The provided text consists of excerpts from Terry Pratchett's novel Lords and Ladies, set in his fantastical Discworld universe. The narrative focuses on the small kingdom of Lancre, specifically detailing events surrounding a royal wedding between King Verence II and Magrat Garlick, one of the local witches. A central conflict involves the reappearance of dangerous, wild Elves who emerge through a weakened magical barrier at an ancient stone circle called the Dancers, prompted by misguided young witches. The veteran witches, Granny Weatherwax and Nanny Ogg, along with the king, the royal guard Shawn Ogg, and wizards from Unseen University like Archchancellor Ridcully, must combat the Elven threat, which is particularly vulnerable to iron and the power of true, practical witchcraft.

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