Second Date Update: Mom Blocked

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Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update 26 min 8 speakers 7 chapters transcribed 1 month ago
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Anna (the date / caller) 0:00
I'm Nancy Glass, host of the Burden of Guilt Season 3 podcast. This is a story about a horrendous situation that destroyed two families. It's a scorched earth war that shows just how far someone will go to get what they want.
Unknown 0:15
Cindy said I had to choose between the truth and my family, and I had to choose the truth.
Anna (the date / caller) 0:21
Listen to Season 3 of Burden of Guilt on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Fred Armisen (ad/clip) - Not a show guest 0:30
Hey, Portlandia fans.
Carrie Brownstein 0:31
Carrie Brownstein and Fred Armisen here.
Fred Armisen (ad/clip) - Not a show guest 0:33
The dream of the 90s is alive in podcast form.
Carrie Brownstein 0:36
We're launching Podlandia AO Rewatch, our brand new podcast where we revisit every episode of Portlandia together, breaking down sketches, going deep on our iconic characters, and pulling back the curtain on how it all got made.
Fred Armisen (ad/clip) - Not a show guest 0:48
And we'll also be joined by the people who helped bring it all to life. Guest stars, collaborators, and friends, including director Jonathan Kreisel, the mayor himself, Kyle McLaughlin, legendary musician Amy Mann, and many more.
Carrie Brownstein 1:00
Kyle is going for it here. You fully improvised not just words, but a song, a melody.
Kyle MacLachlan 1:05
Well, I thought you were all going to write a song.
Carrie Brownstein 1:07
I remember you thinking that. Listen to Podlandia, AO Rewatch on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Jeffrey (Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning) 1:17
What's up, fam? I'm sports journalist Ari Chambers. Hey, what's up, y'all? It's your girl, Sam Jay. And we're the hosts of Everyone Watches Women's Sports, a new podcast from Together and iHeart Women's Sports.
Sam Jay 1:26
We're breaking down the biggest headlines. Naomi Osaka showing out. Shout out to you, Naomi. The viral moments. I've been obsessed with Kashawn Rock's boxing journey. She looks good. Her combos are swift. And the stories everyone's talking about across women's sports. Because everyone watches women's sports. Listen to Everyone Watches Women's Sports on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Jake Brennan 1:47
I'm Jake Brennan, and on the Disgraceland podcast, I explore the wild lives of rock stars and unbelievable true crime stories from music history. These are the stories you haven't heard, the kind you'll end up telling someone else. Like the time Paul McCartney spent in a notorious prison, or the bizarre crime Lady Gaga is accused of, or that time Blondie's Debbie Harry escaped Ted Bundy. Listen to Disgraceland on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Chelsea Handler 2:19
This is Chelsea Handler from Dear Chelsea. Every week, the news gets worse, the world gets crazier, and Yamanika is here to tell whoever's responsible, you're the problem.
Sam Jay 2:29
Do you know I just found out who Sidney Sweeney was? If he got a bunch of women, then I should have a bunch of men. Do better or do less so I don't have to do so much. I'm Yamanika and I'm out. Listen to You're the Problem with Yamanika on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Jeffrey (Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning) 2:50
You know, it's summer, but we don't take vacation here. No, we're still giving you new episodes. Yeah. Not that we just took a vacation a few weeks ago. Yeah, we do take vacation. We're not on vacation today, okay? We have a brand new episode today, and I'm patting ourselves on the back for showing up. It's Brick and Jeffrey, and what do we got for comments?
Chelsea Handler 3:09
Yeah, it says, hi, I'm Yasin from Kenya, listening to you guys while I write lines of code. Maybe I'll create a fun web for you.
Jeffrey (Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning) 3:17
Ooh, that'd be cool. Yeah. 1110010. Ooh, yeah. There we go. Oh, saucy. Yeah, talking code.
Brooke (host) 3:26
No? All right, let's get to this new episode right now. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, second date update.
Jeffrey (Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning) 3:33
If you're a guy, there's this very particular moment of panic that sets in on a first date. Jose, I know you've probably experienced this before where you're out with a woman and she unexpectedly says yes to coming back to your place. And you realize you are not ready for it. Yeah, because I'm like, wait, did I make my bed? Wait, but you asked.
Anna (the date / caller) 3:56
You just didn't expect a yes.
Jeffrey (Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning) 3:58
Is that it?
Anna (the date / caller) 3:58
No, you never know.
Jeffrey (Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning) 3:59
You realize suddenly you're not ready and you're trying to figure out, how am I going to hide the air mattress and Febreze the mystery smell and bleach whatever is growing in my kitchen sink before she gets in the building?

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