We Talk "Inappropriate Relationships"

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What types of men are considered likely to sleep with your partner?

Gio 0:00

Yeah, I don't know why this showed up in my algorithm, but I'm going to read off this to you, all right? Okay. Types of men who can easily sleep with your woman. Oh, boy. This showed up in your algorithm. Okay. I'd love to hear this. All right, you ready? Yeah. Tell me if you agree with these. One, the gym instructor. Of course. All right. Two, the co-worker, especially the one she spends eight plus hours a day with. Absolutely.

Why is the handyman often mentioned in discussions about infidelity?

Gio 0:27

All right. All right. Her ex, the one who knows her body. Yeah. All right, number four. I'm Boomer Esaias.

Gio 0:45

I don't think he's on the list, Eddie.

What role do co-workers play in inappropriate relationships?

Gio 0:49

Number four. The best friend's brother slash close family friend. Wait, the best friend... Best friend's brother. That's interesting. Yeah.

How does a gym instructor fit into the conversation about infidelity?

Gio 1:00

Yeah. Why not? Sure. Okay. The rich guy, boss, high status man in her circle. Yeah. All right. Number six. The bartender, club promoter, nightlife guy. Okay. That to me doesn't fit this list, but okay. The handyman.

1:20

Okay.

Gio 1:20

Plumber, repair guy who comes to the house. That one feels more like, I'm sure it happens, but that one feels more like something we heard that went on in the 30s and 40s. I don't know. Maybe. I suppose. What's next? The milkman? No, no, no, no, no.

Boomer Esaias 1:35

Pizza guy? Right.

Gio 1:36

No, no, no. No, we don't have that. Eight's personal trainer, which is the same thing as gym instructor. Oh, that's what I thought you meant by gym instructor. I mean, I guess it's the same thing. Yeah, I think I would take that as an instructor or personal. Interesting one here. Number nine, the neighbor. Yeah, of course. Why not? And then 10, the celebrity lookalike, extremely good-looking person who gives attention. That's stupid. You should lop that one off. But I think there's seven on there that are absolutely really good. There's types of men who can easily sleep with your woman. Now, personally, for me, the only one that fits a criteria here would be the handyman. plumber repair guy okay because the rest of them really don't would not factor in i don't think i mean you could be blindsided by anything tony clark's banging his sister-in-law but i mean you know what i mean but the one that would make the most sense i think would be the handyman because i can't do anything around the house are you trying to get the pipe

Gio 2:28

Any of them fit, honestly. It could happen anywhere, anytime with anybody. Yeah, I mean, my plumber might be listening, but he's fatter and uglier than me, so I don't have to worry about him. Yes. All right, here's a good question. Yeah. Would you be concerned, knowing that you had, let's say, an electrician or a plumber, whatever the service might be, and he had come over and done a repair. You were home, and he turned out. He shows up, and the dude's fairly attractive, and he's jacked.

What experiences do listeners share about attractive service workers?

Gio 3:00

Then you're at work. There's an issue. Would you have a problem? Yeah, I would be like, we can't be doing this. How about, though, like we had the dad at the kids' sports games? Oh, yeah, but he said those were single moms, though. He did say that. He said that you're going to see a lot of these single moms that are out there. There's a lot of divorced moms, too. Yeah, well, yeah, that's the same deal type of thing. But, yeah, do you have one of those on there that you feel like would be an issue? I think they could all be an issue, honestly. No, no, I mean for you personally, because I think the only one personally for me would be the handyman. Um... Yeah, there's probably a couple of them, sure. Because co-worker doesn't work.

Gio 3:39

She's a gym instructor at this point.

Boomer Esaias 3:41

Bartender.

Gio 3:43

How about gym attendee? No, it's all women that go to those pure hot things. They don't have a single man in the class.

Boomer Esaias 3:48

There's no men? Okay.

Gio 3:49

You don't have to worry about that then. And if there are men, they're, you know. What? Do you know what I mean? They're doing ice dancing. I just thought she was a fitness instructor. They're Lady Gaga fans. Okay. You know. Fair enough. Let's go to Pat in Kingston. What's going on, Pat? Hey, how's it going, guys? Hey, man. Hi, Pat.

Pat 4:08

Hey, so I just turned on the radio, and I heard you talking about the kind of guys, and you mentioned Handyman.