Bitch Bible
Episodes
XMAS SPECTACULAR WITH STASSI SCHROEDER
25 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie celebrates with friend Stassi Schroeder and talks holidays, wedding plans, Vanderpump Rules and a bunch of other stuff they both can't remember...
Hair of The Dog
18 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie sits down with celebrity hairstylist Scotty Cunha to talk about his Lindsay Lohan insider information, his take on the Jackie vs. Kylie Jenner ...
Everybody's Obsessed With Me
13 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie passionately breaks down Vanderpump Rules, the creepy nature of holiday music and why we should all aspire to be as content as Britney Jean.See...
A Latke and Too Much Vodka
04 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie has one too many festive cocktails and embarks on a Scrooge-adjacent rant about Ariana Grande, Amanda Bynes and why the Victoria's Secret Fashi...
The Truth Hurts
27 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie answers listener calls and offers her charming brand of constructive mild verbal abuse. It's not lovely but it sure is inspiring.See Privacy Po...
Gobble Gobble Bitches
20 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie mentally prepares for Winter festivities, awkward family gatherings, LVP's departure and aesthetic improvements.See Privacy Policy at https://a...
The Return (Again) of Morgan Stewart
15 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie and Morgan Stewart catch up by doing what they do best: rapid fire shit talk with a self aware edge. Whether you are considering rhinoplasty, f...
Superfluous
06 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie sheds light to a penile epidemic sweeping the nation, shares her worst in flight experiences and reminds everybody to spice up their damn life....
Apologies In Advance
30 Oct 2018
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Jackie recounts her recent social encounters, pays homage to her favorite celebrities and alienates 96% of her listeners.See Privacy Policy at https:/...
WOKE
25 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie takes a mental health day and finds spiritual guidance from Jayden Smith, recovers from a problematic bikini wax and gives the Real Housewives ...
Sweetener
16 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie mourns the union of Pete Davidson and Ariana Grande, psychoanalyzes the downfall of Amanda Bynes and talks about her childhood as a civil right...
Angry Girls Do It Better
12 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie discusses Mariah Carey, annoying pregnant women, the resurgence of her shopping problem and why Adam Brody should probably get into porn.See Pr...
Mischa and Lilo and Gaga OH MY!
09 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie addresses Marissa Cooper joining "The Hills", Lindsay Lohan's attempted kidnapping, reviews "A Star is Born" and delights listeners with some p...
When Jerry Met Jackie with Jerry O'Connell
02 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie chats with Jerry O'Connell about all things housewives like the passionate experts they are. Jackie and Jerry also prank call Stassi Schroeder!...
Hai Guyz!
28 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie recaps the week including her new affair with a contractor, praise for Kim Richards and new plans on becoming a popstar.See Privacy Policy at h...
Help Me, Help You.
26 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie answers calls from the Bitch Hotline and has a few mental breakdowns. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy N...
Baby Looks Back
21 Sep 2018
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Jackie talks about her upcoming high school reunion and reminisces on her wonder years. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and Califo...
Atonement Lewks
20 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie celebrates Yom Kippur the day of atonement by deflecting her own wrongdoings. She discusses how the Fall solstice ruins lives, the groundbreaki...
Spanx on a Plane
15 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie is back on American soil and recaps her trip, all the pop culture happenings she missed and why she shouldn't carry mace. See Privacy Policy a...
Arrivederci B*tches!
28 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie chronicles her pre-flight meltdown, controversial social opinions and housewife evaluations while chugging wine and taking Zyrtec.See Privacy P...
Batsh*t Crazy with guest Thom Vest
21 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie day drinks with crazy friend Thom Vest (who currently lives in Carole Radziwill's former LA home) to chat housewives, mental stability, verbal ...
Barely Lesbian with Erin Foster
16 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie sits down with Erin Foster to talk dating, relationships, self love and trial lesbianism. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy an...
Die In a Fire
08 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie recaps RHOC, The Bachelorette, breaks her kleanse and why wall decals and fake foliage are a major red flag. See Privacy Policy at https://art...
Housewife Homage
03 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie recaps RHONY (and that hellish trip to Columbia), RHOC, The Bachelorette (kinda) and Southern Charm.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/pri...
A Look Inward
26 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie is flying solo this week and delights listeners with stories from her drunken weekend, that time she got abused by a homeless woman and explore...
Big D*ck Energy with guest Jilly Hendrix
19 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie explores all the principles of "big dick energy" with friend Jilly Hendrix. They also chat Kylie's Forbes cover and Housewife updates! See Pri...
Meet Nell
11 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie has had a weekend of solitude and enters back into civilization by assessing Justin's Bieber's upcoming nuptials, why pregnant woman are the wo...
