Bitch Bible

Isn't She Lovely!

02 Apr 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Jackie desperately tries to eradicate her previously questionable behavior by giving the world a wholesome (not really), informative (kinda) and intel...

Teppanyaki Tears

29 Mar 2019

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Jackie talks about literally everything and literally nothing. Fueled only by a solo teppanyaki breakfast, Jackie gives career advice, details on her ...

A Woman Unhinged

26 Mar 2019

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Jackie is back from Australia, jet-lagged and bitchier than ever. She recounts her unlucky flying history, Real Housewives and why Bermuda shorts are ...

The Unlikeability Factor

12 Mar 2019

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Jackie explains why Kylie Jenner is NOT "self made", why being likeable is the foundation of success; she also celebrates Jennifer Lopez and A-Rod's e...

I'm Off The Deep End

05 Mar 2019

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Jackie breaks down the Jordyn Woods/ Tristan Thompson tryst, salutes hero Danielle Staub, reminisces on her traumatic Bat Mitzvah decor and performs t...

Bitchy Breaking News

26 Feb 2019

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Jackie catches us up on all the breaking news stories from this week, finds her cause and makes up with frenemy Gwyneth Paltrow!See Privacy Policy at ...

The Return of Jax Taylor

19 Feb 2019

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Jackie gets "Jaxed" yet again by return guest Jax Taylor who talks wedding planning,  changing his ways and the benefits of weed.See Privacy Policy a...

In Margaret Josephs We Trust

12 Feb 2019

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Jackie hangs with Margaret Josephs from Real Housewives of New Jersey to talk about the season, marital woes, and how to break up with a toxic friend....

Beacon of Hope with Kristen Doute

05 Feb 2019

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Jackie sits down with Kristen Doute to talk Vanderpump Rules, Gone Girl hacker tips and to drop some serious truth bombs.See Privacy Policy at https:/...

Bitches By Blood

01 Feb 2019

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Jackie is joined by her unhinged cousin Jo to prank call her Grandma Gloria, answer listener dilemmas and break down the most polarizing pop culture f...

The More You Know with Teddi Mellencamp

29 Jan 2019

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Jackie and Teddi Mellencamp conduct a passionate analysis on the current Bachelor, peruse Urban Dictionary and chat about the upcoming season of RHOBH...

I Have A Dream...

22 Jan 2019

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Jackie expresses her deep love for Martin Luther King Jr, explains why everyone needs to back off Ariana Grande and shares some misguided tips on self...

Everything Iconic

15 Jan 2019

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Jackie explores her inner gay man with friend Danny Pellegrino as they do a major pop culture deep dive.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privac...

New Year, Same Bitch

08 Jan 2019

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Jackie greets 2019 with the same morally flexibility of years prior. She breaks down the post holiday blues, her friendship with Taylor Swift, the Gol...

XMAS SPECTACULAR WITH STASSI SCHROEDER

25 Dec 2018

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Jackie celebrates with friend Stassi Schroeder and talks holidays, wedding plans, Vanderpump Rules and a bunch of other stuff they both can't remember...

Hair of The Dog

18 Dec 2018

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Jackie sits down with celebrity hairstylist Scotty Cunha to talk about his Lindsay Lohan insider information, his take on the Jackie vs. Kylie Jenner ...

Everybody's Obsessed With Me

13 Dec 2018

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Jackie passionately breaks down Vanderpump Rules, the creepy nature of holiday music and why we should all aspire to be as content as Britney Jean.See...

A Latke and Too Much Vodka

04 Dec 2018

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Jackie has one too many festive cocktails and embarks on a Scrooge-adjacent rant about Ariana Grande, Amanda Bynes and why the Victoria's Secret Fashi...

The Truth Hurts

27 Nov 2018

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Jackie answers listener calls and offers her charming brand of constructive mild verbal abuse. It's not lovely but it sure is inspiring.See Privacy Po...

Gobble Gobble Bitches

20 Nov 2018

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Jackie mentally prepares for Winter festivities, awkward family gatherings, LVP's departure and aesthetic improvements.See Privacy Policy at https://a...

