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Chapter 1: What challenges do people face with dating apps?
We've counted, we've tallied, and we came up with some numbers. All right? Okay. Yeah, the top ten second date updates of 2025. These are the most downloaded, the most loved, the most commented on.
Yay! So they came up with the numbers.
They did.
But we can only talk to tens. Got it, got it.
There's a stretch for us.
Yeah.
But today, we're on to number eight in our countdown. And for sure, the most annoying part of the dating apps isn't the constant scrolling or the inappropriate DMs or even coming across Brooke's secret cougar match profile again and again and again.
I don't have that, Jeff. She uses a real picture.
I know. She changes it every time. The thing is, it's all the wasted energy you have to put in getting to know somebody only to never actually meet up with them in person.
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Chapter 2: How does our listener plan to eliminate dating app headaches?
Tell me if I was wrong, but it sounds like you like to play the dating game a little bit more straightforward.
Yeah, totally. Let's go, man. I mean, I don't have that much time left. I'm not going to sit there and text all day. Okay.
To what extent do you do this?
Here's my new rule now when I talk to people. It's like, if I don't meet up with them right away, it pretty much just kind of fizzles out.
Okay. I mean, I can see how that could happen.
Kind of. If you don't do that, you'll get strung along for weeks and months and maybe never even end up meeting that person.
What is right away to you? What does that mean?
Yeah, I think like 48 to 72 hours, we should at least have like some kind of plan to hang out. But like if that plan's not established, then it's probably never going to work out.
That's actually kind of a rule of thumb. I kind of like that rule. Like it's respecting everybody's time.
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Chapter 3: What is Dustin's method for dating success?
It was just different than what I expected, but could this be my perspective? A lot of the photos she had, she was wearing sunglasses, so it could be misjudged through that.
Oh, yeah. Oh, that's true. Sunglasses now cover like 70% of the face. You can barely tell who they are. So now that we've covered the crazy... Take some off. There's no eyes.
That was the crazy part.
Now that we've covered all the crazy parts of the date, bring us to the boring, you know, mushy stuff.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
That's my favorite part. Jose wants to know how the rest of the date went.
Everything was normal about the date, but then there was like this one part that was really weird. Oh, okay. Going back to crazy again. It wasn't like super crazy, but it was just like one of those another different things than I thought.
Okay. What happened?
Well, on her profile, like she talks about like Pilates and a bunch of like Pilates stuff is on her profile, right? Okay. Yeah. So I thought that was kind of cool about her. But every time I would talk to her about Pilates, I swear she would just kept redirecting the conversation into something else.
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Chapter 4: What surprising details emerged during Dustin's date?
As long as you guys get me another date.
Yeah.
All right. All right. Well, let's dial Jessica right now. We'll see if she picks up and hopefully has a simple explanation for why she hasn't hit you back. Calling her right now.
Here we go.
Hello? Hey, is this Jessica?
Yeah. Who's this? Hey, she's so cute.
I know. It's so nice to talk to someone who's like positive and perky when we talk to them because we're doing a second date update.
Most of our listeners are like, who is this?
I'm sorry. What? What is this?
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Chapter 5: What were the key moments of Dustin and Jessica's date?
Yeah, I mean, like it could have been another Jessica from Bumble. Wait, wait, wait, though.
You have him as Dustin Bumble. He probably has multiple Jessica Bumbles. That makes so much sense.
Did you have fun with him? I did. Yeah. No, I had a lot of fun with him.
Even though you had to keep dodging his questions about Pilates?
Yeah. I mean, honestly, I didn't know what to say. I was kind of embarrassed, but like we were really enjoying ourselves.
So this makes sense why Dustin told us that she didn't look like the pictures from the girl that he matched with a couple of weeks ago.
He said that? Yeah. But he added that you were super cute. It's not like it was a disappointment. I think that's important to know.
Can I also say you're both in the same spot? Because he's like, I don't know where to go from here. And she just said, I don't know where to go from here. They're both in limbo.
Well, yeah, I guess that's it. Sorry. No, no.
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