Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard

181: New Epstein Pics (Clinton/Gates/Trump) + Nick Fuentes on Piers + Burr Confronts Maron

15 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We'll talk new Epstein pics (featuring Clinton, Gates, Bannon, Trump ... ), an exciting hair loss treatment, Trump potentially rescheduling marijuana,...

180: Owen Benjamin Was Right + Candace Owens' Background + Idiotic Comedian Rankings

08 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We're back to talk the top 25 comedians of the 21st century, President Trump's revival of the Monroe Doctrine, revelations about Candace Owens, Owen B...

179: War With Venezuela? + More UFO Talk + Sam Sticks Nicotine Up His Bum

01 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard are live! We talk possible war with Venezuela as President Trump closes their airspace, the L.A. Mayor Karen Bass calli...

178: Trump Reverses Epstein Course (Again) + Alex Stein Calls + SKANKFEST!

18 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

President Trump reverses course again on the Epstein files, after spending the week attacking Republicans who planned to vote for the release. That, p...

177: Leslie Jones Attacks Tony Hinchcliffe + J6 Pipe-Bomb Bombshell! + Patrick Bet-David's IDIOTIC Take

10 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Patrick Bet-David wins DUMBEST TAKE EVER, Dick Cheney is dead, revelations in the J6 pipe bomb plot, UFOs in the water, Trump introduces 50-year-mortg...

176: Sam Mourns His Dog + Nick Fuentes Does Tucker + Charlie Kirk Probe Shut Down?

03 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We celebrate Sam Tripoli's birthday, and talk Nick Fuentes on Tucker Carlson, the FBI shutting down an inquiry into the Charlie Kirk event, Gavin Newo...

175: NJ Drone Mystery 'Solved' + Sam Does Rogan's Club + Candace Owens To Ignore Gag Order

23 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We're live from Austin, TX as Sam does a weekend at Joe Rogan's Comedy Mothership. We get into John Bolton's indictment, Marc Maron's hypocrisy, Trump...

174: Charlie Kirk Israel Texts Revealed + Bill Burr's Mistake + Trump's Gaza Ceasefire

13 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We're back as the Charlie Kirk event takes yet another twist, with texts that seem to confirm what some suspected. Also we discuss reaction to Bill Bu...

173: Candace Owens' Bombshell Charlie Kirk Theory + Theo Von's Taping + Kanye's List

06 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We talk Candace Owen's explosive new theory about Tyler Robinson and his role in the Charlie Kirk event, plus Kanye has a list of his own, and we get ...

172: Nic Cage/Charlie Kirk Connection + Rogan Club Gone Woke? + Tim Dillon Fired From Saudi Festival

29 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Sam proves yet again that he's an oracle whose predictive power rivals ... the films of Nicolas Cage?! We talk about how crazy it is that "Snake Eyes"...

171: Charlie Kirk Fallout/Theories + Kimmel Fired + New UAP Footage + Zuckerberg FAIL

22 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We continue to grapple with the Charlie Kirk incident. Apparently the military plans to use him in their recruiting. Jimmy Kimmel probably wishes he n...

170: Sam's Message to Bryan Callen (After Rogan Debate) + Creepy Trump-Epstein Letter + Jim Breuer's Wisdom

12 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Sam has some words for Bryan Callen after Bryan gets a little talking-to about science by Rogan, we absorb some wisdom from Jim Breuer, and we take a ...

169: CIA Podcast Plants + Off the Grid Ryan Update + UK Free Speech Arrests

08 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard are back to milk this thing for all it is worth. We talk Putin and Xi being caught talking life extension and organ tra...

168: Sam Did Rogan! (Austin move?) + Netanyahu on PBD + Sam Gets Secret Love Letter From Fan

01 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Sam recaps his Rogan experience and reads a surprising letter live on the show from a woman who wants to hook up with him. Also this week we talk Neta...

