Awkward Thursday: Convince The Sis

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Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update 26 min 8 speakers 5 chapters transcribed 2 months ago
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Fred Armisen 0:00
Hey, Portlandia fans.
Carrie Brownstein 0:01
Carrie Brownstein and Fred Armisen here.
Fred Armisen 0:03
The dream of the 90s is alive in podcast form.
Carrie Brownstein 0:06
We're launching Podlandia AO Rewatch, our brand new podcast where we revisit every episode of Portlandia together, breaking down sketches, going deep on our iconic characters, and pulling back the curtain on how it all got made.
Fred Armisen 0:18
And we'll also be joined by the people who helped bring it all to life. Guest stars, collaborators, and friends, including director Jonathan Kreisel, the mayor himself, Kyle McLaughlin, legendary musician Amy Mann, and many more.
Carrie Brownstein 0:30
Kyle is going for it here. You fully improvised not just words, but a song, a melody.
Kyle MacLachlan 0:35
Well, I thought you were all going to write a song.
Carrie Brownstein 0:37
I remember you thinking that. Listen to Podlandia AO Rewatch on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Brooke (host) 0:47
What's up, fam? It's sports journalist Ari Chambers. Hey, what's up, y'all? It's your girl, Sam Jay. And we're the hosts of Everyone Watches Women's Sports, a new podcast from Together. We're breaking down the biggest headlines, the viral moments, and the stories everyone's talking about across women's sports. From game-changing performances to culture-shifting conversations, we'll give you our takes, our debates, and a few laughs along the way. Because everyone watches women's sports. Listen to Everyone Watches Women's Sports on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Unknown 1:17
Listen to You're the Problem with Yamanika on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Jake Brennan 1:47
I'm Jake Brennan, and on the Disgraceland podcast, I explore the wild lives of rock stars and unbelievable true crime stories from music history. These are the stories you haven't heard, the kind you'll end up telling someone else. Like the time Paul McCartney spent in a notorious prison, or the bizarre crime Lady Gaga is accused of, or that time Blondie's Debbie Harry escaped Ted Bundy. Listen to Disgraceland on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Brooke (Host) 2:21
My first guest is Terrence Hilton. Shakira. Luke and Yerin. We have surprises. Many surprises. Welcome to the Sweet 305 podcast where the group chat comes to life. What up? You're the only person I know that loves a yellow Starburst. It's lemonade. This is Sweet 305. Here, oversharing is encouraged. Listen to Sweet 305 with Lele Pons on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Joe Jonas 2:49
No one wants less awkwardness in their life. I mean, that can't be possible. That'd be boring. It's Brick and Jeffrey, and we got a brand new episode of Special Awkward Thursday phone call for you today.
Chelsea Handler 3:00
Yeah.
Joe Jonas 3:01
Sometimes we just get so many requests in that are so good, we just got to fulfill it. So that's coming up in just a second, but first, comments.
Chelsea Handler 3:07
Yeah, Risa said, Hey guys, love your second date updates. I listen to them when getting ready, while working, after work, playing pool. I wish we had something similar here in Australia, but there would probably be a lot of cussing and lawsuits.
Joe Jonas 3:19
All right. Oh, yeah. Yeah, we wish we had more cussing in lawsuits, too. Hey, have your Australian people call into our show.
Jake Brennan 3:26
Yeah.
Joe Jonas 3:27
We would love the accents and the second dates.
Jake Brennan 3:29
It'd be great.
Joe Jonas 3:30
Yeah, except for we still can't do it. Oh, we can't dial one. Yeah, it doesn't really work because you can't call in. Anyway, have fun down under. Yeah. It sounds like a good time down there. All right, your brand new Awkward Thursday phone call starts right now. They say love is really all about timing. Oh. Which is why I set up my daily lunch break in the janitor's closet at exactly 12.03. That's love, Jeff. You don't even know what happens after that, Brooke. You'd be changing your tune. But what I can say is one of our listeners broke up with a guy a little while ago, and now she's thinking that she made a mistake. She wants him back. Ooh. Does this ever work? Yeah. I mean, we have listeners texting. They're like, I'm married, a guy I broke up with.
Joe Jonas 4:18
Can books boys get any higher? Sometimes it works.

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