The Return (Again) of Morgan Stewart

15 Nov 2018

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Jackie and Morgan Stewart catch up by doing what they do best: rapid fire shit talk with a self aware edge. Whether you are considering rhinoplasty, f...

Superfluous

06 Nov 2018

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Jackie sheds light to a penile epidemic sweeping the nation, shares her worst in flight experiences and reminds everybody to spice up their damn life....

Apologies In Advance

30 Oct 2018

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Jackie recounts her recent social encounters, pays homage to her favorite celebrities and alienates 96% of her listeners.See Privacy Policy at https:/...

WOKE

25 Oct 2018

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Jackie takes a mental health day and finds spiritual guidance from Jayden Smith, recovers from a problematic bikini wax and gives the Real Housewives ...

Sweetener

16 Oct 2018

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Jackie mourns the union of Pete Davidson and Ariana Grande, psychoanalyzes the downfall of Amanda Bynes and talks about her childhood as a civil right...

Angry Girls Do It Better

12 Oct 2018

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Jackie discusses Mariah Carey, annoying pregnant women, the resurgence of her shopping problem and why Adam Brody should probably get into porn.See Pr...

Mischa and Lilo and Gaga OH MY!

09 Oct 2018

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Jackie addresses Marissa Cooper joining "The Hills", Lindsay Lohan's attempted kidnapping, reviews "A Star is Born" and delights listeners with some p...

When Jerry Met Jackie with Jerry O'Connell

02 Oct 2018

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Jackie chats with Jerry O'Connell about all things housewives like the passionate experts they are. Jackie and Jerry also prank call Stassi Schroeder!...

Hai Guyz!

28 Sep 2018

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Jackie recaps the week including her new affair with a contractor, praise for Kim Richards and new plans on becoming a popstar.See Privacy Policy at h...

Help Me, Help You.

26 Sep 2018

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Jackie answers calls from the Bitch Hotline and has a few mental breakdowns. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy N...

Baby Looks Back

21 Sep 2018

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Jackie talks about her upcoming high school reunion and reminisces on her wonder years.   See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and Califo...

Atonement Lewks

20 Sep 2018

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Jackie celebrates Yom Kippur the day of atonement by deflecting her own wrongdoings. She discusses how the Fall solstice ruins lives, the groundbreaki...

Spanx on a Plane

15 Sep 2018

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Jackie is back on American soil and recaps her trip, all the pop culture happenings she missed and why she shouldn't carry mace. See Privacy Policy a...

Arrivederci B*tches!

28 Aug 2018

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Jackie chronicles her pre-flight meltdown, controversial social opinions and housewife evaluations while chugging wine and taking Zyrtec.See Privacy P...

Batsh*t Crazy with guest Thom Vest

21 Aug 2018

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Jackie day drinks with crazy friend Thom Vest (who currently lives in Carole Radziwill's former LA home) to chat housewives, mental stability, verbal ...

Barely Lesbian with Erin Foster

16 Aug 2018

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Jackie sits down with Erin Foster to talk dating, relationships, self love and trial lesbianism.  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy an...

Die In a Fire

08 Aug 2018

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Jackie recaps RHOC, The Bachelorette, breaks her kleanse and why wall decals and fake foliage are a major red flag. See Privacy Policy at https://art...

Housewife Homage

03 Aug 2018

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Jackie recaps RHONY (and that hellish trip to Columbia), RHOC, The Bachelorette (kinda) and Southern Charm.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/pri...

A Look Inward

26 Jul 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Jackie is flying solo this week and delights listeners with stories from her drunken weekend, that time she got abused by a homeless woman and explore...

Big D*ck Energy with guest Jilly Hendrix

19 Jul 2018

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Jackie explores all the principles of "big dick energy" with friend Jilly Hendrix. They also chat Kylie's Forbes cover and Housewife updates! See Pri...

Meet Nell

11 Jul 2018

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Jackie has had a weekend of solitude and enters back into civilization by assessing Justin's Bieber's upcoming nuptials, why pregnant woman are the wo...

Hotline Bling

03 Jul 2018

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Jackie answers calls from her new BITCH BIBLE HOTLINE and gives listeners the brutal advice they so desperately need. See Privacy Policy at https://a...

