Chapter 1: What internal sports competition is brewing on the Carton Show?
WFAN softball may be defunct, but we've got different kind of internal sports competition brewing here as Craig continues to call you guys out for too much golf talk here on the show, as well as talking some smack that he and his son Sonny could beat the two of you in a match, more specifically that Craig would apparently wipe the floor with Gio.
I said it wouldn't be fair if we played them, because while Sonny and Boomer would be pretty close, and I give the edge to Boomer by a couple strokes for sure, Me versus G is non-competitive. I'm a three handicap. Like, what do you want me to do? Good. Like, bogey holes on purpose to make him feel good about himself? And I know he loves golf, but I'm also a competitive guy.
Sure. All right, McMichael. Sure. Oh, good. Since he's a three handicap, how many strokes are you getting then?
I'll be 14.
Okay, perfect. Yeah. So you guys doubted that he would bite and walk the walk? Well... Apparently not.
And if those guys are willing to embarrass themselves and report the results of said tournament on the air.
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Chapter 2: How does Craig compare his golf skills to Boomer and Gio?
Well, then I'm your Huckleberry Boys. Oh, you've accepted the challenge. I'm your Huckleberry Boys. Oh, this is going to be great.
If you want some smoke, I got it for you, baby. Now, he, of course, made it clear no gambling or wagering allowed. Of course, yes, we know. Because he doesn't do that anymore. Other than that, let's go.
Here's what I'll say. We'll pick a day this summer. You can tell me the course. You tell me the time. And it's on. I like Donkey Kong. I don't back away from a challenge. And if they want to be embarrassed as the golf guys of WFAN, I'm not the golf guy.
Now, you pointed out, the guy can't get through three holes normally.
Oh, the ADD is just like off the charts.
In the spirit of competition.
And then sometimes you'll get a whip for this. He'll put his mark in front of the ball.
Yeah.
Because sometimes he sees it backwards.
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Chapter 3: What challenge did Craig and Sonny extend to Boomer and Gio?
Yeah.
Yeah, that's a good one. It has to be Carton and C-Mac. Yeah. Or Big Mac. That'd be fine. And by the way, we'd be doing a disservice if we didn't talk about the Masters or the U.S. Open and those things. I think you just meant your golf. He said golf.
Long Island golf talk. Private club talk. That type of thing.
Do we get an offer of a course here? Yeah, all right. We got an offer already. Wow.
Got an offer already.
That was quick. We're going to have to film it, too, by the way.
We're going to have to. Yeah, they did say YouTube, sell it, invite people. They were all for that, both of them.
YouTube and selling it and all this other crap? Are we going to give everybody Junk Bomb as they show up?
Yeah, sure, Junk Bomb. McMonagall's just going to drink transfusions and ride along in the cart. That's his role. Yeah. Maybe you could say some more. Isn't that what he does on the radio show too? Don't you make the joke. Let me play one last thing before you end. This is just wrapping it up as the lines have been drawn.
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Chapter 4: What are the stakes of the golf match between the teams?
Boomer and Carter with Hank Haney and Tiger's locked in live as they're doing the interview on the air. That seemed a bit much, but yeah. You never know.
You never know. All right, so is he going to play to a three handicap? Does he have an official gin? No, he doesn't have an official gin.
He said he was a three handicap, so he's basically put it out there, and you put it out there, you got to live up to it.
Yeah, if he goes three handicap, non-competitive, yeah, it's a three. That's it. You said he's a three. You said I am a three handicap.
Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, three handicap. He plays three holes.
That's his handicap.
I have three handicaps, but he's a three handicap. He's got like five handicaps.
Thank you.
And I guess Sonny's really playing well that he's around like a 5 or a 6. Yeah. I'd totally buy that.
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Chapter 5: How do the hosts plan to document the golf match?
Perfect tradeoff. And then if he really, really wants to up it, he's got to hire CeeLo.
Oh, yeah. That'll put the kibosh on the whole thing. Like, no, sorry, I'm out. I'm doing a lot of things. I'm not doing that.
All right, very good, CeeLo. We will see you next hour.