-mi...
The White Lotus Pay Reveal is SHOCKING
20 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on @Betches, Sami and Jordana give their top 2025 summer romcom book recs. Then, they unpack their watch of the week, Apple TV's Echo Valle...
Why Are Celebrities Carrying Furry Monsters on Birkins?
13 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on @Betches, Jordana and Aleen review this year’s Tony Awards (Sarah Snook pleaseee follow Aleen back). Then, they reveal their watches of...
Is Taylor Teasing Something Bigger Than Rep TV?
06 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Jordana, Aleen, and Sami are talking bird families, baby barbers, and billionaires (spoiler: Hailey Bieber). Then, they reveal their watche...
The Side of GLP-1 No One Talks About
30 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Sami and Jordana have an earnest conversation about Sami's experience about being on a GLP-1. They deep dive into diet culture, body neutra...
What's Going On Between Hailey & Justin Bieber?
23 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Aleen, Jordana, and Sami talk New York Knicks, vermin, and fancy brand name pronunciations. Then, they unpack Justin Bieber’s weird insta...
The Dangers Of Being An Influencer
16 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Jordana, Sami, and Aleen unpack the HBO rebrand and the on-going Beckham family drama. Then, they deep dive into the story of Sydney Towle,...
Justin Bieber Speculations Only
09 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Aleen and Jordana talk about making the Ad Week Creative 100 and how Gen Z has claimed the West Village for themselves. Then, they unpack t...
Why Is Bill Belichick's Girlfriend Doing This??
02 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Jordana, Aleen, and Sami talk about the peaks and pits of their last week, including the U Up? Live Show and Aleen’s friend’s Vegas we...
Hot Vermin Summer
25 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Sami and Jordana reveal their past week in a headline. Spoiler alert: more vermin! Then, they play Pope Fiction where they decide if a prom...
We Came, We Saw, We Pondered: Katy Perry in Orbit & 'The Valley' Season 2 Breakdown
18 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week Sami, Aleen, and Jordana chatted about what brought them joy ranging from a new season of Black Mirror to Blue Origin Katy Perry memes. Then...
White Lotus Affair Rumors, A Hershey’s Chocolate Movie, and Sami’s Traitorous Birthday Party
11 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week Sami, Aleen, and Jordana create headlines for their week that range from Sami’s birthday to Jordana’s tick anxiety. Then, they talk abou...
The White Lotus Recap: Season 3 Episode 8 (Amor Fati)
07 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
@Betches will be back this Friday! But first... In our final White Lotus recap, we’re sending off Season 3 with a bang. Host Sami Sage is joined by ...
The White Lotus Recap: Season 3 Episode 7 (Killer Instincts)
31 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We hope you're enjoying your stay with us at The White Lotus—just don't get too comfortable. On this week's episode, host Sami Sage (@sami) is joine...
The White Lotus Recap: Season 3 Episode 6 (Denials)
24 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, guests Kate Kennedy (@katekennedy) and Lindsay Silberman (@lindsaysilb) are checking in with host Sami Sage (@sami) for a super-sized episo...
@B*tches with Allen + Georgina
21 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Aleen and Jordana hard launch Jordana’s new dog to the pod and then they talk about their must-watches of the week- Severance and Adolesc...
The White Lotus Recap: Season 3 Episode 5 (Full-Moon Party)
17 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The jungle is empty and all the (party) animals are at The White Lotus. This week, host Sami Sage is joined by pop culture enthusiasts Lex Niko (@lexn...
King Charles Gets A Pod, Ben Affleck's Jen Drama, & Timmy and Kylie's Tennis Outing
14 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Jordana and Sami discuss the news that King Charles is finally a podcaster, with his new show "The Music Room" - and the unexpected revelat...
The White Lotus Recap: Season 3 Episode 4 (Hide or Seek)
10 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, host Sami Sage is joined by author, former White House Deputy Chief of Staff, and co-host of the Hysteria podcast, Alyssa Mastromonaco, for...
Oscars Highlights & Reviewing With Love, Meghan
07 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Jordana and Sami compare notes on their best and worst moments from Sunday's Academy Awards, including Cynthia and Ariana's Wicked performa...
The White Lotus Recap: Season 3 Episode 3 (The Meaning of Dreams)
03 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Week 3 of our stay here at The White Lotus and we're starting to feel that slow burn... This week, Emma Diamond and Julie Kramer of the Comments by Ce...
Fyre Fest 2, Monica Lewinsky’s Comeback, & Hilaria Baldwin Commits To The Bit
28 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Aleen and Sami begin with a tribute to Michelle Trachtenberg, in light of her tragic passing on Wednesday. Then, they unpack the news that ...