Hotline Bling
03 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie answers calls from her new BITCH BIBLE HOTLINE and gives listeners the brutal advice they so desperately need. See Privacy Policy at https://a...
Age Sex Location with guest John Ryan
29 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie sits down with John Ryan to peel back the layers of the male brain. They talk music, red flags and unwarranted psychoanalysis. See Privacy Pol...
What’s Going On?
27 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie enters yet another dangerous stream of consciousness. She sheds light on the Bellino divorce drama, forms a Make a Wish Foundation initiative a...
Day Drinking with Teddi Mellencamp
20 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie and Real Housewife of Beverly Hills Teddi Mellencamp day drink and recap The Bachelorette, child rearing and how to stay down to earth-ish.See ...
Get Low with Michael Rapaport
13 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie sits down with Michael Rapaport to discuss Kanye's new album, housewife all stars, and how to handle internet trolls. Show Michael some love an...
Swan Song with Brandy Howard and Julie Goldman from 'Dumb Gay Politics'
05 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie day drinks with Brandy Howard and Julie Goldman from "Dumb Gay Politics" and hilarity ensues. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy ...
My Loneliness Is Thrilling Me.
29 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie gets abandoned by her scheduled guest and enters a stream of conscious rant, none of which she remembers. See Privacy Policy at https://art19....
It’s All Crappening with 'Watch What Crappens' Ronnie Karam and Ben Mandelker
24 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie and Ronnie Karam and Ben Mandelker from "Watch What Crappens" go down the rabbit hole that will satiate even the thirstiest Bravo-holics. ...
Olive Branches Are For A**holes with Ruth Anne Cunningham
15 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie is joined by bff, Rabbi wrangler and singer Ruth Anne Cunningham to discuss psychotic relationship behavior, Taylor Swift vs Katy Perry and wha...
Help Me, Help You.
08 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie Schimmel calls listeners and gives unsolicited advice and as a reprieve prank calls close friends and family members. See Privacy Policy at ...
Cardi B. Talks Illegal Butt Implants with Elizabeth Kott and Stephanie Simbari from 'Thats So Retrograde'
01 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie sits down with Elizabeth Kott and Steph Simbari from "That's So Retrograde" and discusses wellness and resurrects an old Cardi B. interview in...
Family Values
25 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie Schimmel sits down with her "free spirited" cousin Jo to discuss the art of sexting, why not to be a volunteer mom and makes a case for Team Ri...
Money Can't Buy You Guests
10 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie embarks on a self-reflective journey that rivals Justin Bieber's "purpose" and will leave you both enlightened, confused and shaking for an ape...
Showgirls with Annabelle DeSisto from 'Adderall and Compliments'
03 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie sits down with Annabelle DeSisto and discusses forgotten cinematic triumphs, why people should stop procreating, and speculate who the f*ck BIT...
Love, Baby.
27 Mar 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie sits down with her best friend Max and forgets she is podcasting. They discuss how to handle being dumped on a plane, share coming out stories ...
Accountable As F*ck with Teddi Mellencamp
20 Mar 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie and Real Housewife Teddi Mellencamp go in deep on Beverly Hills drama, how to drink and lose weight and what to do if you're slapped on an airp...
I Don’t Ask For Much with Lauryn Evarts and Michael Bosstick of 'The Skinny Confidential'
13 Mar 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie is joined by spirit couple Lauryn Evarts and Michael Bosstick from The Skinny Confidential. They swap Gone Girl techniques, wellness tips and t...
Live, Laugh, Lu with Danny Pellegrino
06 Mar 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie has a full Bravo binge sesh with Danny Pellegrino. They discuss all star housewives, Leo Dicaprio's sexcapades and why they will probably pass ...
Valley of The Bitches with Heather McDonald
27 Feb 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie sits down with Heather McDonald to debrief on all things housewives, why being arrested is the new crop top and how to acquire an exorcism.See ...
Too. Much. Information.
20 Feb 2018
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Jackie enters a dangerous stream of conscious and discusses Fergie, incestual tattoos and brutally answers listener emails.See Privacy Policy at https...
87 Shades of Gray
13 Feb 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie sits down with legend Grandma Gloria to discuss pole dancing, recreational diet pill addictions and other brutal morsels of wisdom from the OG ...
She’s Back
06 Feb 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie makes her highly anticipated (not really) return and attempts to breeze into 2018 with the finesse of a young Grace Kelly. Until she is confron...
Lady of London with Caroline Stanbury
09 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie is joined by new bff Caroline Stanbury live from Dubai. They discuss Britney Spears God forsaken hair extensions, how to "date" Hugh Grant and...
Oh La La Loophole with Liza Owen
31 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie sits down with friend and singer Liza Owen and discuss Halloween costumes, Jelena and everything else you can't discuss at the dinner table.See...