Age Sex Location with guest John Ryan

29 Jun 2018

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Jackie sits down with John Ryan to peel back the layers of the male brain. They talk music, red flags and unwarranted psychoanalysis. See Privacy Pol...

What’s Going On?

27 Jun 2018

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Jackie enters yet another dangerous stream of consciousness. She sheds light on the Bellino divorce drama, forms a Make a Wish Foundation initiative a...

Day Drinking with Teddi Mellencamp

20 Jun 2018

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Jackie and Real Housewife of Beverly Hills Teddi Mellencamp day drink and recap The Bachelorette, child rearing and how to stay down to earth-ish.See ...

Get Low with Michael Rapaport

13 Jun 2018

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Jackie sits down with Michael Rapaport to discuss Kanye's new album, housewife all stars, and how to handle internet trolls. Show Michael some love an...

Swan Song with Brandy Howard and Julie Goldman from 'Dumb Gay Politics'

05 Jun 2018

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Jackie day drinks with Brandy Howard and Julie Goldman from "Dumb Gay Politics" and hilarity ensues. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy ...

My Loneliness Is Thrilling Me.

29 May 2018

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Jackie gets abandoned by her scheduled guest and enters a stream of conscious rant, none of which she remembers. See Privacy Policy at https://art19....

It’s All Crappening with 'Watch What Crappens' Ronnie Karam and Ben Mandelker

24 May 2018

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Jackie and Ronnie Karam and Ben Mandelker from "Watch What Crappens" go down the rabbit hole that will satiate even the thirstiest Bravo-holics.   ...

Olive Branches Are For A**holes with Ruth Anne Cunningham

15 May 2018

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Jackie is joined by bff, Rabbi wrangler and singer Ruth Anne Cunningham to discuss psychotic relationship behavior, Taylor Swift vs Katy Perry and wha...

Help Me, Help You.

08 May 2018

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Jackie Schimmel calls listeners and gives unsolicited advice and as a reprieve prank calls close friends and family members.  See Privacy Policy at ...

Cardi B. Talks Illegal Butt Implants with Elizabeth Kott and Stephanie Simbari from 'Thats So Retrograde'

01 May 2018

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Jackie sits down with Elizabeth Kott and Steph Simbari from "That's So Retrograde" and discusses wellness and resurrects an old Cardi B. interview in...

Family Values

25 Apr 2018

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Jackie Schimmel sits down with her "free spirited" cousin Jo to discuss the art of sexting, why not to be a volunteer mom and makes a case for Team Ri...

Money Can't Buy You Guests

10 Apr 2018

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Jackie embarks on a self-reflective journey that rivals Justin Bieber's "purpose" and will leave you both enlightened, confused and shaking for an ape...

Showgirls with Annabelle DeSisto from 'Adderall and Compliments'

03 Apr 2018

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Jackie sits down with Annabelle DeSisto and discusses forgotten cinematic triumphs, why people should stop procreating, and speculate who the f*ck BIT...

Love, Baby.

27 Mar 2018

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Jackie sits down with her best friend Max and forgets she is podcasting. They discuss how to handle being dumped on a plane, share coming out stories ...

Accountable As F*ck with Teddi Mellencamp

20 Mar 2018

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Jackie and Real Housewife Teddi Mellencamp go in deep on Beverly Hills drama, how to drink and lose weight and what to do if you're slapped on an airp...

I Don’t Ask For Much with Lauryn Evarts and Michael Bosstick of 'The Skinny Confidential'

13 Mar 2018

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Jackie is joined by spirit couple Lauryn Evarts and Michael Bosstick from The Skinny Confidential. They swap Gone Girl techniques, wellness tips and t...

Live, Laugh, Lu with Danny Pellegrino

06 Mar 2018

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Jackie has a full Bravo binge sesh with Danny Pellegrino. They discuss all star housewives, Leo Dicaprio's sexcapades and why they will probably pass ...

Valley of The Bitches with Heather McDonald

27 Feb 2018

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Jackie sits down with Heather McDonald to debrief on all things housewives, why being arrested is the new crop top and how to acquire an exorcism.See ...

