Second Date Update: Greek Meat
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Welcome back to it. We got a brand new episode for you today. Happy Monday. Hopefully you had a great weekend. And sorry if you're a fan of Argentina. oh yeah Spain was the better team they deserved it for sure they were so good that is the end of your sports commentary on this podcast for real this was a sports podcast for one weekend yep I hope you enjoyed it so now we're gonna get back to what we actually do well and that's I don't know why I would say fix dating people's lives but you know we're there when they do it so let's get to your brand new episode starts right now Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning second date update We've got a return listener today who you'll remember when I say just two words.
What?
Strawberry blowout.
Oh, no. I say strawberry blowout daily now.
He's that memorable. It's our old pal Clark, who last time we spoke to him, he took a woman to a strawberry festival where disaster struck multiple times thanks to a strawberry shortcake stand that first ran out of berries, then ran out of whipped cream.
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–11:08
2
Who is reintroduced at the start and why is Clark a returning caller?
11:08–13:42
3
How did Clark and Maria match and bond over Greek food on Tinder?
13:42–15:41
4
What led to the ‘gyro/Greek meat’ nickname and first impressions on the date?
15:41–19:21
5
Why did Clark invite his friend to join the date and how did Maria react?
19:21–21:54
6
What happened when a different waiter approached Maria in the restaurant?
21:54–23:46
7
Did Clark confront the waiter and could his reaction have backfired?
23:46–25:48
Speakers
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