Battle of the Tinder Dates (5/27/26)

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Brooke and Jeffrey 12 min 7 speakers 3 chapters transcribed 3 months ago
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Keir Gaines 2:04
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Brooke 2:46
It is the dating game show that reminds you you're just one poison apple-induced coma away from finding true love.
Unknown 2:54
I thought you were going to say from a good night's sleep.
Brooke 2:58
It's Battle of the Tinder Dates, where two of our listeners go head-to-head to figure out whose love life is the most tragic. We'll go over the rules in just a second, but first, let's meet today's contestants. In this corner, just like those two cuddly little Disney characters, she also ends every episode with a pile of nuts in her mouth. Because she loves almonds, please welcome Chippendale Abigail. Hello. and in the other corner just like the famous disney princess cinderella she spends most of her days on her knees because they force her to scrub the floors okay i'm noticing a theme here it's unfair say hello to skinned knee lindsey
Unknown 3:43
Lindsay, you can actually virtually slap him if you want to.
Brooke 3:49
You should slap the people that are making you clean the floors. That's what I think. But here's how the game works. One contestant will start by telling one of their worst date stories. The other will try to counter with a nightmare story of their own.

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