Bitch Bible
Episodes
Guilt-free Pleasures
21 Jun 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie goes in deep on some reality television commentary as she spends a Monday night in a robe with a few too many cocktails recapping your faves fr...
Moronic & Platonic with Dan Kramer
15 Jun 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie and her wishfully neglected BFF Dan Kramer (not gay) discuss the intricacies of platonic relationships and pros and cons. Pro: he buys you dinn...
Over Indulged with Annie Lawless
08 Jun 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie and Annie Lawless break down all things health and wellness and bitchiness - Is there a natural supplement on the same level of Xanax? Did Gigi...
Bridezilla Chronicles
01 Jun 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie hits the road with only her pup and the voices in her head to start planning her impending nuptials. Whilst deep in the trenches of wedding ven...
Lonely & Horny with Jake & Amir
24 May 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie and the sexy comedic duo Jake & Amir of "Lonely and Horny" (peep it on Vimeo) break down the new Bachelorette bros, rate themselves on ...
Girl Boss with Liz Carey
17 May 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie and GIRLBOSS Liz Carey sip on rose and discuss very important matters such as diversity in wedding parties, Blac Chyna and Rob's gross situatio...
Can You Not? with Kate Siegel and Kim Friedman of 'Crazy Jewish Mom'
11 May 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie sits down with the duo behind Crazy Jewish Mom, Kate Siegel and mom Kim Friedman. Grab your matzo balls and get ready for a roller coaster cove...
Of a Certain Breed with Dorothy Wang
03 May 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie gets into it with #RichKid Dorothy Wang as they break down Lemonade, how to be better on Instagram (not an LC, not yet a Britney), and dish on ...
Off the Beam with Greg Bennett
26 Apr 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie and friend Greg Bennett embark on a humiliating journey podcasting in public. They drink lukewarm champagne, insult innocent bystanders and rej...
Dr. Schimmel - Breaking Dawn, Pt. 2
20 Apr 2016
Contributed by Lukas
It's music to your ears - Part 2 of our latest Dr. Schimmel session. Prepare your Lexapro prescription pad and a stiff drink, because some bitches are...
Snatchy & C*nty with Amy Philips
13 Apr 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie and her soul sister Amy Philips break down everything Bravo and pop culture, from Housewives (including Potomac #ugh) to the fact that Cara Del...
When in Doute with Kristen Doute
05 Apr 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie binges in some seriously scalding hot tea (bank robbery, botox and incest, OH MY!) with Kristen Doute before they go on a much deserved Kennedy...
Dr. Schimmel - Breaking Dawn, Pt. 1
30 Mar 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Dr. Schimmel is back in session and she is not holding back. Tune into some bitches getting burnt on how they should live their lives (there is only o...
It Takes Two... Xanax with Stassi Schroeder
22 Mar 2016
Contributed by Lukas
THE BITCH IS BACK! Stassi Schroeder, friend of the pod, joins Jackie in another bitch sesh where they get into all things Vanderpump, black magic and ...
Ménage a Duh with Brandy Howard and Julie Goldman
16 Mar 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie is joined by her favorite TV duo Brandy Howard and Julie Goldman of the People's Couch and the Pump Rules after show and they dissect the cast ...
Hurt People, Hurt People
09 Mar 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie and her turbo-bitch cousin Jo do a roundup of all things Housewives, Vanderpump, and Bachelor and the two take it #TOOFAR when trying to make c...
Please Don't Sue Me
02 Mar 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie and her hott mom Christie break down The Bachelor, perks of promiscuity and reminisce over the time Jackie's 85 year old grandma admitted to ha...
The Hoe Whisperer with guest Cardi B
23 Feb 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie gets "turnt" with Cardi B from 'Love & Hip Hop.' In this highly informative podcast, we learn the risks of illegally plumping your ass,...
Anti Squad Goals
16 Feb 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie and her best bitches Rooty and Heidi discuss the Grammys, the Bachelor, how to handle a public digestive trauma and why Taylor Swift and them w...
Blue Collar Balls with Nicole Aimee Schreiber
10 Feb 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie sits down with comedian Nicole Aimee Schreiber whom she met amidst her first bar altercation. They discuss the Super Bowl, Valentine's Day and ...
Unloveable with Michelle Collins
03 Feb 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie lets Michelle Collins take a break from her duties on 'The View' as they recap all things Bachelor, talk about the best chain restaurant to hav...
