Awkward Tuesday: Date My Ex PLEASE
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What setup and promo openers introduce today’s Awkward Tuesday episode?
Hey, Portlandia fans.
Carrie Brownstein and Fred Armisen here.
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Kyle is going for it here. You fully improvised not just words, but a song, a melody.
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And now we even have more great guests coming up, including the great John Turturro.
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This is Chelsea Handler from Dear Chelsea. Every week, the news gets worse, the world gets crazier, and Yamanika is here to tell whoever's responsible...
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All right, here it is. It's Brooke and Jeffrey. Thank you so much for finding the official Second Date Podcast. And we have a new video up today on our YouTube.
Oh, yeah.
And it's one people have been waiting for for weeks, apparently.
Oh, yes. It was when Brooke had to break up with a listener.
who started flirting with her. Oh, it was so uncomfortable. It was so uncomfortable.
Oh, my God. So many people are commenting. They couldn't wait to see your face and see you blushing.
Why are you so happy about this? Oh, I'm going to go rewatch it, even though I lived through it. Oh, my God.
I'm excited. So go to our YouTube at Brooke and Jeffrey, please. Okay. All right. There it is.
And subscribe while you're there, please. All right. Here's your awkward Tuesday.
Oh, but she's flustered again. I know. I am.
What is it? Awkward Tuesday right now. When it comes to your very best friend, that relationship is so strong, you would do anything for them.
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Chapters
4 chapters
1
What setup and promo openers introduce today’s Awkward Tuesday episode?
0:00–10:12
2
How do the hosts explain the ‘Awkward Tuesday’ premise and listener dilemma?
10:12–13:39
3
What is Michael’s backstory with his ex April and why does he still talk to her?
13:39–20:44
4
Why does Michael want his best friend Chris to date his ex — what are his reasons?
20:44–26:31
Speakers
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