Bitch Bible
Episodes
GrATeFuL
24 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie recaps her time at "rehab', shopping addiction, pretty girl privelege (barf), having sex with ghosts and why adult gift exchanges give her hi...
Gratitude Adjustment
17 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie grapples with the customs of Thanksgiving, shares tips and tricks for holiday time psychological warfare and why pre-sliced cheese triggers he...
Delusional, Dangerous and Dorky.
10 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie talks about the election, her high school catfish experience, a brief Covid scare, why you should never call yourself a "bookworm" and how to ...
Pillar of the Community
03 Nov 2020
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Jackie pays homage to Sean Connery, talks home decor, braces herself for pregnancy and preaches a "pillar" lifestyle. See Privacy Policy at https://a...
RIP BITCH.
27 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie discusses her funeral arrangements, the fraudulence of manifesting. Emrata and why she can't wait to go to a Benihana. See Privacy Policy at...
Bottom of the Barrel
20 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie discusses her burgeoning music career, neighborly updates, why cranberries trigger her and why she won't be asked to wear matching outfits with...
The Velcro Vagina
13 Oct 2020
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Jackie accidentally super glues her vagina shut, recaps "Emily in Paris", criticizes Halloween decor and toxic positivity. See Privacy Policy at http...
Bitch in Bulk.
06 Oct 2020
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Jackie chats with best friend Max Bronner about Costco, Helen Keller's new career move and discusses her struggle with OCD. See Privacy Policy at htt...
White Lexus Lyfe
29 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie talks about men who drive white Lexus's, atones for her sins, recaps Real Housewives of Potomac and how to live a lie on Instagram! See Priva...
You Only Die Once
22 Sep 2020
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Jackie sits down with friend Liza Owen to discuss a new murder plan, their current poltergeist situation and how to find your Cambodian nickname. See...
Are Balls Webbed?
15 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie enters another dangerous stream of consciousness after learning about her astrological chart. She discusses the atrocity of gender reveals, Ch...
Content is Life.
09 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie is joined by Kate Kennedy from "Be There in Five" to talk about the podcasting world, bridezillas and the cringe fest of "content lyfe". See P...
Digital Darwinism
01 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie talks about her first nude photoshoot experience, catches up with her best friend Max, pays homage to Dorinda Medley and the Hough's. See Pri...
Monster Masterclass
25 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie goes back to basics and teaches a masterclass on leading with your inner psycho. She fine tunes her betrayal course of action plan and recounts...
Thirty, Dirty and Gagging
21 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie celebrates her 30th birthday, instills some misguided life lessons, talks Brandi and Denise, WAP and how to live your best CAPS LOCK LIFE. ...
Call Us Daddy
11 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie sits down with Alex Cooper from the "Call Her Daddy" podcast to talk about her public media crisis, psychological warfare, friend break ups, pl...
Betty Ford or Bust!
04 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie recaps her first wine tasting experience, the brillo pad erupting from her scalp and all the latest Real Housewives drama. See Privacy Policy...
I Run With A Fabulous Circle of People
29 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie is joined by RHONY alum Jill Zarin and Ally Shapiro to reminisce on simpler times and kibbitz about Bat Mitzvahs and why you should cancel your...
Mindless > Mindful
21 Jul 2020
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Jackie dissects Julianne Hough's morning routine and preaches the benefits of mindlessness. She also answers listener questions! See Privacy Policy a...
Entanglements and Puka Shells
14 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie does a deep pop culture dive on all things Jada Pinkett and Will Smith, Katy Perry, Britney Spears, RHONY, Betty Broderick and Ghislaine Maxwel...
No Rona No Problems
07 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie has a brush with Covid 19, talks Kanye West's potential presidency and reminisces on vintage Real Housewives of Orange County. See Privacy ...
Stars Are Blind
30 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie calls Grandma Gloria to talk about her new found stardom, Britney Spears and why you shouldn't verbally assault family members at a drive thru...
Silver Linings (feat. Grandma Gloria)
23 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie talks about her first day out of lockdown, TikTok voice, debuts Grandma Gloria's first dance single and how you can get an STD for $4,500 in Ve...
All Aboard the J-Train
17 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie podcasts with Jared Fried to discuss relationships, charcuterie and podcast LYFE. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and Cal...
Steel Magnolia
09 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie chats Alicia SIlverstone, her husband's rising aesthetic, menstrual cycles and being ghosted by a Real Housewife. See Privacy Policy at https:...
Forward Pedaling and Thinking
08 Jun 2020
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Jackie has an uncomfortable and honest conversation about white privilege and self awareness. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and Cal...
