Bitch Bible

This One's For Mindy.

21 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Jackie is joined by her best friend and life partner Max Bronner to discuss raising children, why wearing an Apple watch to a wedding is a death sent...

HOLLYWOOD GLAHM!

14 Feb 2023

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Jackie spreads more toxic negativity with public hatred for "Hollywood Glam" home decor, loser baby clothes, Valentines day theatrics, her latest Bli...

The Hills Have Spies

07 Feb 2023

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Jackie reveals the gender of her demon seed, champions Child Labor Laws, recaps the Grammy Awards and advises Pamela Anderson on her eyebrows.  See ...

Once Upon A Mormon...

31 Jan 2023

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Jackie almost has a euphoric encounter with a Mormon but unstead gets sold solar panels after witnessing a geriatric woman being dragged by a great da...

Soup for The Soul

25 Jan 2023

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Jackie delivers a moving poem to Lenny Hochstein, explains how she ended up at a real housewives shabbat dinner and ruins any chance of being invited ...

Mama Bear!

17 Jan 2023

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Jackie has been keeping a secret and is with child. She blames "hormones" while she alienates most of her audience by eviscerating women on the intern...

HaPpY 2023 xO jAcKiE!

03 Jan 2023

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After a week long sabbatical Jackie is back just in time for some New Years perspective to discourage you and remind you that change is not in your fu...

New Money Valley Stripper

21 Dec 2022

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Jackie accidentally ingests aluminum foil, has a come to Jesus moment over a 1 star review, has another psychotic break about why she can't get guests...

Hard Boiled Bitch

13 Dec 2022

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Jackie addresses "hard boiled egg girls", why headbands are the devil, Harry and Megan and the White Lotus finale!See Privacy Policy at https://art19....

Petty Hurts!

07 Dec 2022

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Jackie embraces the holiday season and celebrates the freeing element of hate in all forms. She talks about why hair accessories trigger her, petty bi...

Winter Is Coming.

29 Nov 2022

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Jackie enters the holiday season with a bang. She is tackling Balenciaga, tufted furniture, and everything else in her fraudulently festive wake. Grab...

Barely There and Breathtaking

22 Nov 2022

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Jackie enters the holiday season with tips on how not to embarrass yourself, discusses some Katink fashion philosophies and how she broke up Harry a...

Keep One Eye Open

16 Nov 2022

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Jackie recaps her Harry Styles experience, reflects on why people hate her and dodges pink eye from Grandma Gloria   See Privacy Policy at https://a...

Quality Control.

11 Nov 2022

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After collosally fucking up her pre-recorded episode Jackie shows the integrity of a true professional by freeballing a new episode all in the purs...

Shabby Shriek

01 Nov 2022

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Jackie has a psychotic break after trying to help write music for local small businesses, has a stroke at Jennifer Lopez's home decor and offers Bever...

Calcutta Bitch

26 Oct 2022

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Jackie recaps her journey to Anaheim, reviews Taylor Swift's new album and gives you some do's and don'ts for Halloween! See Privacy Policy at https...

Feral 4 Cheryl

18 Oct 2022

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Jackie reminisces on her old neighbor Cheryl, makes a case for child labor and dissects housewives fashion and her first time pretending to do cocaine...

Jewish Not Homeless

11 Oct 2022

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Jackie and new friend Ali Kolbert enter an ever timely conversation on feminist issues, fronting the homeless crisis, self esteem and scissoring!See P...

Bonergainvillea

04 Oct 2022

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Jackie discusses fetishizing, her recap of "Don't Worry Darling", donating her eggs and why she stands with Kathy Hilton.See Privacy Policy at https:/...

Reflecting and Deflecting!

30 Sep 2022

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Jackie celebrates the Jewish New Year by repenting for her sins and making amends to the woman she sabotaged at the Gucci outlet. She also recaps her...

Je Suis Yahabibi

20 Sep 2022

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Jackie is back from Paris and breaks down her trip including the time she lost the opportunity to be a Princess and get a Birkin bag, pays homage to...

I'm Worried Darling.

13 Sep 2022

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Jackie fantasizes about Michael Buble retiring, chats FASHION WEEK, gives a PSA on sex trafficking and breaks down the psychological trauma of the "D...

C'est La Weave!

06 Sep 2022

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Jackie gets conflict free hair extensions, shares her Paris travel guide and has a sexual experience with a car salesman!See Privacy Policy at https:/...

Waterboard Me!

30 Aug 2022

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Jackie tackles some new wellness trends, breaks down her perfect day, makes a spiritual connection with a bird and explains "Universal Reverse Psychol...

Jaaaaaaack!

24 Aug 2022

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Jackie recaps a traumatic trip to the nail salon with her Grandma Gloria who is in the desperate pursuit of Hailey Bieber nails, puts a kibosh on the ...

