Second Date Update: Jiu-Jitsu and Chill
episodePreviously titled “Second Date Update: Jiu Jitsu and Chill” — renamed by the publisher on Aug 3, 2026
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What is the show's premise and who are the hosts introducing this episode?
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Did we ever come to a conclusion if we had another word for hump day yet? Like more Gen Z? Mmm, I don't know.
Oh, I'm trying to think if people commented on it. I don't know if they did.
Okay, well... Let us know, okay? Because we didn't follow up on that and we apologize.
It's Wednesday.
We got a brand new Second Date Update episode for you. Thank you so much for finding the official podcast. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. What is in the comments then, Alexis? If it's not helpful.
If it's not helpful. This one is helpful. I appreciate this comment. JB Law said, just dropping by to share my love for you all. Listeners since 2015. My day wouldn't be complete without hearing you all. Alexis version. Y'all are okay, I guess. Haven't found a better waste of time since 2015.
So yeah, whatever. Okay. And I love that.
It's better. No, that was better. The second one.
That's the only compliment she could take.
Whatever. It's just so good that way.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What is the show's premise and who are the hosts introducing this episode?
0:00–7:15
2
How do Brooke and Jeffrey open the Second Date Update segment and set the tone?
7:15–12:13
3
How did Tara and Norris meet at jiu-jitsu and what sparked their chemistry?
12:13–14:55
4
What happened at the hibachi date that made Norris leave mid-meal?
14:55–17:55
5
How did Tara discover Norris waiting in the car and what were his symptoms?
17:55–24:00
6
Why did Norris miss jiu-jitsu classes for two weeks and how did hosts react?
24:00–26:06
Speakers
9 identifiedMore from Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
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