FULL SHOW: Pet Food Tasting Dare, Naughty Pumpkin Song + Bridesmaid Confession (9/17/26)
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What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
Wood you got a doozy of a full hour today. Some listeners that have been asking for something on the text board in the comments and today, thanks to you, you're gonna get it.
A
woozy doozy. Because I'm
woozy now. Yeah. Yeah.
I don't blame you. I don't blame you. Still, I mean I'll tease it like this. I'll say the summertime challenge is back. Yeah. And you normally I'd go, yay! And wait till you hear it. Boo. We all survived, I will say that. And you will never, ever, ever hear Jeff the same again. Nope. Nope. After what you're about to witness. We are so sorry
about it.
Okay. It's coming up. The brand new full hour starts right now. Good
luck, guys.
Great news, everyone. We've all been waiting to hear the results from this, and it's finally in. What?
It's
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Subscribe to our YouTube page, by the way, if you haven't. But the paint giant Sherwin Williams has just released the new color of the year.
What’s the surprise “celery green” paint color segment and why are the hosts excited about it?
Yay! Why
do I legitimately
look forward to reading this?
Who doesn't? Before I tell you, it's quote, refreshing, restoring, and ready to make itself in Brooks home. I'm talking about none other than the color celery green.
I like that.
How excited are you about celery green? I think
it's a great shade. Honestly, it's vibrant. I think it just indicates life.
Celery green. Is it dark or light? It's light. Well, it's lighter, right?
Sherwin Williams wants you to know it's much different than dark celery. And I'm gonna show you the difference. Oh, there is dark celery. Here's dark celery. There's a photo for you. That's celery that's been in your fridge for like four to five weeks. It's starting to turn. It's
got a 70s vibe to dark celery. It does.
Here's a picture of fresh celery color.
It reminds me of the color that my entire high school was painted. Oh really? It's almost like a lime. I don't know if anyone had that kind of like hospital limey green color. I don't know if they had buckets of it and they just kept painting the room. I
think that's just mold growing on the walls because they haven't cleaned it in a while, bro. But I mean do you think any other show in the entire country is talking about paint colors of the year?
Especially an audio show that you can't even see the color. I'm sorry.
Paint drying is hot with the kids right now. Yes,
this is very visual. Again, subscribe to our YouTube for more hot content like this. And we're not even videotaping this segment. That's how good we are at our jobs. So once again, cheers to Sherwin Williams for making a bold choice on making celery the color of the year. Fresh that is, not dark. Now, let's get to the shot collar question of the year. the day and keep the freshness going with our own digital Jake. Let's do it.
Well, on this day in nineteen eighty-three, Vanessa Williams made history when she became the first black woman ever to be crowned Miss America. Wow. Good job. It was a huge milestone, a huge achievement. They gave her a crown, the sash, the flowers. Yeah. And then, less than a year later, they asked for it all back. Yeah after a little scandal leaked to the public. What scandal? Oh, it
was like super minor.
Well, you know, that's baseball for you. Yeah. Still, Vanessa's whoopsie daisy isn't even close to the strangest thing that's happened during the competition. And that's why today we're digging through the sequins, the sashes, and oddest moments from Miss America history during a special pageant pandemonium edition of Plenty of twenty. Here's how it works. You say a number one, two, all the way up to twenty. I'll give you a question about the strange history of Miss America. Just answer correctly and you can stay in the game. Okay. We'll start with the woman who almost won her high school pageant using her talent, texting while blindfolded. That's Alexis.
She didn't get one word wrong. Eleven.
Alexis, what animal got permanently banned from the Miss America talent competition after one basically fell into the orchestra pit. Oh god. Here we go. Is it A a pig? B a horse, C a seal, or D a dog in a wheelchair.
I want the dog to win the whole bag again.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–1:01
2
What’s the surprise “celery green” paint color segment and why are the hosts excited about it?
1:01–9:51
3
How does the Miss America trivia game work and what wild facts are revealed?
9:51–20:28
4
What is the “You Wouldn’t Dare” summertime pet‑food tasting challenge and who takes the first bite?
20:28–29:29
5
What shocking bridesmaid confession is shared and how does it affect the wedding story?
29:29–37:14
6
Why does the HBO Max customer service call go off the rails and what streaming drama unfolds?
37:14–45:39
7
What are the TikTok Click Shock stories about the Halloween singing pumpkin and the airline hygiene hack?
45:39–51:06
8
How does the rapid‑fire trivia showdown with Tara play out and who wins?
51:06–54:51