Shit's Real
05 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie talks about the scary state of the world, pays homage to the Real Housewives, discusses social credit systems and delights us with a Gloria voc...
Rain Woman
26 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie is feeling frisky and fun. She talks about her wedding anniversary, her OCD diagnosis, the importance of accepting your "crazy" side and does s...
Cabin Fever.
19 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie talks about throwing fish tacos at her husband, Bachelor nation happenings, the atrocities of Venmo transactions and checks in with her bff Max...
Unlicensed Therapy with Stassi Schroeder
12 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie showcases her allstar sense of delusion to catch up with friend Stassi Schroeder of "Vanderpump Rules". They talk about her night out with Ramo...
Morally Compromised
05 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie feels now is the time to be honest with her listeners and admit some morally compromising secrets from the past. She also discusses Katy Perry ...
Quarantine Quties with Heather McMahan
28 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie chats with good friend Heather McMahan about lockdown lyfe, their impending divorces and threesomes with puppies. See Privacy Policy at https:...
Emotionz
21 Apr 2020
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Jackie checks in with Grandma Gloria, recaps the Real Housewives, expresses her new love for robot vacuums and Governor Cuomo! See Privacy Policy at ...
Let My People Go!
14 Apr 2020
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Jackie shares a questionable secret from her past, gives some "Corona Glow Up" tips and answers listener questions! See Privacy Policy at https:/...
Get a Hobby!
07 Apr 2020
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Jackie pays homage to Ramona Singer and recaps RHONy, RHOBH taglines and how to have inside jokes with yourself. See Privacy Policy at https://art...
Here Kitty Kitty
01 Apr 2020
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Jackie talks about finally pushing her husband to the limit, Tiger King and offers some wholesome domestic tidbits. See Privacy Policy at https://art...
Reframing 101
24 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie enters week 2 of quarantine with spirits high, vodka low and the singing voice of an angel. She talks Covid 19 survival tips, the beauty of ros...
Viral Spiral
18 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie updates listeners on her pandemic mental state, quarantine lyfe and analyzes the Bachelor and RHONJ. It's a ride, buckle the f up. See Priv...
Corona Persona
10 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie sits down with friend Lauren Elizabeth to discuss COVID 19 (yikes), the time Jackie got deleted from Instagram and pay homage to Jessica Simpso...
2020 Vision
03 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie recaps her emotional experience seeing Oprah and participating in Julianne Hough's Kinrgy. She also reminisces on Lizzie McGuire's Oscar snub,...
Après Bitch
26 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie recaps her ski trip, discusses the Bachelor, Coronavirus updates, the upsides of sexism and why it's important to come from a place of NO. ...
Keyboard Warrior
19 Feb 2020
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Jackie announces her divorce, analyzes "keyboard warriors" and disparages your vision boards. Sorry Dana! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/...
Tour de Bitch
13 Feb 2020
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Jackie recaps her live podcast tour, dissects female dynamics, recaps the Oscar's and plans a trip to New Mexico to visit Tupac. See Privacy Policy a...
Jackie Goes On Tour!
04 Feb 2020
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Jackie purges her soul before leaving for tour. She talks "The Bachelor", answers listener questions and talks about BOUNDARIES. See Privacy Polic...
Schimrgy
28 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie reflects and psychoanalyzes her brush with Hough's and her viral exorcism video. She also touches on "grief groupies", vaginal etiquette and th...
Narcissism for Dummies!
21 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie enters another downward spiral anticipating her upcoming live shows, plots Real Housewives of Dallas' fate, suspects foul play at a yogurt sho...
For Your Journey
14 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie records her first podcast of 2020 and discusses Megxit, Denise Richards alleged lesbian tryst, how to get engaged and not be an awful human. ...
2020 HR NIGHTMARE
07 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie gets ghosted by Stephanie Hollman and in a pinch decided to give impromptu year end reviews to her "Coordinator of Chaos" Jacque and producer T...
Bikeshort Regrets with Brad Goreski
17 Dec 2019
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Jackie sits down with Brad Goreski to talk fashion, housewives and marital psychotic moments. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and ...
The Exorcist Could Never!
10 Dec 2019
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Jackie has a full Exorcist adjacent experience and discusses Justin Timberlake's apology and why it is important to leave your toilet seat up. See Pr...
Sorry Michael Bublé
03 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie basks in the holiday cheer by ripping gift giving, why Jessica Biel needs to lay down the law and her upcoming "fun year". See Privacy Poli...
Cat's Out of The Bag!