The White Lotus Recap: Season 3 Episode 2 (Special Treatments)
24 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week at The White Lotus: writer, influencer, DJ, and White Lotus superfan Tinx (@tinx) joins Sami Sage in the studio to dish all things Episode 2...
SNL 50, Blake Lively's Amended Complaint, & Meghan Markle's As Ever
21 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Sami catches Jordana up on her recent ski trip (she's come a long way from that first attempt). Then, they share their thoughts on SNL's re...
The White Lotus Recap: Season 3 Episode 1 (Same Spirits, New Forms)
17 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Pack your bags (and your alibis), because The White Lotus is back and darker than ever. In this premiere episode of The @Betches White Lotus Recap Pod...
Kendrick's Halftime Show Victory Lap, Travis Embarrases Taylor, & Betches 14th Bday
14 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Aleen and Jordana celebrate Betches’ 14th birthday, reminisce about their early days growing the company, and announce the launch of Alee...
Mad About The Betch Valentine's Day Special, Presented by Peacock
13 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This bonus episode of @Betches is sponsored by Bridget Jones: Mad About The Boy, streaming exclusively on Peacock. Aleen, Jordana, and Sami share the...
Beyonce's Grammys Success, Analyzing Blake Lively, & The Fall Of Emilia Pérez
07 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Aleen, Jordana, and Sami share their highlights from the Grammys and dissect Taylor's outfit for hidden meanings. Then, after having read t...
Taylor Swift Engagement Rumors, Meryl Streep’s Great Escape, & Chanel Ayan’s Survivor Mixup
31 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Aleen, Jordana, and Sami analyze the latest pap photos and rumors around Taylor Swift’s potential engagement to Travis Kelce. Could a pai...
Is TikTok Different Now?, Unpacking Justin Baldoni's Lawsuit, & Emilia Pérez Sweeps Oscar Noms
24 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Aleen, Jordana, and Sami share where they were when TikTok went dark, their theories about how the app is changing, and their favorite meme...
Speidi's Big Comeback, The Traitors Season 3, And... Musical Guest Lil Timmy Tim?
17 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Sami shares her chilling Facebook hacking experience with Aleen and Jordana, before getting into the headlines. First, Heidi and Spencer ha...
Nikki Glaser's Triumphant Night, Reviewing The Substance, & Jennifer Aydin's Jersey Mike Meltdown
10 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Aleen, Jordana, and Sami discuss their favorite Golden Globes moments: Nikki Glaser's impeccable hosting prowess, Demi Moore and Zoe Saldañ...
Blake V. Justin, Angelina V. Brad, & Is Meghan Markle The New Martha Stewart?
03 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Happy New Year, Betch! Aleen, Jordana, and Sami get caught up on the latest pop culture news, starting with the latest in the Blake Lively and Justin ...
2025 Pop Culture Predictions & New Years Resolutions
27 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It’s the last week of the year, so Aleen, Jordana, and Sami are here to share their holiday plans and personal resolutions for 2025. Then, they make...
Betches Partners With NFL, Travis Splurges On Taylor’s 35th, & Hawk Tuah Is In Trouble
20 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Aleen, Jordana, and Sami kick things off with the exciting news that Betches is now an official media partner of the NFL! Speaking of footb...
Selena & Benny Get Engaged, Jack Schlossberg Is Babygirl Of The Year, & Lindsay Lohan's New Look
13 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Aleen, Jordana, and Sami jump straight into their favorite story of the week: Selena Gomez’s engagement to Benny Blanco - and her perfect...
Betch Of The Year Nominees, Does Wicked Live Up To The Hype?, & JonBenet Ramsey Theories
06 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Betch of the Year issue is live! Aleen, Sami, and Jordana kick off this week’s episode with a breakdown of some of their favorite categories and...
Betches Book Club, Presented By Nutella Biscuits: Such A Bad Influence, Part 4 (Ch 25-End)
02 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back to the Betches Book Club, presented by Nutella Biscuits! This week, Aleen, Jordana, and Sami cover chapters 25 to the end of Such a Bad I...
Holding Space & Giving Thanks
29 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Thanksgiving, Betch. This week, Aleen, Jordana, and Sami share their plans for the holiday and compare notes on festive dishes. Are Brussels spr...
Betches Book Club, Presented By Nutella Biscuits: Such A Bad Influence, Part 3 (Ch 17-24)
25 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back to the Betches Book Club, presented by Nutella Biscuits! This week, Aleen, Jordana, and Sami cover chapters 17-24 of Such a Bad Influenc...