Too. Much. Information.

20 Feb 2018

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Jackie enters a dangerous stream of conscious and discusses Fergie, incestual tattoos and brutally answers listener emails.See Privacy Policy at https...

87 Shades of Gray

13 Feb 2018

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Jackie sits down with legend Grandma Gloria to discuss pole dancing, recreational diet pill addictions and other brutal morsels of wisdom from the OG ...

She’s Back

06 Feb 2018

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Jackie makes her highly anticipated (not really) return and attempts to breeze into 2018 with the finesse of a young Grace Kelly. Until she is confron...

Lady of London with Caroline Stanbury

09 Nov 2017

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Jackie is joined by new bff Caroline Stanbury live from Dubai. They discuss Britney Spears God forsaken hair extensions, how to "date" Hugh Grant and...

Oh La La Loophole with Liza Owen

31 Oct 2017

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Jackie sits down with friend and singer Liza Owen and discuss Halloween costumes, Jelena and everything else you can't discuss at the dinner table.See...

Transparency Please

17 Oct 2017

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 Jackie dissects the ridiculousness of social media, influencer manipulation and offers a plan to restore Real Housewives to its primal glory.See Pri...

I'm The Worst

10 Oct 2017

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Jackie is settled into London and pretending to have her shit together. If you are Harvey Weinstein or a member at PETA, please don't listen. ​See P...

Winning London with Stassi Schroeder

03 Oct 2017

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Jackie chats with Stassi Schroeder on their inevitable world domination. Jackie also discusses RHONJ, "Slutwalks" and rabies.See Privacy Policy at htt...

2 Bro's, 1 Bitch with Dan Fleming and Alex Rubenstein

20 Sep 2017

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Jackie chats with childhood friends Dan Fleming and Alex Rubinstein about celebrity splits, close encounters with Caitlyn Jenner and general shooting ...

Notes of Manila

12 Sep 2017

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Jackie talks wine tasting, how to spot red flags, Real Housewives and why everyone should invest in manila folders.See Privacy Policy at https://art19...

Look What You Made Me Do

31 Aug 2017

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Jackie painfully inducts Taylor Swift into the Bitch Hall of Fame while recapping the VMA's, describes why nude selfies don't do shit for feminism and...

Birthdayzilla

21 Aug 2017

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Jackie enters a stream of consciousness solo. She recaps all of her "stories" imparts some misguided wisdom and answers listener emails!See Privacy Po...

A Six and A Speidi with Spencer and Heidi Pratt

09 Aug 2017

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Jackie sits down with Spencer and Heidi Pratt to lift the veil on reality TV, manifestation gone wrong, pregnancy and how to legally squat in your rel...

Keep Eating

26 Jul 2017

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Jackie talks making babies, Real Housewives and consults Grandma Gloria for movie reviews.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and Californ...

Challah Back Girl

18 Jul 2017

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Jackie finally sits down with best friend Rooty to break down Beyonce, confesses her bridesmaid sins and how to hook a Rabbi.See Privacy Policy at htt...

Cringe Sweats

11 Jul 2017

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Jackie recaps Real Housewives of Orange County, Southern Charm and answers listener questions laced with passive aggression and major cringe sweats. O...

It's The Thought That Counts with Morgan Stewart

21 Jun 2017

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Jackie hangs with Morgan Stewart, talks about Bachelor in Paradise and why Taylor Swift might be a monster. It's the thought that counts?See Privacy P...

Eggs à la Française

13 Jun 2017

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Jackie breaks down all things Bravo and life philosophy with Ronnie and Ben from the Watch What Crappens podcast.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.c...

The Blushing Bitch with Lauryn Evarts and Michael Bosstick from 'The Skinny Confidential'

06 Jun 2017

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Jackie is back and married AF. She sits down with Lauryn Evarts and Michael Bosstick from The Skinny Confidential to break down the big day and exchan...

Get Out! with John Ryan

10 May 2017

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Jackie and her best man, John Ryan strategize a way for Jackie's future husband to get out of their upcoming nuptials. They also discuss dating deal b...