Sky's The Limit!

16 Aug 2022

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Jackie shares a traumatic story of losing an overpriced midi dress on the 101 freeway whilst transporting wood, deep dives Taylor Swift lesbian fan fi...

Keeping It Relatable!

10 Aug 2022

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Jackie has a few home renovation setbacks, discusses the Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson break up (oy vey), the time she robbed Jennifer Lawrence an...

Jewcahontas

02 Aug 2022

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Jackie pulls a full Winona Ryder at her latest funeral fashion show, gives marital tips on how to keep it spicy, and harnesses her inner Pocahontas!S...

LeO sEaZon

26 Jul 2022

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Jackie issues a public apology, shares her rough start to Leo season and how she made contact with her dead mom. See Privacy Policy at https://art19....

JE SUIS PETTY!

19 Jul 2022

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Jackie explains why Michael Buble has ruined her entire life, how to find self worth at the Home Depot and what to do when you find your husband playi...

Candy Corn Chloroform

12 Jul 2022

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Jackie goes on a pre-Leo season bender and drops a new Halloween precautionary song for the kiddos, Jen Shah arrest, her newest act of philanthropy an...

Mental Manila Folder

08 Jul 2022

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Jackie updates you on her Italian parasite, Leo season energy, Julianne Hough and her alleged tampon disposal and other legally dicey terrain.See Priv...

La Dolce Diarrhea

01 Jul 2022

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Jackie is back from Italy with memories and an alleged tapeworm. She has a rare honest moment of feminism, recaps her travels abroad, her altercation ...

Phone A Friend!

21 Jun 2022

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Jackie answers listener questions and offers verbally abusive misguided life advice! Because maybe everything is actually all your own fault. See Pr...

Sister Act!

18 Jun 2022

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Jackie is joined by her sister to reminisce on problematic child behavior, Alex McCord and a bunch of other shit Jackie can't remember because she doe...

Dead Bird Disco

13 Jun 2022

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Jackie recovers from Covid and shares her new funky way of detracting birds, cries during home renovations, Britney Spears wedding coverage and also ...

Hoe-vid Abduction

05 Jun 2022

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Jackie gets coronavirus for the second time and fights for her life with a real time alien encounter. Please send Zinc and Demi Lovato.  See Privacy ...

Blame It On The Dramamine

01 Jun 2022

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Jackie is back on American soil and enters a stream of conscious balls deep in dramamine. She talks Taylor Swifts bangs, RHOBH Kathy Hilton drama, su...

Meet Me at Alcatraz!

17 May 2022

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Jackie leaves the country with a real bang by planning the Bitch Bible retreat at Alcatraz island, shares her most recent valley kabob experience, Sel...

Dead Mom Sh*t

10 May 2022

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Jackie celebrates Mother's Day with her little sister to reminisce on their childhood, benefits of gentle bullying and why Franklin needs to make a c...

Little Brown Bebe Balls

03 May 2022

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Jackie sits down to deep dive the suburban sexual escapades of Alexis Neiers Haines. Topics include strap ons, ball stomping, open relationships and m...

Octopus Jewpaccio

26 Apr 2022

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Jackie addresses her impending cancelation after consuming octopus carpaccio, deep dives Earth Day, the stupid Revolve Festival and her dog sharting o...

Meet Cute with Tinx!

19 Apr 2022

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Jackie is joined by internet friend Tinx to discuss the weird world of social media, preferred grooming habits, psychoanalyzing drink choices and gene...

Love Always, Mandy!

13 Apr 2022

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Jackie recaps things she is currently hating, pays homage to Mandy Moore's digital media presence, gets fingered by Al Pacino (allegedly) and has an e...

Big Mistake, Huge.

05 Apr 2022

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Jackie debriefs on the Grammy's, her Deux Moi redemption moment and why faux quirky is the new pandemic of 2022. See Privacy Policy at https://art19....

Queen Bitchard

30 Mar 2022

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Jackie recaps the Oscars, tries to raise Joan Rivers from the dead for some unfiltered fashion commentary and reminisces on her deep love for the Maca...

My Unorthodox Asshole

22 Mar 2022

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Jackie discusses some aesthetic revisions she would like to make in 2022, discovers her husband's childhood attempts at poetry and goes over some cele...

Je Suis Jacquié

19 Mar 2022

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Jackie is back on American soil and recaps her girls trip to Paris, gives Kanye West the digital bitch slap he deserves and talks about the time she m...

Getting Messy with Sarah Hyland

08 Mar 2022

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Jackie is joined by actress Sarah Hyland to talk about cocktail psychology, how to twist an argument and thrive as a messy bitch. See Privacy Policy ...

Jewphoria

01 Mar 2022

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Jackie sits in the dark and gets lost in the abyss of tone deaf shit on the internet, makes the worst public apology of all time and pitches her new o...

