The 12 Labours of Hercules 💪🦁 | Greece’s Greatest Hero Explained | Boring History For Sleep

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How did Hera sabotage Heracles' birth and create the Milky Way?

Jeremy Bamber 0:00
Hey there, night owls. Tonight we're cracking open the story of the strongest man who ever lived. And trust me, your school textbook left out all the good parts. Ancient Greece is a mess. Monsters everywhere, titans throwing tantrums, and humans basically running for their lives between breakfast and dinner. So Zeus, king of the gods, decides it's time to build a hero. He picks a mortal princess named Alcmene, and soon a boy named Heracles is born, strong enough to save the world. One tiny problem. Hera, Zeus' wife, finds out about her husband's latest mortal romance, and she is not amused. From day one, she swears this kid will suffer for every single breath he takes. Welcome to the most cursed childhood in mythology.
Jeremy Bamber 0:44
Before we dive in, hit that like button and drop a comment telling me where in the world you're watching from tonight. Now dim the lights, get comfortable, and let's roll. Up on Olympus, the Queen of the Gods looks down at the woman carrying her husband's child, and she begins to plan. Killing the boy outright is off the table. Zeus would never allow it, and the other gods would notice. But Hera has spotted something better. A few months earlier, in front of the entire Olympian council, Zeus made a careless boast. The next descendant of Perseus born on a particular day, he declared, would rule the mighty kingdom of Mycenae. It was meant as a coronation gift for his unborn son. It turns out to be exactly the kind of promise Zeus should not have made out loud.
Jeremy Bamber 1:28
because Heracles is not the only descendant of Perseus about to enter the world. In a smaller palace down in Argos, a woman named Nysipe is also pregnant seven months along with a boy who will be called Eurystheus. Hera sees the loophole the way a hungry wolf spots a limping deer. She descends to Earth, calls in a favor from the goddess of childbirth, a minor deity named Eilithea, and sets her plan in motion. Ilithea sits down outside Alcmene's bedroom door, laces her fingers together tightly and begins to wait. In the ancient world, crossed fingers were believed to magically block a birth from proceeding. It is, frankly, one of the strangest forms of divine sabotage ever recorded, the most powerful goddess in the cosmos pulling off her scheme by essentially making a hand pretzel and refusing to let go.
Jeremy Bamber 2:17
For nearly seven full days, Alcmene struggles in agony while the gods on Olympus place quiet bets on the outcome. Some side with Zeus, some side with Hera, and a few simply pour themselves more nectar and pretend not to be invested in the drama unfolding below. Eventually a clever servant in Alcmene's household figures out what is happening. She bursts out of the bedroom door, claps her hands and shouts that the baby has already been born. Ilithya, startled, accidentally unlaces her fingers in shock. The spell breaks instantly, and Alcmen finally gives birth to her son, along with a twin half-brother named Iphicles, fathered the very same night by her mortal husband Amphitryon. It is, you have to admit, a very unusual family situation.
Jeremy Bamber 3:02
Most households do not produce two siblings with two different fathers in a single evening, one of whom happens to be a god. But this is mythology, where weekend gatherings tended to get complicated. By the time the sun sets that day, Eurystheus has entered the world first, technically fulfilling Zeus' oath. The kingdom that should have belonged to Heracles, the throne that was promised to the greatest hero ever born, now belongs to a sickly, frightened, frail little baby, who, unsurprisingly, will grow up into a sickly, frightened, frail little man. Zeus realises what has happened the moment he glances down from Olympus. He sees Eurystheus wailing in his cradle, already the future king of Mycenae, while his own divine son is still waiting to be born.
Jeremy Bamber 3:48
The king of the gods is furious, but he's also bound by his own promise. You can't be the supreme ruler of the universe and then weasel out of your sacred oaths just because your wife outsmarted you. Well, you can, but the other gods would never let you hear the end of it.

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