FULL SHOW: Jeff's Maroon 5 Parody, Second Chance Scott Date + Weirdest Family Habits (8/7/26)
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What is the new Portlandia‑focused podcast being announced?
Hey Portlandia fans.
Carrie Brownstein and Fred Armison here.
The dream of the 90s is alive in podcast form.
We're launching Podlandia AO Rewatch, our brand new podcast where we revisit every episode of Portlandia together, breaking down sketches, going deep on our iconic characters, and pulling back the curtain on how it all got made.
And we'll also be joined by the people who helped bring it all to life. Guest stars, collaborators, and friends, including director Jonathan Chrysler, the mayor himself, Kyle McLaughlin, legendary musician Amy Mann, and many more. Kyle is going for it here.
You fully improvise, not just words, but a song.
Well, I thought you were all gonna write a song too.
I remember you thinking that. Listen to Podlandia, AAO Rewatch on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
What's up fam? I'm sports journalist Ari Chambers. Hey what's up, y'all? It's your girl Sam J. And we're the host of Everyone Watches Women's Sports, a new podcast from Together in iHeart Women's Sports. We're breaking down the biggest headlines. Naomi Osaka, showing it out. Shout outs to you, Naomi. The viral moments. I've been obsessed with Krishna Rock's boxing journey. She looks good. Her combos are swift. And the stories everyone's talking about across women's sports. Because everyone watches women's sports. Listen to everyone watches women's sports on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.
Hey, this is Hayes Davenport. And Sean Clemens. We host the podcast Hollywood Handbook. Every episode, we're trying to help our guests improve their careers by mainly focusing on how they can help us improve our careers.
The show's famously super accessible, so you can easily jump into any of our 650 episodes and understand what's going on.
We recommend some of our recent episodes with Ben Stiller, Danny McBride, Riz Ahmed, and Mary Steenbergen.
Listen to Hollywood Handbook on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
This is Chelsea Handler from Dear Chelsea. Every week the news gets worse, the world gets crazier, and Yamanika is here to tell whoever's responsible, you're the problem.
Do you know I just found out who Sydney Sweeney was? If he got a bunch of women, then I should have a bunch of men. Do better or do better.
less so I don't have to do so much. I'm Yamonika and I'm out. Listen to You're the Problem with Yamanika on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
I'm Nick Tutoro. You probably know me from NYPD Blue, The Longest Yard, or Spike Lee's Black Klansman. And on my new podcast, Delivering Happiness with Nick Tutoro, I deliver pizza to a new guest. I've shared a slice with everyone, from Seth Rollins, what are you doing, my belt, to Bill Burr. I don't think I've ever met somebody so exactly out of their mind as I am.
And now we even have more great guests coming up, including the great John Tuturo.
How do the hosts transition into the sports‑women’s‑sports roundup?
It's called Happiness. Delivering Happiness.
And many, many more.
Open your free HiHot Radio app, search Delivering Happiness with Nick DeTuturo, and listen now.
God, it's so thirsty when podcasters like beg you to follow, like, subscribe. I would never do that.
That is gives me the ick.
All right, the full show starts right now. Your Alexa's gonna be so jealous when she hears about this. Uh-oh. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. So maybe put like your something over your Alexa's ears right now.
Well you keep saying her name, so she's turning on and on off.
Okay, well cover her listening ports with your hands. Cause a promo video just dropped for a fancy new product called Friend. Oh no. And it's blown up on social media in the last few days. Hey, friend. It's a virtual AI companion that you wear like a necklace. Oh my god. Have you guys seen this? And we're calling it friend. We've just like skipped the like, we're gonna pretend like we're not gonna rely on computers. It looks like an air tag. This is our entire social life now. Yeah, it looks like an air tag on a string, is exactly what it looks like.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What is the new Portlandia‑focused podcast being announced?
0:00–2:43
2
How do the hosts transition into the sports‑women’s‑sports roundup?
2:43–8:21
3
Why do the hosts introduce a virtual AI companion called “Friend”?
8:21–12:28
4
What weird family traditions are shared in the “strangest things families did” survey?
12:28–42:38
5
What is the “Delivering Happiness” podcast promo that opens this segment?
42:38–1:04:57
6
How do Jeff and Brooke handle Scott’s “second‑date” update with Mandy?
1:04:57–1:25:45
Speakers
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Second Date Update: Love At First Like
Phone Tap: Vito & Vino In-Home Care