Paul Mescal's Realistic Hot Guy Era, Kim K's Tesla Robot Photoshoot, & Dorit Goes Scorched Earth
22 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Sami and Aleen have theories for just about everything: JonBenét Ramsey's killer, the link between last year's Roman Empire meme and this ...
Betches Book Club, Presented By Nutella Biscuits: Such A Bad Influence, Part 2 (Ch 9-16)
18 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back to the Betches Book Club, presented by Nutella Biscuits! This week, Aleen, Jordana, and Sami cover chapters 9-16 of Such a Bad Influence ...
Is John Krasinski The Sexiest Man?, Mattel's Wicked Misprint, & Armie Hammer's Vasectomy Birthday Gift
15 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Sami shares some dog updates with Aleen and Jordana, before they get into the stories of the week. First up is People's Sexiest Man Alive, ...
Betches Book Club, Presented By Nutella Biscuits: Such A Bad Influence, Part 1 (Ch 1-8)
11 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to the first episode of the Betches Book Club, presented by Nutella Biscuits! This week, Aleen, Jordana, and Sami dive into the first 8 chapte...
Martha Stewart, M. Night Shyamalan, & The Betches Book Club
08 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Aleen, Sami, and Jordana are here to distract you - and themselves - from the news cycle with a deep dive into the new Martha Stewart docum...
Timmy Crashes His Lookalike Contest, Zoë & Channing Call It Quits, & Nick Cannon Says Mariah Carey Is An “Alpha”
31 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Aleen and Jordana celebrate Halloween in the studio in matching Carmela and Tony Soprano costumes (check @aleen and @jordanaabraham on IG f...
The Kardashians’ Wicked Screening, Is Justin Bieber Suing His Former Business Managers? And J Lo’s Ex Speaks Out
25 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
While Aleen’s off in LA, Jordana and Sami debate the pros and cons of the LA vs. NY lifestyles. Next, the Betches Canceled Plans issue is officially...
The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Betch Of The Year Kick Off & The Many Lies On TV
18 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Sami, Aleen, and Jordana are all in the studio celebrating its fabulous renovation! Before catching up, they take a moment to reflect on th...
JLo Speaks Out, Taylor Swift's Billion-Dollar Moment, & Tell Me Lies Thoughts
11 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Sami and Jordana cover the latest headlines while Aleen takes care of business. First up, Sami shares her rave challah reviews, it was so d...
Lana Del Rey Gets Married, Adam Brody Is A Hot Rabbi, & Nicole Kidman Goes Psychosexual
04 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Sami accidentally made 6 challah for Rosh Hashanah, Jordana shares her harrowing onion chopping accident, and Aleen reminisces about the wa...
Ellen Fumbles Her Farewell Special, Diddy’s Legal Troubles Continue, & Did Ryan Murphy Do The Menendez Story Justice?
26 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Sami fills Aleen and Jordana in on her experience at Charli XCX and Troye Sivan’s Sweat tour at MSG featuring Lorde and Addison Rae, and ...
Mormon Wives, Diddy’s Arrest, And Kate Middleton’s Uncanny Video
19 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Aleen, Jordana, and Sami talk about their recent experience playing tennis together, and Sami walks them through the high drama of her HOA....
Taylor Sweeps The VMAs, Selena Gomez Joins The Billionaire Club, JLo And Matt Damon Hold Hands, And Everything Wrong With The Perfect Couple
12 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Sami, Aleen, and Jordana catch up on airplane shoe etiquette (on or off in the bathroom?) before diving into last night’s VMAs, from live...
Are Taylor And Travis Having A PR Breakup? Is Chappell Roan Our Most Authentic Pop Girlie? And The Launch Of Betches Sports
05 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, we kick things off with Jordana’s peak and pit of France, Aleen’s celeb citing at Oh, Mary on Broadway, and Sami’s anniversary gift d...
Does Bethany Frankel Know Who Danielle Olivera Is?, Are The Kardashians Selling Tea?, And Lana Del Rey’s Alligator Tour Guide Boyfriend
29 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Jordana’s in France, but Sami is back from DC and catches Aleen up on her time at the DNC, including those Beyoncé rumors. Aleen shares ...
J Lo Files For Divorce, Everyone Wants To Be Demure, & Dakota Johnson Is Still Consciously Coupled With Chris Martin
22 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Sami is away at the Bravocon of politics (aka the DNC), so Aleen and Jordana are here to cover this week’s headlines. Aleen kicks things ...
Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni’s PR War, Matthew Perry’s Doctors Arrested, And Netflix’s New Laci Peterson Docuseries
15 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Sami, Jordana, and Aleen wish Ben Affleck a very happy 52nd birthday, and share their theories on JLo’s recent public sightings with Ben ...
