Brooke Breaks You Up: Holiday Edition

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Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update 27 min 6 speakers 8 chapters transcribed 2 months ago
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What is the unique twist in this Holiday Edition of Brooke Breaks You Up?

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Dani Shapiro 1:06
Hi, I'm Dani Shapiro.
Joe Jonas 1:08
We were in the car, like a Rolling Stone came on, and he said, there's a line in there about your mother.
Mike Della Rocha 1:13
And I said, what?
Joe Jonas 1:15
What I would do if I didn't feel like I was being accepted is choose an identity that other people can't have.
Dani Shapiro 1:20
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Amber Wallin 1:39
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Mike Della Rocha 2:12
What are the cycles fathers pass down that sons are left to heal?

Why is breaking up during the holidays particularly challenging?

Mike Della Rocha 2:16
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Joe Jonas 2:44
Normally at this time, we'll do second date updates, closure calls, textual healings.
It's a fun time.
Joe Jonas 2:50
But today, we're doing none of those. Instead, there's a big surprise waiting for someone in this room. They have no idea it's coming. I hate surprises on this show. And you know it's big because we're actually putting it right in the middle of our show. Not slotting it in at the end after one of Brooke's potato endorsements. You're going to find out who gets the big surprise. Is it a big potato?
Mike Della Rocha 3:22
No spoilers.
Joe Jonas 3:23
It's coming up right after this. Welcome back to Brooke Breaks You Up. Oh, no. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Welcome back.
I'm Jeff.
Joe Jonas 3:32
Nobody wanted this back. Yeah, everybody wanted it. Are you kidding? It's one of the highest rated segments we've done all year.
Mike Della Rocha 3:39
And we did it once.
Joe Jonas 3:40
How are we not going to do a sequel for it? It's like I've been dumped and dumped people so many times in my life. Do I have to keep doing it?

What does Brooke suggest about the importance of moving on?

Joe Jonas 3:47
That's what makes you an expert at this. That's why I got married so I didn't have to do it anymore. This time we're switching it up because it's Brooke Breaks You Up Holiday Edition. For our listeners who may not be familiar with the segment, breaking up with someone's not an easy thing to do, especially during Christmas. It's awkward. It's messy. But sometimes it is absolutely necessary. So why do it yourself when you can have Brooke do it? Yay! Her years of casual promiscuity have made her an expert on telling people, yeah, it's not really working out. You got what you wanted, and now you should probably move on and get yourself tested.

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