167: "Pay Pigs" + Sam Does Rogan + Worst TFH Ever? + XG Menaces Chat

25 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We are back after an extended break (for Sam to do Rogan!) to take your feedback, talk about what's happening in Washington D.C., the immigrant crisis...

166: Sam Going On Rogan + Lex Fridman Under Fire + Alien Footage + Happy Gilmore 2

04 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week on a live Broken Sim we learn Sam is headed back on the Joe Rogan Experience. We also have footage of aliens, and we discuss Lex Fridman bei...

165: Nelk Boys Interview Netanyahu + Revisiting Rogan v Mencia + Hunter Biden Defends Crack + Colbert Canned

28 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The Nelk Boys host a murderous tyrant, and so does Shawn Ryan (Netanyahu and Gavin Newsom, respectively). We get into that, plus Hunter Biden's hilari...

164: Big News! + More Epstein Gaslighting + Thomas Massie Controlled? w/ Guest Sharay Hayes aka 'The Punisher' From The Diddy Trial

17 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We have a big announcement! Also, The Punisher from the Diddy trial joins us on Broken Sim this week and shares his unbelievable story. Also this week...

163: Epstein Lies Could Cost Trump + Cloud-Seeding Propaganda + Population Collapse Could Help Greater Israel Project

14 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Why is the Trump administration lying to everyone about Epstein? Why is the weatherman industrial complex lying to us about cloud seeding? How does Eu...

162: Did Diddy Get Away With It? + Candace Owens' INSANE Trump/Macron Phone Call + Sam ***** Himself (Again)

07 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Did Diddy get away with it? We discuss that, Sam's latest sharting incident, the INSANITY that is the Candace Owens phone call from Trump about Macron...

161: Trump = Peacemaker? + Sam Tripoli & Owen Benjamin Meet + Iran/Israel

28 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On this special live Broken Simulation we recap the insanity of the past few weeks, discuss whether President Trump is playing 4D chess in the Middle ...

160: L.A. is Burning! (Again) + Peter Thiel Tried To Buy Tim Dillon + Ali Siddiq In Studio!

16 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Our whole city is going crazy again. The world is melting down. Sam has Baby AIDS. The hilarious Ali Siddiq is in studio. And we learn that Peter Thie...

159: Elon's Black Eye + Tim Dillon Wrecks Sam Harris + Tim Heidecker = Left Wing Rogan? + Will Trump Pardon Diddy?

07 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The guys are back to talk the Glenn Greenwald sex tape psyop, Sam's video game conspiracy, how the R-word is officially back, who the left wing Joe Ro...

#158: Trump Ambushes SA Pres + Elon v Gates + Bernie Finally Gets Real ft. 90 Day Fiancé's Sarper in Studio!

26 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Trump gives out another spanking in the White House, this time to the president of South Africa, Elon calls out Bill Gates for his Epstein ties, Comey...

157: Sam Tripoli = Francis Bacon?! + James Comey Wants Trump 86'd + Kanye Writes Perfect Pop Song

19 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

SO MUCH HAPPENED THIS WEEK. Is Sam Tripoli actually "Francis Ford Bacon"? Did James Comey call for the 86ing of President Trump? Can the White House m...

156: More UFO/Pentagon 'Disclosure' + Sam at Tom Segura's Premiere with XG from Tin Foil Hat

12 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It's a special edition of Broken Simulation featuring our friend XG from Tin Foil Hat! We discuss more UFO/UAP Pentagon disclosure (a whole secret pro...

155: Kanye **** His Cousin + UK Blocking Sun (Weather Mod) + Jordan Peterson Trashes Rep With Israel Talk

28 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Kanye West has gone even deeper into the mouth of madness. We take a look at that, Katy Perry's bizarre tour choreography, Sam not being allowed into ...

#154: Sam Addresses Controlled Opposition Accusations + Blue Origin's Bad Day + Douglas Murray Self-Owns

21 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard address accusations by the Tiktok fringe that Sam is controlled opposition, before getting into Douglas Murray's ...