For the Wrong Reasons
27 Jan 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie and her producer Yimu sit down to discuss all things Bachelor and Pump Rules. We explain why Olivia and her cankles are iconic, the downfalls o...
That's So Retrograde with Elizabeth Kott and Stephanie Simbari
19 Jan 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie is joined by wellness gurus Elizabeth Kott and Stephanie Simbari to enlighten a bitch. They teach us what the fuck retrograde is, how to manife...
Homo She Didn't
13 Jan 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie is joined by her homosexual life partner Max Bronner as they passionately recap 'The Bachelor' and 'Vanderpump Rules.' Max also comes to Jackie...
Dr. Schimmel Feat. Heather Dubrow
05 Jan 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie takes calls in yet another failed attempt to help her listeners find their bitchiest selves. THEN Jackies BFF Heather Dubrow helps Dr. Schimmel...
Gone Girls with Kirsten Doute
22 Dec 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie and Kristen Doute from Vanderpump Rules bond over Bloody Mary's and discuss the trials and triumphs of cyber stalking at it's finest. Jackie sh...
Bye Felicia! with Scheana Shay
15 Dec 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie continues her Vanderpump Holiday Extravaganza with Scheana Shay as they talk all through the Victoria's Secret fashion show, their mutual feeli...
STASSI + JACKIE 4EVER with Stassi Schroeder
08 Dec 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie and her new best friend Stassi Schroeder talk about Yolanda's breakup, the beauty (and beast) of ultimatums, Kylie Jenner (ugh), and Stassi lea...
Everybody Goops with Caroline Goldfarb of @officialseanpenn
01 Dec 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie is joined by the esteemed Caroline Goldfarb (@officialseanpenn) as they break down the glory of the AMA's, convulse violently while going throu...
God Save the Bitch
17 Nov 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie delights listeners with another audio diary recorded during her adventures abroad. From shoplifting scones to awkward celebrity encounters and ...
Honesty is the Bitchiest Policy with Bresha Webb
10 Nov 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie is joined by actress Bresha Webb of NBC's new show "Truth Be Told" as they navigate through proper neighbor etiquette, wedding crashing, and ...
Boss Ass Bitch with Dana Cody
03 Nov 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie gets into it with one of the baddest bitches she knows: Dana Cody of Oxygen's new series Boss Nails. They talk about how Jackie thinks 'bitch' ...
Dr. Schimmel Part Trois
27 Oct 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Third time's the charm - it's another fan-fave Dr. Schimmel episode where Jackie takes calls and answers questions from her bitches across the country...
Les MisérOMFG with Emily Foster and Deanna Raphael
20 Oct 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie is joined by her favorite podcast duo Emily Foster and Deanna Raphael from OMFG! They mourn the loss of Leonardo diCaprio's bachelorhood, unpac...
Deceased
13 Oct 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie and Kingsley become fast and furious friends in this episode where they discuss important topics like the tragedy of the existence of ice sculp...
Jackie Down Under with Joel Creasey
06 Oct 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie and her new fave Aussie comedian Joel Creasey break down body shaming, thigh brows, and where the hell Mischa Barton has been hiding. Jackie al...
Sugar Daddies and Chocolate Dreams with Milan Christopher
29 Sep 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie sits down with the ultimate chocolate dreamsicle Milan Christopher and swirly sparks fly. They lend personal tips on landing a sugar daddy, rec...
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Humper with Dan Fleming
22 Sep 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie and friend Dan Fleming discuss pop culture, the perks of endless pasta and how modern romance can go terribly wrong. From Dan's firsthand exper...
New Year, Same Bitch
15 Sep 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie celebrates Rosh Hashanah, the Jewish New Year, and tries to reflect and repent for her wrongdoings. From eating crab cakes at temple, to vowing...
Tinderella with Austin Kearns
08 Sep 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie and her first boyfriend/former nemesis Austin Kearns rekindle their love flame while discussing where their relationship went wrong and teach o...
Medium Rare Bitch with medium Monica Ten-Kate
01 Sep 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie is joined by her favorite medium Monica Ten-Kate from ABC Family's 'Monica the Medium' where they discuss how much her lifestyle mirrors that o...
Dr. Schimmel, Part Deux
25 Aug 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Dr. Schimmel is back in the office, answering her fans' calls and letters with only the bitchiest wisdom. Never without an inspirational quote, Jackie...
Bitching Naked with Amy Paffrath
18 Aug 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie talks with Amy Paffrath, host of VH1's Dating Naked, about millennial dating, playing the field and protecting your orifices whilst in the nude...