Transparency Please
17 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie dissects the ridiculousness of social media, influencer manipulation and offers a plan to restore Real Housewives to its primal glory.See Pri...
I'm The Worst
10 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie is settled into London and pretending to have her shit together. If you are Harvey Weinstein or a member at PETA, please don't listen. See P...
Winning London with Stassi Schroeder
03 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie chats with Stassi Schroeder on their inevitable world domination. Jackie also discusses RHONJ, "Slutwalks" and rabies.See Privacy Policy at htt...
2 Bro's, 1 Bitch with Dan Fleming and Alex Rubenstein
20 Sep 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie chats with childhood friends Dan Fleming and Alex Rubinstein about celebrity splits, close encounters with Caitlyn Jenner and general shooting ...
Notes of Manila
12 Sep 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie talks wine tasting, how to spot red flags, Real Housewives and why everyone should invest in manila folders.See Privacy Policy at https://art19...
Look What You Made Me Do
31 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie painfully inducts Taylor Swift into the Bitch Hall of Fame while recapping the VMA's, describes why nude selfies don't do shit for feminism and...
Birthdayzilla
21 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie enters a stream of consciousness solo. She recaps all of her "stories" imparts some misguided wisdom and answers listener emails!See Privacy Po...
A Six and A Speidi with Spencer and Heidi Pratt
09 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie sits down with Spencer and Heidi Pratt to lift the veil on reality TV, manifestation gone wrong, pregnancy and how to legally squat in your rel...
Keep Eating
26 Jul 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie talks making babies, Real Housewives and consults Grandma Gloria for movie reviews.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and Californ...
Challah Back Girl
18 Jul 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie finally sits down with best friend Rooty to break down Beyonce, confesses her bridesmaid sins and how to hook a Rabbi.See Privacy Policy at htt...
Cringe Sweats
11 Jul 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie recaps Real Housewives of Orange County, Southern Charm and answers listener questions laced with passive aggression and major cringe sweats. O...
It's The Thought That Counts with Morgan Stewart
21 Jun 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie hangs with Morgan Stewart, talks about Bachelor in Paradise and why Taylor Swift might be a monster. It's the thought that counts?See Privacy P...
Eggs à la Française
13 Jun 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie breaks down all things Bravo and life philosophy with Ronnie and Ben from the Watch What Crappens podcast.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.c...
The Blushing Bitch with Lauryn Evarts and Michael Bosstick from 'The Skinny Confidential'
06 Jun 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie is back and married AF. She sits down with Lauryn Evarts and Michael Bosstick from The Skinny Confidential to break down the big day and exchan...
Get Out! with John Ryan
10 May 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie and her best man, John Ryan strategize a way for Jackie's future husband to get out of their upcoming nuptials. They also discuss dating deal b...
Doing The Lord's Work
04 May 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie breaks down Fyre Island, why Karlie Kloss should probably retire, nuptial red flags and drops some seriously stupid life philosophy. Sincerest ...
Livin It Up
26 Apr 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie updates listeners on being a bridezilla, no-Chella and her lust for carbohydrates.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and Californi...
36% Consensual
19 Apr 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie breaks down her wild Bachelorette weekend, Vanderpump Rules, RHOBH, RHONY and why you should live like someone has a Manila folder on you stash...
Perpetual Loner
04 Apr 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie breaks down Vanderpump Rules, why she will NEVER forgive Katherine Heigl, body shaming, bridezilla realness and answers listener emails!See Pri...
Please Send Flonase
29 Mar 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie and her cousin Joanna commiserate over matching sinus infections and discuss all things anal, Erika Jayne analysis and child rearing.See Privac...
That's So Not Raven
14 Mar 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie breaks down The Bachelor, Mischa Barton's potential sex tape, answers listener emails and offers up some signature brutal honesty.See Privacy P...
Pump & Glory with Katie Maloney
08 Mar 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie and Katie Maloney from Vanderpump Rules discuss Emma Watson's vagina, getting married and call Coto Insurance in hopes of getting internships.S...
Tuesdays With Morgy with Morgan Stewart
01 Mar 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie and Morgan Stewart have the ultimate full throttle bitch sesh. They discuss the Oscars (boring), trade Gone Girl stories and like 459 other tan...
Oops I Did It Again
21 Feb 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie ruins what remains of her likeability factor by paying homage to Britney Ever After, poking the beyhive and recapping The Bachelor.See Privacy ...
Jackie Gets Jaxed with Jax Taylor
14 Feb 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie celebrates Valentines Day with Jax Taylor from Vanderpump Rules. Jax offers up relationship advice while the two day drink and celebrate the co...