#153: Talking Douglas Murray/Dave Smith on Rogan + Russell Brand + 'Dire Wolves' + John Wick 5

12 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We talk Douglas Murray's failed takedown of Dave Smith on the Joe Rogan Experience, the "de-extinction" of "dire wolves," Sam Harris' continued lunacy...

#152: Terrence Howard Solves Three-Body Problem? + Trump Admin Suffers Dumbest Leak Ever + Sam's Dad = Autism Pioneer

28 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Terrence Howard says he solved the three-body problem, so why does nobody seem to care? Also this week, the Trump administration suffers perhaps the d...

#151: Christ is King? + Trump Might Really Kill Income Tax + Sam Busted By Cops

17 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Apparently there's a serious proposal to do away with federal income tax for those making less than $150,000 a year. We obviously have to discuss that...

#150: Trump Tariffs/Crypto Reserve + Sam's Dad Loses Teeth + What's Going On With Epstein Files?

05 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The Trump tariffs have officially kicked in, and the effects (good and bad) are being felt. Trump also announced a strategic crypto reserve, but some ...

#149: LA Mayor BUSTED: Prior Knowledge Of Fires? + Kennedy Leaving LucasFilm! + Trump's Gold Card

28 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The L.A. mayor is busted by James O'Keefe for seemingly talking eerily about the fires three days BEFORE they started on a phone call recorded by a so...

#148: Our First Live Show! + Trump Sending Everyone $5K? + CIA Sabotage of Churches

23 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We will be taking calls, talking the "DOGE Dividend," CIA sabotage of certain religious organizations, and dealing with general insanity on today's li...

#147: Kanye Defends Puff, Attacks Chappelle + RFK Jr. Confirmed + Sam Is On Zyn And Squeaking

17 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Kanye West went off the deep end this week defending Diddy and attacking many other people, including all Js, along with Dave Chappelle. Also this wee...

#146: Breaking Down DC Plane Crash + Trump Frees Ross Ulbricht + More Shawn Ryan Sketchiness

01 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We recap Trump's crazy first days in office, talk about the American Airlines tragedy in DC, and we reveal how a certain historical tragedy was much w...

#145: Trump Gets To Work + Sam ROBBED While Home! + Gaza Deal Legit? + XG Calls

20 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Will Donald Trump free Ross Ulbricht day one? President Trump returns to the White House. What is in store for America? Does this Gaza deal mean anyth...

#144: Our City on Fire + Johnny Banned From Twitter + Zuckerberg's BS on Rogan + Arsonists at Work

13 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Los Angeles is on fire, and we think it's more than just incompetence. Gavin Newsom continues lying to the public, and Los Angeles residents are getti...

#143: Sam Attacked, Pulled Off Stage + Your Mom's House Visit + Biden's Pardons/Trump's Panama Promise

24 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Sam is attacked on stage in California. We have the whole scoop on that, and how it relates to his visit to Your Mom's House with Tom Segura and Chris...

#142: Tim Dillon and Adrienne Iapalucci in Studio + Jersey Drones + UnitedHeathcare Shooter + Sam Befriends Roseanne

13 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We talk Assad, the UNH shooting, the New Jersey drones, Jay-Z, and so much more with special guests Tim Dillon and Adrienne Iapalucci in studio. We al...

#141: Elon Buying MSNBC? + Pokemon Go Conspiracy + Immigrant Gangs of NY

30 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Will Elon actually buy MSNBC? We discuss that, and we bid farewell to the leftist celebrities leaving X (and in some cases the country) on this year's...

#140: Talking Man Skills, Empires and Guns with Van Neistat + Trump at UFC + XG from TFH

22 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The guys are joined by filmmaker/artist/craftsman Van Neistat for a wide-ranging discussion that touches on the unique nature of the current political...