26 Nov 2019
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Jackie sits down with Catt Sadler to discuss modesty, celebrity encounters gone wrong and victim mentality! Jackie apologizes for this episode title. ...
Yo Soy Loco.
19 Nov 2019
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Jackie announces some exciting news (don't worry, she is not pregnant) drops some spicy marital advice and tackles religion (why?). See Privacy Polic...
Roses Are Red...
12 Nov 2019
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Jackie embodies a modern day Shakespeare with some freestyle poetry, an homage to Alex McCord and why she might sue Jeff Bezos. See Privacy Policy at...
I Can't Make You Love Me
05 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie enters the holiday season with an extra dose of rage, recaps the Real Housewives and gets disabled from Instagram while recording...again.See P...
Bloated, British and Bitchy.
31 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie returns from London bloated and bitchier than ever. She recaps Real Housewives drama, her trip abroad, a diagnosis of OCD and gives awful life ...
100% That Bitch
22 Oct 2019
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Jackie enters yet another morally flexible stream of conscious and talks about her traumatic Bat Mitzvah, threesomes and #momlife. See Privacy Pol...
Not Well B*tch
15 Oct 2019
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Jackie is joined by producer Taylor and her seductive Grandma Gloria to update everyone on Jackie's PR nightmare and to strategize glamorous funeral a...
Jackie Gets Shadow Banned
08 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie goes on her first influencer retreat and the universe sends her a Rosh Hashanah message by having her Instagram profile deactivated within 3 ho...
I Hate (Love) Myself
01 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie enters a scary solo whirlwind and discusses the Hough Holiday Special, Real Housewives sociology and answers listener questions! See Privac...
A Scolding Cup of Jo
24 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie tries to remain like-able whilst being accompanied by her cousin Jo. They discuss modern parenting, recreational drug use and test the enduranc...
Babies, Bachelors and Bunnies with Teddi Mellencamp
17 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie is joined by Bitch Bible Bachelor Nation correspondent Teddi Mellencamp to chat NYFW, babies, Bachelor finale and get a nostalgic gift from Jac...
Cancelled.
10 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie sits down with fast friend John Arthur Hill and tests her job security. They talk Housewives, relationships and prank call Grandma Gloria! See...
A Woman Shorn with Wells Adams
03 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie sits down with Wells Adams from Bachelor in Paradise to discuss his upcoming nuptials with Sarah Hyland, the importance of a wet wipe and of co...
C'est Si Bitch!
27 Aug 2019
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Jackie answers listener questions and recaps her solo trip to Paris! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice...
Here For The Wrong Reasons
20 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie nails her first one on one date with Bachelor Nation's Nick Viall. They talk deal breakers, Bachelor drama, relationships and more! See Pri...
Jackie-palooza
14 Aug 2019
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Jackie recaps her birthday party, self awareness and why Emrata needs to shave her pits. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and Califor...
Held Hough-stage
09 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie debriefs on Lollapalooza, Julianne Hough working overtime, recaps Real Housewives of Orange County and the ultimate Bridezilla stunt. See Priv...
It's Not You, It's Me
02 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie answers reader voicemails and offers misguided and uninformed life advice, musings and reminisces on the time she lost 27 children as a camp co...
Housewives Under Construction with Barbara Kavovit
30 Jul 2019
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Jackie dissects the current season of RHONY with Barbara Kavovit and finds out where the ladies and their relationships currently stand!See Privacy Po...
Lez It Be!
23 Jul 2019
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Jackie sits down with friend Taylor Strecker to talk lesbianism, pop culture and the podcasting world! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privac...
BYE! BYE! BYE!
16 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie loses her sh*t when joined by Joey Fatone from N*Sync and Joe Mulvihill to chat pop culture, Britney Spears, public moments of humiliation and...
Brenda & Karen 4ever with Heather McMahan
09 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie sits down with her new best friend Heather McMahan to discuss everything Absolutely Not, internet trolls, pop culture hilarity all while igniti...
Scary Wife, Happy Life Part Deux
02 Jul 2019
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Jackie continues to chat with Lauryn Evarts and Michael Bosstick about infidelity, marriage and other legally questionable activities.See Privacy Poli...
Scary Wife, Happy Life Part 1
25 Jun 2019
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Jackie sits down with friends Lauryn Evarts and Michael Bosstick from The Skinny Confidential to chat about keeping a marriage "spicy", podcasting tog...
Little Brown Bebe Shoes
18 Jun 2019
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Jackie sits down with Alexis Neiers Haines to talk about going to high school together, the "Bling Ring" fiasco and the triumph of getting your SH*T t...