Zombies and Sex and Theft, Oh My! with Emily Kinney
11 Aug 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Emily Kinney from 'The Walking Dead' and 'Masters of Sex' joins Jackie in her pivotal Kardashian Kleanse, unsubscribing from all things kontour, krop ...
If You're Listening to This It's Too Late with Charlamagne tha God
04 Aug 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie gets turnt with Charlamagne tha God in the most unfiltered podcast to date. She learns why black guys aren't into her AND we hear straight from...
Dr. Schimmel
28 Jul 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie takes her first callers in this wisdom-filled podcast as she answers listener questions and gives advice on living your best, bitchiest self.Se...
Jackie and the City
21 Jul 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Jetsetter Jackie is off to New York City for an appearance on Watch What Happens Live and she gives us a bitchy play by play in this week's audio diar...
Bachelorette Recap!
14 Jul 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie is joined by her producer Yimu as they recap last night's Bachelorette episode and give their bitchy opinions as to who they think will win Kai...
Do It Yourself, Bitch! with Mr. Kate
30 Jun 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie becomes acquainted with her crafty side with guest Mr. Kate as she drops some fun and non-basic DIY tips. Jackie and Kate also analyze some of ...
#WIFEY
23 Jun 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie talks getting wifed with her one rational married friend Heidi and gives listeners a game plan on securing a rock (no side baguettes). Jackie a...
Girl Interrupted with Brooks Wheelan
16 Jun 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie desperately struggles to connect with comedian and SNL alum Brooks Wheelan in this slightly awkward podcast where he calls her out on her menta...
Death, Denial and Double Taps with Jen Kirkman
09 Jun 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie consults comedian Jen Kirkman on dying alone, possessed children and other pressing feminist issues. Jackie also delights listeners with her re...
No New Friends with Heather McDonald
26 May 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie sits down with her former employer and funny bitch Heather McDonald. They discuss strategies to get cast on The Real Housewives, become part of...
Coco Schimmel with Eric Himel
12 May 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie and celebrity stylist Eric Himel break down the importance of personal style, human anatomy, and confront Kylie Jenner on her recent slandering...
Crazy, Not Sexy, Cool
05 May 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie, her Mom and Aunt talk about the pros and cons of playing the "cool girl". They also discuss boobs, embarrassing college experiences and other ...
Turtle Time with Amy Phillips
28 Apr 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie recoups from Coachella with comedian Amy Phillips. Together they analyze Jackie's anger towards Gwyneth Paltrow, unsolicited dick pics and all ...
Cinderchella
21 Apr 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie faces her biggest fear of crowds, polyester crop tops and drinking alcohol out of plastic drink ware at her first music festival in this intima...
The Young and the Reckless
14 Apr 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie and childhood BFF Briana take this podcast down memory lane as they reminisce on their awkward stages, ex boyfriends and drunken college mishap...
The Other Sister
07 Apr 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie and her sister from the same mister discuss celeb ties, life plagues, and why the Easter bunny is probably on Megan's Law.See Privacy Policy at...
Real Bitches of Beverly Hills with Lucas Cruikshank and Matt Fawcus
31 Mar 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie sips rosé with Lucas Cruikshank and Matt Fawcus as they passionately recap this season of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Life isn't all dia...
Pretty Hurts
24 Mar 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie, her unfiltered cousin Joanna and her hot mess Grandma Gloria bitch it out over all things fashion, style and general promiscuity.See Privacy P...
Celtic Woman
17 Mar 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Happy St. Patrick's Day, bitches! Jackie and her Celtic bestie get into the holiday spirit by downing Guinness and talking all things Irish.See Privac...
Have Fun in Iowa
12 Mar 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie psycho-analyzes 'The Bachelor' final rose ceremony in this exclusive, 2 day late recap with fellow Bachelor superfan and practical stranger Lau...
Conditional Love
10 Mar 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie drags her pear shaped boyfriend Andrew into a one-sided discussion on life, love and the harsh realities of commitment.See Privacy Policy at ht...
The Mo The Merrier
24 Feb 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie and her gusband (gay husband) Max discuss everything you wanted to know about the relationship between a bitch and her 'mo.See Privacy Policy a...
All About That Basic
17 Feb 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie learns the hard way that she is indeed a "basic" bitch - yoga pants, Mayfair filter and all.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and...
50 Shades of Cray
10 Feb 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie sits down with the woman that shaped her into the bitch she is today - her mother!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and Californi...