#139: Election Extravaganza! + What Would It Take To Vote for Kamala? + The Rogan Bump

05 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The guys are back on a short turnaround with their 2024 Election Extravaganza! We discuss what's at stake in the choice between Kamala Harris and Dona...

#138: Sam, Trump Break Records on Joe Rogan's Podcast + Tony Hinchcliffe Controversy + Election Talk

02 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Sam recaps his return to the Joe Rogan Experience podcast talks about becoming eskimo brothers with former president Donald Trump on this edition of B...

#137: Sam Following Trump/Kamala on Rogan? + Sam's Kill Tony Visit + Mike Young's Insane Stories

21 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We go deep on the election, including discussing Donald Trump's roasting of democrats at a fundraising dinner, and whether Kamala Harris will go on th...

#136: Russell Brand's Christian Conversion + The Hitler Factor + Sam Recaps Skankfest

02 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We talk Russell Brand's big spiritual coming out party with Jordan Peterson and whether it is genuine, the Hitler Factor, Sam's Skankfest experience, ...

#135: Israeli Pager Poppin' + Kamala's Soup Brain on Oprah + Best TV of 2024 + Tim Dillon's Netflix Show

25 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk Israel's "brilliant" pager attack, Kamala's soup-brained appearance on Oprah, our favorite new TV shows (including one Sam says is t...

#134: Who Wants Trump Dead? + Diddy Arrest + Eddie Bravo Concert + Dave Grohl Fights Depopulation

18 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Another day, another Trump assassination attempt. We discuss theories about the would-be shooter, and why Sam thinks it might be a work. We also discu...

#133: Venezuelan Gang Takeover Conspiracy Offers Hope + Taylor Swift/Kelce Dating Hoax + Sam's Homeland

09 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Do we have proof the Travis Kelce/Taylor Swift relationship was a hoax? Could this mean all of sports are rigged?We get into that, the crazy situation...

#132: Sam Reacts to DNC, Theo Von/Trump Interview + Matthew Perry = Bad for Psychedelics + More UFOS!

26 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

So much to talk about after a week off: We get into the circus that is the DNC and their pandering for the black vote, Sam's jiu-jitsu injury, bad den...

Retro Sim: Revisiting the First Episode of Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli

21 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We're off this week, so we thought it might be fun to revisit the very first episode of Broken Simulation for those who haven't heard it. For those wh...

#131: What's the Beef with Joe Rogan? + Bill Gates Is Still a Creep + Talking TFH Changes with XG in Studio

12 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Our friend XG from TFH joins us as we discuss the outpouring of criticism aimed at Joe Rogan, and how surprising it is that some of it is from comedia...

#130: Can Kamala Win? (Joe Rogan Thinks So) + Olympics Psyops + Trump's Ear + Jason Ellis is Next

05 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Can Kamala Harris win? Joe Rogan seems to think so. Are these Olympics a giant psyop? Probably. Also this week, even more puzzling information is reve...

#129: Is Joe Biden Dead? + Elon Musk's Breaking Point + Notorious B.I.G. a Phony?

24 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

With so much happening around the world, we had to get a Broken Simulation in to discuss the most pressing issues of the day, like Sam's bowel habits....

#128: Biden Flails + George Carlin Overrated? + Sam's "Relapse" + Agenda 25 + Pay Pigs

15 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Sam nearly "relapses" on a Zyn on this week's show, and we get into Biden's falling on his face while trying to prove himself, what exactly "pay pigs"...

#127: "Biden's Black Pill Debate" + Obama or Newsom Next? + Julian Assange is Free + Israel's Secret Plan

01 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We go deep on President Biden's epic debate failure against Donald Trump, including the devastated reactions of true believers, before talking plans t...

#126: Water/Food Scarcity + Sam's Bill Maher Encounter + Lindsey Graham Spills Beans on Ukraine

17 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We talk about water/food scarcity and the roles of China, Saudi Arabia and the UAE, Lindsey Graham spilling the beans on Ukraine, Sam's encounter with...