Loner Boner
11 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie recaps the Real Housewives, the local hero that lost it after no birthday gift and delights listeners with a Grammy worthy vocal performance!Se...
Journey with a Capital J!
04 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie enters another verbal downward spiral after being targeted on social media, discusses her sexual fantasies with John Mayer and why she will NOT...
Reformed Psychos
28 May 2019
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Jackie and her friend Ruthanne Cunningham sit down to reflect on their past psychotic behavior, why texting an ex boyfriend 78 times is chill, what to...
Ask Jackie (That's Me!)
22 May 2019
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Jackie has a verbal exorcism and answers listener questions with the finesse of an uncaged hyena. Cue the ear tuck!See Privacy Policy at https://art19...
Unfiltered with Whitney Port
14 May 2019
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Jackie sits down with fake cousin Whitney Port to talk about her new podcast, the upcoming season of "The Hills', mom shaming and the time they smoked...
YAHABIBI WITH COUNTESS LUANN!
07 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie sits down with rising phoenix Countess Luann de Lesseps to deep dive all things Real Housewives, effortless elegance, lesbian trysts and JOVANI...
How Could I Want More?
01 May 2019
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Jackie sits down with friend and hair God Justin Anderson to give praise to Jamie Lynn Spears, discuss #freebritney and give constructive criticism to...
#FreeJackie
23 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie has a verbal purge and talks about Kim Kardashian becoming a lawyer, Britney Spears conspiracy theories and the dangers of relationships on soc...
Nochella with Heather McDonald
16 Apr 2019
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Jackie hangs with Heather McDonald to talk Burning Man, marriage and pop culture. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Priv...
Real Talk with Dorit Kemsley
09 Apr 2019
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Jackie visits Beverly Beach to chat with Dorit Kemlsey from the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills to talk dog gate, marriage advice and fashion!See Pri...
Isn't She Lovely!
02 Apr 2019
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Jackie desperately tries to eradicate her previously questionable behavior by giving the world a wholesome (not really), informative (kinda) and intel...
Teppanyaki Tears
29 Mar 2019
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Jackie talks about literally everything and literally nothing. Fueled only by a solo teppanyaki breakfast, Jackie gives career advice, details on her ...
A Woman Unhinged
26 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie is back from Australia, jet-lagged and bitchier than ever. She recounts her unlucky flying history, Real Housewives and why Bermuda shorts are ...
The Unlikeability Factor
12 Mar 2019
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Jackie explains why Kylie Jenner is NOT "self made", why being likeable is the foundation of success; she also celebrates Jennifer Lopez and A-Rod's e...
I'm Off The Deep End
05 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie breaks down the Jordyn Woods/ Tristan Thompson tryst, salutes hero Danielle Staub, reminisces on her traumatic Bat Mitzvah decor and performs t...
Bitchy Breaking News
26 Feb 2019
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Jackie catches us up on all the breaking news stories from this week, finds her cause and makes up with frenemy Gwyneth Paltrow!See Privacy Policy at ...
The Return of Jax Taylor
19 Feb 2019
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Jackie gets "Jaxed" yet again by return guest Jax Taylor who talks wedding planning, changing his ways and the benefits of weed.See Privacy Policy a...
In Margaret Josephs We Trust
12 Feb 2019
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Jackie hangs with Margaret Josephs from Real Housewives of New Jersey to talk about the season, marital woes, and how to break up with a toxic friend....
Beacon of Hope with Kristen Doute
05 Feb 2019
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Jackie sits down with Kristen Doute to talk Vanderpump Rules, Gone Girl hacker tips and to drop some serious truth bombs.See Privacy Policy at https:/...
Bitches By Blood
01 Feb 2019
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Jackie is joined by her unhinged cousin Jo to prank call her Grandma Gloria, answer listener dilemmas and break down the most polarizing pop culture f...
The More You Know with Teddi Mellencamp
29 Jan 2019
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Jackie and Teddi Mellencamp conduct a passionate analysis on the current Bachelor, peruse Urban Dictionary and chat about the upcoming season of RHOBH...
I Have A Dream...
22 Jan 2019
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Jackie expresses her deep love for Martin Luther King Jr, explains why everyone needs to back off Ariana Grande and shares some misguided tips on self...
Everything Iconic
15 Jan 2019
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Jackie explores her inner gay man with friend Danny Pellegrino as they do a major pop culture deep dive.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privac...
New Year, Same Bitch
08 Jan 2019
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Jackie greets 2019 with the same morally flexibility of years prior. She breaks down the post holiday blues, her friendship with Taylor Swift, the Gol...