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Boomer & Gio

Jazz Chisholm Wants That MVP

12 Feb 2026

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Chapter 1: What incident involving an Olympic skier is discussed?

0.031 - 11.069 Boomer Esiason

Talking about the Olympics, this is the clip. So it's from a while ago. I don't know when, but this is the clip you were referencing from the skier who got hit in the family jewels. Yannick Bertrand.

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17.84 - 23.068 Rashad McCants

Oh, the gate to the groin for Yannick Bertrand, and you could hear it.

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24.567 - 31.441 Mick Cronin

Oh, I'll miss you. Wow, the boys took a beating on that one.

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31.481 - 43.586 Boomer Esiason

That was a great clip. Isolated. Yep, the boys took a beating on that one. Definitely swollen testicles.

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43.867 - 44.027

Oh.

44.513 - 68.103 Boomer Esiason

Speaking of which, I went to our high school wrestling match last night to watch my friend's son wrestle. They don't wear cups or anything to protect themselves in that area? You're asking me? No, I'm telling you. That's insane. How do you not have swollen testicles every week? Yeah. The grabbing. I mean, that's a tough sport. They're not supposed to be grabbing your testicles.

68.123 - 88.104 Boomer Esiason

I didn't say they're supposed to, but you got your arms going in all different areas. There's going to be some pulling and yanking by mistake. Pulling and yanking. I mean, that is a brutal sport. It is. What's so funny? It's just what we've done here in the winter. You know, Boomer's watching these Olympic games. You're going to high school wrestling for your friend's son.

88.124 - 107.127 Boomer Esiason

Yeah, with my friend's son. And he did great. And you're still going to the Portly Villager. Very consistent with that. You know? What else was I doing at 530 on a Wednesday night? Anyhow, NFL, the Seahawks parade. Just a couple more. Here's Jackson Smith and Jigba. Very, very excited.

107.407 - 114.995 Unknown

See! See! We're the best in the world!

Chapter 2: What insights are shared about the Seahawks' Super Bowl parade?

262.393 - 280.945 Boomer Esiason

Anybody ask him what he thinks when people call him Jism? I don't think so. I don't know if anyone ever has, though. That has to have come up somewhere. On a podcast or something. People seem to confuse your name and... Call you Jizzum. Or even growing up, was that a thing for you? Yeah. You know, were you made fun of as a kid, you would think.

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280.965 - 303.373 Boomer Esiason

Well, there was that player on Cincinnati's basketball team named Jizzy James. Jizzle. Was it Jizzle James? Yes. Sorry. Not Jizzy. It was Jizzle. Jizzle. Jizzle James. Yes. That's a little bit easier to say, though. Jizzle than Jizzy or Jizzum. Easier than what Chisholm's name is.

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303.493 - 303.974 Rashad McCants

Okay.

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304.074 - 304.474 Boomer Esiason

Jizz.

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309.44 - 309.821 Unknown

Come on.

310.041 - 339.348 Boomer Esiason

So enunciated. He just enunciated Jizzle. That's a kid's name. What would you like me to do? Nothing. No, that's his name. You know the phrase, fool me once, it's a shame on me, fool me twice, or on you in two, whatever. So this is White Sox GM Chris Goetz. Now, these are four different times he's done this. I'm sure you saw this. So they acquired Luis Angel Acuna in the offseason.

340.049 - 341.972 Boomer Esiason

And you tell me what's wrong with this comment.

341.952 - 350.041 Chris Goetz

He's got a lot of potential. He can play all over the diamond. He's a strong defender, base runner, switch hitter. He can do a lot of different things. What's wrong in there?

350.421 - 354.285 Boomer Esiason

Well, I mean, I saw this. He's not a switch hitter. That's right. So that's one time.

Chapter 3: What does Jazz Chisholm say about his MVP aspirations?

538.698 - 550.977 Boomer Esiason

It comes back to a conversation earlier in the day, or maybe the day before, on a podcast Rashad McCants with former net Kenyon Martin said, McCants cannot believe that the Nets just got rid of this guy.

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551.057 - 568.653 Rashad McCants

Started off the season doing exactly what you do to hurt your hamstring and they put you on the bench because of your hamstring and you're struggling just a little bit to then cut you? This ain't football. I've never seen that before. Sounds like a bad organization to me. Could be that, too.

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568.673 - 577.242 Boomer Esiason

That's Kenyon Martin at the end, and then... Do you mind your business, huh? He wasn't on this one. Someone who else is sitting there says, excuse me?

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Chapter 4: How does Jazz Chisholm's contract year impact his motivation?

577.362 - 580.085 Boomer Esiason

Could be. Yeah, we're not pushing that narrative, though.

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580.265 - 585.011 Rashad McCants

Could be him, could be him. No, it's not pushing the narrative. We're not pushing that narrative. Could be him, could be him.

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585.031 - 602.051 Boomer Esiason

I don't know what the... I don't work for Brooklyn. I don't work for Brooklyn. Wow, you know, the amazing thing is, why do you think they let him go? I have no idea. As soon as Evan walked in the next morning, I'm like, he's 24 years old. I know, but was there an internal issue or anything? It must be. I don't know because the kid's talent is outstanding.

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602.572 - 621.359 Boomer Esiason

And I thought he was going to be the face of this team with the new draft picks, but he's now in Milwaukee. Something had to happen. You would think, unless it's contract related and they don't want to give him a big max deal coming up. Yeah, but what year is he in? I'd have to look. I don't know. He's 24 years old. He's 24, so maybe he's in his third or fourth year.

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621.44 - 638.804 Boomer Esiason

Maybe there is a contract coming up. But if that were the case, I wonder if they'd try to trade him. Well, not anymore because they released him. That's what I'm saying. He's in Milwaukee. Number six, UConn beat Butler 80-70. Seton Hall a good win over Providence 87-80. And you ever wonder how these guys think about recruiting?

638.864 - 647.139 Boomer Esiason

Here is UCLA head coach Mick Cronin, who is looking for some size in the offseason and how he directs his GM to find a new player or two.

647.479 - 666.783 Mick Cronin

Find me the biggest, nastiest vodka-drinking Eastern European you can. It's like tell yogis, meet with all these agents from all over the world who are coming in, I guess. Just find some guy that used to wrestle bears in Lithuania or something.

666.803 - 680.957 Boomer Esiason

Yeah, that's pretty much where we're at. Go find a 7'4 guy that can bang down balls. Wrestle bears in Lithuania. Yeah. Drinks vodka. And he's referencing the All-Star Games in L.A., so the basketball world is there. So go talk to everybody, and there you go.

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