Quite Bitchy with Melissa Hermer
07 Feb 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie chats with Marissa Hermer from Ladies of London on forming a Lindsay Lohan accent, getting stung by the Beyhive and drama on the other side of ...
Schimmel Schroeder 2024 with Stassi Schroeder
31 Jan 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie and Stassi Schroeder drink champagne, forget they are being recorded and bitch about anything and everything.See Privacy Policy at https://art1...
Real Talk
24 Jan 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie is in a dark place after gaining weight after the stomach flu. Luckily she has her "stories" to recap aka RHOBH, Pump Rules and The Bachelor!Se...
A Star is Born with Brandy Howard, Julie Goldman, and Grandma Gloria
18 Jan 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie records her first live podcast with Brandy Howard and Julie Goldman and her overbearing Grandma Gloria. They talk Taylor Swift, The Bachelor, f...
What Would Corrine Do? with 'The Bachelor's Corinne Olympios
11 Jan 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie kicks off 2017 by recapping The Bachelor and expressing undying affection for Corrine and her forward antics and psycho analyzing the other con...
The B*tch That Stole Christmas
22 Dec 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie celebrates Chrismukkah early by spreading joy (not) on all things festive and annoying. From targeting innocent civilians, berating Bachelor co...
'Tis The Season
07 Dec 2016
Contributed by Lukas
'Tis the season to be bitchy, and in this episode Jackie helps you prepare for awkward family gatherings, potential breakups and gag worthy holiday ch...
#blessed
29 Nov 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie travels to the British countryside to embrace her outdoorsy side, become one with nature and once again reignite her love/jk total hate relatio...
Ladies of London with Caroline Stanbury, Caroline Fleming, and Adela King
21 Nov 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie sits down with Ladies of London, Caroline Stanbury, Caroline Fleming and Adela King to discuss their cultural differences. They chat this seaso...
Solo Yolo
15 Nov 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie viciously recaps Vanderpump Rules, Taylor Swifts new urban life and delights you with tangents aplenty in yet another solo mission.See Privacy ...
Drunk in Love
09 Nov 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie has a mysterious blue cocktail while getting her hair done and madness ensues. Expect tangents galore and overly passionate recaps of RHOC and ...
La Vida Lohan
03 Nov 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie pays the ultimate tribute to the freckly understated icon that is Lindsay Lohan by revisiting some of her best (worst) roles, newest business v...
Fourth Base
25 Oct 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie has her first homoerotic massage in London and lives to tell you about it. She also discusses John Mayers new business venture, why Anne Hathaw...
Cheerio Bitch!
19 Oct 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie is in London and purging on all her American passions. She gives a deep character analysis on Kelly Dodd, shares life lessons she's learned fro...
Swimfan with 'The Skinny Confidential's Lauryn Evarts
10 Oct 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie and Lauryn Evarts from The Skinny Confidential discuss their upcoming nuptials, how to handle high maintenance men and why fear is a solid foun...
Sorry Maddox with guest Yimu
27 Sep 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie sits down with former producer Yimu to hash out all things Brangelina, guidelines for dating an older man, pigeons and Jonbenet Ramsey. For the...
On Da Brink with Ta'Rhonda Jones
21 Sep 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie sits down with Empire's Ta'Rhonda Jones to discuss Jackie's dream of becoming a Korean pop star, what Golden Globe parties are really like, and...
Delusions of Grandeur with Rachael O'Brien
13 Sep 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie and comedian friend Rachael O'Brien showcase the long term benefits of being painfully delusional. They discuss annoying people at NYFW, why Ta...
Ladies Who Bitch with Becca Tobin, Keltie Knight and Jac Vanek of 'Ladygang'
07 Sep 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie and her new bffs from the Ladygang podcast (Becca Tobin, Keltie Knight & Jac Vanek) leave their manners at home and have a full throttl...
Adderall & Compliments with guest Annabelle DeSisto
24 Aug 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie is joined by Annabelle Desisto to discuss all their passionate feelings towards reality television, why cats lead to eternal singledom and the ...
Pity Party
16 Aug 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie and her notoriously bitchy cousin Joanna discuss lots of super real shit. Channeling Dr.Schimmel's philosophy that "laughter is the best medici...
F*ckin' Flossy with Morgan Stewart
26 Jul 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie sits down with Mrs. Boobs and Loubs and star of #RichKids, Morgan Stewart, to discuss all the important things in life like how Morgan stays so...
This is What You Came For with Dulce Sloan
19 Jul 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie sits down with comedian Dulce Sloan and discusses the dangers of Pokemon Go, Hiddleswift conspiracy theories and why finger lingering is the ne...
Too Much TV, Too Little Rosé
13 Jul 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie invites you into her libation fueled Monday television night marathon. She discusses all of today's pressing issues like feminism, the return o...