FULL SHOW: Hit & Hit On Awkward Call, Black Market Target Secret + Office Reality Prank (9/15/26)

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What funny comments and listener shout‑outs kick off the episode?

Meg Stalter 0:00
Hey, welcome to a brand new full hour for you. It's Brick and Jeffrey, and you found the official podcast. Um if you're not already on our YouTube page at Brick and Jeffrey, we do have a new in studio that's up today, which is where you get to see us do one of the second dates or awkward. Today it is a uh awkward Tuesday phone call that's up for an in studio video on our YouTube at Brick and Jeffrey. Mm-hmm. Uh but before we get into this full hour, what do we got on comments?
Alexis 0:28
Yeah, Karen Watts said, I'm back on another 10 day cruise to Alaska after my 14-day Caribbean cruise and listening to y'all, all of y'all, all the time, I've dreamt about being in the show to beat Brook. Oh my god. Does she just
Meg Stalter 0:42
live on a boat? Yeah, no. She
Jeffrey 0:44
just loves buffets, I tell you.
Meg Stalter 0:50
Yeah, stay warm. Yeah. No, I want the glaciers to stay cold. Oh.
Jeffrey 0:54
Okay. I was talking about Herb. I'm sorry. You're right. You're right.
Meg Stalter 0:57
Sure. All right, here we go. Full hour just for you. Cruising it up. Uh it's Brick and Jeffrey in the morning.
Jonas Brothers 1:03
I never thought I would ever want to go into politics until this story came out.
Meg Stalter 1:09
You've changed your mind?
Jonas Brothers 1:11
Sure did. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. 'Cause the mayor of Mooresville, North Carolina, Mayor Chris Carney, is having to answer a lot of tough questions right now.
Meg Stalter 1:21
What happened?
Jonas Brothers 1:22
Personally, I don't get why he has to, because it all started when one of the IT workers in town hall was interviewed about some strange surveillance footage that made its way to the local mayors. He calls it strange. I don't know how I feel, but here's the IT guy talking about what he saw in regards to the mayor.
Unknown 1:44
Uh you can see the mayor at least on a couple different occasions without wearing pants. Oh, which is a very big issue that's unethical.
Meg Stalter 1:53
Oh, come on. Is it unethical? I mean who is in the room? If he's by himself.
Jose Balano 1:57
Have you heard about politicians nowadays? We're lucky.
Jonas Brothers 2:02
Nothing. But turns out back in twenty twenty four, Mayor Carney was caught on security cameras more than once strolling through the halls of the building without any pants on.
Jose Balano 2:13
Isn't that the right you get when you get elected mayor? Exactly. I have to do whatever you guys say. It's
Jonas Brothers 2:19
his building. It's like his house. There you go. I don't
Meg Stalter 2:21
know that that's true. Um is he in tidy whiteys or is it just totally new? Or what specifically? I'm just saying I I What are the measurements you want to tell
Jose Balano 2:32
the link?
Meg Stalter 2:33
There's different levels of pants off, and you know they get you into different levels of trouble. Oh, I
Jonas Brothers 2:39
I think she wants the tidy whiteys so she can more to enjoy it. I don't know why
Meg Stalter 2:43
I feel like every mayor wears tight pants. That's why they run like that, or every politician Just because there's a
Jonas Brothers 2:49
lot of pressure on him. But anyways, after the news story broke, residents started calling for his resignation. But
Jose Balano 2:57
I'm
Jonas Brothers 2:57
calling for something else.
Jose Balano 2:58
What is that?
Jonas Brothers 2:59
I'm calling for him to be named our Mayor of the week. A first for this show. And that's why today in honor of Mayor Carney, we're all gonna unzip for the shock collar question of the day.
Meg Stalter 3:15
I got an elastic on, let's go. Let's
Jonas Brothers 3:18
your patriotism hang out as we send it over to Digital Jake. Here we go.
Jeffrey 3:22
Big royal
Jonas Brothers 3:23
news today, because it's Prince
Jeffrey 3:25
Harry's birthday.
Meg Stalter 3:28
I feel like we should play the song Shut Shut Shut No Right Prince.
Jeffrey 3:33
It's another candle on the cake for the world's most famous spare tire.
Corey Parks 3:36
Yeah.
Jeffrey 3:37
Of course, Harry's not the only royal heir to win over our hearts, and that's why today we're doing a special Crown Jewels edition of Plenty of Twenty. I have a list of the top twenty most famous princes of all time. Not just the real ones locked in their castles, but also from fairy tales, cartoons, maybe even your mom's romance novels. Oh, you just have to name them to stay in the Yeah. We'll start with the woman whose Tinder says she's a queen in the streets, but a chambermaid in the sheets. Uh-oh, that's Alex. Exactly
Kimberly Chatterjee 4:17
what it says. Top twenty most
Jeffrey 4:18
famous princes on the board.
Kimberly Chatterjee 4:21
Ooh, um, I mean, can I take the one you said in the intro? 'Cause you always put it in there and say Prince Harry?
Jeffrey 4:28
So smart. Prince Harry.

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