Touching The Beans of America
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How can listeners help Connor win the Dancing With The Stars vote?
Hi, guys. We won't have another episode before the Dancing with the Stars premiere.
Woo!
Yeah. So remember to vote, please. My code's going to be ConnorW. C-O-N-N-O-R-W. That's O-R. That's O-R. There's two Connors. If you feel like voting for me, it's C-O-N-N-O-R-W.
Don't give them an option.
Please vote for me. ConnorW to 21523. C-O-N-N-O-R-W to 21523. Please. Thank you.
Hi, Dancing Queen. Each episode, I'm going to start with a new greeting. Today is Dancing Queen. I have next week's. And I'll keep thinking until you get that mirror ball.
Knock on wood. Knock on this laminate wood right here. did you have that ready to like locked and
loaded dancing queen yeah
oh you were
yeah i was ready for hiding you were like
when you when you when you train a dog not to eat its food until you say okay go
yeah
that was what you
were like i was ready
like when you throw the ball and it's waiting to fetch but it can't go until it's said
yeah
we said we should start recording you said hi dancing
queen like
right well hello chica
How are you feeling?
I'm good.
It's also your birthday episode, kind
of. Oh, yeah. It's my birthday episode. Izzy has such like a good read on people's spirits.
Yeah.
You know, I don't want to like blow this one up.
Right.
This girl.
She did the perfect understated. It's an
understated birthday.
She knows.
If you're listening on audio, we're taking it very chill this year. In fact, I want to go into how chill I'm taking it in a second. actually no i'm gonna start with how chill i've taken it and then i want to look at what is he because like i couldn't help but notice is he put together a connor's dancing with the star survival kit which i'm gonna have to go through
she's amazing do you want to go through it now yeah
i'll go through
it now
oh this is so sweet
yeah thank you she's incredible
oh a couple makeup removers which is great because they are putting a
lot are you doing full glam like in rehearsals
no
what are you doing full glam for so far
Um, like the big camera stuff, like the promo shoot we did, but nothing else so far.
Okay.
Oh, and Good Morning America, we did.
You did full glam.
Which is so weird because I'm not used to like, you have to take your makeup off.
Yeah. What is your full glam made up of?
They put something all over my face. I don't know what it was.
Is it like a tinted cream of sorts?
I don't know. I don't
know. Are you getting any like blush?
I don't know.
Okay.
I don't think I'm getting blush. Okay.
You might be getting blush. I
don't know. I'm pretty flustered all the time. I feel like I have a natural blush to my face.
But if you're getting like a base, like a skin tinted base, then your flush would be hidden by that maybe. And you might be getting new flush on top.
Maybe I'm getting blushed.
You might be getting blushed.
So he got me a bunch of travel size
makeup
removers, which I'm going to need for that. Oh, a bunch of mints, which is good because you can't chew gum when you have the mic on. I get stopped. Oh, this is good too. BTS, which is a good call out. I'm kind of flop city USA in terms of content I'm putting out. I'm having a lot of fun with doing sounds and dances.
And I think that's great.
But if anyone wants to see like a... Because you said we could talk about stuff. We'll talk about some stuff today, like what we do. I don't know.
What do you mean I said we could talk about some stuff?
You were like, I have dancing
questions. I said, yeah, don't be afraid to talk about DWTS.
Because
that's all we want to hear about.
Yeah, well, you know what I do? I woke up and tried to film a day in my life. I'm like, oh, wait, I don't do anything until I go. And then I just come back and I...
Film a day in your life.
Okay, I'll film a very earnest day in my life.
What are you talking about? People are on their knees for a day in their life.
Ew.
I'm serious. What's that?
Self-tan eraser.
Oh my God, that's brilliant.
So this takes off the self-tan?
What? You could have used that a few years ago.
The self-tan, it's weird that you get darker with the self-tan or like the more you put on. I was thinking like it would just make it last longer.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
How can listeners help Connor win the Dancing With The Stars vote?
0:07–10:37
2
What happened with the accidental secret leak before the DWTS debut?
10:37–20:53
3
How did the term “papa” originate and become a running joke on the show?
20:53–33:31
4
What’s the story behind the squirting tomato incident at the café?
33:31–46:45
5
Why do the hosts recommend Warby Parker glasses for everyday wear?
46:45–57:41
6
How can listeners get the $7 Sonic Big Deal Meal and save money on food?
57:41–1:09:59
7
What injury‑prevention tips do the hosts share for dancers and active listeners?
1:09:59–1:10:45
8
What upcoming projects (Partiful, Nathan Fielder documentary, song‑for‑movie deep‑dive) are teased for the bonus episode?
1:10:45–1:11:32