Vag Tingz and Peen Chills

24 Feb 2022

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Jackie is joined by friend and fellow podcaster Jared Freid to discuss luxury problems, first date tips and role playing techniques for psychopaths (e...

Intervention

17 Feb 2022

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Jackie falls victime to a family intervention over abusing Advil PM and shares her journey with insomniac recovery. She also praises speech impedimen...

Be The Best You! JK

09 Feb 2022

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Jackie has Enneagram specialist Jorja White on to discuss personality types and how to be the most/ least functional version of yourself. See Privacy...

High Highs and Barlows

02 Feb 2022

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Jackie recaps Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Kanye West's breakup plan and why Minnie Mouse should file a class action lawsuit. See Privacy Poli...

Dances with Bagels

26 Jan 2022

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Jackie discusses cancel culture, the time she blacked out at her grandma's 80th birthday and the joys of hating strangers for absolutely no reason. I ...

Trail of Blood

19 Jan 2022

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Jackie kicks off 2022 by having a code red emergency clearing customs, shares her battle with that bitch Omicron, recaps Real Housewives reunion looks...

Daddy Daycare with Alex Cooper Part 2

11 Jan 2022

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Jackie is joined by Alex Cooper from "Call Her Daddy" for part 2 where they continue to talk shit about everyone and everything! Bring in the new year...

Daddy Daycare with Alex Cooper

04 Jan 2022

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Jackie is joined by Alex Cooper from "Call Her Daddy" to talk shit about everyone and everything! Bring in the new year with a slice of narcissism. S...

I'm Literally So Sorry.

29 Dec 2021

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Jackie gets drunk on Christmas and will not be held responsible for the contents of this episode. I don't remember what I talked about. I will make a...

Get Off My Ovaries

15 Dec 2021

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Jackie eviscerates a girl she went to high school with for shaming her for being kidless in a grocery store and makes a strong case to get Santa Claus...

Long Shame Strategy

07 Dec 2021

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This is a great episode, Jackie recaps how King Richard changed her life, the time she got kicked out of a youth sports league for breaking someone's...

Caesar Salad Scissor Sisters

03 Dec 2021

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Jackie recaps her thanksgiving festivities, pleas to get the Hough's off of our television screens, discusses why Caesar salads trigger her and exper...

Grateful and Hateful

25 Nov 2021

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Jackie is #grateful this year and recapping her latest funeral, Pete and Kim, the do's and dont's of Thanksgiving and her affinity for cantaloupe jell...

Trauma Truffle Butter

19 Nov 2021

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Jackie recaps her trip to Nashville and NYC, talks Real Housewives of Salt Lake City and coins a new medical psychology term "trauma truffle butter" t...

Potpourri of Negativity!

09 Nov 2021

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Jackie goes over a very detailed account of people, places and bizarre things that give her rosacea and make her irrationally angry. She also goes thr...

Leo Forever

04 Nov 2021

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Jackie breaks down pop culture happenings, explores her crush on Pete Davidson, talks about her dead mom again and answers listener questions as the c...

Sabbatical

29 Oct 2021

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Jackie comes back from a vow of silence to enter yet another torrid stream of conscious dissecting Housewives fashion, content creator complex and the...

Giddy Up

19 Oct 2021

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Jackie heads to the Kentucky Derby after being bullied on social media and called horse face. She also accidentally gets her husband cancelled, recaps...

Average Fashion Blogger and a Mediocre Podcaster

12 Oct 2021

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Jackie practices unlicensed therapy on the legend behind @averagefashionblogger Courtney Parchman! They discuss losing their virginity, their deep his...

Goodbye Courtney.

05 Oct 2021

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Jackie tries to stay positive during a difficult time in her podcasting career and ultimately decides to take a sabbatical. She also discusses Hallow...

LIMBITLESS.

29 Sep 2021

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Jackie wakes up at 5am on God's Day and develops a new off broadway production that could get Cheryl a Tony award! She also discusses self care, cons...

Body Fluids

22 Sep 2021

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Jackie is back from Sin City and talks about her trip, Met Gala looks, Andrew's latest home renovation mishap and why tears are her body fluid of choi...

Forces of Hate-ure

14 Sep 2021

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Jackie shares a secret about her marriage, has a mid recording earthquake. discusses the Hough siblings, the Met Ball, housewives and I literally can'...

Shana Tova Motherf*ckers

09 Sep 2021

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It's the Jewish New Year and true to form, Jackie has no resolutions. We deep dive Real Housewives, go over some dinner party hacks and pay homage to ...

SEND THE PARAMEDICS AND A PR REP.

02 Sep 2021

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Jackie enters a dangerously exposing spiral of reality by playing a song she pitched to Andrew, dissecting Demi Lovato, DONDA, modern feminism and oth...

