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Boomer & Gio

We Talk "Inappropriate Relationships"

18 Feb 2026

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Chapter 1: What types of men are considered likely to sleep with your partner?

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Yeah, I don't know why this showed up in my algorithm, but I'm going to read off this to you, all right? Okay. Types of men who can easily sleep with your woman. Oh, boy. This showed up in your algorithm. Okay. I'd love to hear this. All right, you ready? Yeah. Tell me if you agree with these. One, the gym instructor. Of course. All right.

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Two, the co-worker, especially the one she spends eight plus hours a day with. Absolutely.

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Chapter 2: Why is the handyman often mentioned in discussions about infidelity?

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All right. All right. Her ex, the one who knows her body. Yeah. All right, number four. I'm Boomer Esaias. I don't think he's on the list, Eddie.

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Chapter 3: What role do co-workers play in inappropriate relationships?

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Number four. The best friend's brother slash close family friend. Wait, the best friend... Best friend's brother. That's interesting. Yeah.

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Chapter 4: How does a gym instructor fit into the conversation about infidelity?

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Yeah. Why not? Sure. Okay. The rich guy, boss, high status man in her circle. Yeah. All right. Number six. The bartender, club promoter, nightlife guy. Okay. That to me doesn't fit this list, but okay. The handyman.

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Plumber, repair guy who comes to the house. That one feels more like, I'm sure it happens, but that one feels more like something we heard that went on in the 30s and 40s. I don't know. Maybe. I suppose. What's next? The milkman? No, no, no, no, no.

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Pizza guy? Right.

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No, no, no. No, we don't have that. Eight's personal trainer, which is the same thing as gym instructor. Oh, that's what I thought you meant by gym instructor. I mean, I guess it's the same thing. Yeah, I think I would take that as an instructor or personal. Interesting one here. Number nine, the neighbor. Yeah, of course. Why not?

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And then 10, the celebrity lookalike, extremely good-looking person who gives attention. That's stupid. You should lop that one off. But I think there's seven on there that are absolutely really good. There's types of men who can easily sleep with your woman. Now, personally, for me, the only one that fits a criteria here would be the handyman.

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plumber repair guy okay because the rest of them really don't would not factor in i don't think i mean you could be blindsided by anything tony clark's banging his sister-in-law but i mean you know what i mean but the one that would make the most sense i think would be the handyman because i can't do anything around the house are you trying to get the pipe Any of them fit, honestly.

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It could happen anywhere, anytime with anybody. Yeah, I mean, my plumber might be listening, but he's fatter and uglier than me, so I don't have to worry about him. Yes. All right, here's a good question. Yeah. Would you be concerned, knowing that you had, let's say, an electrician or a plumber, whatever the service might be, and he had come over and done a repair.

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You were home, and he turned out. He shows up, and the dude's fairly attractive, and he's jacked.

Chapter 5: What experiences do listeners share about attractive service workers?

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Then you're at work. There's an issue. Would you have a problem? Yeah, I would be like, we can't be doing this. How about, though, like we had the dad at the kids' sports games? Oh, yeah, but he said those were single moms, though. He did say that. He said that you're going to see a lot of these single moms that are out there. There's a lot of divorced moms, too.

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Yeah, well, yeah, that's the same deal type of thing. But, yeah, do you have one of those on there that you feel like would be an issue? I think they could all be an issue, honestly. No, no, I mean for you personally, because I think the only one personally for me would be the handyman. Um... Yeah, there's probably a couple of them, sure. Because co-worker doesn't work.

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She's a gym instructor at this point.

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Bartender.

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How about gym attendee? No, it's all women that go to those pure hot things. They don't have a single man in the class.

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There's no men? Okay.

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You don't have to worry about that then. And if there are men, they're, you know. What? Do you know what I mean? They're doing ice dancing. I just thought she was a fitness instructor. They're Lady Gaga fans. Okay. You know. Fair enough. Let's go to Pat in Kingston. What's going on, Pat? Hey, how's it going, guys? Hey, man. Hi, Pat.

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Hey, so I just turned on the radio, and I heard you talking about the kind of guys, and you mentioned Handyman. And Jerry was saying that he didn't think that actually happens too much. Like maybe it's like more of like a fairytale movie kind of thing.

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Yeah, not that it was an everyday type of occurrence, but I'm guessing you called in to tell me that that is an everyday occurrence.

Chapter 6: How does the handyman's story reflect real-life scenarios?

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And then she booked me to do all this work on her bathroom. And it was the middle of the summer. It was crazy hot. It was an old, big Victorian house, no AC. And so I was outside like doing something. And she came out, she was pretty good looking lady. And she came out and she was like, she's like, you look really hot. And I was like, uh, yeah, I'm pretty hot.

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And then she takes out this hose and just starts spraying me with the hose. And then you took out your hose? No, and then I was like, oh, crap. And then she started spraying herself with the hose. And I was like, I gotta go. So I packed up my stuff and left for the day. And I went home and I walked in the door and my wife is like, why are you soaking wet?

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And I was like, uh, she was like, it was that lady.

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Wow, man. Oh man. And she was on your wife. Did your wife do anything about it? Like, did she go and find the woman and go confront her or anything? Or you just never went back there?

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No, I don't. I had to go back and finish the job. And then when I, and then the worst part is when I went back and I was getting paid, the husband had assumed that all this stuff had happened when he was gone. Now, he was pissed off at me, and he's, like, handing me all this money and stuff, like, thinking that I was, like, you know, getting it on with his wife when he was gone.

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But, yeah, it happens a lot. The handyman is a thing. The handyman is a thing.

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Okay. I stand corrected. Yeah, thanks, Pat. I appreciate it. Nailed it. Yeah, sharing that story.

Chapter 7: What are the implications of trust in relationships with service providers?

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Damn. Yeah, I mean, you know what's crazy is even hearing these stories, it doesn't make me want to learn how to do anything. You just got to make sure you're home. Yeah, but I mean, there's obviously a level of trust that is involved in these things. But the other ones, I can't even imagine those other scenarios. The handyman thing, I could make that. You can see that. I could see that happen.

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like a light bulb or something, you know, falls out of the ceiling. I don't know how to fix this. Oh, come on. No, I'm saying she would be like that if I was somewhere. I don't know how to do this. Had to have him over. Had to. Pat, nice slip. What's going on, Pat?

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What's up, J.O.? Two things. You know, you guys don't remember when Rangers and Islanders fans used to chant Uncle Daddy to Martin Brodeur?

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Vaguely.

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Yeah, I remember now. Yeah, that's because he knocked up his sister-in-law or something like that.

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That's right. Yeah, he did. Yes, that's right, Pat. And that's what Sean Avery used to get on him for, right?

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Yeah, yeah. We used to all chant. I started chanting Uncle Daddy, and then one day I told my buddy, I'm like, why are we chanting this? He's like, because he knocked up his sister-in-law or something like that. It was something crazy. Or something like that.

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Good call, man. Oh, boy. Sounded like Pat Nice-looking. Wow. Yeah. Yeah. It's crazy stuff that goes on out there, man. Sure is. A lot more than you even know. Yeah. No, I know. I mean, the Tony Clark thing just dropped out of the sky. Think about how many people have not been found out. Well, yeah.

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I mean, then again, I mean, God, we just got all those Epstein files of horrible things that were going on and all those names that were in there. Yeah, that's another. That's different. This is two consenting adults doing something they probably shouldn't be doing. Oh, come on. What? The call? Oh, I'm sure. John and Wes Milford. What's going on, John?

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