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Brooke and Jeffrey

Battle of the Tinder Dates (5/27/26)

27 May 2026

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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?

0.892 - 17.436 Jonas Brothers

Hey guys, it's us, the Jonas Brothers. I'm Joe. I'm Kevin. And I'm Nick. And guess what? We created our own podcast called Hey Jonas. We invented a podcast? Well, we didn't invent it. We just contributed to it. We're the first people to do podcasts. We get to ask other people questions because we're sick and tired of being asked questions.

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17.737 - 28.873 Jonas Brothers

Well, sick and tired is a strong way to put it, but you know. Tired and sick. Tired and sick. Listen to Hey Jonas on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Just listen. We don't care where you hear it.

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29.41 - 48.043 Robert Smigel

Another podcast from some SNL late night comedy guy. Not quite. On Humor Me with Robert Smigel and Friends, me and hilarious guests from Bob Odenkirk to David Letterman help make you funnier. This week, my guests, SNL's Mikey Day and head writer Streeter Seidel, help an acapella band with their between songs banter.

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48.023 - 52.969 Unknown

Where does your group perform? We do some retirement homes. Those people are starving for banter.

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53.15 - 59.398 Robert Smigel

Listen to Humor Me with Robert Smigel and friends on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

59.798 - 77.001 Timbo

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76.981 - 94.618 Timbo

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94.835 - 104.806 Michelle McPhee

I'm Michelle McPhee, and I've been unraveling the strangest criminal alliance I've ever reported on. A Mormon polygamist and an Armenian businessman.

105.347 - 110.472 Unknown

Multi-million dollar house, Ferraris and Lamborghinis, private jets, a billion dollar fraud.

Chapter 2: What is the concept behind the Battle of the Tinder Dates?

452.481 - 462.855 Unknown

So I go in, and he's in the tub with a snorkel mask on, just, like, splashing around. And he wanted me to get in, but I just left.

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464.498 - 469.647 Brooke

I swear, dude. Us guys, we're just big kids. We don't grow up. We just, like, learn stuff. Yeah, that's fun. But we don't be sure.

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469.667 - 471.33 Unknown

That's how you end up getting talked about on here.

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471.35 - 477.04 Brooke

Yeah. Well, you missed out on bathtub time, in my opinion. But Skinny Lindsey, last chance.

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477.357 - 501.977 Unknown

I'm actually kind of embarrassed about this, but so I met this guy, and he took me to a picnic in the park. That's cute. So we met up, walked to a spot with his, he had like a picnic basket and everything, pretty romantic. He pulls out a whole rotisserie chicken, and then he says he wants to film me eating the whole thing with no napkins and just my hands. Oh. That's a free chicken.

501.997 - 510.667 Unknown

Why does he want to video you, though? Yeah. You know, duh. I don't know what I was thinking, but I was hungry, so I did it.

511.048 - 517.376 Brooke

Brooks, I do that anyway without him asking. You no hand ate a rotisserie chicken.

518.317 - 531.36 Unknown

Yeah, well, the last thing is that... Actually, the last time I checked on YouTube, it's still up there, and it's called The Chicken Didn't Stand a Chance. Oh. That is so proud of you.

531.38 - 541.952 Brooke

You took down that chicken. Yeah. Hope you didn't swallow a bone. I'm impressed. So greasy. Well, we got the final bell. That means the match is over, and we need to score it. Alexis, who are you giving it to?

Chapter 3: Who are the contestants in today's Tinder date battle?

547.878 - 551.993 Unknown

I got to go Abigail, too, for the lawyer with the no talking at the movies.

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552.013 - 559.44 Brooke

That means congratulations, Chippendale Abigail. You are our mournful maiden of the week. How does it feel?

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560.197 - 567.847 Unknown

I don't feel like a winner. I'll say that. But dating never makes you feel that way, so that's okay.

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568.007 - 579.943 Brooke

Congratulations, Abigail, on your victory. And text in 78592 if you want to appear on the next edition of Battle of the Tinder Dates. We've got your phone tap coming up right after this.

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581.915 - 598.477 Jonas Brothers

Hey guys, it's us, the Jonas Brothers. I'm Joe. I'm Kevin. And I'm Nick. And guess what? We created our own podcast called Hey Jonas. We invented a podcast? Well, we didn't invent it. We just contributed to it. We're the first people to do podcasts. We get to ask other people questions because we're sick and tired of being asked questions.

598.778 - 609.913 Jonas Brothers

Well, sick and tired is a strong way to put it, but you know. Tired and sick. Tired and sick. Listen to Hey Jonas on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Just listen. We don't care where you hear it.

610.45 - 629.083 Robert Smigel

Another podcast from some SNL late night comedy guy. Not quite. On Humor Me with Robert Smigel and Friends, me and hilarious guests from Bob Odenkirk to David Letterman help make you funnier. This week, my guests, SNL's Mikey Day and head writer Streeter Seidel, help an acapella band with their between songs banter.

629.063 - 634.009 Unknown

Where does your group perform? We do some retirement homes. Those people are starving for banter.

634.169 - 640.437 Robert Smigel

Listen to Humor Me with Robert Smigel and friends on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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