FULL SHOW: Evict My House Guest Awkward, Whatcha Doin’ at Oktoberfest + Prison Prank (9/22/26)
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What are the hosts doing at Oktoberfest and what funny questions are they asking?
Ah, the Sreckensee Deutsch, Alexis. Is that what happened over there?
That was tough. I don't even wanna play off that.
We don't learn anything when we go to Oktoberfest, okay? I didn't I didn't do very well. Every
German listener just tuned out. Yeah, great, right?
Sorry, Germany, uh
All right. We are going to Oktoberfest with Jose and Alexis today. They did a What to Doin' that's coming up and brand new. We got a brand new, oh my god, the awkward Tuesday phone call you definitely want to stick around for. Yeah. But let's get into
these comments. Yes. Also, we loved your guys' comments yesterday on the Halloween costume. Yeah. A lot of people commented. I didn't pull any to read because it was a lot of serial killer Will Ferrari. I think you didn't pull
any to read. Because so many people complimented what great ideas were. Nobody said they were good. People just said which one. Lot of
people
tell me we're moving on. You were wrong and Jeffy was wrong.
We should have given people like an option of none of these. Please submit your own. Save our show.
I'm gonna tell you right now, trend setter. That's what I am. Wait till you see these group costumes. Look what you've created. Look at you've created a monster, everybody. I'm honest, everybody. What are you gonna do? What are you going to do? Okay, I have a Okay, I
have a different comment though from Ben W, who said a couple weeks ago I went on vacay and then got really sick. So I've been catching up on the full shows for the last little while, and I have some observations. Oh one, Jose went through a brief but solid phase where he said that's the strat at least once per show.
Okay. Two
remember you say
I don't either, but it sounds like a good strat.
I never noticed until she read the comment out loud, but Alexis really does say ug a lot. Ugh. And three, Brooke doing the phone tap and the job interview with different accents was maybe the most uncomfortable I've been in my entire life. Oh man. Wait,
not funny, just uncomfortable. Yeah, just uncomfortable. So anyways. Well, she made you we made you feel something. Thank you for your insight on what he passed this. I really
like the w way I started this then. Oh yeah. Full circle, let's end it.
Let's end this. Your brand
new full hour starts right now.
Scary news. The TSA just identified the latest threat to American air travel.
No, no, Jeff, don't start us out like this. Tell us with dramatic music.
It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. And it's not box cutters or explosives or the guy bringing his emotional support Cobra onto the planet. Those are fine. He's got
the whole vest on. That's cute. The newest threat to airplanes. The newest threat to
airplane safety is your child's squishy toys.
Like the Nido toys?
Yes. Like, you know, those viral little stress toys that kids are obsessed with right now. Oh, you
can't buy them. They're like sold out everywhere. Because they're so popular. Some of them look like little
Asian dumplings, some of them look like a big stick of butter.
I've seen the dumplings are super popular. They want them all. Thank
God TSA has seen them for what they really are. Tiny gooey threats.
No, they're not.
Because a lot of them are filled with over three point four ounces of gel-like material. And God knows what sadistic, twisted things those four-year-olds were planning for once they snuck those squishies on board. I'm
sorry, but you're wrong. That is a full middle schoolers. Love these things. And they're always doing something nefarious.
Exactly. That's why they're saying, Not today, Billy.
Yeah,
yeah. And I am proud to announce TSA has been cracking down and confiscating squishy toys from children in airport security lines across the country.
They want them for themselves because they're sold out. Exactly. They should resell those other days.
So of course the kids get all upset and start crying. Yeah. But are they crying 'cause they lost their favorite toy or because they didn't get to commit an act of terror.
Second. Hard to say. Hard to say.
I'm not willing to risk it. And personally, I don't want to live in a country that doesn't rip toys away from children before a six-hour flight.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What are the hosts doing at Oktoberfest and what funny questions are they asking?
0:00–6:35
2
How does the “Alien Quiz” segment work and what pop‑culture creatures are featured?
6:35–12:58
3
What is the “Awkward Tuesday Phone Call” about and why does listener Molly need help?
12:58–20:08
4
How do Brooke and Jeffrey handle the house‑guest overstay problem?
20:08–27:22
5
What prison‑related prank do the hosts pull and how does it unfold?
27:22–34:53
6
What advice do the hosts give for setting boundaries with a frequent visitor?
34:53–42:04
7
How does the fast‑paced trivia game work and what are the key questions?
42:04–49:03
8
What are the final takeaways and upcoming segments announced at the end?
49:03–55:08