Second Date Update Classic: I Brought My Mom

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Previously titled “Second Date Update: I Brought My Mom” — renamed by the publisher on Aug 3, 2026

Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update 25 min 7 speakers 6 chapters transcribed 2 months ago
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A home World Cup only happens once in a lifetime, and we are not missing a second. I'm Castle 1021. On the 1021 podcast, me and the crew break down every match like it's personal. The drama, the upsets, the debates you'll be having all day. Soccer, culture, and chaos in one place. Pick a side we already did. Listen to the 1021 podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Fred Armisen 0:26
Hey, Portlandia fans.
Carrie Brownstein 0:27
Carrie Brownstein and Fred Armisen here.
Fred Armisen 0:29
The dream of the 90s is alive in podcast form.
Carrie Brownstein 0:32
We're launching Podlandia AO Rewatch, our brand new podcast where we revisit every episode of Portlandia together, breaking down sketches, going deep on our iconic characters, and pulling back the curtain on how it all got made.
Fred Armisen 0:44
And we'll also be joined by the people who helped bring it all to life. Guest stars, collaborators, and friends, including director Jonathan Kreisel, the mayor himself, Kyle MacLachlan, legendary musician Amy Mann, and many more.
Carrie Brownstein 0:55
Kyle is going for it here. You fully improvised, not just words, but a song, a melody.
Kyle MacLachlan 1:01
Well, I thought you were all going to write a song.
Carrie Brownstein 1:02
I remember you thinking that. Listen to Podlandia, AO Rewatch on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Jeffrey (Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning) 1:13
What's up, fam? It's sports journalist Ari Chambers. Hey, what's up, y'all? It's your girl, Sam Jay.
Unknown 1:17
And we're the hosts of Everyone Watches Women's Sports, a new podcast from Together. We're breaking down the biggest headlines, the viral moments, and the stories everyone's talking about across women's sports. From game-changing performances to culture-shifting conversations, we'll give you our takes, our debates, and a few laughs along the way. Because everyone watches women's sports. Listen to Everyone Watches Women's Sports on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Jake Brennan 1:43
I'm Jake Brennan, and on my podcast, Disgraceland, I tell the stories behind music's biggest names, like how the story of the Foo Fighters isn't just about music, it's about grief, shock, and the moment everything changed. Imagine that. You're in the biggest band on the planet, as Dave Grohl was in 1994 in Nirvana, and the phone rings, and you learn that your singer, your friend, the reluctant voice of a generation, Kurt Cobain, is dead. Listen to Disgraceland on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Chelsea Handler 2:18
This is Chelsea Handler from Dear Chelsea. Every week, the news gets worse, the world gets crazier, and Yamanika is here to tell whoever's responsible, you're the problem.
Unknown 2:27
Do you know I just found out who Sidney Sweeney was? If he got a bunch of women, then I should have a bunch of men. Do better or do less so I don't have to do so much. I'm Yamanika and I'm out. Listen to You're the Problem with Yamanika on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Jeffrey (Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning) 2:48
Hey, it's your second date update podcast, and we are so happy you're here. Yes. You got to a dog voice.
Brooke (host) 2:53
You're so happy. Good boy.
Jeffrey (Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning) 2:55
You're a good boy. Okay, so thank you for being here. This is the official podcast, despite that weird first moment, which may indicate that you know that. Yeah, yeah, it's true. So let's get straight to the comment section.
Chelsea Handler 3:08
Yeah, Daniela said, hi guys, much love from Denmark. I just graduated with a 12 in my cap, the top grade in Denmark. Couldn't have done it without your podcast keeping me sane while doing all my all-nighters.
Jeffrey (Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning) 3:19
Dude, that's so cool.
Brooke (host) 3:22
Wow, congratulations.
Jeffrey (Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning) 3:22
I bet school's harder in Denmark for some reason. It has to be, right? Yeah. All right, here it goes. This one's for you, Daniela. Congratulations.
Katrina (caller) 3:30
Congratulations.
Jeffrey (Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning) 3:31
it starts now brooke and jeffrey in the morning second date update most women have their own unwritten rules they set down for a first date now alexis might not agree because these rules i found online were written by men number one always be willing to pay for half yeah should i stop there or do you want me to keep going okay i didn't even get to don't drink too much the best date's a sober date oh yeah why find this yeah why would alexis want to remember anyway we have a woman on the phone named katrina who has her own unwritten rule for dates that she brings someone along on her first one every time katrina welcome to the show

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