Unlimited ATM Cash - Crime Bizarre
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What is the episode introduction and podcast membership pitch?
Hello, everyone. Titus O'Reilly here. Before we get started, just want to remind you about Bazaar Plus. That's our subscriber membership program. If you join, you get access to an extra bonus episode every week. And there's over 100 in the archive of that already. Some series we give in advance through that. And if you want to become a member, the link is in the show notes.
head back to the home of all things bizarre.
Get the whiteboard out. It's a wild ride. Don't panic, it's bonkers.
We shine a light on loopy, shonky and plain outrageous behaviour from around the globe.
It's going to alarm you how the world operates. Alright, here we go. A lot of skullduggery.
It's Bizarre.
Buckle up, we're going to dive in. What could go wrong? With Mick Molloy and Titus O'Reilly. Yes, welcome ladies and gentlemen to an episode of Crime Bizarre with me, Titus O'Reilly, and joining me, Mick Molloy. Thank you. We love crime, but we love crime that doesn't go well in a funny sense more than that.
How do hosts set the tone and describe the show’s theme of bizarre crime?
I wish it paid more often.
You know what I mean?
You need to seriously look into it.
Could you see the life of crime in your future? Like when you were younger?
Sure, if I needed cash. Look, if I ran out of options. Growing up in the mean streets of Frankston, you know, you and the hood. I'm spending a bit of time on the dark web and there's opportunities out there. The dark web. A bit too much spare time on your hands and off you go. If someone approached me and said, here's a couple of hundred. Yes. Will you go and firebomb Francois? I'd seriously think about that. I'm going to be there anyway. Especially if you were there.
I'd do it for free. While Titus is dining in there.
What time is Titus? What's his booking?
Well, speaking of firebombing, this is one you actually identified. Man accused of cutting off his genitals using them to start a fire, authorities say. This is a man in Indiana.
You've got to be pretty cold. You've got to really.
They charge him with one count of arson. I feel like the punishment's already been doled out. What can you do to a man who's cut his own testicles off? He could be sentenced for up to 12 years. Firefighters were dispatched to the garage fire in May. where they were also, police were called at the same time to reports of a stabbing. But it turns out it was just him. No one else was there. And this is what he'd done. He said that he wasn't helpful at the scene. He'd gone to the garage and used a kitchen knife. That's nuts. This is where the male brain, I think most of us, cannot even comprehend this.
Look, if you're going to cut your own genitalia off, I think it goes big knives on the outside, small knives inside, spoon. And what's the right type of knife? It's not a butter knife.
Oh, that's the idea of it. I think you want a serrated edge. Yeah. He then poured gasoline on the dismembered organ and set it on fire, leaving the garage and walking away until he found police. They found a gasoline container and four lighters as well as the kitchen knife. Oh, the lighters always end up in the same drawer or something. Ew.
Why is there a pubic hair on this lighter? I don't know. What are you going to do? Get a group of guys standing around warming their hands on a genital fire? It's not going to like – Marshmallows?
Mine would not burn for long. Mine would not even get the fire started.
That would be a big cube fire. Oh, the bushfire. If he'd done that in the 70s, it would have been for days. That's smoking over the city.
Court records do not detail whether the genitals were located. That's a big bit of detail I would have liked to have known.
As you cut them off, do you care where they are? No, I suppose you could. This guy who had to go in and have his testicle taken off in hospital. Yeah. He had a cancer of the ball. Anyway, he went into surgery and when he came out, he goes, how'd it go? He goes, looked good. It's good bandage. He said, so surgery went well, but we got the wrong nut. So now, think about it. Now they go, we've still got to get the one with cancer. So old mate has gone in with two balls.
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
What is the episode introduction and podcast membership pitch?
0:00–0:58
2
How do hosts set the tone and describe the show’s theme of bizarre crime?
0:58–4:13
3
What shocking self-harm arson story from Indiana do the hosts discuss?
4:13–15:49
4
Why do cruise ship brawls keep making headlines and what happened in the Port Miami incident?
15:49–25:39
5
How does the panel explain why cruise fights break out and could they be diversion tactics?
25:39–29:46
Speakers
3 identifiedMore from Bizarre with Mick Molloy and Titus O’Reily
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