FULL SHOW: Jeff’s Jimothy Parody Song, Dated Your Roomie Date + State Fair Foods (7/24/26)
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What is the show format and opening banter on this July 24, 2026 episode?
Hey, welcome to the brand new full show on the official Brooke and Jeffrey podcast. And Jeffrey is on fire right now. Last week's, I don't want to say diarrhea song of the week. What was it called?
Parasite. Cyclosporine.
Yes. Whatever he called it.
Just say it was about the runs.
Yes, yes. It went mega viral. Thank you, everyone, for watching, sharing. And this week, dude, he is on topic, on point again because he's singing about, well, the most beloved feral raccoon out there. Yeah. Definitely stick around for it. I mean, I saw some comments saying, Jeffrey's next song of the week better be about Jimothy. That's right. He knows.
He knows. He's on it. Okay. It's funny because Jeff will either do Jimothy or he'll be like, or the holiday from 300 years ago we forgot about about turnips.
Exactly. All right. We got that plus a brand new second date update. Yeah. A lot of fun on the way, but first comments. Muan commented that they got the Olive Garden pass.
What? No. How? Hey, you're like a celebrity.
They said I would have never if y'all didn't mention it the other day. But we couldn't even get one. I am mad because that makes it sound so easy.
Yeah.
It was so hard. We all tried to log in as soon as it opened, and we were like 100,000 people ahead of you in line, 80,000 people ahead of you in line.
Okay, if you sell us your pass, Brooke will give you $100 more than what you paid.
Oh, wait. That doesn't make the past worth it then. Why?
It does. It does. We're not paying anything, Alexis.
It's broke. Yeah. All right. Let's get to your brand new full show right now.
Hello and good morning to our one and only remaining listener.
Wow.
Thank God they're in a coma and physically can't turn the radio off. We appreciate that.
Dude, if that nursing staff goes against us, I swear.
Seriously, it's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. And quick question for the room. Is it okay or not okay to take a phone call on a plane mid-flight? not okay unless it's an emergency no you're not supposed to have your phone on yeah that's terrorism well here's some interesting news british airways and virgin atlantic have already said yes to it no in fact several foreign airlines are cool with wi-fi calls as long as you keep your voice somewhat reasonable guys no as for the u.s well congress is involved Oh, so you know that's not going to work.
It's going to be a problem. They've got to figure out how to make a phone call first.
Well, they're trying to pass a new bipartisan bill. Alexis, explain what bipartisan is real quick.
All right, we don't have time.
Sorry.
Catch it on our Saturday podcast. I'll do it there.
She knows too much about it.
Good call. Anyway, this new bill would officially ban all phone and video calls on airplanes in the United States.
Let's go, U.S. Come on, guys. We can text. We can message for just a little bit, all right?
But the question is, why are we zigging when everybody else on the planet is zagging?
Because we are so loud on the phone. Have you heard an American on the phone? They're literally yelling to you, you know?
Yeah. You guys are onto it. They say it's a, quote, safety issue. Yeah. Because Americans would struggle to keep their voices to a minimum, and they're worried more passenger fights would break out because of it. That's how Congress feels.
But what if someone called us for a second date update from the plane? That would be so deep.
I would love that. What do the airlines think about it? Quietly, they're okay with it because they could charge you more money.
Oh, yeah. Sign up for the Wi-Fi plan.
So we'll see what happens, but that's where we are with taking cell phone calls on airplanes. Oh, boy.
What’s the debate about allowing phone calls on airplanes and proposed US legislation?
Now let's get to the shot caller question of the day with Jake, who has allowed me to take phone calls during this segment and nobody else.
So, Jake, let's do it. If you didn't notice, the movie The Odyssey crushed at the box office last week. Yeah, I did. It's all in my algorithm. Bringing in $123 million, starring legendary actor Matt Damon. Matt Damon. Coincidentally, 28 years ago on this very day, he played the role of Private Ryan in the classic film Shaving Ryan's Privates.
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
What is the show format and opening banter on this July 24, 2026 episode?
0:00–3:41
2
What’s the debate about allowing phone calls on airplanes and proposed US legislation?
3:41–9:01
3
How did the 'Plenty of 20' Matt Damon trivia game play out with the hosts?
9:01–31:29
4
Which viral and unusual news stories were featured in the 'Laser Stories' segment?
31:29–51:11
5
What are the craziest state fair foods for 2026 and where are they from?
51:11–1:04:59
Speakers
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