Chapter 1: Why is the caller nostalgic about sperm bank ads?
This is an interesting phone call here I do want to get to because I have similar questions. And that is Alex in West Orange. Good morning, Alex. How are you? What's going on, guys? Thanks for having me. Yeah, what do you got for us? Um, well, real quick, before my point, I was the guy that brought a heated rivalry to your attention, like however many months ago. Yes, the gay hockey show, yes.
Yeah, and then I was listening, I listened in the app, which is part of my point. I listened to the app mostly, and I was sitting in a dealership getting my wife's car fixed, and then you guys brought it back up after the new year, and I texted my wife, I was like, hey, they're bringing it up again, and it sounds like Gio came home to the exact same scenario of his wife watching the show, and
In the dark, by yourself, in the living room, being like, what the heck is this? Yeah, 100%. I'm calling with a shot at Mercadante. Oh, my God.
Chapter 2: What is the significance of the show Heated Rivalry?
What's the whole thing? Oh, yeah. A shot at Mercadante and the sales team. I feel like normally in the app, you can just kind of skip through the section, so you don't have to listen to all the reads. You don't have to listen to all the commercials.
But I found myself always holding on to listen to the reads because I wanted to hear the California Cryobank reads because that was like a highlight of the show, waiting for one drop. And every time I hear you say something, I'm like, oh, Eddie's going to clip that and play that at the next Cryobank read. And now we're not getting that, and I feel like the show's hurting for it.
Yeah, listen, Alex, you are one of the great listeners that we have had. You even referenced Mercadante. This is not a Mercadante account. This is a Robert Breck account. And I spoke to Robert about the California Cryobank prior to 2026 in late December. I said, are they coming back? And he said, yeah, I believe they are coming back.
Chapter 3: How do listeners engage with ads in podcasts?
Man, the men out there want it. Yeah. They do, and I remember I had the client himself, Dustin, from California Cryobank. We played over at Glen Oaks, me, Breck, and Dustin. So it was a nice day. We talked about 2026, and I'm hoping that they come back. Yeah, well, they may come back in the second quarter. You know how this whole thing is. Well, no, you got to listen.
First quarter, second quarter. They'll be back. Ebbs and flows. They will be back. But, yes, the gay hockey show has taken over the world, and that's exactly how I came downstairs, and I saw it, and I was like, you're watching this too?
But why do women like to see men making out? Why is that?
I don't have a good answer for you. I could try to answer for you. Why do men like watching women make out?
I don't know, but that is a thing. Yes, it is a thing. But I would think if you asked women if they are turned on by men making out, I think most women would say no.
These two guys, because I asked Gina this question, and she said, well, both of these guys are very, very attractive. Now, she claimed that she was not getting any sort of... Arousal? Out of the sex scenes, but both guys were very attractive, but she did say that the show was also great. So I don't know. I asked her that same question. Maybe these guys are...
You were saying, Boomer, maybe these guys? Maybe it's the personality, the tenderness of the guys.
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Chapter 4: What makes California Cryobank ads memorable?
Yeah, the tenderness. Yes, the tenderness. They show that they're men on the ice. They go after each other. They're aggressive. Right. And then they're nice and together off the ice.
It's like women weren't getting together to go see Brokeback Mountain.
Yeah, I don't know. Were they? I mean, I don't think so. I don't really know. Yeah, I mean, yeah, I would say that definitely men, well, you know, women are just more objectively more beautiful beings, right? So I think when you see the two of them get together, it's more aesthetically pleasing than a couple of dudes. Well, if it's a house cow, forget it.
Jesus.
What's wrong with you? Yeah, but you wouldn't really see that in, you know, a movie or a TV show. Like, I mean, there's also, you know, there could be very large, disgusting men that are in, but it's a gay hockey show. You know, it's hockey players. They're in shape. They're good looking. Isn't that what, like, OnlyFans is for, though?
Gay hockey? No.
No.
There's something for everybody. Like, if you like to watch a fat guy eat while doing weird things to himself, that might be a channel.
I'm going to have one of those days here, too, by the way.
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Chapter 5: Why do women enjoy watching men in romantic scenarios?
Yeah, but I don't think that's just OnlyFans. I think you'll find that anywhere on the internet. Oh, there could be. It's whatever weird crap you're into. We got Peter Schwartz coming in to do a mukbang. Of White Castle Burgers. White Castle, it looks like. Potentially. Okay. Yeah, I mean, you know, we could turn that whole gay hockey thing into like a gay radio show. What do you mean?
Like you could take the same type of storyline and just make it like five guys and make a show out of it. So you're saying like heated rivalry, but instead of two gay guys on a hockey team being closeted, it would be five guys in a radio studio closeted? Yeah, because we're involved in heated rivalry somewhere along the line. Yeah.
Well, it's a good thing for you that heated rivalry is here because prior to heated rivalry, the gay hockey show was the Rangers... Jerry, you're going to sit on that one. You're so happy with yourself, aren't you? I was, yeah. I love that one. Jay Perot.