There Will Be Blood

26 Aug 2021

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Jackie does a menstrual art exhibition in France, gives solo travel tips and delights audience with some verbal abuse for her live studio audience ak...

Leaving the Cuntry!

17 Aug 2021

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It's Jackie's birthday, she has fled the country and left many questionably offensive opinions and hot takes on the mainland. From One Tree Hill, Hous...

The Worst Episode Ever

10 Aug 2021

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Jackie hits rock bottom and resorts to a Vogue inspired 73 question episode that will prolapse your butthole. Apologies to Anna Kendrick and Michael B...

Caulk Tease

04 Aug 2021

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Jackie endures a cheating scandal, finds love at the Home Depot, seeks justice for Sarah Jessica Parker and makes her own asshole clench with next lev...

Spectrumella

28 Jul 2021

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Jackie enters a 48 hour solitary confinement sans cable and internet and explores the intricacies of her fucked up brain. Kanye, Bennifer, bird extin...

Leo Season

23 Jul 2021

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Jackie embraces Leo season balls deep with a trip to Mexico, an impromptu astrology guide, contact with her new neighbors and a cheap mascara theory. ...

ALLEGEDLY

14 Jul 2021

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Jackie discusses her new wellness journey for Leo season, makes a bold case in support of Ramona Singer and remind everyone that Tila Tequila is a na...

Life in Limb-o

10 Jul 2021

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Jackie discusses her parting gift to the neighborhood, her new house, deep dives Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and answers listener questions! See...

Please Send Horse Tranquilizers

29 Jun 2021

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Jackie is back restless and guestless and is in the mood to go off the fucking rails. She discusses #freebritney, talks shit about influencer families...

Cue the Human Resources Dept.

22 Jun 2021

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Jackie showcases true job security by having a year in review catch-up with Lauryn and Michael Bosstick. They discuss the vow of silence, "cancel cult...

Pardon The DocATot.

15 Jun 2021

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Jackie and friend Amanda Hirscho from podcast "Not Skinny But Not Fat" do a Emrata deep dive and kibbitz over pop culture bullshit. See Privacy Polic...

Cue The Rainbow!

08 Jun 2021

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Jackie is back in studio for the first time in a year and a half whilst testing HR policies and prank calling listeners. She gives financial advice (y...

Nancy Meyers Could Never

01 Jun 2021

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Jackie recites new poetry inspired by former neighbor Cheryl, has a driveby exorcism in Camarillo, recaps RHOBH and discusses her impending MOVE. Se...

MahaLow Point.

27 May 2021

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Jackie is bacl from hawaii and cloaked in shame. She apologizes for her cringey social media content, breaks down the Bennifer reboot and probably get...

Wanderlust, Sparkles and Braille Buttholes

18 May 2021

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Jackie gets her sphincter lasered, creates a fake Instagram for her husband and has the harsh realization that she may never see Cheryl again. See Pr...

Bare Minimum with Heather McMahan and Jennifer Aniston!

13 May 2021

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Jackie is unraveling live from Atlanta amidst a girls trip with friends Heather McMahan and new field producer Jennifer Garner! See Privacy Policy a...

Golden Shower

04 May 2021

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Jackie talks about her traumatic golden shower experience, books a trip on the Goop cruiseline and discusses "Kravis" hype and anal sex. See Privacy ...

Carafe of Tears

27 Apr 2021

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Jackie discusses her emotional reprieve techniques, the peaches makeup challenge, Real Housewives Allstars and the time she got bamboozled into buyi...

The Big Unchill

20 Apr 2021

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Jackie discusses Colton Underwood and the "poophole loophole", wine tasting, lots of other things she can't really remember and why Demi Lovato should...

$6.66

13 Apr 2021

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Jackie gets baptized after a demonic bowl of poke, discussed the highly anticipated sequel to "Frankly, Anne" and offers free public relation guidance...

Mind. Body. No Soul.

06 Apr 2021

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Jackie discusses her new podcast venture, her demon possession, self defense tactics and her emotional experience with Billie Eillish. See Privacy Po...

"Do Better."

30 Mar 2021

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Jackie recaps Passover, inconsistencies with celebrities and their social issues and her journey with health and wellness. See Privacy Policy at http...

Oral High Ground

23 Mar 2021

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Jackie has a dental emergency, explores her toxic relationship with Costco, gives Emrata some words of discouragement and probably gets disinvited fro...

Me Against The Music

16 Mar 2021

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Jackie deals with her Grammy nomination snub, why some funerals feel like low budge Coachella and delights with some new poetry she penned after a few...

Psycho For Sport!

09 Mar 2021

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Jackie has a tryst with John Mayer, talks Megan and Harry and recaps some of her psychotic behavior all in the spirit of International Women's Day! S...