Doing The Lord's Work

04 May 2017

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Jackie breaks down Fyre Island, why Karlie Kloss should probably retire, nuptial red flags and drops some seriously stupid life philosophy. Sincerest ...

Livin It Up

26 Apr 2017

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Jackie updates listeners on being a bridezilla, no-Chella and her lust for carbohydrates.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and Californi...

36% Consensual

19 Apr 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Jackie breaks down her wild Bachelorette weekend, Vanderpump Rules, RHOBH, RHONY and why you should live like someone has a Manila folder on you stash...

Perpetual Loner

04 Apr 2017

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Jackie breaks down Vanderpump Rules, why she will NEVER forgive Katherine Heigl, body shaming, bridezilla realness and answers listener emails!See Pri...

Please Send Flonase

29 Mar 2017

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Jackie and her cousin Joanna commiserate over matching sinus infections and discuss all things anal, Erika Jayne analysis and child rearing.See Privac...

That's So Not Raven

14 Mar 2017

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Jackie breaks down The Bachelor, Mischa Barton's potential sex tape, answers listener emails and offers up some signature brutal honesty.See Privacy P...

Pump & Glory with Katie Maloney

08 Mar 2017

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Jackie and Katie Maloney from Vanderpump Rules discuss Emma Watson's vagina, getting married and call Coto Insurance in hopes of getting internships.S...

Tuesdays With Morgy with Morgan Stewart

01 Mar 2017

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Jackie and Morgan Stewart have the ultimate full throttle bitch sesh. They discuss the Oscars (boring), trade Gone Girl stories and like 459 other tan...

Oops I Did It Again

21 Feb 2017

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Jackie ruins what remains of her likeability factor by paying homage to Britney Ever After, poking the beyhive and recapping The Bachelor.See Privacy ...

Jackie Gets Jaxed with Jax Taylor

14 Feb 2017

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Jackie celebrates Valentines Day with Jax Taylor from Vanderpump Rules. Jax offers up relationship advice while the two day drink and celebrate the co...

Quite Bitchy with Melissa Hermer

07 Feb 2017

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Jackie chats with Marissa Hermer from Ladies of London on forming a Lindsay Lohan accent, getting stung by the Beyhive and drama on the other side of ...

Schimmel Schroeder 2024 with Stassi Schroeder

31 Jan 2017

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Jackie and Stassi Schroeder drink champagne, forget they are being recorded and bitch about anything and everything.See Privacy Policy at https://art1...

Real Talk

24 Jan 2017

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Jackie is in a dark place after gaining weight after the stomach flu. Luckily she has her "stories" to recap aka RHOBH, Pump Rules and The Bachelor!Se...

A Star is Born with Brandy Howard, Julie Goldman, and Grandma Gloria

18 Jan 2017

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Jackie records her first live podcast with Brandy Howard and Julie Goldman and her overbearing Grandma Gloria. They talk Taylor Swift, The Bachelor, f...

What Would Corrine Do? with 'The Bachelor's Corinne Olympios

11 Jan 2017

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Jackie kicks off 2017 by recapping The Bachelor and expressing undying affection for Corrine and her forward antics and psycho analyzing the other con...

The B*tch That Stole Christmas

22 Dec 2016

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Jackie celebrates Chrismukkah early by spreading joy (not) on all things festive and annoying. From targeting innocent civilians, berating Bachelor co...

'Tis The Season

07 Dec 2016

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'Tis the season to be bitchy, and in this episode Jackie helps you prepare for awkward family gatherings, potential breakups and gag worthy holiday ch...

#blessed

29 Nov 2016

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Jackie travels to the British countryside to embrace her outdoorsy side, become one with nature and once again reignite her love/jk total hate relatio...

Ladies of London with Caroline Stanbury, Caroline Fleming, and Adela King

21 Nov 2016

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Jackie sits down with Ladies of London, Caroline Stanbury, Caroline Fleming and Adela King to discuss their cultural differences. They chat this seaso...

Solo Yolo

15 Nov 2016

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Jackie viciously recaps Vanderpump Rules, Taylor Swifts new urban life and delights you with tangents aplenty in yet another solo mission.See Privacy ...