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Disgusting Things Happen During Sleep and Can Dogs Understand Us? | 'Al & Jerry's Postgame Podcast'
20 Jan 2026
Chapter 1: What disgusting things can happen during sleep?
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Chapter 2: How does aging affect our morning routines?
Yeah. Somewhere after the new year of last year, 2025, we started that. Yeah. We were talking this morning on the Boomer and Geo show. There's a whole thing about sleep apnea and CPAP machines and things. But it got me thinking that a lot goes on in our sleep that results in physical things that are not pleasant. Yes. Right? In that short period of time, you get eye crust, right? Mm-hmm.
Sometimes body odor comes out in the thing. Sweating. Yeah. Bad breath, of course. It just is not a pleasant experience.
And then as you get older, like getting out of bed, sometimes it's a little painful. Yeah. A little stiff.
Yeah, definitely a little stiff. And like now I've had to start walking my dog down my steps in the morning because she has some, she'd be an old lady. And I actually, I'll get out of bed, I'll shake the cobwebs, right? I'll even do like a stretching, like a little touch my toes just to... Because I got to scoop her up and walk down the stairs. And if I'm not with it, I don't want to fall down.
You have to wake up.
Yeah, you got to wake up. But that's the weird thing. I was never in my life a morning sex person. Because it's just disgusting. There's odors. Things don't smell. There's an aura in the room. Your breath stinks. Their breath stinks. Just there's... You do that at night after you go to a nice thing or something where you all look attractive and you're in nice clothing.
Good Lord, these morning sex people are animals.
And I have to wake up. I need caffeine.
Yeah. Yeah, I hear you. You need caffeine to get going in the morning. So that whole sleep thing is just very, very short. I have like, sometimes I sweat a lot. Like, I'll wake up. Sometimes I'll wake up in what is the middle of the night for us, 10 p.m.?
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Chapter 3: What are the common bodily reactions after waking up?
Oh, yeah, I'm sure.
Nocturnal emissions, they say.
I'm sure. Like, I don't have a clear memory, but I'm sure it's happened. Absolutely. Absolutely.
Where sometimes what happens is you'd be having that sex dream of some sort and you're actually ejaculating.
I don't know if it's like a... I don't know exactly if it's like a full thing or I don't know.
Yeah, I think it's full.
Oh, okay.
Or maybe there's different things.
Who knows?
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Chapter 4: Why do some people find morning intimacy unappealing?
Who knows? So that's got to be an odor to it. Boys aren't big on opening the windows in their rooms. You know what I mean? It's just like a lot. Man, I had friends who shall remain nameless. I had friends who told me... Well, you only have a few. I only have a few, that's true. That would crank it just on the floor.
Oh, and just let it spill on the floor?
Yeah, and then leave it there.
Wow. That's wild. Yeah, that's a bit gross.
Very gross.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah.
I must say I've never done that.
Me neither.
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Chapter 5: What experiences do dogs have regarding human emotions?
What do you think of that idea?
Well, let me ask you this. When you pick her up or even like the first time you did it, was she like, what's going on? Or was she okay with it?
No, she freezes.
Oh, okay. So then that's a good thing.
Yeah, I think if I put her in that container, I don't think she would freak out. I think she would freeze.
Okay. And then she would get used to it.
I would think so.
Like is she freezing as much when you do it now or it's the same?
Yeah, she freezes. When my alarm goes off in the morning, she gets out of her dog bed. I get out of my bed. And then when we know it's time to go downstairs, which is within minutes, she freezes. She also looks, this is so sad, she looks ashamed.
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Chapter 6: Can dogs understand our body language and emotions?
right before and then she was deteriorating the last few months and then the day we put her down she had another stroke that at that point my goodness we were like okay you know this would be cruel to try to yeah you know, make her, and she was 16 and a half at that point, which is very old for a lab.
Yeah. So, so after her stroke, she would go to the, when she was able to walk, she would go to the stairs and be like, oh yeah, I can't.
Yeah. That's not happening. Correct.
Scoop me up.
Yeah. Well, no, we did, we, she didn't because they, all the dogs used to sleep in the bed, but after that she just slept, you know, downstairs on, on the big dog bed.
Yeah. Hmm.
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Yeah, I'm still trying to wrestle with this idea of, like, do dogs understand... People. Like, even I was watching some dog whisperer episodes, and he always says, like, he's like, no, even when the people are walking their dog, he goes, no, shoulders back. This is for the human. Shoulders back, head up, air of confidence that the dog knows that, right?
So how does a dog know confidence or... Well, it's just body language.
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Chapter 7: How do dogs react to different animals they encounter?
You don't think there's an energy that the dog knows something's up here.
Well, again, going back to the way they sense emotions, I would say that would be part of it. But I don't know if they would necessarily say he's talking about me. I don't know if I would go that far.
Yeah, I know there's a lot of videos online, but people are, in the videos when people are on the phone, they're using purposely keywords that the dog's favorite words, but they're pretending to be on the phone. Right. They'll be like, oh, yeah, no, you wanted to go for a walk. Okay, yeah, we can do that. And we'll go out and we'll get some treats when we go out there.
And the dog's like, well, who the hell is this person talking to?
You're saying all these my words, right?
I always do think that it must be very confusing for dogs when we are on the phone.
Yes.
Like not in a busy house. Like I don't have a busy house. It's me. Right. So I do talk out loud to the dog all the time. But when I'm on the phone, does the dog think the same thing as when I'm just talking to the dog as when I'm talking on the phone?
I would say no. I think they would figure that out. They would understand, oh, this is the time when he talks to that piece of plastic that is holding to his head.
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Chapter 8: What unusual foods do people eat that might seem disgusting?
She doesn't react to the visual television or the things on television.
I've had two that did. Harley was our first, uh, seeing eye, uh, dog that came back to us, uh, did. And now Raymond, who was a rescue, he does. But the other two in between Cooper and Quail, uh-uh.
yeah i see so many dogs on videos on the internet looking at television it just depends on the dog yeah maybe it's some dogs just know if there's no scent and no depth perception they just kind of realize oh it's it's fake it's not real yeah um but others and and actually now that i think about it out loud
Harley and Raymond, when we go on walks and they'd see a statue or something, they react like, what is that? And I'm like, it's not alive, it's not real. But the others don't. So whatever that is, that part of their brain, it was common for those, they had that in common.
Now, my dog, generally, the only noises she makes is she whines, right? So she whines about everything. But every now and then, if we're on a walk, she'll do a low growl. And then I start looking for an animal, like either a cat or the fox that's running around. And so many times, she does the growl for a while before I spot the animal.
Of course, yeah. Yeah, Raymond, when I'm taking him on the walks, he's very squirrel-activated. And, of course, the squirrels are always around.
Those squirrels make weird noises sometimes, right?
They go, eh. Yeah, and I don't see it, but I know it's somewhere, and then I'll see it.
Yeah, he's giving you the warning.
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