#125: Trump Juror PSYOP + Biden Coup Underway? + Ari Shaffir on Antisemitism + TFH History

10 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week we fall victim to the Trump jury psy-op, then we get into whether the Biden coup is underway and the heavy betting on Michelle Obama being t...

#124: Trump Convicted + Dave Smith Nails Chris Cuomo On Rogan Lies + Mark the TFH Booker is in Trouble

03 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Sam reveals that Mark the Tin Foil Hat booker is in big trouble, then we discuss President Trump's conviction, Dave Smith nailing Chris Cuomo about hi...

#123: Hollywood Backs Kevin Spacey + Bobby Lee Cancels + King Charles' Creepy Portrait + Sam's Sharty Week

20 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about Hollywood going to bat for Kevin Spacey, then we get into Sam's strange week, which included Bobby Lee bailing on a show to go...

#122: RFK Jr.'s Brain Worm + Chris Cuomo's Ivermectin Regret + Roddy Piper's Ghost Text + Sam's 'Racist' Comedy

13 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We're back this week to talk Sam's "racist" comedy (according to the "Sad Boyz" of YouTube), then we get into RFK Jr.'s brain worm, Chris Cuomo's Iver...

#121: Trump/Biden Clones? + Sibrel on Rogan + Howard Stern Sells Out + Sam's Hotel Nightmare

01 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Sam recaps his Oregon hotel nightmare, then we get into Adolf's true role, MLK and adult films, Bart Sibrel's appearance on Joe Rogan, a secret record...

#120: "Alex Jones Gets His Flowers" + Sam's Pizza Conspiracy + Tucker on Rogan

24 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We are "juggling and struggling" on this new episode, where we get into Tucker Carlson's appearance on Joe Rogan, where they praise Alex Jones for his...

#119: "Sam's N(word)ightmare" + Was Dave Chappelle Cloned? + Bigfoot Pronoun Theatre

17 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Sam recaps his eventful week on Twitter dealing with the fallout of a viral joke, then we take a look at Jim Breuer's comments suggesting that Dave Ch...

#118: "Sam Slips Up" + Cannibals in LA? + Neuralink Glory ****s

01 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We're back after a long break to find that Sam has slipped up a little, that cannibals might be running amok in LA, that Neuralink is revolutionizing ...

#117: "Loser States" + Elon's Twitter Clone + Sam Addresses LA Comedy Scene + P. Diddy Blackmail?

11 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

After a little break, we return with a packed episode, including Sam's sincere address to the L.A. comedy scene, an important characterization of the ...

#116: "Sam Accidentally Live Streams Himself S******g" + Ben Shapiro Sucks + Our Questions for Putin

19 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Sam Tripoli has a major announcement, then we get into why Amy Schumer and Ben Shapiro suck, and the whole David Lucas situation, before maybe the fun...

#115: "Punching Downs" + Immigration Riots + Shane Gillis Hosting SNL + Hedberg Overrated?

08 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Was Mitch Hedberg overrated, as the Legion of Skanks suggest? Are immigration riots going to swing the election?We discuss that, as well as Shane Gill...

#114: "The Watcher" + Sam Meets Challenger Astronaut, Admiral Byrd Relatives + James O'Keefe vs. Mark Cuban

22 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Sam had some crazy stories from the road, including meeting a relative of a Challenger astronaut and of Admiral Byrd. Then we watch hilarious video of...

#113: "Happy New Year?" + Kevin Spacey on Tucker + Jellyfish UAPs + Canadian Police BS

12 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We're back after a long break to get caught up on on the crazy stuff that happened over the holidays, including Kevin Spacey's bizarre visit to Tucker...

#112: "There Are No Rules" + Kanye Rants About Trump + Taylor Swift Conspiracy + Mossad Marvel Hero

22 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It's the final time the guys will be talking in 2023, and they make the most of it, getting into Kanye West's rant (which includes a swipe at Presiden...

