FULL SHOW: Pay for My Kid's Bday Awkward Call, Hiking Horror Story + Beat Brooke (8/4/26)

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Fred Armisen (ad/clip) - Not a show guest 0:00
Hey, Portlandia fans.
Kyle MacLachlan 0:01
Carrie Brownstein and Fred Armisen here.
Fred Armisen (ad/clip) - Not a show guest 0:03
The dream of the 90s is alive in podcast form.
Kyle MacLachlan 0:06
We're launching Podlandia AO Rewatch, our brand new podcast where we revisit every episode of Portlandia together, breaking down sketches, going deep on our iconic characters, and pulling back the curtain on how it all got made.
Fred Armisen (ad/clip) - Not a show guest 0:18
And we'll also be joined by the people who helped bring it all to life. Guest stars, collaborators, and friends, including director Jonathan Kreisel, the mayor himself, Kyle McLaughlin, legendary musician Amy Mann, and many more.
Kyle MacLachlan 0:30
Kyle is going for it here. You fully improvised not just words, but a song, a melody. Well, I thought you were all going to write a song. I remember you thinking that.
Unknown 0:39
Listen to Podlandia, AO Rewatch on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Jeffrey (Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning) 0:47
What's up, fam? I'm sports journalist Ari Chambers. Hey, what's up, y'all? It's your girl, Sam Jay. And we're the hosts of Everyone Watches Women's Sports, a new podcast from Together and iHeart Women's Sports.
Unknown 0:56
We're breaking down the biggest headlines. Naomi Osaka showing out. Shout-outs to you, Naomi. The viral moments. I've been obsessed with Kashawn Rock's boxing journey. She looks good. Her combos are swift. And the stories everyone's talking about across women's sports. Because everyone watches women's sports. Listen to Everyone Watches Women's Sports on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Jeffrey (Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning) 1:17
Hey, this is Hayes Davenport. And Sean Clements. We host the podcast Hollywood Handbook. Every episode we're trying to help our guests improve their careers by mainly focusing on how they can help us improve our careers.
Paul Pabst 1:30
The show's famously super accessible, so you can easily jump into any of our 650 episodes and understand what's going on.
Jeffrey (Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning) 1:36
We recommend some of our recent episodes with Ben Stiller, Danny McBride, Riz Ahmed, and Mary Steenburgen.
Paul Pabst 1:41
Listen to Hollywood Handbook on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Alexis (producer/board/side host) 1:47
This is Chelsea Handler from Dear Chelsea.
Jeffrey (Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning) 1:49
Every week the news gets worse, the world gets crazier, and Yamanika is here to tell whoever's responsible, you're the problem.
Unknown 1:57
Do you know I just found out who Sidney Sweeney was? If he got a bunch of women, then I should have a bunch of men. Do better or do less so I don't have to do so much. I'm Yamanika and I'm out. Listen to You're the Problem with Yamanika on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Nick Turturro. You probably know me from NYPD Blue, The Longest Yard, or Spike Lee's Black Klansman. And on my new podcast, Delivering Happiness with Nick Turturro, I deliver pizza to a new guest. I've shared a slice with everyone from Seth Rollins.
Fred Armisen (ad/clip) - Not a show guest 2:31
What are you doing with my belt? To Bill Burr. I don't think I've ever met somebody so exactly out of their mind as I am.
Unknown 2:38
And now we even have more great guests coming up, including the great John Turturro. It's called happiness. Delivering happiness. And many, many more. Open your free iHeartRadio app, search Delivering Happiness with Nick Turturro, and listen now.
Brooke (Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning) 2:52
Hey, it's Brick and Jeffrey in the morning. We've got a full show for you. And I met a listener, IRL, Alexis, at the Ed Sheeran concert. And the first thing they said to me is, I played you in Winbrook's Box. And the next thing I said to them was, did you win? Yeah. Because if you did beat me, I will then snub you for the rest of my life. Did they say no for their own safety? Yeah, they were losers. So I was able to give them a hug and take a picture. Just letting everyone know the rules.
Jeffrey (Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning) 3:18
I thought you were going to say, and then I punched them and I got kicked out of the Ed Sheeran concert.
Brooke (Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning) 3:22
No, hey. So we got a lot of Winbrook's Bucks today. We got a new Awkward Tuesday phone call. Yeah. We got a mass speaker. We got lots of fun. What is in the comments? I'm in trouble because Nin Doggle said yesterday's full episode was posted later than usual and I wasn't able to listen while walking my dog in the morning.

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