Trashfuture x Better Offline: Goosed In The Shell
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It is with great excitement that I would like to announce the newest joint venture in the high-tech world between Crash Future Podcast Limited, formerly Oil Warehouse, formerly NFT Tax Loss Harvesting Service, formerly I believe several kinds of consulting firm and maybe a private investigator and our good friends at Better Offline and of course I'm representing the SoftBank Zitron merger we did earlier in the year in which case I am now technically Masayoshi-san's son and so we are related he is my father and I am his son now I am Masayoshi-san we are all Masayoshi-san on some level welcome to Better Offline and Trash Future at the same time
Yeah, it's TF.
X-Zitron. Oh, it's beautiful. I'm so excited to announce that between our two shows, which are our independent company and iHeart, we're actually going to be building... Look, Meta and Blue Owl have said they're going to be building a data center, an AI data center the size of, I believe, several Manhattans. Well, we... are building a podcast generating data center that will cover 19 Staten Islands and cost only $1 trillion and is expected to generate upwards of $50 a year. People are telling me, you're on too many podcasts, November. And I will not stop. Not only am I starting more podcasts, but I'm also folding more into the existing podcast. So pretty soon, everything will be Trash Future. Yes. So Aaron's trying to stop us from building the data center, saying that it's not viable.
And to that, I say to him, well, have you ever started a business that's been successful? No, you haven't. So shut the fuck up. We all know. That's one of the two things that can happen in New York City. Yeah, I mean, this is a really obvious thing when you look at Zoran Mamdani. You look at that guy and you say, that guy doesn't know a thing about being successful. I'm pretty certain that guy's never succeeded at anything. Yeah, he's truly disliked by New Yorkers. That's the thing that I hear from them. They're not just like welling up with pride over his 4th of July speech. They don't love the fact that he fixed the Williamsburg thing. bike lane no no no it's all just everyone sitting in their apartments in Connecticut where they live most of the time other than the one day of the year where they come into New York to complain well okay I did say 19 Staten Islands what if we data centered over Staten Island and just made it 19 stories actually based on everything I know about Staten Island the people there might approve but they might just be like ah fuck it we've done our best we've automated Staten Island
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Chapters
4 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–7:51
2
What is the SoftBank shareholder slide deck 'goose' metaphor and why does it matter?
7:51–29:44
3
How does the episode explain SoftBank as the 'goose' and Masayoshi Son as the 'gander'?
29:44–40:42
4
Why does the presentation claim 'goose value zero' and what is 'goose math'?
40:42–1:10:27