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Brooke and Jeffrey

#5 Phone Tap of 2025: No Cheering Section

15 Dec 2025

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Chapter 1: What is the prank about in this episode?

1.162 - 26.402 Brooke

When you're high, you feel different. You think different, you talk different, you draw different, you listen to music different, but you probably knew that. Problem is, you also drive different, and not in a good way. That's why driving high is illegal everywhere. So if you're high, just don't drive. Make a plan to get a sober ride. Because if you feel different, you drive different.

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26.422 - 28.806 Brooke

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30.338 - 33.542 Unknown

And she said, Johnny, the kids didn't come home last night.

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33.562 - 37.567 Jeff

Along the central Texas plains, teens are dying.

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Chapter 2: How do the Chicago Bears plan to change the game experience?

37.927 - 48.86 Jeff

Suicides that don't make sense. Strange accidents and brutal murders. In what seems to be a plot ripped straight out of Breaking Bad.

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49.381 - 55.688 Unknown

Drugs, alcohol, trafficking of people. There are people out there that absolutely know what happened.

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55.668 - 64.935 Jeff

Listen to Paper Ghosts, The Texas Teen Murders on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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65.337 - 80.533 Dr. Elizabeth Poynter

Welcome to Decoding Women's Health. I'm Dr. Elizabeth Poynter, Chair of Women's Health and Gynecology at the Adria Health Institute in New York City. I'll be talking to top researchers and clinicians and bringing vital information about midlife women's health directly to you.

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80.553 - 83.296 Unknown

100% of women go through menopause.

Chapter 3: What reactions does the season ticket holder have to the new policy?

83.896 - 86.319 Unknown

Even if it's natural, why should we suffer through it?

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86.679 - 94.467 Dr. Elizabeth Poynter

Listen to Decoding Women's Health with Dr. Elizabeth Poynter on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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94.835 - 96.298 Dani Shapiro

Hi, I'm Dani Shapiro.

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96.658 - 101.567 Jeff

We were in the car, like a Rolling Stone came on, and he said, there's a line in there about your mother.

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101.948 - 102.929 Unknown

And I said, what?

103.571 - 108.9 Jeff

What I would do if I didn't feel like I was being accepted is choose an identity that other people can't have.

109.221 - 115.071 Unknown

I knew something had happened to me in the middle of the night, but I couldn't hold on to what had happened.

115.051 - 126.715 Dani Shapiro

These are just a few of the moving and important stories on my 13th season of Family Secrets. Listen to Family Secrets on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

127.538 - 130.806 Giselle Bryan

You know the shade is always shadiest right here.

Chapter 4: What are the specific rules for the 'no cheering' section?

131.206 - 152.058 Giselle Bryan

Season six of the podcast Reasonably Shady with Giselle Bryan and Robin Dixon is here, dropping every Monday. As two of the founding members of the Real Housewives of Potomac, we're giving you all the laughs, drama, and reality news you can handle. And you know we don't hold back. So come be reasonable or shady with us each and every Monday.

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152.459 - 160.903 Giselle Bryan

Listen to Reasonably Shady from the Black Effect Podcast Network on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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161.592 - 165.438 Jeff

We are halfway through the countdown of our top ten phone taps of Christmas.

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166.279 - 167.561 Dani Shapiro

It's really the holidays, isn't it?

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167.601 - 176.154 Jeff

It is. We're at number five today where we prank a longtime Chicago Bears fan who's been a season ticket holder for the past 11 years.

176.374 - 177.496 Unknown

I love this one.

Chapter 5: How does the prank caller explain the 'whisper chant'?

177.516 - 205.94 Jeff

So, yes, he has witnessed some rough times, but it's about to get even rougher because Team Customer Relations is about to tell him a wild new stadium policy change is being put in effect. that he might find very surprising in your number five phone tap of the year right now. It's Brooke and Jeffrey's 10 phone taps of Christmas. Number five. Hello? Hi, am I speaking with Mr. Marlon Mack?

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205.96 - 208.724 Jeff

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Who is this? Hi, sir. Thank you.

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Chapter 6: What humorous moments arise during the prank call?

209.025 - 227.588 Jeff

I work for the Chicago Bears. I'm vice president of crowd customer relations over at Soldier Field. Really? Really. Yes, sir. What's going on? What's happening? Well, first of all, I just wanted to reach out and thank you for being a season ticket holder for the last 11 years. Yeah, yeah, well, you know. That's quite a run.

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Chapter 7: How does the season ticket holder react to the prank revelation?

227.989 - 251.651 Jeff

That's why we're calling all of our longtime fans just to let them know we're going to be moving towards a more quiet stadium experience going forward. Quiet, quiet, quiet stadium. Are you kidding me, man? What are you talking about? It's part of a new policy where the Bears are testing out a more family-friendly fan experience. How does that work?

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252.252 - 266.07 Jeff

Well, you can still root for the team just silently. You know, in a way that won't disturb others, especially the visiting team. No, no. You've got to be kidding me.

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Chapter 8: What final thoughts does the prank caller share with the listener?

266.09 - 279.047 Jeff

Well, sir, sir, no, this isn't a joke. I'm serious. Your section, Section 445, has been designated as a no... Sir, can you please stop laughing? Mom!

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279.734 - 317.459 Jeff

Okay, well, you really do sound like a Bears fan. I'll give you that. Yeah, man, do you really work for the Bears? I do, sir. And I'm trying to let you know that your section, Section 445, has been designated as a no-cheerin' zone. Oh, my God. Okay. OK, you know, I needed this, man. It's been a rough go for us over the years, so I know you needed a laugh, but I'm being very serious with you.

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318.44 - 348.638 Jeff

Oh, man, you're going to give me a heart attack, man. OK, you got your laughs out and you understand that we are changing your section to a no cheering zone. Okay, that's great. I want to come to it. I want to experience that. Can I drink? Can I bring a couple of beers in there? You can drink, but here's what you need to know going forward. You are allowed to clap politely.

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348.618 - 361.151 Jeff

So what you're doing right now, sir, it would not fly. This is too loud. It would violate the no noise policy we're installing. Oh, man. You know, that's why I would be drinking so I could calm down, man.

361.171 - 361.431 Unknown

Okay.

361.732 - 371.081 Jeff

Well, that's probably highly recommended for you. Okay. In addition to the light clapping, you are allowed to whisper chant.

371.882 - 375.886 Dr. Leitra Tate

Whisper chant? Give me an example.

375.906 - 404.116 Jeff

Well, if we're on defense, you could chant, Oh, now that's a look. That sounds creepy, man. Well, it's an option for you, and it'll sound a lot better when the entire section is doing it. But yelling or screaming or laughing maniacally will lead to immediate removal. And we would have to revoke your tickets as well. Do your bosses know that you're on the phone talking like this, man?

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