#111: "Sam Tripoli Minus One" + Alex Jones Returns to X + Ex-Pornstars as Intellectuals

15 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We're all over the place this week, talking movies, nuclear conspiracy, Alex Jones' return to Twitter, Mia Khalifa on Abby Martin's show and why ex-po...

#110: "C**DumpsterVan" + Epstein's Flight Logs Blocked + Elon vs. Advertisers + CIA and Hip Hop

04 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Sam had a strange encounter in West Hollywood, there's a possible CIA whistleblower on their involvement in the creation of hip hop, and we get into t...

#109: "Eddie Bravo's Fight Club" + CIA Confronts Sam/Eddie + Taylor Swift Black Cube Evidence

24 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On this special Thanksgiving episode of the show Sam recaps his Austin visit, including his time at Joe Rogan's comedy club, and a visit to Eddie Brav...

#108: "Mencia vs. Rogan Revisited" + False Flagged Confirmed? + Joey Diaz the Unfollowable

13 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On this week's episode we revisit the Carlos Mencia vs. Joe Rogan/comedy affair in light of a recent plea by the beleaguered comedian for understandin...

#107: "Is Broken Sim Ending?!" + MKUltra Hero? + Hillary Confronted + Kevin Brennan's Trouble

06 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Sam and Johnny clash! Is Sam gay? Also this week we discuss the death of Matthew Perry, the trouble that it got Kevin Brennan in, and a possible hero ...

#106: "Sam Has An Altercation" + Military Draft Returning? + Dave Chappelle Gets Dangerous

26 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Sam recaps his altercation with a "fan" at a recent show, considers whether the military draft might be reinstated in response to the mess overseas, a...

#105: "Masking Off" + Why Ben Shapiro Stinks + Sam Goes on Dr. Drew

18 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Sam has an incredibly homoerotic week, including an appearance on Dr. Drew. Also this week we talk the mess in Israel/Gaza, and discuss how Sam was ri...

#104: "Sam Fights at Skankfest" + Praising Cum Town + Satanic ****phile Cult Busted

05 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Sam recaps his INSANE weekend at Skankfest, which included fighting, watching Off-the-Grid Ryan meet his Cum Town idol, getting Kurt Metzger's take on...

#103: "Avery Land" + Sam Gets Busted + Mystery Fairy Circles + Kaepernick + Steven Avery

29 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

A little later than normal, but we're back to discuss whether Steven Avery did it, Colin Kaepernick's latest ploy, mystery fairy circles appearing wor...

#102: "Sam Returns to Rogan" + 'Spy' Balloon Update + Russell Brand + QB's UFO Story

18 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Sam was back on the Joe Rogan Experience last week (this time the JRE Fight Companion), and he recaps the experience, including a visit to Rogan's inc...

#101: "I AM FROM FRANCE" + Was Theo Von ripped off? + Man diddles home invader + 5G/Brain worms

09 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week's unique episode include's what host Sam Tripoli calls the "craziest news story we have ever had," alongside stories of him nearly fighting ...

#100: "Buy Low, Stay High" + Aliens in Peru + Sam Meets Shia, Going Back on Rogan + Weather Manipulation

28 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

For the big No. 100 we have one of our longest episodes ever, and get into all the big topics of the week, including the tragedy in Lahaina, weather m...

#99: "Divide & Conquer" + Off-the-Grid Ryan Calls + Sam Going on Dr. Drew + Air/TikTok Conspiracies

14 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Off-the-Grid Ryan calls in to share his near-death experience, and we learn that Sam is booked on Dr. Drew on this week's Broken Simulation. We also g...

#98: "OldSchool.Black" + Joe Rogan AI Experience + FBI Busts Itself + Metallica + Howard Stern

07 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The FBI busts itself, the Joe Rogan A.I. Experience somehow perseveres, Sam's recalls an appearance on Howard Stern, and we cast ourselves in an AI-ge...