Blake Lively & Ryan Reynolds Media Domination, Does The Cast Of “It Ends With Us” Hate Justin Baldoni?, & The Disappointing House Of The Dragon Finale
08 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Sami, Jordana, and Aleen kick things off with two very important discussions: which fast food chicken place is the best, and would you have...
Simone Biles’ Olympic Gold Clap Back, Ballerina Farm Responds, And Carl Radke’s New Venture
01 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Sami, Aleen, and Jordana kick things off with their favorite Olympics moments so far, including the US Women’s gymnastics team’s incred...
JLo’s Bridgerton Bday, Prince William’s $31 Million Salary, & Presumed Innocent Finale Thoughts
25 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Aleen, Jordana, and Sami jump right into it with the latest Bennifer updates. JLo’s in the Hamptons celebrating her 55th bday with an ext...
Maurico’s Mystery Woman, Tom Sandoval Sues Ariana, And Kate Middleton Goes To Wimbledon
18 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, we’re kicking things off with a huge congrats to Sami for reaching number two on the NYT Best Seller list with Democracy In Retrograde! T...
Lindsay Vs. Dorinda, Gypsy Rose Is Pregnant, And Ellen Is Done With Show Biz
11 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Aleen is back from Greece with a hot take about Mykonos, and an even hotter sunscreen conspiracy theory that she needs Sami and Jordana to ...
Celine’s Documentary, Has Bennifer Been Over Since March?, And Lindsay And Carl Head Back To Summer House
04 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Aleen may be in Greece, but Jordana is looking tan, which according to her dermatologist is *not* a compliment. Sami reveals her meteorolog...
JLo Flies Commercial, Mindy Kaling’s Baby News, And Hugh Grant Comes Out As A Swiftie
27 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Sami’s in LA for VidCon, so Jordana and Aleen are here to discuss all the stories of the week. Jordana kicks things off with a recap of her failed a...
Lindsay And Carl Dominate The Reunion, Justin Timberlake Gets Arrested, And Joe Alwyn Finally Speaks
20 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Aleen, Jordana, and Sami are coming to you from the Spotify studio at Cannes Lions! They kick off the episode with some highlights from the...
Mr. and Mrs. Smallest Man Who Ever Lived, Are Ben and Jen The Same As Lindsay And Carl? And The Summer House Finale
13 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Betches are getting ready to head to Cannes next week! They’re ready for a week at Spotify Beach, where Jordana and Jared are going to be on a p...
JLO’s Weird PR Moves, The Baldwins’ New Show, And Lindsay VS Carl
06 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
All 3 betches are together IRL, and we have a lot to discuss today. So much news, so little time. JLO canceled her tour and tbh, we’re not distraugh...
Are Nepo Babies The New Socialites? JLo’s Feisty Clap back, And Our VPR Finale Debrief
30 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We’re back betch and glad it’s a short week. Sami, Jordana and Aleen recap their Memorial Day Weekend and then give their congrats to Sofia Richie...
Is This The End Of Bennifer? Does Anne Hathaway Need To Calma? And ScarJo VS AI
23 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Cheers betch, it’s almost Memorial Day Weekend. It’s about to be the summer of Betches. Aleen’s oldest, Mila is ready for the pool and Jorda...
King Charles’ Scary Portrait, Hailey Bieber’s Pregnancy Announcement, And Sophie Turner Tells All
16 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Aleen is back from across the pond, which makes it perfect timing to discuss King Charles’ scary new royal portrait… It’s giving Carrie at prom....
Met Gala Recap, Tom Brady’s Epic Roast, And WTF is Going On With Drake and Kendrick?!
09 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Aleen’s across the pond, but Sami and Jordana are here IRL. Guess what? Jordana moved again… lucky number 7! Now onto the event of the year… fas...
White House Correspondents Dinner Recap, MET Gala Predictions, And Barbra Streisand’s Ozempic Comments
02 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We begin today’s episode with Sami’s celeb sightings and peak and pit from her time at the White House last week. Hint, one includes Jon Hamm. The...
Taylor Swift’s Tortured Poetry, Is Kylie Jenner *Actually* Pregnant?, and Our Baby Reindeer Debrief
25 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Sami kicks off today’s episode coming at you live from DC. Then onto the album on everyone’s lips… The Tortured Poets Department, and what are ...
The Tortured Poets Album Leak, The Not So Shocking Golden Bach Divorce, And Caitlin Clark’s Our MVP
18 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The original recipe is back, IRL. Aleen kicks things off with a revelation that one day, some day, she *will* turn 40, but at least she has a trip to ...