Chapter 1: What sporting events has Boomer Esiason attended?
Have you ever been to a Final Four? Yes. Yeah. Yes, down in Atlanta. And that was University of Maryland versus Indiana.
All right. Now, because Maryland was in it, I'm sure it was exciting for you. But if you hadn't gone to a Final Four, would it be on your sports bucket list of places to go?
Only if Maryland were in it.
Yeah.
I don't want to see North Carolina. I don't want to see Duke. I don't want to see Arizona.
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Chapter 2: Is the Final Four on Boomer's sports bucket list?
I don't want to see Kansas. I don't want to see any. But now listen, I am rooting for St. John's. I am. I am 100% rooting for Rick Pitino and this group of kids that, you know, he told us he loved them before the season started and that they would get better as the season went on. And he was spot on.
Yeah. See, Final Four to me now, especially because it's played in these giant buildings, and it's just strange. Like, it just doesn't have – there's nothing about it that I'm dying to go and see. And plus, even if St. John's were in the Final Four, I'd be much happier watching it from home. That's not a bucket list sports thing for me, going to a Final Four. Yeah, not for me either.
I mean, going to a game maybe in, like, Cameron Indoor, even though I'm not a Duke guy, we just experience something like that, you know?
Yeah.
But you know what I mean, like the tradition there and the whole thing.
I don't care about that tradition. You don't like them at all?
No. I didn't know you hated Duke so much. I know a lot of people hate Duke. I didn't know you were one of those guys. Well, they were in the ACC when I was there. I mean, come on. I just thought you generally are a respect greatness guy. Coach K you've always liked? I do like Coach K, yes.
I do respect him. I know there's always controversies around him. different coaches, but my loyalty lies to Gary Williams.
Of course, I understand. I mean, I know you hate the Flyers. That's the thing that you hate. Yep. But I did not get that same sense until recently.
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Chapter 3: Why doesn't Boomer want to attend the Masters?
Get out of here. Get out of here. Yeah. He's a minor leaguer. Was he a minor leaguer? Was he a major leaguer? You're surrounding Soto with minor leaguers. I want Alonzo back.
Yeah.
All right.
I've been to pretty much every All-Star game. Or every league's All-Star game.
Yeah, I have no desire to go to any All-Star games. I went to a home run derby back in the day when the All-Star game was at the Vet. I want to say it was 1996. You had Ken Griffey Jr. You had Barry Bonds. You had Mark McGuire. I mean, it was a big one.
That was some home run contest. That was a good one. Who won that?
I don't remember.
Okay.
You know what I remember? I remember stopping at a Roy Rogers on the side of the road. At a gas station getting food poisoning. That's what I remember about that trip.
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Chapter 4: Why does Boomer prefer watching sports on TV?
14 years old. I'll put this thing down. I got an ironclad stomach. Ten minutes later. I mean, it happened like that. Wow. That thing was rancid. Some nasty bacteria. Is Roy Rogers around? I'm not sure.
It's got to be Roy Rogers.
Al says a few. Okay. Yeah, that was a bad one. Why do they have to bet a freaking All-Star game with a vet? You know? I guess back then the vet wasn't as bad as it is now. I mean, as we've grown to know about it. Obviously, no one plays there now.
Well, think about the amount of seats you could sell at the vet.
That's true. Oh, I got one right by Al. Got a couple Roy Rogers right there. Got three in New Jersey. Look at that. Pine Beach Owl? I don't know where that is.
Probably the closest one to me would be Brick.
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Chapter 5: What bucket list events does Boomer still want to attend?
Brick. Brick.
So I'm trying to remember what Roy Rogers is known for. Well, they had the chicken for sure, and they had also roast beef sandwiches and then hamburgers. But I would say chicken one, roast beef two. Okay.
Okay.
Yeah, roast beef sliders. Roast beef. One of my favorite stories of all time. Need to go back there. You know it, you know it. Yeah, a lot of chicken here. Chicken tender meal, fried chicken, fried chicken family meal. Yep, Texas Pete spicy chicken sandwich. Wow. Let's go. How many chickens do you think are slaughtered per year? We talked about this. We did this about three months ago.
Yeah, I don't know. It's a lot. It's a lot. I mean, you can go anywhere. Unlimited chicken.
I told you my friend owns a, he basically, he owns a sausage company. I think they're slaughtering about 30,000 pigs a month. Yeah, he gave me this. Yeah, he gave me that. That's just one company. Yep.
I know. I tend not to think about that stuff.
I know.
You think about it a lot?
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Chapter 6: What does Boomer think about the Kentucky Derby experience?
It looks like a war zone over there. I'm telling you right now. Isn't that Coca-Cola plant over there? That McDonald's. Like I would maybe go in there with a bulletproof vest.
Maybe.
All right. If you had one. Okay. But, oh, my God.
Chapter 7: What are the highlights of Boomer's experience at the Indy 500?
You stop in there. I'm pumping gas. The stuff I see coming in and out of that McDonald's. Don't need any of that in my life. Okay. I don't need a, what do they have now? What's the Archburger? I don't need an Archburger that bad. Might turn me into an Archburger. Big Arch.