#97: "Controlled Opposition" + Obama's Hands + Cis Allies + Mitch McConnell's Decline + Sam's Stripe

02 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Sam gets a stripe, Obama maybe beat the **** out of someone, Mitch McConnell strokes out, Anthony Weiner has an epic showdown on Valuetainment, and a ...

#96: "Hard Knock Life" + 'Sound of Freedom' conspiracies + Sam almost dumps in his pants (again)

24 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Podcasting ain't easy! Host Sam Tripoli reveals that he nearly dumped in his pants again to keep this show interesting. Also this week we talk about R...

#95: "Neurodivergent" + Tucker wrecks Mike Pence + 'Sound of Freedom' + Sam Starts Thai Boxing

17 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week we learn host Sam Tripoli is adding yet another martial art to his schedule, and we talk the SAG strike, Tucker Carlson strangling Mike Penc...

#94: "Dipsh*t Gematria" + RFK Assassination Theories + Elon vs. CIA? + 75-Day Fitness Challenge

03 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Host Sam Tripoli is again battling the forces of stupidity -- only this time they are armed with a gematria calculator.Also this week Sam reveals he h...

#93: "Fun With Stupid" + Hotez v RFK Jr./Rogan + OMG BlackRock + Titan Theories

26 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We're back with more Fun with Stupid, which this week includes scientist Peter Hotez and his ongoing war with the internet/RFK Jr. and Joe Rogan. It a...

#92: "The Family That Must Not Be Named" + Lizard Person Encounter + Sam Salutes GaS Digital

19 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The Broken Sim crew is reeling after a week full of tech troubles after naming *that* family again on Tin Foil Hat. Also this week a listener shares t...

#91: "Sandwich Tripoli" + Vegas UFO/Alien Breakdown + Sam's Armpit Rails

13 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about the big UFO/alien sighting in Las Vegas, Alex Stein's latest shenanigans, possible evidence of lizard people on TV, and then h...

#90: "The Worst Episode Ever" + Pride PSYOPS Starting + Sam Doubts Himself

05 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It didn't take long for us to realize this was our worst episode so far. Our apologies. We tried. This week we get into the official kick-off of Pride...

#89: "Sam's Brush With Death" + UFOs + Transhumanist YouTube Vampires

29 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Host Sam Tripoli has a brush with death after overdosing on gas station boner pills. Also this week we talk rich guy Bryan Johnson's bizarre longevity...

#88: "Shapeshifter" + Sam Prevents Race Riot + RFK Jr. Gets Sandbagged

22 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The creepiest voicemail we have yet to receive was so creepy we actually called the guy, and he sent photos to support his story of an encounter with ...

#87: "All-You-Can-Eat Sushi" + Sam Nearly Arrested + Sam Hyde and 'The Dividers'

12 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Sam Tripoli narrowly escapes arrest on this episode of Broken Simulation, where we also get into the sadistic comic book film, Guardians of the Galaxy...

#86: "Always Have Clean Underwear" + Bert Kreischer's Bad Texting Etiquette + Ghost Stories

05 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Host Sam Tripoli takes issue with Bert Kreischer's rude texting habits and we have more of your urban legends and ghost stories on this new episode of...

#85: "Finally!" + Tucker Carlson Responds + Your Urban Legends

28 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week host Sam Tripoli has a massive announcement. It finally happened! Also this week we touch on Tucker Carlson's resignation, the blue checkmar...

#84: "The Phantom Shart" + A.I. Joe Rogan + Star Wars Twitter Wars

21 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Sam recaps his Toronto trip, then we listen to a Joe Rogan A.I. podcast that made us both uncomfortable.Also this week, Johnny gets into nerd fights o...

#83: "Sam Comes Out as Psychic" + Talking Bobby Lee + Dalai Lama is a Creep

14 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Sam reveals that he has psychic abilities, offers support for Bobby Lee, and weighs in on the Dalai Lama and Bud Light controversies on this week's Br...